Soap Opera Actress Now In Porn

[paulisded]

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I used to get high and watch “Passions” on NBC from time to time, just for shits and giggles. It was quite possibly the crappiest soap opera in recorded history. It was so bad that you almost had to figure they were in on the joke, and that maybe it was really some kind of parodistic masterpiece. Except it wasn’t. Anyway, I forgot where the hell I was going with this. Oh, yeah — the chick who played Beth Wallace on Passions is now a bonafide porn star. Dun dun dun! TMZ says

The former Miss USA 1991 is now a “Vivid Entertainment” girl — and has just wrapped on her first XXX feature, “Faithless,” in which she plays the lead character.

So, why the career move? Here’s the explanation — “I enjoy acting, and I really like sex … so this was the perfect opportunity to combine two of my passions.”

Let’s just hope her fucking isn’t as wooden as her acting! Unless we’re talking about the inevitable onslaught of penises, in which case “wooden” will probably do just fine.

At the “Nuts for Mutts” pet fair, presumably because “Nuts for Nuts-On-My-Chin” had not yet been invented:

[brettmojo]

The fact she was Miss USA is pretty funny. Even though it was 18 years ago.

Ewww she's like 40.

[lleeder]

One time I was at a Baby Phat party and told some girl that I was an agent and my friend was an actor that played a werewolf on Passions.

[cougarjake13]

i'd hit it

[epo]

The fact she was Miss USA is pretty funny. Even though it was 18 years ago.

Ewww she's like 40.

Eww? That chick won't fuck you for free unless the continuation of the species depended on it.
Even then it might be a maybe.

[Tenbatsuzen]

One time I was at a Baby Phat party and told some girl that I was an agent and my friend was an actor that played a werewolf on Passions.

Did they ever have a werewolf on passions?

[GreatAmericanZero]

i LOVE a good milf porn!

[boosterp]

according to Wikipedia she is still married, hmmmmmmm.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelli_McCarty

[Don Stugots]

Did they ever have a werewolf on passions?

Yes, duh.

[mdr55]

http://www.kellimccarty.com/images/545_Kelli_McCarty_815a.JPG

She has a nice pic on her website.

[lleeder]

Did they ever have a werewolf on passions?

I never watched it but I thought it was unseen enough yet known enough that she couldn't dispute it. I heard it had vampires so why no werewolves.

[KnoxHarrington]

I never watched it but I thought it was unseen enough yet known enough that she couldn't dispute it. I heard it had vampires so why no werewolves.

I'm pretty sure that was one of the really wacky soap operas, with tons of fantasy/sci-fi elements to their stories.

As for this movie: I will have to study it in depth, watching frame-by-frame, before I decide on its quality. I shall begin the research as soon as possible.

[KnoxHarrington]

according to Wikipedia she is still married, hmmmmmmm.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelli_McCarty

Kelli McCarty (born September 6, 1969 in Liberal, Kansas) won the Miss USA pageant in 1991 and became an actress some years later, exposing her frame in many erotic thrillers.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Damn, I love Wikipedia.

[MC Pee Pants]

Fran Drescher did porn before doing the nanny. Only clip ive seen though is her sucking a fat one though...

[keithy_19]

Fran Drescher did porn before doing the nanny. Only clip ive seen though is her sucking a fat one though...

I read that this wasn't true.

[PapaBear]

I read that this wasn't true.
There's no way it was true. She did lots of regular acting before the Nanny.

[PerryWinkle]

I would watch Fran Drescher porn if she made it today. How old is she now?

[brettmojo]

Eww? That chick won't fuck you for free unless the continuation of the species depended on it.
Even then it might be a maybe.
Yeah I'm sure I'll lose sleep over that.

[MC Pee Pants]

Listen, i saw an old 80's video of a chick that looked like her. Why not just perpetuate the lie? It's only the internet.

[nukinfuts]

Holy shit she was so on an episode of That's So Raven on the Disney Channel. I suppose we can expect that Hannah Montana will keep that as her porn name?

[JustJon]

There's no way it was true. She did lots of regular acting before the Nanny.

Like This is Spinal Tap?

[Gmann]

Or the cinema classic UHF.

[Coach]

Or the cinema classic UHF.
And Doctor Detroit.

[PapaBear]

Like This is Spinal Tap?
No love for Saturday Night Fever?

[Slumbag]

Or the cinema classic UHF.

Someone should've told her.
There's no broads..........in broadcasting.

UHF may be the greatest movie to watch on mushrooms, ever ever.

[DolaMight]

Forget the porn, I heard she engaged in a sex romp in the back of a channel 11 news truck? How low can you go? 11!?

[King Imp]

I look forward to this release because I think she is smoking hot for her age. Hell, she'd be smoking hot for a 20 yr. old.