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Slumbag
01-22-2009, 11:49 PM
I saw some ad for that Twilight movie.
I will NEVER watch that. I don't see there ever being a situation where I will be in the mood to watch a love story about teenage vampires.
There is not one redeeming quality about that movie.
Same with English Patient. Never, ever gonna see it.

weekapaugjz
01-22-2009, 11:50 PM
chicago

or any musical turned movie

Marc with a c
01-23-2009, 12:07 AM
any star trek thing

Pestz4Evah
01-23-2009, 12:13 AM
The Lord of the Rings movies. and He's Just Not That Into You, the commercials really bug me.

hedges
01-23-2009, 12:13 AM
I saw the Devils Rejects and I have no desire to see movies like that again. I like horror movies, but that was a bit over the top for me. Also like Weekapaugz said about the musicals. I don't like very many musicals anyways, so why would I see a movie musical.

Slumbag
01-23-2009, 12:18 AM
I saw the Devils Rejects and I have no desire to see movies like that again. I like horror movies, but that was a bit over the top for me.

Was it the rusty gun line?
I know people that felt the exact same way.
I mean, they're mostly chicks, but whatever. I loved that movie. Any movie with a police shootout to the Freebird guitar solo is aces.


Try to stick to shit you will NEVER watch, ever.

hedges
01-23-2009, 12:25 AM
I just didn't dig it, overall. Did you see Hostel? My friend told me about that. I don't have any desire to go out and rent that movie.

weekapaugjz
01-23-2009, 12:29 AM
I just didn't dig it, overall. Did you see Hostel? My friend told me about that. I don't have any desire to go out and rent that movie.

you can add hostel and all the saw movies to my list as well. just not a fan of those types of slasher films.

Slumbag
01-23-2009, 12:30 AM
I just didn't dig it, overall. Did you see Hostel? My friend told me about that. I don't have any desire to go out and rent that movie.

Hostel blows. It's basically just shock porn.
At least Rejects had a plot and characters that you care about, despite how awful and evil they are.

hedges
01-23-2009, 12:42 AM
75% of the movies out in the theatres at any given time I'm really not interested in an probably won't end up seeing ever.

ZigZagBigBag
01-23-2009, 02:02 AM
any movie with the word 'bride' in it.

Westley
01-23-2009, 02:05 AM
any movie with the word 'bride' in it.

then u woud miss the gratest movie of all time the Princess Bride!

disneyspy
01-23-2009, 02:06 AM
anybody want a peanut?

GreatAmericanZero
01-23-2009, 03:51 AM
any star trek thing

me too.

i won't see anything with the "Tyler Perry" name attached to it. Movies like "vantage point" or the upcoming "The International" where it seems like a political intrigue thriller with non-stop twists and turns..yeah i'm out

I saw the Devils Rejects and I have no desire to see movies like that again. I like horror movies, but that was a bit over the top for me.


the thread is "movies you'll never see" and you just mentioned a movie you did see.

A.J.
01-23-2009, 04:29 AM
Me in a homemade sex tape.

disneyspy
01-23-2009, 04:31 AM
any of those films dr joek puts in his dentistry thread

IMSlacker
01-23-2009, 04:34 AM
any star trek thing

I haven't seen any of the previous ones, but I kind of want to see the new one.

IMSlacker
01-23-2009, 04:44 AM
Also. I can't watch any missing kid movie, like Gone Baby Gone. Makes me too anxious. Sick kid movies are out too.

GreatAmericanZero
01-23-2009, 04:49 AM
i will never see "Transformers" or the upcoming "Transformers 2" or the new "GI Joe" movie and i think its kinda white trash to want to see those movies

KojiClutch
01-23-2009, 04:55 AM
The Notebook. I don't give a shit if it gets you laid or not, I'm not putting myself through that shit.

Reephdweller
01-23-2009, 04:55 AM
I agree on the Tyler Perry movies, same goes for any of the Scary movies or movies with Jamie Foxx as the main star. They are ALWAYS fucking awful!

CountryBob
01-23-2009, 05:15 AM
Anything with Keanu Reeves in it - he is so fuckin terrible.

jonyrotn
01-23-2009, 05:45 AM
My Left Foot
The Piano
Chocolaté
Chariots Of Fire
The English Patient
Crouching Tiger-Hidden Grass Hopper
Anything "Lord of the Rings"
Anything "Star Wars" or "Star Treck"
Anything with subtitles
Anything directed by M. Night Shithead

KingGeno
01-23-2009, 05:46 AM
I'll never see any movies like Hostel or Hostel 2, where they are torturing people for no reason other than to be shocking. Kinda stupid, and it pisses me off that these movies may be considered "horror".

realmenhatelife
01-23-2009, 06:25 AM
Anything directed by Sophia Coppola, Vincent Gallo, or Larry Clark. In general I'm going to stop watching things that totally piss me off.

Don Stugots
01-23-2009, 06:27 AM
Any kind of spoof flick

Titanic

barjockey
01-23-2009, 06:27 AM
Anything with Hugh Grant. He stinks

RoseBlood
01-23-2009, 06:33 AM
None of the following has never appealed to me:

Star Trek movies
Star Wars movies
Most Sci-Fi or Fantasy movies
Anything Anime
Any of those Tron or Transformer type movies.. I just don't get it.

instrument
01-23-2009, 06:34 AM
I love sci-fi yet have no interest in harry potter, I tried to watch the first one a few times but I kept falling asleep.

midwestjeff
01-23-2009, 07:49 AM
The Dark Knight, or any super hero movie made after I turned 14.

I'm sure they are great, I just don't care.

Also, Gap.

I'm too lazy to order a copy and I doubt it will ever show up on Netflix.

djjd
01-23-2009, 09:07 AM
75% of the movies out in the theatres at any given time I'm really not interested in an probably won't end up seeing ever.

that's about the same for me

the last movie i saw in the theatre was the wil smith abortion, wild wild west, dropped those friends pretty quickly

KnoxHarrington
01-23-2009, 09:32 AM
Torture porn like Saw or Hostel for me too.

I'd also add anything by Lars von Trier, which seem to be just about abusing a woman for 3 hours to try to show that America sucks, somehow.

KatPw
01-23-2009, 09:35 AM
Another no regarding torture porn. Just reading the wiki on Saw made me want to vomit, and I love horror movies normally. And I really don't care for romantic comedies or relationship movies. If I want to see a great love story I will watch Dead Alive.

razorboy
01-23-2009, 09:53 AM
http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=76797

beachbum
01-23-2009, 10:09 AM
Titanic,It's a Wonderful Life.

I'm just proud to say I've never watched Titanic and since I haven't seen the other up to now it seems insane to at this point.

I'm also not a fan of slasher porn.Name pretty much any film in that genre and be assured that I won't see it.

GreatAmericanZero
01-23-2009, 10:18 AM
None of the following has never appealed to me:

Star Trek movies
Star Wars movies
Most Sci-Fi or Fantasy movies
Anything Anime
Any of those Tron or Transformer type movies.. I just don't get it.

i hate the Star Wars movies, but i had to see a few just so i can prove i saw them (they are so beloved). I think i saw "A New Hope" "Empire" the first prequel in theaters and i fell asleep during "attack of the clones". so i haven't seen the 3rd in any of the trilogies and i doubt i ever will

Hamey
01-23-2009, 10:19 AM
Mall Cop. Yuck.

hedges
01-23-2009, 02:52 PM
the thread is "movies you'll never see" and you just mentioned a movie you did see.

That's a good point.

disneyspy
01-23-2009, 02:54 PM
i dont know til i never see it

lleeder
01-23-2009, 02:55 PM
Gap.

CofyCrakCocaine
01-23-2009, 02:55 PM
Any movies dealing with 9-11 or Iraq War. Can't handle it.

KnoxHarrington
01-23-2009, 03:27 PM
Another no regarding torture porn. Just reading the wiki on Saw made me want to vomit, and I love horror movies normally. And I really don't care for romantic comedies or relationship movies. If I want to see a great love story I will watch Dead Alive.

I don't consider Saw or Hostel to be horror movies, really. They're just vile excuses to show graphic violence. "Torture porn" is the perfect term for me because the plotline is just an excuse to get us from one brutal murder to the next.

santino
01-23-2009, 04:13 PM
the first movie that popped into my head when i read this was titanic. fuck that stupid boat and everyone that was on it.

GreatAmericanZero
01-23-2009, 04:19 PM
ill watch torture porn. atleast if i see some fucked up shit, its better than seeing a cliche filled boring horror movie

i dont watch any horror movie rated pg-13 or under. to me, for any interest, its gotta be edgy enough to have atleast an R

Contra
01-23-2009, 05:52 PM
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

Gvac
01-23-2009, 05:54 PM
Lord of the Rings Part II and III.

BlackSpider
01-23-2009, 05:59 PM
Sisterhood of the travelling pants, (I and II).
How Stella got her Groove back.
Fried Green Tomatoes.
Steel Magnolias.

GreatAmericanZero
01-24-2009, 03:48 AM
Sisterhood of the travelling pants, (I and II).
How Stella got her Groove back.
Fried Green Tomatoes.
Steel Magnolias.

yeah..i'll never see any of those either. Any Julia Roberts romantic-comedy as well

King Imp
01-24-2009, 07:55 AM
I know I'll get the Ani DiFranco for this, but any of those black dance movies.

I honestly don't see how they appeal to any white person, unless they're a wigger.

weekapaugjz
01-24-2009, 07:59 AM
Any of the harry potter movies.

Wizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzardry.

midwestjeff
01-24-2009, 07:59 AM
I don't consider Saw or Hostel to be horror movies, really. They're just vile excuses to show graphic violence. "Torture porn" is the perfect term for me because the plotline is just an excuse to get us from one brutal murder to the next.

How do you know if you haven't seen either one?

GreatAmericanZero
01-24-2009, 12:14 PM
I know I'll get the Ani DiFranco for this, but any of those black dance movies.

I honestly don't see how they appeal to any white person, unless they're a wigger.

"You Got Served" was so shitty it was one of the funniest movies ive ever seen. its totally worth watching for the goof factor

MacVittie
01-24-2009, 12:24 PM
I will never see "Because I Said So"

http://www.impawards.com/2007/posters/because_i_said_so.jpg

Even a movie like "Mall Cop" or "The Rocker" I could see myself watching if it were on Comedy Central on a weeknight and I leave the TV on after Colbert. I will never see a second of this movie.

RoseBlood
01-24-2009, 02:08 PM
Because I Said So
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood

Anymore movies with Cameron Diaz or Julia Roberts

Slumbag
01-25-2009, 07:30 PM
Any movies dealing with 9-11

I still haven't seen that Oliver Stone piece of shit.

"You Got Served" was so shitty it was one of the funniest movies ive ever seen. its totally worth watching for the goof factor
Dude, I totally agree.
I was watching You Got Served, made it to the end, and didn't think it could get worse.
They actually start chanting "SERVED SERVED SERVED" over and over when the "bad guys" lose the big dance recital.
It's too funny to even believe it's real.
Anymore movies with Cameron Diaz
Then I take it your out for Charlies Angels III.
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/marc_malkin/b80556_drew_barrymore_more_charlies_angels.html

RoseBlood
01-25-2009, 07:53 PM
Then I take it your out for Charlies Angels III.
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/marc_malkin/b80556_drew_barrymore_more_charlies_angels.html
I saw maybe 5 mintues of the first Charlies Angels and that was 5 minutes too long, so yeah, I have no desire to sit through Charlies Angels II or III.

PapaBear
01-25-2009, 07:58 PM
Just about any horror flick that has come out in the last 10 years or so.