What should Fez exchange the Towel Spa for?

[Judge Smails]

I think Ron would love a Big City Slider Maker

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51SnHEpTRpL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

[KingGeno]

Play N' Freeze Ice Cream Maker
http://icecreamrevolution.com/images/main-balls.gif

http://uk.gizmodo.com/ferrari-segway.jpg

[TheO]

http://most-expensive.net/cigar-world

[Snoogans]

Ferrari makes a fuckin Segway?

[mikeyboy]

http://creditcardpundit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/flowbee.jpg

[Freitag]

The Slap Chop.

[Thebazile78]

http://creditcardpundit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/flowbee.jpg

How is that not this:

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(My brother Gerald had a knockoff called the "RoboCut." It was horrible. Although, we did use it to cut both Joey's and the dog's hair on at least one occasion each, so I guess it did its job.)

[IMSlacker]

Pancake Puffs Pan

https://www.pancakepuff.com/flare/sites/130/complete_set.jpg

or, Potty Putter

http://www.loadsmorestuff.com/images/Potty%20Putter%202.jpg

[FunkyDrummer]

http://images.channeladvisor.com/Sell/SSProfiles/73000363/Images/2/fridgeballs.jpg

[Tall_James]

http://bethtastic.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/potato-gloves.jpg

[biggestmexi]

Ferrari makes a fuckin Segway?

They also do a acer laptop and USB flash drives.

[tanless1]

a plantation in cuba.....and a hat.

[Golfman]

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/ill-conceived-toys.php?page=2

[Heather 8]

http://www.shoppershalt.com/images/Products/BeDazzler/Main.gif

[biggestmexi]

http://www.20plus30.com/blog/uploaded_images/jitterbug-709324.jpg

[Thebazile78]

http://www.shoppershalt.com/images/Products/BeDazzler/Main.gif

But, you can't get those in NYC! Tana said she looked ALL OVER New York City and couldn't find a Bedazzler ... see?

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(Of course, Tana is a dope. We don't need Bedazzlers in NYC because we have a crapload of illegals hand-sewing beads and sequins in the Garment District. Oh, and then there's that lady in Montclair who hand-beads all the Broadway show costumes like she's been doing since she was 12 or something ... a fucking Bedazzler is worthless with that kind of labor force!)

[Judge Smails]

http://store.philadelphiaeagles.com/assets/items/41_142.jpg

[Enabler]

http://store.theonion.com/img/uploads/1413

[Judge Smails]

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[PerryWinkle]

$2700


lock it up:thumbup:

[EddieMoscone]

http://store.theonion.com/img/uploads/1413

Come on, this can't be real.

[ShowerBench]

http://bp0.blogger.com/_Xn_O-mM2sFk/R7o0VExct6I/AAAAAAAABME/ZXpZSy-KdVU/s400/tinyviolin.jpg

WORLD'S SMALLEST VIOLIN

[Drunky McBetidont]

Come on, this can't be real.

i want three

http://www.bombayharbor.com/productImage/All_Kinds_Of_USB_Multi_port_Hub__1_1_Or_2_0/All_Kinds_Of_Usb_Multi_Port_Hub_1_1_Or_2_0.jpg

[esdhater]

What Ron asked for, $6300.00.

[GreatAmericanZero]

gotta get the Magic Bullet

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[earlsgmaclit]

Earl's MOM

[LimeJohnny]

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