Slap me into shape!

[RhinoinMN]

I lost 50 pounds 2 years ago.

Since last October I have gained 20 back. It was fun, but I am ashamed of myself and would like someone to abuse me so I get back into the groove of healthy eating.

Everyone please feel free to slap me, abuse me, give me your best.

[DiabloSammich]

Have you considered getting aids?

It's worked wonders for me and the whole family.

[Gvac]

Hey... it's your life, tubby.

Enjoy yourself, you fat disgusting slob.

You know your dick is there. Do you really need to see it?

[drjoek]

Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

[Puggle_kicker]

Just stay fat loser.

[DiabloSammich]

I don't think any of you are helping.

[RhinoinMN]

I don't think any of you are helping.

Fuck off. I just lost half of a pound.

[DiabloSammich]

You came?

[disneyspy]

i dont want any fat fuckin midwesterners sittin by me at the brewers game next summer,i'll slap you into the shape of a bitch

[King Hippos Bandaid]

so fucking hard to not gain weight in the winter

I can't wait to get a house this year, i will have a treadmill and no excuse

[KingGeno]

You're a fat pig in cold weather. When it warms up go walking and stop eating. You fat pig.


i'm in the same boat.

[ToiletCrusher]

Hey fatty, I got a movie for ya!!


A Fridge too Far!!!!






kidding. congrats on losing the weight equivalent of a five year old!!!

Too bad you re-gained the weight of a 2 year old!

[DiabloSammich]

Hey fatty, I got a movie for ya!!


A Fridge too Far!!!!










Kramer vs. Creamsicle?

[cougarjake13]

you live in minnesota ya fat bastard

whaddya expect ??


someones gotta be the retractable roof for the new stadium

[DOHO@HOME]

What's your fucking problem you load why can't you stop eating?
You are trying to reach out for slaps to get you into shape why don't you use your weak arms to lift your fat body out of the chair that has the disgusting stains of shit food you have been shoveing down your pie hole for the last few months and shape up or shit out.
Good luck with getting back to the size you feel you need to be.
I hope this helps:unsure:

[mendyweiss]

http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/Image/1525/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1525R-44885.jpg

[biggestmexi]

If we were to ever meet would i get in trouble for leaving you places.


http://www.crazy4waldorf.com/smallfri/images/chris-van.gif

like this.

Ill bring the club fatty arbuckle.

Hey are you stealing hams? Are those hams in your shirt?

Oh no. Hey its just a fat guy. hey Fatty Fatty fatty.

http://www.mutineermagazine.com/img/blog/truffleshuffle.jpg

TRUFFLE SHUFFLE!

[Jughead]

Here ya go Piggy...:bye:http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/6273/burgerfo3.jpg

[Jujubees2]

You're not fat. Just short. You are the perfect weight for someone who is 7' 8".

[KingGeno]

STOP EATING, FAT LAZY SLOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y191/cosmicherosa/horaceslap.gif

[Devo37]

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huh? why isn't this embedding?

[Mullenax]

Two years ago is not that long ago.
Time machine that tummy!

<img src="http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i287/BigRedBubba7/youcandoit.jpg">

[Jughead]

Do You play pool??:smile:http://www.richsamuels.com/nbcmm/dick_kay/images/minnesota_fats.jpg:wink:

[Contra]

Are you still getting laid? If you are then you won't lose the weight. My girlfriend is still having sex with me, its not really encouraging me to get fit.

Oh you aren't getting laid? WELL THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A FAT SLOB!!!

[CofyCrakCocaine]

You know what's cool? I only have to work out twice a week for a total of 3 months and I usually get slim and trim. What's a plateau? :smoke:

[Jughead]

http://www.flamingmayo.com/wormquartet/shoebox-viking.jpg