Adam Sandler Has Never Made A Funny Film

[lleeder]

Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, The Waterboy, Big Daddy, and so on and so. All these film are pure shit. Each one had like one or two gags with little or no plot followed by nonsensical rambling. Try watching one of them now, they don't hold up. Adam Sandler must be a vegetarian.

[smiler grogan]

I enjoy Happy Gilmore, and the Wedding Singer. I admit it I to have a taste for shit.

[KojiClutch]

Bulletproof with Damon Wayons is probably my favorite of his. When I was younger I used to think movies like Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison were HILARIOUS. Now, I realize how bad they actually are. His current movies, just wow. Zohan was abismal, Chuck and Larry was nothing but Gay jokes. I enjoyed Anger Management, but that was mainly because of Jack Nicholson.

[Gvac]

Come to think of it, he really does look like he eats a lot of tuna fish.

Fucking weirdo.

Fuck him.

[hammersavage]

The year 2000 killed him. I enjoy the Wedding Singer and I actually think Big Daddy is good. Still find Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore hilarious but not like when I was a youth.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Madison and Gilmore were funny

It plummeted from there

[MacVittie]

I strongly disagree.

http://www.impawards.com/1994/posters/airheads.jpg

[Foster]

I liked his early films,
Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Wedding Singer, I also kinda liked 50 First Dates

[Marc with a c]

if airheads isn't in your top ten films of all time you can't be taken seriously.

[west milly Tom]

Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, The Waterboy, Big Daddy, and so on and so. All these film are pure shit. Each one had like one or two gags with little or no plot followed by nonsensical rambling. Try watching one of them now, they don't hold up. Adam Sandler must be a vegetarian.



I take back my previous phrase. Adam Sandler has never made a bad movie. Please bite off your typing finger.

[KojiClutch]

I liked his early films,
Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Wedding Singer, I also kinda liked 50 First Dates50 First Dates is in the running for his worst film ever.

[Liverspot]

I never saw the humor in him or any of the SNL characters he portrayed, never "got it" with him. He seems to be a persona like Jim Carrey, you kind of know what sort of character you will get in one of his movies.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

his best movie was Punch Drunk Love

Airheads was great, but not a lead movie from Sandler

[west milly Tom]

What's that? Your fingers hurt? Well now your backs gonna hurt cause you just pulled landscaping duty.

One of the funniest lines in any movie ever.

[cougarjake13]

theyre all golden


bunch of veggie haters


















wait... what ??

[drusilla]

if airheads isn't in your top ten films of all time you can't be taken seriously.

^^^

airheads is one of my all time favorites.

i love the wedding singer & zohan was pretty entertaining

[west milly Tom]

his best movie was Punch Drunk Love

Airheads was great, but not a lead movie from Sandler



Punch drunk love so underestimated. That movie was Oscar worthy.

[KojiClutch]

What's that? Your fingers hurt? Well now your backs gonna hurt cause you just pulled landscaping duty.

One of the funniest lines in any movie ever.Conveniently a line that wasn't his.

[hammersavage]

Totally forgot Airheads. I don't consider it a Sandler movie but he did threaten to cut someone's head off with his dick.

[fezident]

Never saw SPANGLISH.

Any good?

[Foster]

50 First Dates is in the running for his worst film ever.

Conveniently a line that wasn't his.

you're a regular negitive nancy aren't ya

[lleeder]

if airheads isn't in your top ten films of all time you can't be taken seriously.

I don't consider that one of his films. He's not the lead stand alone guy in it. I loved him on SNL but never thought hey this guy needs 90 minutes as a leading man.

[hammersavage]

Stop looking at me swan.

[TheMojoPin]

Never saw SPANGLISH.

Any good?

Awful.

[KojiClutch]

you're a regular negitive nancy aren't yaI've got "negative nancy" tattooed across my stomach.

[Dirtbag]

I haven't watched Billy Madison or Happy Gilmore in years, but they were probably the funniest movies I'd ever seen when they first came out. They probably don't hold up very well, but I doubt I'd consider them shit. Everything else he's done has sucked a dick.

Airheads isn't a Sandler movie. Its fucking hilarious, but Sandler plays third fiddle to Fraser and Buscemi.

[jetdog]

I have to admit I love John Tuturro's character in Mr. Deeds....olay.

(I wonder if Randy ever put groundbeef in his diner...)

[realmenhatelife]

I have to agree that not one Adam Sandler vehicle is worth a damn.

[biozombie]

His high-water mark was a bit part in Shakes The Clown, well before he started in with that babytalking retard gimmick.

[TheMojoPin]

http://www.mennoboy.com/matthew/uploads/pictures/movies/2003/punchdrunklove.jpg

What about Matty Fridays' favorite flick?

[Reephdweller]

I liked his early films,
Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Wedding Singer, I also kinda liked 50 First Dates



I agree on all of these. I am not an Adam Sandler fan at all, but I did like these and Bedtime Stories was ok.

[drusilla]

I have to admit I love John Tuturro's character in Mr. Deeds....olay.

(I wonder if Randy ever put groundbeef in his diner...)

oh man i forgot about mr. deeds!

SNEAKY SNEAKY!!!!!

[Death Metal Moe]

Sandler is a guy who's made so many pieces of shit since his older, funnier stuff that it makes you forget about those better films.

Now the sight of him kinda gives me that "Ben Stiller" chill that just makes me wretch.

[Slumbag]

I think Big Daddy may have been the last watchable one he made.

I think Anger Management is my least favorite. The whole "It was just a joke to teach you to stand up for yourself. And the court system and airlines were in on it".
:thumbdown: Boo.

I think Billy Madison and Gilmore still hold up. It has the unfortunate distinction of being one of the first "Manchild" movies (in my view) that are so popular, but it's funny.

[lleeder]

Wacky guy has a problem.
Wacky guy must complete wacky tasks to solve problem.
Over the top villian stops wacky guy.
Wacky guy through his true goodness finds a way to overcome over the top villian.
Everyone is happy accept for over the top villian.
The End.

[keithy_19]

He's regarded as one of the nicest guys to work with in a movie.

[Death Metal Moe]

Wacky guy has a problem.
Wacky guy must complete wacky tasks to solve problem.
Over the top villian stops wacky guy.
Wacky guy through his true goodness finds a way to overcome over the top villian.
Everyone is happy accept for over the top villian.
The End.

You sir, were sent here by GOD HIMSELF to make us more good movies.

TO HOLLYWOOD WITH YOU!!!

[Death Metal Moe]

He's regarded as one of the nicest guys to work with in a movie.

Who cares? I'm never gonna work with him.

Be an asshole more if it means you're gonna put out a better product.

[Whitey]

I thought Little Nicky was good .

[jetdog]

oh man i forgot about mr. deeds!

SNEAKY SNEAKY!!!!!

that's, "sneaky, sneaky...sir"

[underdog]

Wacky guy has a problem.
Wacky guy must complete wacky tasks to solve problem.
Over the top villian stops wacky guy.
Wacky guy through his true goodness finds a way to overcome over the top villian.
Everyone is happy accept for over the top villian.
The End.

You left out Rob Schneider.

[fezident]

Awful.

Nice.
Asked and answered, your honor. I love that.

[Reephdweller]

Wacky guy has a problem.
Wacky guy must complete wacky tasks to solve problem.
Over the top villian stops wacky guy.
Wacky guy through his true goodness finds a way to overcome over the top villian.
Everyone is happy accept for over the top villian.
The End.



Stop talking about my personal life, we're talking about Adam Sandler

[Reephdweller]

You left out Rob Schneider.




that was no accident

[Freakshow]

ha!

http://img.adamsandler.jt.org/movies/going_overboard/bigpic.gif

[TooLowBrow]

all his movies were good enough that we know enough to discuss them. this just shows that WE are the ones becoming dumber

[A.J.]

I heartily endorse this thread.

[sailor]

airheads is my 11th favorite movie.

accept??

[ToiletCrusher]

shabadoo sshhaabbaaddoo!

The animated movies he made were even worse.

[Sue_Bender]

all his movies were good enough that we know enough to discuss them. this just shows that WE are the ones becoming dumber


Yeah, that's it.

Thanks for speaking up for all "us" dummies.

[Kublakhan61]

I'll just say it again ... Punch Drunk Love. It's funny, he's the lead, and it's the only worthwhile film he's starred in.

[CountryBob]

Little Nikky - his Oscar worthy performance. I laughed, I cried and after the movie I rushed straight home to hug the wife. No really, I rushed straight home and almost slit my wrists for paying $$ to see that dumptruck full of shit.

[Dirtbag]

I watched Billy Madison again the other night. Its not the comedic masterpiece I thought it was when I was 13 and there are a few douchey moments I glossed over before, but on the whole its still a damn funny movie. Especially Chris Farley.

[Slumbag]

Anthony started talking about this today. He hates all Adam Sandler movies as well.



I'm starting to agree. I watched Happy Gilmore, and it was good not great. I've hated everything he has done since Big Daddy (barely watchable), so that would basically mean I am a fan of his first two movies.


That being said, there isn't a person alive that will make me believe Airheads isn't a masterpiece.

[RingWraith]

Waterboy was awesome!!! FTW!

[drusilla]

Totally forgot Airheads. I don't consider it a Sandler movie but he did threaten to cut someone's head off with his dick.

i still want to hear what happens if he farts on a snare drum

[MC Pee Pants]

Funny when I was 11 maybe.

[Slumbag]

i still want to hear what happens if he farts on a snare drum

I still wanna see him play an underwater drumset.

[TripleSkeet]

I really liked Happy Gilmore. 50 First Dates and Wedding Singer were chick flicks I could actually watch. The rest I just didnt think were very good.

[hammersavage]

I'm starting to agree. I watched Happy Gilmore, and it was good not great. I've hated everything he has done since Big Daddy (barely watchable), so that would basically mean I am a fan of his first two movies.

I flipped the channel last night and stumbled across Billy Madison. I'm thinking, fucking great this will kill an hour.

It just seemed so stupid. I know its incredibly stupid to begin with but maybe cuz I wasn't in a good mood it just seemed like a pile of shit.

[Dirtbag]

I think nostalgia and/or age has at least something to do with it. I was like 12 when I first saw Billy Madison. Anthony was in his mid-30s. Not exactly the target demo.

[grlNIN]

Airheads was the best. I miss Comedy Central playing it like 5x a week.

Seth Rogan is the new Adam Sandler, except i have been sick of him since Knocked Up.

[Death Metal Moe]

I've enjoyed Adam Sandler movies in the past. I'm sure if I watched a few of them now I'd think they were douchey. But I'm not going to act like I didn't laugh at some of his stuff in the past just because it's "in" now to say Sandler is a yammering prick. We all knew he was even back on SNL but we were on board then.

[lleeder]

I think its obvious Anthony was reading this thread over the weekend.

[Tall_James]

He's filming another one up here in Boston this summer. Its currently called "The Lake House" and I'm looking to do some extra work on it.

Might as well try to make some money off this movie.

[lleeder]

Hey paulo heres the og thread on this topic

[Crispy123]

Hey paulo heres the og thread on this topic

This thread blew 6 months ago..he was trying to help by not bringing it back up.