Stugots Wine

[Tenbatsuzen]

I was in the liquor store picking up a bottle of rioja for an awesome Sangria that Liz makes, when a bottle of wine caught my eye...

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4746


Who knew that the Don Stugots brand extended to wine making?

Stugots Wine - When Your Best Wasn't Good Enough


Stugots Wine - Goes Great With Beef, Fish, and Failure.


Stugots Wine - When She Tells You It's Yours

[disneyspy]

stogots wine - "hey do you want to see my puppet?"

[Tenbatsuzen]

Stugots Wine - Roofies Already Added


Stugots Wine - When Your Dreams Are Crushed Just Like Our Grapes

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Stugots Wine, its sneaker licking good

[Snoogans]

http://interactivetraininggroup.com/images/perpendicular-car-crash.gif

[lleeder]

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb66/billyscafuri/crickets.gif

[disneyspy]

stugots wine - vision is over-rated

[Don Stugots]

Stugots wine: when you don't want to talk to your inlaws.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Stugots Wine: When You Realize Your Son's Married a Jew

[Don Stugots]

Stugots wine: for when your son makes fun of you on his podcast

[Don Stugots]

Stugots wine: for when you realize your daughter didn't marry a Jew.

[ChrisTheCop]

Tenbats Wine: dont be fooled by imitators--theyre all him.

Tenbats Wine: our labels are filled with misinformation.

Tenbats Wine: bitter, but followed by a jealous aftertaste.

[Don Stugots]

Stugots wine: for when you have to remind yourself to stop staring at her boobs.

[Kevin]

Stugots Wine- When you want to forget you actualy live in Brooklyn.

[PanterA]

Stugots Whine, is that like Snoogans Tips?

I'm a big fan of King Hippos wine:

http://pourmore.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/fat-bastard-wine1.jpg

[Don Stugots]

Stugots Wine- When you want to forget you actualy live in Brooklyn.

Stugots wine: when you realize that the hipsters are everywhere

[Tenbatsuzen]

Stugots Wine - When Your Favorite New Pornstar Looks Like Your Ex

[Kevin]

Stugots Wine - When Your Favorite New Pornstar Looks Like Your Ex

Sue Bender?

[Tenbatsuzen]

Stugots wine: for when you have to remind yourself to stop staring at her boobs.

shit, I must drink it every day.

Stugots Wine: Official Beverage of the 2008 Detroit Lions

[Tenbatsuzen]

Sue Bender?

Nika Noire. She got a lip and boob job and I'm just horrified yet extremely aroused.

[Tenbatsuzen]

porn stars shouldn't look like people you know. they should look like porn stars.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Stugots Wine: When You're Getting Relationship Advice from Jersey Rich.


Stugots Wine: Because You're Jersey Rich.

[Don Stugots]

Stugots wine: to help you deal with the IMs you get from Matty Fridays.

[mikeyboy]

Tenbats Wine: dont be fooled by imitators--theyre all him.

Tenbats Wine: our labels are filled with misinformation.

Tenbats Wine: bitter, but followed by a jealous aftertaste.

Tenbats Wine: tastes like something you've had before, only not as good.

[PanterA]

Stugots wine: When you cant find the spray paint to huff and you're all out of Drano.

[Hottub]

Stugots Wine: Nothing more refreshing after a back waxing.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Stugots Wine: Because the first two marriages didn't take.

[Don Stugots]

Stugots wine: because your divorce lawyer is on speed dial.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Stugots Wine: It has a secret.

[Don Stugots]

Stugots wine: when you only friend is a puppet

[Tenbatsuzen]

Stugots Wine: Available in a squeeze bottle.

[IamPixie]

Tenbats Wine: because if I don't post in my own thread, who will?

[Hottub]

Tenbats Wine: because if I don't post in my own thread, who will?

:lol:

[Kevin]

Tenbats Wine: because if I don't post in my own thread, who will?

ouch.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Stugots Wine - what are you doing, we needed that

[Marc with a c]

stugots wine: it'll take three bottles before you have one you actually like.

[Don Stugots]

stugots wine: because you hate your own kind

[jauble]

Stugots wine: pairs well with razor stuble.

[Freitag]

Stugots Wine: If you have to go to dinner

[Freitag]

Stugots Wine: The worst thing thing you can call a wine

[Don Stugots]

Stugots wine: for when you know your life is better than most.

[Kevin]

Stugots Wine. When the first Italian President was just inagurated.

[KingModem]

I want to play!

Stugots wine: Prices falling rapidly due to inventory increase in lieu of demand shortage.

[Freitag]

The sad part about this is, I'm going to have to go buy a bottle or 2 to see how it is.

[midwestjeff]

Stugots wine.

For those who don't deserve a true Italian Vintage.

[Don Stugots]

Stugots wine: for when you have money to waste of shitty wine

[Freitag]

Stugots wine - when Birthday Cake Remix is breakfast.

[west milly Tom]

Stugots wine: served best out of the box, especially if you can get the hobo out of it first.

[Furtherman]

Stugots Wine: I drinka da wine, breaka da bottle and a stabba you in da neck.

[Freitag]

Stugots wine: for when you have money to waste of shitty wine

Stugots Wine - what, you can't afford 6 bucks?

[Freitag]

Fallon Wine: Not quite ripe yet.

[west milly Tom]

Stugots wine: when Thunderbird just isn't good enough.

[Don Stugots]

Stugots Wine: I drinka da wine, breaka da bottle and a stabba you in da neck.

this one maybe the top. I like kevin's too but since that will never happen, you wouldnt drink the wine.

Stugots Wine - what, you can't afford 6 bucks?

6 bucks? what am i made of money?

[midwestjeff]

Stugots wine.

The perfect compliment for government cheese.

[Freakshow]

Tenbats Wine: Because you can only have so much sausage gravy

[west milly Tom]

Stugots wine.

The perfect compliment for government cheese.



:lol::lol::lol:

[midwestjeff]

Stugots wine.

Serve chilled.

[Freakshow]

Stugots Wine: Less obvious than Mafia Life Chianti

[west milly Tom]

Stugots wine: ten percent less antifreeze.

[Furtherman]

Tenbats whines.

[west milly Tom]

Tenbats wine: your wife will gross you out drinking it.

[west milly Tom]

That last one is a little wordy.

[Don Stugots]

Stugots wine: for when you know you should bite your tongue

[Kevin]

this one maybe the top. I like kevin's too but since that will never happen, you wouldnt drink the wine.



6 bucks? what am i made of money?



I was talking about Obama....

[Don Stugots]

I was talking about Obama....

OOOHH, then your's was funnier.

[Jughead]

Stugots Wine : Bodacious Taste I owe ya one buddy:smile:

[Tenbatsuzen]

6 bucks? what am i made of money?

Stugots Wine: when your wife is rubbing off on you

[Hottub]

Stugots Wine: when your wife is rubbing off on you

Stugots wine: When you are rubbing one out to his wife.

[disneyspy]

stugots wine-when your wife can rub one out

[Don Stugots]

Stugots wine: for when your wife has your nuts in her purse

[Marc with a c]

stugots wine: extra chunky

[Don Stugots]

stugots wine: for when you get rejected by AC Slater

[Marc with a c]

stugots wine: nectar of the stage hands.

[Don Stugots]

stugots wine: for when you need to be drunk to fuck that ugly bitch on stage crew

[jauble]

Stugots Wine: Why yes I did just piss myself.

[disneyspy]

stugots wine-looks good in a shoppin cart with a bunch of other crap

[jauble]

Stugots Wine: For those planning on sex with an inatimate object.

[midwestjeff]

Stugots Wine: For those planning on sex with an inatimate object.

:lol:

Awesome.
Hope you don't mind if I piggy back on that.


Stugots Wine.

No one's looking. Go ahead and fuck that puppet.

[jauble]

:lol:

Awesome.
Hope you don't mind if I piggy back on that.


Stugots Wine.

No one's looking. Go ahead and fuck that puppet.

Sometimes you almost catch the ball and tip it instead. Some of those times it turns into a touchdown. Good job MWJ.

[ToiletCrusher]

stugots wine: It can double as drain cleaner


stugots wine: cause you don't always drink what you cook with



stugots wine: finally a wine that is almost 99% botulism free.

[Freakshow]

Stugots Wine - what, you can't afford 6 bucks?

Stugots Wine: almost 3 times as good as 2 buck chuck.

[jauble]

Stugots Wine: The anal leakage means its working.

[Ruined Bit]

stugots wine: The Olive Garden was getting rid of their stock so I just re-bottled it.

[disneyspy]

stugots wine-when good enuf is too good

[Marc with a c]

stugots wine: even lleeder said no.

[jauble]

Stugots Wine: Now it fits in your car's cupholder.

[lleeder]

stugots wine: even lleeder said no.

I say boo to you and this thread.

[jauble]

Stugots Wine: For when you want to impress Asian twinks.

[Marc with a c]

stugots wine: you can use it to style your new hairdo

[lleeder]

I understand the bashing me part but the rest of this thread is really boring.

[Marc with a c]

stugots wine: somebody wants more penis chit chat.

[KingModem]

Stugots Wine: Choice of the Zipperheads.

[disneyspy]

stugots wine-better than cuttin yourself

[Tenbatsuzen]

I understand the bashing me part but the rest of this thread is really boring.

Stugots Wine: When you need to pass out at Bar 9

[Tenbatsuzen]

Stugots Wine: The 13th step

[jauble]

Stugots Wine: If she still says no use the bottle as a club.


or same joke but more hack


Stugots Wine: Goes down so easy a caveman can do her.

[BlackSpider]

Stugots wine.

"wine not...?"

[midwestjeff]

Stugots wine.

4 out of 5 male cheerleaders say it's fabulous.



Oh. Hi Jaubs. Didn't see you there. :bye:

[jauble]

Stugots wine.

4 out of 5 male cheerleaders say it's fabulous.



Oh. Hi Jaubs. Didn't see you there. :bye:

Stugots Wine: Im out of pot and have a handful of change.


(I was waiting for a comment)

[Tenbatsuzen]

Stugots wine: Because you live in Indiana

Stugots wine: Great with cow brain sandwiches

Stugots wine: Official drink of Shooter Flatch

[Tenbatsuzen]

Stugots Wine: Less obvious than Mafia Life Chianti

This one is a gem.

[west milly Tom]

Stugots wine: pregnant mothers agree, its the best.

[jauble]

Stugots wine: Because you live in Indiana

Stugots Wine: We all thought it was a natural spring not a sewage pipe.

[Freitag]

Stugots wine: Keeping 2008 Matty in check for the last three weeks

[EliSnow]

Stugots Wine: For those who don't care about going blind.

EDIT: I just notice that disneyspy made a vision joke right away.

[Don Stugots]

Stugots wine: to help get through the fighting in a listening thread.

[EliSnow]

Stugots Wine: Life Is Short -- Make It Shorter.

[Don Stugots]

Stugots wine: to help you navigate the astrial plane

[EliSnow]

Stugots wine: to help get through the fighting in a listening thread.

Yes. That and

Eli Wine: When you have to have the last word.

[Don Stugots]

Mikeyboy wine: for when you have to explain over and over again what a board character is.

[Hottub]

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/1066/winesigko0.jpg

[Don Stugots]

Hahah. I will save it when I get home.

Stugots wine: perfect for night of the living pizzas.

[Hottub]

Stugots Wine: What's a corkscrew?

[Freitag]

Stugots Wine: Also works as nail polish remover

[Freakshow]

Stugots Wine: Imported direct from Rome, New York

[Hottub]

Go to "Paisan's" on Mulberry Street, in the Heart of Little Italy. Mention "The Experience" and get a free glass of Stugots Wine.



Linger...

[Freitag]

Go to "Paisan's" on Mulberry Street, in the Heart of Little Italy. Mention "The Experience" and get a free glass of Stugots Wine.



Linger...

Stugots Wine: Holy S, is this stuff legal?

... longer

[Don Stugots]

Stugots wine: for when your horney goat weed needs a chaser.

Li ger

[ToiletCrusher]

stugots wine: it's supposed to have the consistency of maple syrup.

[Freitag]

stugots wine: makes it taste like a crisp hard apple.

[Reephdweller]

Stugots wine: when you've given up on living in the world



cha de bugre

[Freitag]

Stugots Wine: Bill Ray, Licensed Contractor

[ToiletCrusher]

stugots wine: endorsed by the center for disease control

[EliSnow]

Stugots Wine: From Your Mom's Box to Ours.

[Freakshow]

Stugots Wine--it's only funny to you

[Kevin]

Stugots wine- Who needs that pesky liver anyway?

[ToiletCrusher]

stugots wine: even threads not about this are about this.

[Freakshow]

stugots wine: even threads not about this are about this.

Stugots Wine: The only wine to go with both Count Chocula and an Angry Whopper.

[Don Stugots]

stugots wine: because MLC is trying another hostile takeover

[Heather 8]

stugots wine: because MLC is trying another hostile takeover

Stugots Wine: Drier than Don Rigo cigars.

[Don Stugots]

stugots wine: wetter than a don rigo cigar

[ToiletCrusher]

stugots wine: even in the third trimester, there's a way out

[disneyspy]

toiletcrusher wine-it dont get no better than this

[Tenbatsuzen]

Stugots wine: Less painful than an abortion

Stugots wine: When you wake up next to Big A

[Freakshow]

Stugots Wine: doesn't care that you try too hard.

[Tenbatsuzen]

stugots wine: it's a chinese delicacy. Chinese chicken. chicken from china.

[Freakshow]

when the moon hits your eye that's amore,
but when the stars make you drool that's actually Stugots Wine.

[Reephdweller]

Stugots wine: Because SOMETHING is needed to make those Don Rigo cigars less dry.







jk

[Hottub]

Stugots whine: "why are you picking on me?"

[Friday]

Stugots Whine: we will have kids when we are good and ready..... dammmit!

[boosterp]

Stugots wine: The answer to why you woke up next to the nasty chick from the bar last night.

[boosterp]

Stugots wine: Even Obama drinks it

[ToiletCrusher]

toiletcrusher wine-it dont get no better than this


nothing better than fresh bowl water.

[Don Stugots]

Stugots wine: better than bong water

[Freakshow]

stugots wine: the name of the train that hit ya.

[Heather 8]

Stugots Wine: Favored by pullstringers everywhere.

[ToiletCrusher]

stugots wine: the name of the train that hit ya.


sutgots wine: will make you jump in front of a train to get rid of the after taste

[Freitag]

Stugots Wine: It's why Reeshy posts that way.

[Heather 8]

Stugots Wine: Something has to wash away the memories of Hippo Twins Radio.

[Freitag]

Stugots Wine: When You're Wishing The Best In Future Endeavours.

[Freitag]

Stugots Wine - you're soaking in it.

[ToiletCrusher]

Stugots Wine - you're soaking in it.

Stugots wine: and that's what we bottled

[EliSnow]

Stugots wine: Earth 2's favorite wine

[Kevin]

Stugots Wine. When you really want to get drunk, and there isnt anything else in the house.

[Freakshow]

Stugots Wine: when you are drinking with your strawman.

[boosterp]

Stugot's wine: Best consumed when you're suicidal

[Stugots_wine]

Stugots wine: I'm so bad even I wouldn't recommend me!

[Hottub]

Stugots wine:when you have to settle for plan b.

A goosh!!!
:

[Tenbatsuzen]

We just drank a bottle.

[Freakshow]

We just drank a bottle.

are you now blind?

[~Katja~]

We just drank a bottle.

what kind?
is it similar to FAT BASTARD?

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y274/leenewham/FatBastard_Lineup-1121a.jpg

[~Katja~]

since hearustalk was not broadcasting the HAT show I was bored
http://i41.tinypic.com/2l8ix06.jpg

[~Katja~]

and another

http://i42.tinypic.com/2iuq06q.jpg

http://i39.tinypic.com/2bp16a.jpg

[Hottub]

Katja rules.:clap:

Watch your back, Fallon.
There's a new kid in town.

[~Katja~]

hehe, Firefly vodka will do this to you... i wish I could have a taste of Il Bastardo tonight :)

[Freakshow]

or maybe this

http://www.atlantawineschool.com/images/winelabels/LaBastardafrontfinished.jpg

[Tenbatsuzen]

Stugots wine - when you confused "oscar" and "apollo".

[Don Stugots]

Stugots wine - when you confused "oscar" and "apollo".

you keep saying that but i think you are mistaken.

[Tenbatsuzen]

you keep saying that but i think you are mistaken.

blog fixer!

Stugots Wine - because you can edit

[Hottub]

http://www.io.com/~ix/ljpix/1968/inigomontoya.jpg

[Freakshow]

Stugots wine: when you should just let the thread die a natural death.

[Don Stugots]

Stugots wine: when you should just let the thread die a natural death.

:drunk::laugh::drunk:

[Tenbatsuzen]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/7545/prod1763296.jpg