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asayresk
01-14-2009, 08:54 PM
Is it me or is it that many wrestlers are using this move. Ive seen Cena ,Triple H and HBK using this move recently. is it a tribute to Chris benoit?

Fallon
01-14-2009, 08:56 PM
I wouldn't call it a tribute, but I think they are just taking the move back and making no mention of Chris.

Snoogans
01-14-2009, 08:56 PM
they should steal his other move, the hanger

Kevin
01-14-2009, 09:00 PM
they should steal his other move, the hanger

The pillow suffocater.

Snoogans
01-14-2009, 09:01 PM
The pillow suffocater.

OH MY GOD, HE BROUGHT A PILLOW INTO THE RING AND THE REF DOESNT SEE IT

Slumbag
01-14-2009, 09:02 PM
Is it me or is it that many wrestlers are using this move. Ive seen Cena ,Triple H and HBK using this move recently. is it a tribute to Chris benoit?

Not just wrestler's.
It's an effective parenting tool.

Snoogans
01-14-2009, 09:03 PM
my favorite move benoit did was the Phone cord

Fallon
01-14-2009, 09:04 PM
Is it me or is it that many wrestlers are using this move. Ive seen Cena ,Triple H and HBK using this move recently. is it a tribute to Chris benoit?

I'm gonna text Chavo Guerrero and Scott Armstrong and see if they know why WWE brought it back.

Snoogans
01-14-2009, 09:06 PM
I'm gonna text Chavo Guerrero and Scott Armstrong and see if they know why WWE brought it back.

I hear Benoit is wrestling is wife, his son, and eddie guerrero in a hell in the hell match

Fallon
01-14-2009, 09:07 PM
I hear Benoit is wrestling is wife, his son, and eddie guerrero in a hell in the hell match

Owen just fell from the rafters, but luckily the cage softened the blow this time.

Slumbag
01-14-2009, 09:08 PM
OH MY GOD, HE BROUGHT A PILLOW INTO THE RING AND THE REF DOESNT SEE IT

http://wrestlingtruth.com/images/avatars/jr.jpg

OH MY GOD!! WHAT IS HE DOING!?!?! HE'S LAYING DOWN BIBLES!!!!

asayresk
01-14-2009, 09:10 PM
did i just start a comedy pyramid?

Snoogans
01-14-2009, 09:11 PM
We really are just awful

Fallon
01-14-2009, 09:13 PM
We really are just awful

We'd get arrested if the Big Bossman were here.

Kevin
01-14-2009, 09:14 PM
did i just start a comedy pyramid?

Snoogans sorta did.

Slumbag
01-14-2009, 09:14 PM
I hear Benoit is wrestling is wife, his son, and eddie guerrero in a hell in the hell match

We'd get arrested if the Big Bossman were here.

Don't worry. He's busy.



He's the guest ref for this match.

Snoogans
01-14-2009, 09:15 PM
I heard Fabulous moolah was the intro girl for that hell in a hell match

Knowledged_one
01-14-2009, 09:15 PM
I hear Benoit is wrestling is wife, his son, and eddie guerrero in a hell in the hell match

no way tag match againrt the von erichs and rad radford

Kevin
01-14-2009, 09:15 PM
http://wrestlingtruth.com/images/avatars/jr.jpg

OH MY GOD!! WHAT IS HE DOING!?!?! HE'S LAYING DOWN BIBLES!!!!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOD GOD!

HE JUST HIT THE BIBLE THUMPER!!!!

Snoogans
01-14-2009, 09:16 PM
Snoogans sorta did.

its more like a fuckin comedy bermuda triangle

Snoogans
01-14-2009, 09:17 PM
no way tag match againrt the von erichs and rad radford

be careful that bam bam bigalow doesnt run in there with an extra phone cord for benoit

MC Pee Pants
01-14-2009, 09:17 PM
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/chris-benoit-wrestling-murder-family-demotivational-poster.jpg

jauble
01-14-2009, 09:18 PM
Which one is Ms. Elizabeth managing now?

Fallon
01-14-2009, 09:18 PM
I think Snoogans saw this first hand earlier tonight.

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Snoogans
01-14-2009, 09:19 PM
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/chris-benoit-wrestling-murder-family-demotivational-poster.jpg

pyramid over

MC Pee Pants
01-14-2009, 09:20 PM
my bad...

Snoogans
01-14-2009, 09:20 PM
my bad...

no thats a good thing

Slumbag
01-14-2009, 09:21 PM
We really are just awful

I'd say were all going to hell.



I hope there's still some tickets available.

MC Pee Pants
01-14-2009, 09:22 PM
no thats a good thing

I was actually looking for a pic where someone photo shopped a kids on some wrestlers body during a crippler crossface, my friend sent it to me around the time it happened. No luck.

Snoogans
01-14-2009, 09:23 PM
oh.....yea.....sorry about your thread

Knowledged_one
01-14-2009, 09:25 PM
be careful that bam bam bigalow doesnt run in there with an extra phone cord for benoit

with big boss man dragging the big shows dads casket around

Fallon
01-14-2009, 09:25 PM
http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/5416/wgdbenoityh8.jpg
http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/4300/tbenoitcrw7.jpg
http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/4494/robenoitii9.jpg
http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/5641/seanbeniotbq0.jpg
http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/5194/bradybenoitec2.jpg
http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/8501/brit2edited2jp8.jpg
http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/64/thjack1hf4.gif

jauble
01-14-2009, 09:26 PM
I think Snoogans saw this first hand earlier tonight.

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Say suburban Cincinnatti one more time

"Suburban Cincinnatti"

Do they speak English in suburban Cincinnatti?

Answer me motherfucker.

Fallon
01-14-2009, 09:28 PM
This thread is mike awesome.

Fallon
01-14-2009, 09:32 PM
with big boss man dragging the big shows dads casket around

You're being rick rude.

Kevin
01-14-2009, 09:32 PM
This thread is mike awesome.

You just ruined it.

Never mind, forgot he died.

Snoogans
01-14-2009, 09:34 PM
You're being rick rude.

ok for some reason that is crackin me up

Fallon
01-14-2009, 09:35 PM
You just ruined it.

Never mind, forgot he died.

Hey... we can't all be Mr. Perfect.

Slumbag
01-14-2009, 09:36 PM
This thread is mike awesome.

You're being rick rude.

These are terrible.
Have an Owen Hart.

Knowledged_one
01-14-2009, 09:37 PM
ok for some reason that is crackin me up

yeah it was just perfect

Fallon
01-14-2009, 09:37 PM
These are terrible.
Have an Owen Hart.


FUTURE POST!
FUTURE POST!
Don't be so jeff hardy on yourself.
FUTURE POST!
FUTURE POST!

Kevin
01-14-2009, 09:38 PM
These are terrible.
Have an Owen Hart.

i'm not gunna fall for that one.

jauble
01-14-2009, 09:38 PM
This whole thread is Bad News Brown.

Slumbag
01-14-2009, 09:38 PM
FUTURE POST!
FUTURE POST!
Don't be so jeff hardy on yourself.
FUTURE POST!
FUTURE POST!

FUTURE POST!
FUTURE POST!
That line was Justin Credible
FUTURE POST!
FUTURE POST!

Slumbag
01-14-2009, 09:39 PM
These are terrible.
Have an Owen Hart.

i'm not gunna fall for that one.

:clap::clap::clap:

Knowledged_one
01-14-2009, 09:39 PM
Hey... we can't all be Mr. Perfect.

hey its ok just relax and take this pill man

Fallon
01-14-2009, 09:39 PM
I thought this was gonna be a Classy thread when it started.

Kevin
01-14-2009, 09:40 PM
This whole thread is Bad News Brown.

What a piece of Junk Yard Bulldog we people are are.

Snoogans
01-14-2009, 09:41 PM
oh man what did I do to this thread

Fallon
01-14-2009, 09:42 PM
What a piece of Junk Yard Bulldog we people are are.

That was Sensational.

Fallon
01-14-2009, 09:43 PM
oh man what did I do to this thread

You sent an Earthquake through it.

Knowledged_one
01-14-2009, 09:43 PM
Well the good reverend slick is ok with it

Snoogans
01-14-2009, 09:44 PM
its it fucked up that im proud of this?

Kevin
01-14-2009, 09:44 PM
We are really going to Crush this thread.

Fallon
01-14-2009, 09:44 PM
This thread is gonna make us Public Enemy #1 to wrestling fans.

jauble
01-14-2009, 09:44 PM
You sent an Earthquake through it.

I thought he crushed it

Knowledged_one
01-14-2009, 09:45 PM
oh man what did I do to this thread

no need to brood over it

Knowledged_one
01-14-2009, 09:48 PM
You sent an Earthquake through it.

nah just a bit of demolition is all

Fallon
01-14-2009, 09:48 PM
no need to brood over it

You really Crashed there.

Fallon
01-14-2009, 09:49 PM
its it fucked up that im proud of this?

You're just a Big Dick.

Slumbag
01-14-2009, 09:51 PM
This thread brought me a Special Delivery of laughter.

Knowledged_one
01-14-2009, 09:51 PM
Is there a hitman who could just take us all out

Fallon
01-14-2009, 09:52 PM
This thread brought me a Special Delivery of laughter.

That's the Candido attitude I'm looking for!

jauble
01-14-2009, 09:52 PM
I dont know snoogs, I might Chris Cash your chips in after this thread.

Slumbag
01-14-2009, 09:52 PM
That's the Candido attitude I'm looking for!

Dino Bravo!!!! :clap:

Kevin
01-14-2009, 09:53 PM
Is there a hitman who could just take us all out

You really need to have hawk Eyes and realize this is about dead wrestlers.

Fallon
01-14-2009, 09:55 PM
Is there a hitman who could just take us all out

no need to brood over it

Thesz don't have dead wrestlers.

jauble
01-14-2009, 09:56 PM
It's like this thread came out of some sort of dream machine.

Snoogans
01-14-2009, 09:56 PM
Thesz don't have dead wrestlers.

wow thats good:clap: Wahoo

Fallon
01-14-2009, 09:58 PM
wow thats good:clap: Wahoo

I'm setting the Barr pretty high.

Slumbag
01-14-2009, 09:59 PM
I'm setting the Barr pretty high.

I'd say you're a Giant hit.

jauble
01-14-2009, 09:59 PM
I hope this thread doesnt crash during the early hours of the morning.

Fallon
01-14-2009, 09:59 PM
Fuck, I feel like I'm hitting The Wall with these.

Kevin
01-14-2009, 10:01 PM
This thread is really making me Miss Elizabeth.

Slumbag
01-14-2009, 10:02 PM
I hope this thread doesnt crash during the early hours of the morning.

I'm a Big Studd. I could do this all night.

jauble
01-14-2009, 10:02 PM
If you haven't read the entire thread Yuel Lovett.

conman823
01-14-2009, 10:04 PM
You guys are real Renegades to post this stuff.....

Kevin
01-14-2009, 10:04 PM
I save Bravo to everyone

Slumbag
01-14-2009, 10:05 PM
Every post was Killer, Kowalski.

Kevin
01-14-2009, 10:07 PM
It came on like a Texas Tornado

Slumbag
01-14-2009, 10:08 PM
It came on like a Texas Tornado

Or a Gorilla Monsoon.

Fallon
01-14-2009, 10:08 PM
This was The Missing Link of ronfeznet.

Snoogans
01-14-2009, 10:09 PM
This thread Rocco Rocks

Fallon
01-14-2009, 10:10 PM
This thread Rocco Rocks

It was an Herculean Hernandez effort from all of us.

Kevin
01-14-2009, 10:11 PM
i really wish Uncle Elmer could read this.

asayresk
01-14-2009, 10:11 PM
After reading all these comments, I feel like a victim of a Rude Awakening.

conman823
01-14-2009, 10:11 PM
Couldn't see this from down the Hall...........

(Future Post!!)

Fallon
01-14-2009, 10:12 PM
I almost Spicolli'd soda out of my nose reading some of these.

Snoogans
01-14-2009, 10:12 PM
you guys are Adorable Adrian

conman823
01-14-2009, 10:13 PM
I almost Spicolli'd soda out of my nose reading some of these.

Make sure you don't get any on your British Bulldog

Kevin
01-14-2009, 10:13 PM
Finding a bad post is like finding needle's in Giant Haystacks

Slumbag
01-14-2009, 10:13 PM
you guys are Adorable Adrian

Pffft, I'm an Adrian Adonis.

Gotta tall to my chick now. Hopefully I get a Little Beaver.
If not, I'm gonna Bruiser Brody.

Snoogans
01-14-2009, 10:14 PM
Pffft, I'm an Adrian Adonis.

Gotta tall to my chick now. Hopefully I get a Little Beaver.
If not, I'm gonna Bruiser Brody.

Holy shit

Fallon
01-14-2009, 10:15 PM
I never thought I'd see this on ronPez.net

Kevin
01-14-2009, 10:15 PM
Pffft, I'm an Adrian Adonis.

Gotta tall to my chick now. Hopefully I get a Little Beaver.
If not, I'm gonna Bruiser Brody.

With your Dick Murdoch

jauble
01-14-2009, 10:17 PM
I think we are going fine but a little Jay Youngblood wouldn't hurt.

Kevin
01-14-2009, 10:17 PM
If this thread was turned into a comedy book, it would make Fabulous Moolah.

Snoogans
01-14-2009, 10:19 PM
Im laughing so Hard Im in an Alfred Hayes

Kevin
01-14-2009, 10:19 PM
That Miss Elizabeth was a real sensational woman.

Slumbag
01-14-2009, 10:20 PM
Is the purpose of this thread Solie to offend people?

Fallon
01-14-2009, 10:21 PM
Half of me thinks this thread should be Eliminated, were' probably gonna get Kronus disease.

jauble
01-14-2009, 10:21 PM
Nirvana's music could never work out as intro music because it was too Johnny Grunge.

Kevin
01-14-2009, 10:22 PM
Im laughing so Hard Im in an Alfred Hayes

Oh Lord, you must be really laughing.

conman823
01-14-2009, 10:22 PM
If this thread was turned into a comedy book, it would make Fabulous Moolah.

The cover would have a big Sapphire on it, held on with Uncle Elmers glue

Fallon
01-14-2009, 10:22 PM
Is the purpose of this thread Solie to offend people?

Not when I was a Ladd.

Slumbag
01-14-2009, 10:23 PM
With your Dick Murdoch

She actually nicknamed it Dick the Bruiser

Snoogans
01-14-2009, 10:24 PM
You Gentlemen cracked me up all night

Fallon
01-14-2009, 10:25 PM
Man, it's become really Sheik to post here.

jauble
01-14-2009, 10:26 PM
Man, it's become really Sheik to post here.

What got you into a Dory Funk?

Kevin
01-14-2009, 10:28 PM
I wouldn't wanna be a British bulldog next to Katie Vick

Slumbag
01-14-2009, 10:29 PM
I wouldn't wanna be a British bulldog next to Katie Vick

Why?
Do you think, like Mike Vick, she'll Duncum in a tub of water and drown em'.

Kevin
01-14-2009, 10:31 PM
Why?
Do you think, like Mike Vick, she'll Duncum in a tub of water and drown em'.

Then put him into his Moondog Spot

Snoogans
01-14-2009, 10:32 PM
its a real Haas le coming up with more names

Slumbag
01-14-2009, 10:32 PM
I feel like Daniel Benoit in this thread.
I tried tapping out multiple times, but you guys just won't stop.

Fallon
01-14-2009, 10:33 PM
Snoogans must have been using the KroniK when he derailed this thread.

Kevin
01-14-2009, 10:33 PM
its a real Haas le coming up with more names

Tonight, you have really been Dynamite Kid

asayresk
01-14-2009, 10:34 PM
could this be the perfect ending?

Fallon
01-14-2009, 10:35 PM
I was hoping this thread was gonna be the ichiban of the night, but it turned out to be Pitbull #2.

Snoogans
01-14-2009, 10:37 PM
I hope nobody kills our Buzz Sawyer

Fallon
01-14-2009, 10:37 PM
I feel like Daniel Benoit in this thread.
I tried tapping out multiple times, but you guys just won't stop.

Quit being a Bertha Faye-g.

Snoogans
01-14-2009, 10:39 PM
some of you guys just went Sky Low Low tonight

Slumbag
01-14-2009, 10:39 PM
Quit being a Bertha Faye-g.

I'll try to stop being a Woman.

Kevin
01-14-2009, 10:40 PM
I'm really excited to see who this year's Yokozuna will be.

Slumbag
01-14-2009, 10:41 PM
I'm really excited to see who this year's Yokozuna will be.

Seriously Kevin, you are gonna be the one that Droz this thread on and on

He's not dead, but he might as well be.

asayresk
01-14-2009, 10:41 PM
This thread is too much for the Hart.

Kevin
01-14-2009, 10:42 PM
Seriously Kevin, you are gonna be the one that Droz this thread on and on

He's not dead, but he might as well be.

His body is.

Fallon
01-14-2009, 10:44 PM
Seriously Kevin, you are gonna be the one that Droz this thread on and on

He's not dead, but he might as well be.

That was a d'low blow.

Annnnnnnd scene!

Snoogans
01-14-2009, 10:44 PM
FUTURE POST

We all did so well for the board tonight, Jon should give us a trip to Chyna

Snoogans
01-14-2009, 10:45 PM
You are all the Vincent J McMahon

Fallon
01-14-2009, 10:46 PM
FUTURE POST

We all did so well for the board tonight, Jon should give us a trip to Chyna

FUTURE POST
We'd need a Tony Atlas to find it.

jauble
01-14-2009, 10:47 PM
FUTURE POST

We all did so well for the board tonight, Jon should give us a trip to Chyna

I heard she calls her giant clit the Golden Warrior.

jauble
01-14-2009, 10:52 PM
Maybe sam might discuss this thread on the next SD show while speaking into an iron mike.

Slumbag
01-14-2009, 10:57 PM
Maybe sam might discuss this thread on the next SD show while speaking into an iron mike.

While wearing his Blue Blazer.

Snoogans
01-14-2009, 11:01 PM
man i dont think we can beat this. Im out for the night. Maybe I come back to goodness

Tall_James
01-15-2009, 03:40 AM
Holy shit! This thread is a Killer Kowalski!

Don Stugots
01-15-2009, 03:43 AM
You guys ripped through this thread like a One Man Gang.

Dirtbag
01-15-2009, 04:06 AM
Looks like the Latino Heat has finally gone out of this thread.

Tall_James
01-15-2009, 04:06 AM
Looks like the Latino Heat has finally gone out of this thread.

Take a chill Pillman.

Snoogans
01-15-2009, 07:31 AM
You guys ripped through this thread like a One Man Gang.

It's those damn FBAers. Always derailing threads and ruinin stuff

Don Stugots
01-15-2009, 07:46 AM
You mean a "run in" don't you?

vjr97
01-15-2009, 08:00 AM
i like the "rings of saturn" better.it was real funny when a while back they had everyone doing that standing leg drop that billy gunn crippled some1 with

MC Pee Pants
01-15-2009, 02:10 PM
i like the "rings of saturn" better.it was real funny when a while back they had everyone doing that standing leg drop that billy gunn crippled some1 with

bummer

asayresk
01-15-2009, 03:31 PM
This thread haas jumped the Shark.

celery
01-15-2009, 04:03 PM
speaking of death, anybody seen Lex Luger lately?

http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1125869268?bctid=7330417001

Puggle_kicker
01-15-2009, 04:11 PM
OH MY GOD, HE BROUGHT A PILLOW INTO THE RING AND THE REF DOESNT SEE IT

:lol:

jauble
01-15-2009, 04:14 PM
Fallon should've locked this in the early hours and put in to some sort of time capsule for all of us to remember what a few motivated, intoxicated posters can do when there is nothing else worth reading.

Chimee
01-15-2009, 04:24 PM
It was a perfect thing for a while there. Fuckin sober posters ruin everything.

Don Stugots
01-15-2009, 04:26 PM
It was a perfect thing for a while there. Fuckin sober posters ruin everything.

dont you mean the Straight "EDGE"es?

asayresk
01-15-2009, 05:05 PM
Fallon should've locked this in the early hours and put in to some sort of time capsule for all of us to remember what a few motivated, intoxicated posters can do when there is nothing else worth reading.

It wouldnt matter, the sober posters would had broken the master lock.

Slumbag
01-15-2009, 06:35 PM
Fallon should've locked this in the early hours and put in to some sort of time capsule for all of us to remember what a few motivated, intoxicated posters can do when there is nothing else worth reading.

It's kind of sad, but this thread may be the greatest thing I have ever been involved with.

DarkHippie
01-15-2009, 06:42 PM
This thread Haas made me crack up though

jauble
01-15-2009, 07:37 PM
It wouldnt matter, the sober posters would had broken the master lock.

You've never met mikey or jon have you?

epo
01-15-2009, 07:47 PM
It's kind of sad, but this thread may be the greatest thing I have ever been involved with.

All of you guys should be proud for working the Moondog Spot.

Fallon
01-15-2009, 08:01 PM
It was a perfect thing for a while there. Fuckin sober posters ruin everything.

Is is bad that I was sober last night?

Slumbag
01-15-2009, 08:02 PM
Is is bad that I was sober last night?

I was at work, sober as a bird.

conman823
01-15-2009, 11:14 PM
I was at work, sober as a bird.

Same with me

Kevin
01-15-2009, 11:27 PM
I was Sober... I am usually drunk Fri Nights..

Tenbatsuzen
01-16-2009, 05:28 AM
IM conversation:

Tenbatsuzen: Holy shit, why didn't you tell me about this thread?
SilentFnBob: IT WASN'T MY FAULT

Tenbatsuzen
01-16-2009, 05:36 AM
http://media.uselessjunk.com/images/stories/benoit_8.jpg

Don Stugots
01-16-2009, 05:58 AM
Is is bad that I was sober last night?


That is bad news brown.

Snoogans
01-16-2009, 11:24 AM
IM conversation:

Tenbatsuzen: Holy shit, why didn't you tell me about this thread?
SilentFnBob: IT WASN'T MY FAULT

yea sorry about that. it was mine. And I wasnt sober.


Fuck it though, it ruled

Don Stugots
01-16-2009, 11:28 AM
ruled much like a King Harley Race.

Snoogans
01-16-2009, 11:29 AM
I was, sadly, almost hoping some wrestler died at like 5am while I was sleepin so Id have a new one in the morning

Heather 8
01-16-2009, 11:45 AM
I was, sadly, almost hoping some wrestler died at like 5am while I was sleepin so Id have a new one in the morning

Actually, an indy wrestler who was in The Wrestler died earlier today. But no WWe guys.

Don Stugots
01-16-2009, 11:48 AM
Actually, an indy wrestler who was in The Wrestler died earlier today. But no WWe guys.

what was his name?

Heather 8
01-16-2009, 11:51 AM
what was his name?

Why, so you can include him? Google it yourself, I'm staying out of this HI-larity. :tongue:

Kevin
01-16-2009, 01:14 PM
I just told my friend Paul about this thread. And he said it was Enormously funny.

Don Stugots
01-16-2009, 01:20 PM
I just told my friend Paul about this thread. And he said it was Enormously funny.

the laughs in this thread can be stacked up to be higher than a Man Mountain Rock.

KojiClutch
01-18-2009, 03:09 PM
FUTURE POST
FUTURE POST
This whole thread has made me sick. I'm gonna go hock a Luger.
FUTURE POST
FUTURE POST

DantheBartender
02-16-2009, 06:39 PM
This was thread was Sensational Sherri till it fell off the tracks.

vjr97
02-16-2009, 06:50 PM
remeber when road warrior hawk fell off the titantron hahahahahahaha or scott hall comming to the ring drunk w/a drink in his hand

Slumbag
02-19-2009, 01:41 AM
Oh yeah, I remember this night.

I was killin' like Verne Gange.
http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=77727

Fallon
03-18-2009, 07:30 PM
I was, sadly, almost hoping some wrestler died at like 5am while I was sleepin so Id have a new one in the morning

Did you have a Test that morning?

Snoogans
03-18-2009, 07:34 PM
I actually thought of this thread and decided I had caused enough damage here. Glad someone else remembered

conman823
03-18-2009, 10:26 PM
What a Test-ament to dead wrestlers this thread has become.

Slumbag
03-23-2009, 02:14 AM
Looks like this motherfucker is Dunn breathing.
http://www.pwnewsnow.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1237789850&archive=&start_from=&ucat=6

tnbt23
04-29-2009, 11:46 AM
Don't Play-Boy, Buddy Rose was the shiznit!!!!

ScottFromGA
04-29-2009, 12:01 PM
We really are just awful

you motherfuckers are going to hell for this thread...

nice work! LOL!

Snoogans
04-29-2009, 04:21 PM
the best part is I started it, and I dont even give a shit about wrestling. Thats the only reason I said that shit to begin with.

If I only knew it would have become the best thread in the history of the internet

DarkHippie
04-29-2009, 04:53 PM
I popped a Test-ee reading this thread.

Scott from the Future
05-23-2009, 03:16 PM
Does Chris Benoit gotta choke a bitch?

Snoogans
06-23-2009, 04:56 PM
see foster

Foster
06-23-2009, 05:01 PM
see foster

no ::sleep:

Snoogans
06-23-2009, 08:54 PM
I just re read this whole thing. MY GOD are we some cold motherfuckers, man

Slumbag
06-23-2009, 08:54 PM
I just re read this whole thing. MY GOD are we some cold motherfuckers, man

I like to give this thread a read every couple of weeks.
Still hilarious.

Snoogans
06-23-2009, 08:55 PM
I like to give this thread a read every couple of weeks.
Still hilarious.

i hadnt read it since that night. I forgot about most of it. I cracked up at the Hell in a hell joke and realized I made it

pussyhound
07-11-2009, 05:53 AM
I'm really disappointed. I've listened to ron and fez for a long time and I finally join this site thinking that the people on here would have a little class. I get on here and you guys are making fun of some situations that are absolutely no laughing matter. I've got to say that finding out that the people I thought I could consider my buddays are completely heartless, well thats a pretty tough brian pill(man) to swallow.

tnbt23
07-11-2009, 08:58 AM
If I was handy with photoshop I would do this but I'm not, so I'm tossing this out there.... How about the "Thriller" video with MJ and the back ground dancers are the dead wrestlers? Just the heads on top of the bodies... eh? eh?:lol:

Kevin
07-11-2009, 09:28 AM
I'm really disappointed. I've listened to ron and fez for a long time and I finally join this site thinking that the people on here would have a little class. I get on here and you guys are making fun of some situations that are absolutely no laughing matter. I've got to say that finding out that the people I thought I could consider my buddays are completely heartless, well thats a pretty tough brian pill(man) to swallow.

Wow, you first made us think you Owened a Hart, but then we found out we fell for your clever rouse.

Snoogans
07-11-2009, 11:52 AM
I'm pretty sure we covered those guys already. CANT WE FIND ANYMORE DEAD WRESTLERS?

pussyhound
07-11-2009, 02:35 PM
I'm pretty sure we covered those guys already. CANT WE FIND ANYMORE DEAD WRESTLERS?

I'll assassinate typhoon and i'm sure they'll just come pourin in.

cougarjake13
07-11-2009, 02:42 PM
I'm pretty sure we covered those guys already. CANT WE FIND ANYMORE DEAD WRESTLERS?

give it a few weeks

pussyhound
07-11-2009, 02:44 PM
Wow, you first made us think you Owened a Hart, but then we found out we fell for your clever rouse.

I wasn't trying to be (rick) rude. It was just a Test. I didn't mean to send an Earthquake in the ronfez.net world but I just wanted to say something sensational (sherri) that would maybe make you realize that you do miss (elizabeth) some of these wrestlers. and I've benoitanting to say that i am glad to be a part of some people that really know their shit about wrestling. I'd go as far was saying they're (mr) perfect as far as wrestling intelligence. and if we were ever floating downstream i'd help everyone of you (eddie guerrer)row your way back to safety. yokozuna

3Setsof10
07-11-2009, 04:13 PM
I wasn't trying to be (rick) rude. It was just a Test. I didn't mean to send an Earthquake in the ronfez.net world but I just wanted to say something sensational (sherri) that would maybe make you realize that you do miss (elizabeth) some of these wrestlers. and I've benoitanting to say that i am glad to be a part of some people that really know their shit about wrestling. I'd go as far was saying they're (mr) perfect as far as wrestling intelligence. and if we were ever floating downstream i'd help everyone of you (eddie guerrer)row your way back to safety. yokozuna

I think the pyramid just fell apart

pussyhound
07-11-2009, 04:26 PM
I think the pyramid just fell apart

i think i just ripped the tits off it

Snoogans
07-11-2009, 05:26 PM
This thread reminds me of Joe Montana. Its was so amazing for so long and now it just fell apart at the end

cougarjake13
07-11-2009, 05:42 PM
we just need some more wrasslers to die

DarkHippie
07-11-2009, 06:39 PM
I wasn't trying to be (rick) rude. It was just a Test. I didn't mean to send an Earthquake in the ronfez.net world but I just wanted to say something sensational (sherri) that would maybe make you realize that you do miss (elizabeth) some of these wrestlers. and I've benoitanting to say that i am glad to be a part of some people that really know their shit about wrestling. I'd go as far was saying they're (mr) perfect as far as wrestling intelligence. and if we were ever floating downstream i'd help everyone of you (eddie guerrer)row your way back to safety. yokozuna

You just Blue Blazered my mind

3Setsof10
07-12-2009, 05:48 AM
i think i just ripped the tits off it

No, I think your comedy attempt just sucked

Fitz27
07-30-2009, 07:18 AM
http://wrestlingfigs.com/images/cs26_shockmaster_moc.jpg

cougarjake13
12-06-2009, 09:12 AM
someone asked him if he could do the eki shuffle and he said theres no fatu chance

Kevin
12-06-2009, 09:14 AM
someone asked him if he could do the eki shuffle and he said theres no fatu chance



Thats fucking terrible.

Snoogans
12-06-2009, 09:19 AM
man why do you guys have to ruin everything great

jauble
12-06-2009, 09:25 AM
This thread should have been locked and preserved as a true comedy pyramid the day after.


and the joke is that Umaga didn't have the heart to wrestle after his trip to Australia.

Kevin
12-06-2009, 09:30 AM
This thread should have been locked and preserved as a true comedy pyramid the day after.


and the joke is that Umaga didn't have the heart to wrestle after his trip to Australia.



You aren't helping...

Kevin
12-06-2009, 09:34 AM
Umaga didnt have the heart to deal with the situation

Snoogans
12-06-2009, 09:35 AM
dont disgrace Jersey Shore by dragging it into this mess

Fallon
12-30-2009, 09:52 AM
Dr. Death finally lives up to his name.

Tazz
08-13-2010, 08:50 PM
I guess Lance cas-Cade-ed into the after life

cougarjake13
08-16-2010, 03:32 PM
I guess Lance cas-Cade-ed into the after life



holy fuck


he so un important no one reported it


cept u

WRESTLINGFAN
03-04-2013, 10:43 AM
Tammy Sytch is still being held on a $100,000 cash bond and has not been able to make bail.

As of Friday, she was being held in a State Prison in Uncasville, CT. She was arraigned back on January 28th for violating a protection order for being in the home of her then fiancé, independent wrestler Damien Darling.

It was the 6th time she had been arrested on the charge.


Lifes a Sytch

Snoogans
03-04-2013, 11:36 AM
Tammy Sytch is still being held on a $100,000 cash bond and has not been able to make bail.

As of Friday, she was being held in a State Prison in Uncasville, CT. She was arraigned back on January 28th for violating a protection order for being in the home of her then fiancé, independent wrestler Damien Darling.

It was the 6th time she had been arrested on the charge.


Lifes a Sytch

this is about dead wrestlers, stupid

WRESTLINGFAN
03-04-2013, 11:37 AM
this is about dead wrestlers, stupid

Open it up for soon to be dead Wrestlers.

spoon
03-04-2013, 01:29 PM
Open it up for soon to be dead Wrestlers.

no

DarkHippie
03-04-2013, 01:36 PM
*waits for Crying Benoit to show up*

spoon
03-04-2013, 01:38 PM
fallon died too

so be prepared for a LONG wait

yet there is a chance for another easter miracle?

DarkHippie
03-04-2013, 01:46 PM
fallon died too

so be prepared for a LONG wait

yet there is a chance for another easter miracle?

You gotta believe.

spoon
03-04-2013, 01:52 PM
You gotta believe.

http://lparchive.org/Make-My-Video/Update%205/2-017-ff.jpg

http://www.deviantart.com/download/339725817/you_gotta_believe_by_bokiller-d5m9i49.jpg

DarkHippie
03-04-2013, 01:59 PM
If Parappa says it, it must be true

Fallon
03-04-2013, 02:15 PM
http://s21.postimage.org/nnqyqbvav/beniot.jpg

DarkHippie
03-04-2013, 02:22 PM
http://s21.postimage.org/nnqyqbvav/beniot.jpg

DarkHippie makes shit happen.

Tenbatsuzen
03-04-2013, 02:24 PM
I'm not sure what that means. Has Tammy gotten so big now she actually dwarfs Benoit? Or was Nash being literal in the term "vanilla midget"?

Fallon
03-04-2013, 02:28 PM
I'm not sure what that means. Has Tammy gotten so big now she actually dwarfs Benoit? Or was Nash being literal in the term "vanilla midget"?

It means I don't have a proper photoshop program anymore.

DarkHippie
03-04-2013, 02:32 PM
It's gotten to the point where I can't even imagine Tammy as a hot chick anymore.

spoon
03-04-2013, 02:37 PM
fallon you dirty lurking mother fucker!

:furious:


and don't bring your garbage with you!

Tenbatsuzen
03-04-2013, 02:46 PM
It means I don't have a proper photoshop program anymore.

GIMP, fool.

cougarjake13
03-04-2013, 04:15 PM
not for nothing



I'd fuck that version too

spoon
03-04-2013, 04:25 PM
not for nothing



I'd fuck that version too

why not just fuck you uncle's shitty hand me down leather couch...at least that doesn't weigh 200 lbs and have 4 stds

cougarjake13
03-04-2013, 04:28 PM
I'm going based on looks wise

obviously the stds and whatnot would put me off

DarkHippie
03-04-2013, 06:33 PM
why not just fuck you uncle's shitty hand me down leather couch...at least that doesn't weigh 200 lbs and have 4 stds

how supple is the leather?

Kevin
03-05-2013, 08:18 PM
Paul couldn't Bare another day of living...

Death was Paul's Barer of bad news

TripleSkeet
03-05-2013, 09:59 PM
Looks like Paul Bearer could use a few of his own this week.

Snoogans
04-11-2014, 11:15 AM
wow its fitting that Paul Bearer was the last guy mentioned in here since he tried to kill Ultimate Warrior before juice did.

I couldnt really think of any puns but a wrestler died so i had to bring up this thread

spoon
04-11-2014, 11:29 AM
you are the bearer of no puns

cougarjake13
04-11-2014, 11:53 AM
So snoogans ultimately failed?

Kevin
04-11-2014, 01:35 PM
His heart was the bearer of the burden and made the Ultimate Sacrifice

sailor
04-11-2014, 05:23 PM
Maybe a dingo ate your warrior?!