What's Your "Demon" Booze?

[Gvac]

Something I was talking about with JerseyRich, Hammersavage, and CofyCrakCocaine the other night on our way to Mooch and Pixie's bash - everyone seems to have that ONE type of alcohol that turns them into a raging asshole, even if they're normally a happy, fun-loving drunk.

For some people it's vodka; others, tequila. Or maybe something else.

Mine was Wild Turkey back in the day. I could drink any other kind of whiskey and be fine, but for some reason when I was downing Turkey I became nasty as cat shit. It got so bad my buddies had to tell me they didn't like being around me if I was going to be drinking it.

I haven't touched it in years.

What's the one drink that turns your Dr. Jeckyll into a Mr. Hyde?

[IrishAlkey]

Water.

[denko]

capt morgan would get me fired up for some reason [edit] after i quit smoking, now i stick to the jameson and everything is good.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Seafood! I get all mean and shit.

No really. I think that whiskey is my demon. My gal always gives me the hairy eye ball now when I have a glass. It usually stops me there at one. And I go back o beer.

[Gvac]

i stick to the jameson and everything is good.

You, sir, sound like a man of class and distinction.

So much better than a cheap booze swilling troglodyte like the poster above you.

[epo]

Tequilla is the devil.

[Marc with a c]

champagne makes me act like a different person.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

You, sir, sound like a man of class and distinction.

So much better than a cheap booze swilling troglodyte like the poster above you.
TRue that! The other night on the What? Show. He was swilling Jagermeister. Fucking Neanderthal.

[RhinoinMN]

Tequila. Its a love hate relationship. Good tequila is sooo great, but I get so fucking horny when I'm drunk off of it. Who knows what I have banged because of it.

Tres Generaciones will get me in the sack with anybody.

[Gvac]

Tequila. Its a love hate relationship. Good tequila is sooo great, but I get so fucking horny when I'm drunk off of it. Who knows what I have banged because of it.

Tres Generaciones will get me in the sack with anybody.

Good to know...

[Liverspot]

Vodka and rum I am fine, whiskey turns me into a raving maniacal blackout. Beer just turns me into a human drain.

[yojimbo7248]

Tequila gets me howling at the moon. I think there are a lot of us out there. When I lived in Seattle, I had a friend who would travel up from Mexico pretty often. He would bring cases of tequila and those parties were insane. Lots of break-ups, arguments, and irresponsible sex. He would also have parties with kegs and no cases of tequila. They were never as crazy. I wonder if anyone has done a study on this.

[Hottub]

Whiskey, you're the devil, you're leadin' me astray
Over hills and mountains and to Americae
You're sweeter, stronger, decenter, you're spunkier than tae
O whiskey, you're my darlin' drunk or sober

Oh, now, brave boys, we're on the march and off to Portugal and Spain
The drums are beating, banners flying, the devil ahome will come tonight
Love, fare thee well, with me tithery eye the doodelum the da
Me tithery eye the doodelum the da, Me rikes fall tour a laddie oh
There's whiskey in the jar. Hey!

Whiskey, you're the devil, you're leadin' me astray
Over hills and mountains and to Americae
You're sweeter, stronger, decenter, you're spunkier than tae
O whiskey, you're my darlin' drunk or sober

Said the mother: "Do not wrong me, don't take my daughter from me
For if you do I will torment you, and after death a ghost will haunt you
Love, fare thee well, with me tithery eye the doodelum the da
Me tithery eye the doodelum the da, Me rikes fall tour a laddie oh
There's whiskey in the jar. Hey!

Whiskey, you're the devil, you're leadin' me astray
Over hills and mountains and to Americae
You're sweeter, stronger, decenter, you're spunkier than tae
O whiskey, you're my darlin' drunk or sober

The French are fighting boldly, men dying hot and coldly
Gives ev'ry man his flask of powder, his farlock on his shoulder
Love, fare thee well, with me tithery eye the doodelum the da
Me tithery eye the doodelum the da, Me rikes fall tour a laddie oh
There's whiskey in the jar. Hey!

Whiskey, you're the devil, you're leadin' me astray
Over hills and mountains and to Americae
You're sweeter, stronger, decenter, you're spunkier than tae
O whiskey, you're my darlin' drunk or sober

[RhinoinMN]

There should really be a .net tequila party.

[Chip196]

I used to get nasty when drinking Gin. On the flip side, Saki makes me feel like I am stoned and you can't keep me from laughing if I get wasted on it.

[Liverspot]

I wonder if anyone has done a study on this.

Sounds like you already have done some research:smile:

[TheGameHHH]

There should really be a .net tequila party.

hell motherfucking yes! but we need chicks too.

im not sure any particular booze is really my demon. i do know that when i used to combine tequilla with a certain white powder substance i would turn into a total asshole. so it might not be simply tequilla but rather tequilla and coke combining forces to turn me into such a douche. i learned my lesson fairly quick though. other then that though I handle my booze fairly well no matter the copious amount of drink I consume.

[weekapaugjz]

I'm not a mean drunk. But the time I was told I ripped someones umbrella out of their hand and threw it in a puddle, I was rocked from lots of labatt blue and jaeger.

[cougarjake13]

Something I was talking about with JerseyRich, Hammersavage, and CofyCrakCocaine the other night on our way to Mooch and Pixie's bash - everyone seems to have that ONE type of alcohol that turns them into a raging asshole, even if they're normally a happy, fun-loving drunk.

For some people it's vodka; others, tequila. Or maybe something else.

Mine was Wild Turkey back in the day. I could drink any other kind of whiskey and be fine, but for some reason when I was downing Turkey I became nasty as cat shit. It got so bad my buddies had to tell me they didn't like being around me if I was going to be drinking it.

I haven't touched it in years.

What's the one drink that turns your Dr. Jeckyll into a Mr. Hyde?


dont think i've found mine yet cause im always the same happy drunk no matter what i drink

[DonInNC]

Jack Daniels in my 20's, Johnny Walker in my early-mid 30's. I have a two drink a day limit now which is boring, but I don't have to spend as much on spackle and new ashtrays.

[RhinoinMN]

Cum in a Hot tub turns me into drjoek.

[boosterp]

I am a silly/happy drunk but Jagermister gets me into a rage so I quit drinking it.

[TheMojoPin]

Nothing.

I can hold my booze.

LIKE A MAN.

[Bob Impact]

Hendrix Gin I become a manimal.

[britneypablo]

all alcohol makes me a raging asshole....especially considering i already am an asshole in general....

this is actually the mega reason i decided i had to quit drinking

[LaBoob]

I'm not an angry drunk, but have been known to cry after too much wine. It has been a while though.

I'm in on the tequila party! But I refuse to drive JerseyRich.

[Gvac]

But I refuse to drive JerseyRich.

Amen sister.

He should change his name to PukeyRich.

[Thomas Merton]

Tequila=stimulant

All other alcohol=depressant

I'm a genial stoner until the devil liquid passes my lips, then I become the "What are you looking at" guy and have a cap of a front tooth due to the anger that tequila creates in me

[JerseyRich]

Amen sister.

He should change his name to PukeyRich.

I've been waiting for the mod quote to change since Sunday...

[Devo37]

Tequilla is the devil.

true, but just because it smells like rotting mule piss (and doesn't taste any better). it's the one liquor that i, quite literally, can't stomach.

there's no liquor that turns me into a maniac, but vodka is amnesia-juice for me. even if i don't get drunk off it, i can barely remember a thing the next day any time i touch the stuff.

[Drunky McBetidont]

southern comfort = instant asshole

[Annie Waits]

red bull and jagermeister.......that stuff turned me into someone else

[ToiletCrusher]

for me it is crown royal... But, I love rye so much.

[DolaMight]

I don't know what it is that they put in OE but it is easily the most violence provoking drink. Colt 45, Stides make you more sick but OE does something weird. If we're all on OE then two rappin forte's later somebody's gonna break something and it's 50/50 whether it will happen right in front of a cop. Never fails, a drunk tank is in the cards for at least one of us.

As a family fun science experiment, give one to a girl. Every chick I had would go through the OE test. A: Can they handle the taste B: see if they can finish a whole 40 and C: see if they don't call someone else out and make problems D: see if they turn on you. If they go ABC , you gotta good girl. Even if they go D on you it they don't make em a bad person, be careful, it just catches up with you in an instant. Doesn't mean that's who they really are.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_M54XLqjBLNg/SCuuxCmu_4I/AAAAAAAAAmo/BbM_RA3loUc/s400/OE+800.jpg

Tequila is similar but not the same. Even though there's 5 times more alcohol in it there's something about OE at 8% alcohol that slowly turns you just right. Maybe it's the unfiltered Lake Michigan water I don't know.

I had OE's in NY and I think they're only 5-6% alcohol, it's not printed on the label, but they're only a buck or 2 so who cares, buy 3.

[disneyspy]

stugots wine

[DolaMight]

Tequila gets me howling at the moon. I think there are a lot of us out there. When I lived in Seattle, I had a friend who would travel up from Mexico pretty often. He would bring cases of tequila and those parties were insane. Lots of break-ups, arguments, and irresponsible sex. He would also have parties with kegs and no cases of tequila. They were never as crazy. I wonder if anyone has done a study on this.

Is it legal to get primates drunk? In a lab give them one typa alcohol and analyze the situation. Then let them go 2 days to get over the hangover and introduce to them Alcohol B, and repeat until they've gone through every brand. Also have different fast foods and find out which is the most popular at 2am.

[drjoek]

Cum in a Hot tub turns me into drjoek.



A handsome hardworking family man with impeccable posting skills? Lucky!, :lol:

[ToiletCrusher]

stugots wine: everyone's demon

just what I was thinking.

[moochcassidy]

http://blogs.bootsnall.com/Bucky/files/2006/10/_42130884_buckfast_close_203.jpg

problem juice

[DolaMight]

http://blogs.bootsnall.com/Bucky/files/2006/10/_42130884_buckfast_close_203.jpg

problem juice

is that port?

I forgot about port. 6$ bottles of 20% wine causes problems. They're hobo favorites for a reason.

[JerseyRich]

problem juice

Looks like it would be the exact thing that causes a Great time!

http://richstillwell.com/images/fuckfast.jpg

[moochcassidy]

its fortefired tonic wine or some shit. its full of sugar and caffine and liquor

homeless and 'spides/ chavs' drink it

http://www.bbc.co.uk/1xtra/tx/media/teen_buckfast203x152.jpg

[~Katja~]

Looks like it would be the exact thing that causes a Great time!

http://richstillwell.com/images/fuckfast.jpg

nice :)

[Tenbatsuzen]

its fortefired tonic wine or some shit. its full of sugar and caffine and liquor

homeless and 'spides/ chavs' drink it

http://www.bbc.co.uk/1xtra/tx/media/teen_buckfast203x152.jpg

Forgive my knowledge of the UK, isn't a "chav" a chick with giant breasts? I always hear it in reference Katie Price and page 3 girls of her ilk.

[moochcassidy]

10 second Buckfast disaster

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[~Katja~]

Forgive my knowledge of the UK, isn't a "chav" a chick with giant breasts? I always hear it in reference Katie Price and page 3 girls of her ilk.

I know this is wikipedia but eh
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav
Chav, Chava or Charva is a slang derogatory term applied to certain young people in the United Kingdom. The stereotypical image of a chav is a white aggressive teen or young adult, of working class background, who wears branded sports and casual clothing (baseball caps are also common) who often fights and engages in petty criminality and are often assumed to be unemployed or in a low paid job.

[hedges]

We used to dring MD 20/20 in college and inevitably someone would take a swing at someone else before the night was over. We were all friends so I can look back on it with a sense of amusement. Actually I looked at it with a sense of amusement then too.

[drjoek]

its fortefired tonic wine or some shit. its full of sugar and caffine and liquor

homeless and 'spides/ chavs' drink it

http://www.bbc.co.uk/1xtra/tx/media/teen_buckfast203x152.jpg



Comparable to Thunderbird and the like. Here's a link: http://www.bumwine.com/

[yojimbo7248]

Is it legal to get primates drunk? In a lab give them one typa alcohol and analyze the situation. Then let them go 2 days to get over the hangover and introduce to them Alcohol B, and repeat until they've gone through every brand. Also have different fast foods and find out which is the most popular at 2am.

When I was in college, I got paid to be part of an alcohol study. They gave me what tasted exactly like gin and tonics and told me that it was alcohol. Then they ran me through some tests, like word association games and basic math. I didn't feel a thing from the 'gin and tonics'. Then after the answering the questions they told me they had lied and there was no alcohol in the drinks. They said about 40% of their guinea pigs did act drunk from the power of suggestion, some even slurring their words, stumbling around, etc.

This was in the psychology department and they had a full fake bar. The researchers claim that they do run studies in which they give students alcohol.

[~Katja~]

10 second Buckfast disaster

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looks a bit lleederish

the drinking part is impressive but I would have puked after the first 10 minutes

[RhinoinMN]

red bull and jagermeister.......that stuff turned me into someone else

Red Bull and Jagermeister = Marrying CHUCKWAGONCOOK.



Bad stuff indeed.

[Devo37]

i forgot all about this stuff:

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c395/Devo37/cisco.jpg (http://www.bumwine.com/cisco.html)

that's some strange drunk right there! not evil-drunk for me, more like when homer simpson ate the Guatemalan Insanity Pepper at the chili cook-off.

[IamFogHat]

Tequilla is the devil.

It doesn't turn me into an asshole, but I have a saying about tequilla based on my and my friends' experiences over the years and that is "Tequilla; it always happens at the end of the night, and it's never a good idea."

[IrishAlkey]

You, sir, sound like a man of class and distinction.

So much better than a cheap booze swilling troglodyte like the poster above you.

I'm gonna' go look up troglodyte and, if it doesn't mean "handsome gentleman," I'm going to return here and say something about your dumb face.

[PapaBear]

Tequila makes me crave cocaine and sluts.

[midwestjeff]

Tequila makes me crave cocaine and sluts.

So then what is your demon booze?

[IrishAlkey]

I'm back.

Gvac has a dumb face.

[Devo37]

I'm back.

Gvac has a dumb face.

those are fighting words in my neighborhood.

(i'm not from a tough neighborhood)

[jauble]

I'm gonna' go look up troglodyte and, if it doesn't mean "handsome gentleman," I'm going to return here and say something about your dumb face.

This really made me laugh.

[IrishAlkey]

those are fighting words in my neighborhood.

(i'm not from a tough neighborhood)

Are all your fights choreographed to jazz tunes, as well?

[~Katja~]

Are all your fights choreographed to jazz tunes, as well?

:lol:

too much water tonight?

[Devo37]

Are all your fights choreographed to jazz tunes, as well?

even worse: chamber music.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Tequila hands down

mind bending hangovers after alienating everyone, I usually fall on my fat face and have a tequila battle scar

[Gvac]

I'm back.

Gvac has a dumb face.

You are a mean boy with big ears.

BRING ME THE WILD TURKEY!

[RhinoinMN]

Tequila hands down

mind bending hangovers after alienating everyone, I usually fall on my fat face and have a tequila battle scar

What does the floor look like?

[KingGeno]

Tequila turns me into both a blithering genius, but also blacks me out. I still don't remember many nights, but somehow it leads to me going to far and hitting on an old female friend or talking about how to install hot tubs on highrise building roofs and the architecture involved with it.

Next day; complete worthless sack of garbage.

[Slumbag]

I quit drinking all clear liquor about 4 years ago. None of that shit ever sat well with me.

Tequila is iffy. I'd say, 7 times out of ten I'll be cool on tequila, but the other three I'm a genuine monster.

[IrishAlkey]

You are a mean boy with big ears.

BRING ME THE WILD TURKEY!

I got a case of Deer Park.

Let's rumble, dinosaur.

[west milly Tom]

Jack. No Jack around potential targets.

[MC Pee Pants]

Vodka, I'll drink that shit like its water and start weeping because of decisions ive made in life.

[west milly Tom]

Vodka, I'll drink that shit like its water and start weeping because of decisions ive made in life.



This one got me laughing. :lol:

[Tenbatsuzen]

I want to say rum, because some of my most embarassing incidents have been tied to rum, but I had a lot of rum when we were in Hawaii and I felt pretty good and mellow.

Tequila gives me the most mellow, pleasant buzz ever. I heart tequila.

[IrishAlkey]

I'll drink a homeless man's urine.

I can't stand tequila, though.

[hammersavage]

What if I still live at home? You won't drink my piss?

[IrishAlkey]

What if I still live at home? You won't drink my piss?

I'd gargle with it.

[hammersavage]

Sweet talkin' mother fucker you are

[IrishAlkey]

Sweet talkin' mother fucker you are

I drank half a case of Deer Park cuz old man winter was up past his bedtime.

I'm fiesty.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I'll drink a homeless man's urine.

I can't stand tequila, though.

Doesn't it flow in your wife's veins?

[jauble]

I drank half a case of Deer Park cuz old man winter was up past his bedtime.

I'm fiesty.

That old hack was probably posting with his eyes closed.

[IrishAlkey]

Doesn't it flow in your wife's veins?

She completes our marital liquor cabinet.

[Tenbatsuzen]

She completes our marital liquor cabinet.

I actually saw a 4-pack sampler of Patron in AZ, made me think of her. 4 different styles.

[hammersavage]

I actually saw two cantaloupes next to each other at the supermarket and thought of Silera's ass.

I hope that comes off as playful.

[Marc with a c]

who are you calling a cantaloupe you melon head?

[IrishAlkey]

I actually saw two cantaloupes next to each other at the supermarket and thought of Silera's ass.

I hope that comes off as playful.

I got through the first half of that sentence and immediately thought, "he can't be making a tits joke"...

Well played.

[joethebartender]

The fact that almost no one has said gin has me believing that most of you have never been "gin drunk" (if you had , you would have said it immediately.) It is the "evil spirit".

Jaeger!?!?!?...What a bunch of fags!

[PapaBear]

The fact that almost no one has said gin has me believing that most of you have never been "gin drunk" (if you had , you would have said it immediately.) It is the "evil spirit".
I know about "gin drunk", but I've only had it on cheap gin. I've had some pretty weird experiences on good gin, but nothing that would cause me to label it as demon booze.

[jauble]

The fact that almost no one has said gin has me believing that most of you have never been "gin drunk" (if you had , you would have said it immediately.) It is the "evil spirit".

Jaeger!?!?!?...What a bunch of fags!

Love to be gin drunk, but only with about 4 people I have ever met.

[Sue_Bender]

Too much whiskey will have me sucking babies and punching dicks...


or some combination thereof.

[razorboy]

Nothing.

I can hold my booze.

LIKE A MAN.

QFT.

I can handle my drink like a gentleman.

By the way, any animal who drinks bum fortified wine deserves whatever they get.

[keithy_19]

Tequilla is the devil.

It makes me happy. I get a happy drunk with tequilla.

[keithy_19]

The fact that almost no one has said gin has me believing that most of you have never been "gin drunk" (if you had , you would have said it immediately.) It is the "evil spirit".


I drank a bottle of beefeater once. I don't know, I got drunk. That was it though.

[ecobag2]

The fact that almost no one has said gin has me believing that most of you have never been "gin drunk" (if you had , you would have said it immediately.) It is the "evil spirit".

Jaeger!?!?!?...What a bunch of fags!

Sweet sweet lady a gin drink.

Jaeger was my first pick too but prob. b/c it has so much sugary crap in it... if you drink enough of it - it makes you sick as shit. I'd list it just because I associate it with a shitty night.

Gin though... goddamn when spring rolled in and you had a couple tumblers, bag of ice, tonic and limes... good times.

[IrishAlkey]

Sweet sweet lady a gin drink.

Jaeger was my first pick too but prob. b/c it has so much sugary crap in it... if you drink enough of it - it makes you sick as shit. I'd list it just because I associate it with a shitty night.

Gin though... goddamn when spring rolled in and you had a couple tumblers, bag of ice, tonic and limes... good times.

If jager is making you sick, you're not drinking enough of it.

[A.J.]

I can't recall behaving differently if I drank a certain liquor. Then again, I didn't mix it up too much.

Oh sweet bourbon, the good times we had...

[LZMan1]

southern comfort = instant asshole
QFT!!!!

i do my best to avoid soco

[grlNIN]

Tequila makes me so happy, Vodka makes me Ms. GrumpyPants.

Beer makes me hate life.

[ANC]

In college, when I would drink scotch it would give me a short fuse... as I got older, it turned me into a refined gentleman......or an alcoholic..

[TjM]

Any kind of hard liquer. If i stick to beer I'm happy as can be. If i drink hard stuff I want to fight just about anybody

[sailor]

all alcohol is the same. maybe one liquor will get more into you than another, but your body isn't going to react differently to different types. it's the equivalent of saying "if i have vodka and oj i'm cool, but if i mix vodka with cranberry i act like an animal." lunacy.

[jauble]

all alcohol is the same. maybe one liquor will get more into you than another, but your body isn't going to react differently to different types. it's the equivalent of saying "if i have vodka and oj i'm cool, but if i mix vodka with cranberry i act like an animal." lunacy.

No, those are both vodka. There are different ingredients that go into each type of alcohol. I feel that its the mood that you go into when you drink specific things that makes the difference but I have seen different types of drunks on different kinds of booze in my friends and myself.

[joethebartender]

all alcohol is the same. maybe one liquor will get more into you than another, but your body isn't going to react differently to different types. it's the equivalent of saying "if i have vodka and oj i'm cool, but if i mix vodka with cranberry i act like an animal." lunacy.

I agree that the amount of alcohol may be the same in each drink. (1 1/2 oz of 80 proof = 12 oz beer = 6oz wine etc) but the rate of absorption and the "feeling" can be different. This also varies with the carbonation of the beverage too.
A 6 glasses of champagne buzz feels a lot different from a six shot of whiskey buzz to me.

[sailor]

No, those are both vodka. There are different ingredients that go into each type of alcohol. I feel that its the mood that you go into when you drink specific things that makes the difference but I have seen different types of drunks on different kinds of booze in my friends and myself.

i know they were both vodka, that was my point. the other stuff is incidental to the alcohol, but you do make a good point about going into it with a different attitude. the only difference is psychological (or, if one gets more alcohol into your system, as i mentioned earlier).

but, where you were saying "different ingredients" go into each alcohol, i was pointing out the similarity to those added to the base spirit during processing, or adding mixers after the fact. they don't have any impact on you, it's just the alcohol that affects your body.

A 6 glasses of champagne buzz feels a lot different from a six shot of whiskey buzz to me.

i agree the champagne can have a different affect on your head, but i was more bothered by folks comparing one 80 proof whiskey to another. saying they have a different affect is purely mentally unstable.

[TheMojoPin]

I....have a problem...

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