How many 8 year olds could you hold out against? [Archive]

View Full Version : How many 8 year olds could you hold out against?

metwar

01-20-2009, 05:29 PM

Inside money says: two.

8-Year-Olds With Baseball Bats Stop Attacker

Full tale of woe here (http://www.news4jax.com/news/18518046/detail.html#)

ToiletCrusher

01-20-2009, 05:31 PM

I could take an entire gaggle of 8 year olds with bats!

Fuck those kids. Didn't someone teach them to ask for help instead of fight back?

jauble

01-20-2009, 05:34 PM

Based on their bat skills alone the Pittsburgh Pirates have already planned on signing the two and then selling them to the highest bidder right before they hit their stride.

STC-Dub

01-20-2009, 05:34 PM

Isn't this Ron's bit? It depends on how much ammo I have.

jauble

01-20-2009, 05:38 PM

Isn't this Ron's bit? It depends on how much ammo I have.

He took a bit and applied the name to an actual story. He is planting the seeds to becoming a quality poster.

LadyTrucker

01-20-2009, 06:05 PM

Running them over with my truck about 1280 miles of them. 1400 miles if I'm going down hill.

Foster

01-21-2009, 01:17 AM

I'm confused, who gets to use the bat, me or the 8 year olds?

Gvac

01-21-2009, 02:19 AM

When I read the thread title I assumed the question was sexual in nature.

ToiletCrusher

01-21-2009, 07:22 AM

When I read the thread title I assumed the question was sexual in nature.

disappointed?

WampusCrandle

01-21-2009, 08:19 AM

disappointed?

i know those kids wont be after Gvac shows them the ol' "one, two, fist in your ass" move. he has a patent pending on that move

TonyStark

01-21-2009, 11:50 AM

I'd say probably 3...8 is pretty young and those kids are really small but still, metal bats can still hurt a ton.

boosterp

01-21-2009, 01:03 PM

Give me two machetes one for each hand and let me at the crowd. Those things hurt as bad swinging forward as they do coming back.

Dash77

01-21-2009, 05:52 PM

I say 4-6, one of the fuckers is going to get close enough for me to grab there bat and then I start swinging for the fences..

DolaMight

01-21-2009, 06:01 PM

You ripped me off, where's the money!!!
I didn't rip you off, I was robbed, by two huge men
Robbed???
It was more like a rape!!!
.......
Well no... not actually like a real rape ... but more like a robbery

CofyCrakCocaine

01-21-2009, 06:11 PM

When I read the thread title I assumed the question was sexual in nature.

Bringing back the 'ass' in sumption!

Somehow... this means you're gay.

I dunno the formula. fuck it

Gvac

01-21-2009, 08:46 PM

Somehow... this means you're gay.

Don't judge me!

Wanna make out?

MC Pee Pants

01-22-2009, 06:30 AM

Can i trade for four four year olds with bats?