What horrible thing can be done to me in studio?

[thepaulo]

I'll be in NYC on tuesday....It could be an AFRO event.

[JerseyRich]

Force your eyelids open and make you watch GAP.





Sorry, that was too easy.

And being that I haven't seen GAP yet, I shouldn't judge. :tongue:

[disneyspy]

nair on the head? nope,been done,um wait lemme think a brand with a hot coat hanger?oh yeah um,paul what hasnt been done to you,again?

[underdog]

There's so many jokes, but I'm too tired to think of any.

[Drunky McBetidont]

i told you my idea, tattoo removal vs esd. whoever has the most tattoo removed in a three hour period, wins

[OGC]

Force your eyelids open and make you watch GAP.





Sorry, that was too easy.

And being that I haven't seen GAP yet, I shouldn't judge. :tongue:

Don't be so hard on yourself JerseyRich. I have seen it and you were right.

[thepaulo]

There's so many jokes, but I'm too tired to think of any.

Well, take some speed.

[Contra]

Paul O vs. Twat-O part 2?

[Drunky McBetidont]

maybe they can get a porn star to fuck you with her tits, like earl. that wouldn't hurt as much as the metal hanger thingy.

[thepaulo]

maybe they can get a porn star to fuck you with her tits, like earl. that wouldn't hurt as much as the metal hanger thingy.

How is that horrible?

[mudflap170]

Water-boarding. Everybody always talks about how bad this is, but I've never seen it done. This way I can form an opinion by actually seeing it.

[Drunky McBetidont]

How is that horrible?

ok, you fuck her with your tits. that would be horrible.

[ToiletCrusher]

they did water torture to crazy jen back in the day.

PaulO can handle that, he's been through worse.

[disneyspy]

did you know that a lion can lick the skin off of your ass?

[thepaulo]

did you know that a lion can lick the skin off of your ass?

as long as it does it slowly. skin off the ass with one lick would suck.

[midwestjeff]

did you know that a lion can lick the skin off of your ass?

Learned that one the hard way, didn't ya Disney?

[disneyspy]

Learned that one the hard way, didn't ya Disney?

who knew they liked honey?

[disneyspy]

a hungry canadian goose will attack a corn covered taint area

[Drunky McBetidont]

a hungry canadian goose will attack a corn covered taint area

radio gold

[disneyspy]

is it true that a NYC rat will nibble cheese spread off a persons genitals?

[ToiletCrusher]

is it true that a NYC rat will nibble cheese spread off a persons genitals?

when you get to NYC we'll find out I guess.

[disneyspy]

ive always wondered if anybodies ever tried that scene in diehard3 with a posterboard in way upper NYC,maybe a sign that says OBAMA IS THE BEAST

[Gvac]

I think they should put headphones on PaulO and make him listen to Radiohead for 3 straight hours!

That might be a bit extreme, though.

Maybe just rip his fingernails off with pliers.

[thepaulo]

I think they should put headphones on PaulO and make him listen to Radiohead for 3 straight hours!

That might be a bit extreme, though.

Maybe just rip his fingernails off with pliers.

I'd be willing to do six straight hours of Radiohead.

[Gvac]

I'd be willing to do six straight hours of Radiohead.

This only proves your mental instability.

Oh Paul...will you ever win?

[disneyspy]

stugots wine-the penultimate torture

[thepaulo]

stugots wine-the penultimate torture

I'd be willing to chug the whole 2 gallon jug.

[ToiletCrusher]

I'd be willing to chug the whole 2 gallon jug.

the man has reached the point of no return.


stugots wine - PaulO approved

[lleeder]

I say eat peanut related products that have been pulled off the market for salmonella til you puke or shit yourself. Worst case scenario you die. Best case scenario you shit your pants and have a salty taste in your mouth.

[Gvac]

Best case scenario you shit your pants and have a salty taste in your mouth.

Sounds like just another Saturday night for PaulO.

[Enabler]

You could get married again.

[midwestjeff]

They should force you to watch a movie, any movie,
from beginning to end instead of the 20 minutes you are accustomed to.

[ecobag2]

Staples paintball challenge w/ Dave doing different lines from various movies.

He could recite, for example, Jules' bible line and blast the shit out of you.

[jlehane3]

and end your career in the LooneyTunes. Seriously you have the opportunity with Franklyn to make movie history....going the OTHER WAY....the path NOT taken by the Hollywood CRASS,insulting people with their drivel. I'm not talking about a BIT but a HUMAN STUDY. http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/jlehane3/SonOfSAM2.jpg Chose your side for eternity. http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/jlehane3/thFezzyweek15.jpg

[PanterA]

Gargle with liquid ass

[Coach]

Sew you and patti naked up in a sack in a closet of the studio for 5 hours. Then have them "forget" about you two and leave for the day, yet remember to take your clothes.

[Puggle_kicker]

Force your eyelids open and make you watch GAP.





Sorry, that was too easy.

damn you got to it before me. and to think I just watched clockwork orange. some beautiful naked women in that flick.

[thepaulo]

these are all wonderful suggestions. I'm so excited. I can't wait to find out.
but surely if you put your thinking caps on it could be even more wonderful.

[denko]

damn you got to it before me. and to think I just watched clockwork orange. some beautiful naked women in that flick.


"come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles" the chick in that scene was hot i thought.

[thepaulo]

"come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles" the chick in that scene was hot i thought.


I assume you are talking about the interrupted gang rape in the abandoned theater...
incredible bod.

[denko]

I assume you are talking about the interrupted gang rape in the abandoned theater...
incredible bod.

correct!

[Puggle_kicker]

Indeed. I also liked the one that they brought out topless after he had been through his treatment. Beautiful natural breasts.

And I love that scene in the abandoned theater. It plants the seed in your mind, that although these are some bad kids they are against rape (or in and out, if you like) . . . . but then you get the scene where him and his punks were raping a chick.

Great film (I know Im going out on a limb with that one)

[Snoogans]

hold your wee for a wii

[MobCounty]

I think you should try to get drunk using alcohol enimas.

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/470159

Apparently, its very dangerous.. but done correctly, it could make for a very interesting show.

:thumbup:

[Puggle_kicker]

Please no enimas . . . . I was listening to the best of that had Paul-O doing the enima of hot water . . . . it was disgusting, I had a hard time listening.

[Puggle_kicker]

hold your wee for a wii

Sex for Sam, AFRO Edition

[disneyspy]

fill your gap with GAP

[MobCounty]

I say you should cut the bonus track of 'directors dialogue' for gap live on the show with the buddies.

[thepaulo]

Hopefully I'llbe treated with reverence and respect in accordence with my status as a world class film director.

[Puggle_kicker]

Hopefully I'llbe treated with reverence and respect in accordence with my status as a world class film director.

Have you ever been treated in any other manner? :happy:

[DiabloSammich]

I don't think anything can top the horrific stuff the boys did to you at the Hard Rock last February 22nd.



(shiver)

[Coach]

Hopefully I'llbe treated with reverence and respect in accordence with my status as a world class film director.You mean Ban you from the studio and call security? That would rule!