razzie awards

[GreatAmericanZero]

these are always slightly fun. i looked everywhere to see if a thread was already started for this year and i didnt find any (not even in the paulO forum!)

29th Annual Razzie ® Award Nominees for

Worst Picture

Disaster Movie

and

Meet The Spartans

(Two Movies — One Berry Badly Beaten Dead Horse of a Concept!)

Lionsgate, 20th Century Fox

The Happening

20th Century-Fox

The Hottie and The Nottie

Regent Releasing/Purple Pictures

In The Name of The King:
A Dungeon Siege Tale

Boll Kg/Brightlight Pictures

The Love Guru

Paramount

Worst Actor

Larry the Cable Guy

WITLESS PROTECTION

Eddie Murphy

MEET DAVE

Mike Myers

THE LOVE GURU

Al Pacino

88 MINUTES

and

RIGHTEOUS KILL

Mark Wahlberg

THE HAPPENING

and

MAX PAYNE

Worst Actress

Jessica Alba

THE EYE

and

THE LOVE GURU

The Cast of THE WOMEN
(Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, Jada Pinkett-Smith
and Meg Ryan)

Cameron Diaz

WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS

Paris Hilton

THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE

Kate Hudson

FOOLS’ GOLD

and

MY BEST FRIEND’S GIRL

Worst Supporting Actor

Uwe Boll (as Himself)

Uwe Boll’s POSTAL

Pierce Brosnan

MAMMA MIA!

Ben Kingsley

THE LOVE GURU, WAR, INC.

and

THE WACKNESS

Burt Reynolds

DEAL

and

IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE

Verne Troyer

THE LOVE GURU

and

Uwe Boll’s POSTAL

Worst Supporting Actress

Carmen Electra

DISASTER MOVIE

and

MEET THE SPARTANS

Paris Hilton

REPO: THE GENETIC OPERA

Kim Kardashian

DISASTER MOVIE

Jenny McCarthy

WITLESS PROTECTION

Leelee Sobieski

88 MINUTES

and

IN THE NAME OF THE KING

Worst Screen Couple

Uwe Boll & ANY Actor,
Camera or Screenplay

Cameron Diaz & Ashton Kutcher

WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS

Paris Hilton

and either

Christine Lakin

or

Joel David Moore

HOTTIE & THE NOTTIE

Larry the Cable Guy & Jenny McCarthy

WITLESS PROTECTION

Eddie Murphy IN Eddie Murphy

MEET DAVE

Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel

The Day The Earth Blowed Up Real Good

Disaster Movie

and

Meet The Spartans

Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull

Speed Racer

Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Worst Director

Uwe Boll

1968: Tunnel Rats, In The Name Of The King

and

Postal

Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer

DISASTER MOVIE

and

MEET THE SPARTANS

Tom Putnam

THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE

Marco Schnabel

THE LOVE GURU

M. Night Shyamalan

THE HAPPENING

Worst Screenplay

Disaster Movie

and

Meet The Spartans

Both Written By Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer

The Happening

Written By M. Night Shyamalan

The Hottie And The Nottie

Written By Heidi Ferrer

In The Name Of The King:
A Dungeon Siege Tale

Screenplay By Doug Taylor

The Love Guru

Written By Mike Myers & Graham Gordy

Worst Career Achievement

(Special Category!)

Uwe Boll

(Germany’s Answer to Ed Wood)

[hammersavage]

Worst Screen Couple

Uwe Boll & ANY Actor,
Camera or Screenplay

That's a funny one. Proud to say I didn't see one of these movies except how is Ben Kingsley nominated for the Wackness. I guess he's up for the other movies and just threw that in because it doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

[GreatAmericanZero]

i've seen "The Love Guru" and "Hottie and the Nottie" but i watched them both out of a masochistic curiosity to see how bad they truly were


and yes, they both were really really bad

[RoseBlood]

I saw Max Payne and it was everything you'd expect and less.

Also, Cameron Diaz is a horrible actress and quite ugly (imo). I hate her eyes, I hate her bad skin, I hate her joker smile and crooked nose, I hate her stupid laugh and sarcastic humor, I hate her gal pal, Drew Barrymore and on and on.. Someone once told me I kinda looked like her, I was never more insulted in my life! Seriously, I probably sound catty right now, but I can't find one attractive thing on or about her. Ok vent over.. thank you.

[GreatAmericanZero]

I saw Max Payne and it was everything you'd expect and less.

Also, Cameron Diaz is a horrible actress and quite ugly (imo). I hate her eyes, I hate her bad skin, I hate her joker smile and crooked nose, I hate her stupid laugh and sarcastic humor, I hate her gal pal, Drew Barrymore and on and on.. Someone once told me I kinda looked like her, I was never more insulted in my life! Seriously, I probably sound catty right now, but I can't find one attractive thing on or about her. Ok vent over.. thank you.

a catty moment? Maybe next week we'll have a Rose-torial

[hammersavage]

Great ass. That's about it.

Met her before, horrendous skin.

[boosterp]

I have not seen a single movie listed, thank the gods.

[biozombie]

I'm glad Uwe got numerous mentions, the only movie of his that I've seen was postal. What can you say about a movie where the highlight is Dave Foley's cock?

[Slumbag]

How could any of these lose to Meet the Spartans?
That's a whole new level of awfulness. It's a mixtape of shitty movies.
As bad as The Happening was (and it was), at least it was original.

[GreatAmericanZero]

I'm glad Uwe got numerous mentions, the only movie of his that I've seen was postal. What can you say about a movie where the highlight is Dave Foley's cock?

ok i just watched the entire movie of postal on youtube. this guy has it all up in 10 parts

http://www.youtube.com/user/postaldude001

the movie tries way too hard to be edgy and outrageous (as you can see with the opening scene of the 9/11 terrorist hijackers arguing about how many virgins they will get in heaven as they fly the plane into the trade center...very contrived)

but despite that

it did make me laugh a handful of times. let me explain


first, the snooty customer service lady is standing by the road and the guy hits her with his car. when she is hit, she becomes a mannequin and is thrown through the road. I don't know what it is about me, but whenever there is the cheesey special effect of someone being thrown and when they are thrown they are a doll of themselves it makes me laugh 100% of the time. its the funniest thing in the world to me

second, when the news reporter is reporting a story and she is surrounded by dead children. that shit is funny to me

third, when they are driving and a woman has a baby carriage and they run over the baby carriage and you hear a *squash* sound

ok...yeah the humor is pretty bad but i did smile from it. Most of the movie i smiled in the same way one smiles when they hear a joke so bad and corny that it embarrasses them. But to laugh a handful of times says something cuz most comedies don't make me laugh at all. I can put on "Night at the museum" with ben stiller and get absolutely nothing out of it


so take it for what its worth. theres the link up so its online, judge for yourself





and for the ladies, dave foley shows his penis in part 2 so if you want something to finger urself to before u go to sleep, thats the link!

[GreatAmericanZero]

29th Annual Golden Raspberry (Razzie©) Award “Winners”

Worst Picture:

The Love Guru

(A Paramount Release)

Worst Actor:

Mike Myers

The Love Guru

Worst Actress:

Paris Hilton

THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE

Worst Supporting Actress:

Paris Hilton

REPO: THE GENETIC OPERA

Worst Supporting Actor:

Pierce Brosnan

MAMMA MIA!

Worst Screen Couple:

Paris Hilton

and either

Christine Lakin

or

Joel David Moore

THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE

Worst Prequel,Remake, Rip-off or Sequel
(Combined Category for 2008):

Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull

Worst Director:

Uwe Boll

1968: Tunnel Rats,
In The Name of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale,
and Postal

Worst Screenplay:

The Love Guru

Written by Mike Myers & Graham Gordy

Worst Career Achievement:

Uwe Boll

(Germany’s Answer to Ed Wood)

“Wins” Per Picture:


The Love Guru = 3 Awards:
Worst Picture, Actor and Screenplay


The Hottie and The Nottie = 3 Awards:
Worst Picture, Actor and Screenplay


In The Name of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale = 1 Award:
Worst Director


Indiana Jones and The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull = 1 Award:
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel

[hammersavage]

Indiana Jones was robbed from winning more.

[thepaulo]

I don't like the Razzies.

[thepaulo]

2001.....
I'm so excited!

[King Imp]

It brings me joy to see Paris Hilton win so many of these. God, I can't stand her!

When that "Hottie and the Nottie" movie came out, my first thought was Paris should be playing the nottie instead because she certainly isn't any hottie. She isn't the least bit attractive, she has (as all those sites that love to bag on her say) a wonky eye, and she's flatter than a 10 yr. old boy. Hottie my ass!

[GreatAmericanZero]

It brings me joy to see Paris Hilton win so many of these. God, I can't stand her!

When that "Hottie and the Nottie" movie came out, my first thought was Paris should be playing the nottie instead because she certainly isn't any hottie. She isn't the least bit attractive, she has (as all those sites that love to bag on her say) a wonky eye, and she's flatter than a 10 yr. old boy. Hottie my ass!

the funny part was..me and my friends watched it to see how bad it was and she isn't just "the hottie", she is "the hottest girl in all of los angeles" and throughout the movie every guy in LA goes nuts just to take a glimpse at her beauty

that movie was pretty unbelievable

[King Imp]

the funny part was..me and my friends watched it to see how bad it was and she isn't just "the hottie", she is "the hottest girl in all of los angeles" and throughout the movie every guy in LA goes nuts just to take a glimpse at her beauty

that movie was pretty unbelievable

Jesus Christ, what delusional fuck came up with that fantasy storyline? Was it that nobody Perez Hilton who is so desperate for attention and constantly kisses Paris Hilton's ass?

[KnoxHarrington]

Jesus Christ, what delusional fuck came up with that fantasy storyline? Was it that nobody Perez Hilton who is so desperate for attention and constantly kisses Paris Hilton's ass?

Paris Hilton is so devoid of sex appeal that she doesn't even look sexy actually getting fucked in one of the worst sex tapes ever.

[GreatAmericanZero]

Jesus Christ, what delusional fuck came up with that fantasy storyline? Was it that nobody Perez Hilton who is so desperate for attention and constantly kisses Paris Hilton's ass?

well Paris was a producer on the film as well, so she had to say to herself "I'll be great in this role as the hottest girl in all of L.A."

[A.J.]

Paris Hilton is so devoid of sex appeal that she doesn't even look sexy actually getting fucked in one of the worst sex tapes ever.

Genius.