Who wants Earl's Job?

[TheO]

I posted my shit in the "Earl Takes A Header" thread, and it got me thinking that maybe there should be a thread for anyone wanting to put their name in the running to replace Earl. Maybe if he gets fired everyone could get a shot at a trial run and then the best person could get the gig. Ron, Fez, Dave, and .Net could vote on their favorite candidate and maybe come spring we could we could have a new EP.

so post a mission statement, or resume, or whatever.....,
pitch your shit or pitch shit for someone else,...
........and cross your fingers.

Anyone think, this is an ok idea?

[Knowledged_one]

Not in the least

[TheO]

This is what i posted in the other thread


I want my name in the hat for Earl's gig.... I have the experience, and i'm a decent leader..... and i know the show well enough to jump right in....
i want a trial 2 weeks with half of Earl's pay...., and I want to stay at Fez's or Pepper's Mom's place....

here's my experience

RADIO-

1992-1995- WVGO- High School Internship
I knew a guy who worked at the station who got me in as a paid intern.
i got minimum wage for 35 hours a week, but could stay as much as i wanted (unpaid) after that, which was about 60 hours a week total. i was home schooled so i would often stay for the evening shift into overnights and would then board op the morning shift.

1995/97- WBZU -
production
promotions
board op mornings
on air midday co-host
on air weekend overnight

1998/99- WRXL - Internship - Jeff & Jeff Morning Show
cut and edit audio
screen calls
schedule guests
pre-interview guests
board op
remote setup
misc duties and tasks as instructed

1999/02- Fill in Producer- Eric E Stanley's BeBop Boogie and Blues Revue (various stations)
cut and edit audio
board op

1999/2005- WXGI
producer for various call in talk programing
on air shifts as needed
board op for special live events
sales
production
promotions
engineering
various misc duties

2004/05- WRVQ- Q Morning Zoo
On Air - 4th mic/Comedic Relief for 2 dudes and a hole
on air - remotes (Bar nights and such)
weekend shifts as needed
production

TELEVISION-

1999- WTVR/CBS- The Late Night Action Movie
wrote and co-hosted segments that played during bad, late night movies on the weekend

2000/07- Comcast Public Access- The Worst Television Show Ever
wrote, edited, hosted, produced, promoted, booked guests, and everything else..., my own weekly public access talk show....
and built up quite a cult following of rednecks and dark t-shirt wearing youth

STAND UP COMEDY-

2003-2005- Various Open Mics
Bombed a million times, only made crowd really laugh once (had a meltdown on stage).... which was my last time

FILM-
I have assisted on many student and amateur films, in various roles
sound
lights
sfx
asst. director
writing (well peppering scripts with flavor)

and i have written my own movie, which i hope to shoot in the next year, called
DEMONIC ABORTED SEWER FECAL FETUSES REVENGE


i love the show, i know the business, and i can be benificial......
2 week paid (by Earl) trial run.......

no suits or corporate bs paperwork.....


I can start ASAP

[Tallman388]

no

[Human Resources]

Dear Mr. O:
We appreciate your interest in the position of executive faildozer for the Ron and Fez show.
Unfortunately, we have no posted vacancies at the present. Please forward any other unsolicited resumes to this address (http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/adg/988382337.html).
Thank you.

[TheO]

Fine, i suck....
t'was just a thought

[Foster]

fuckin HR, always screwing with people

[SinA]

impressive resume, but it doesn't say anywhere in your experiences that you're black, so...

sorry.

[Devo37]

i had a show on my college radio station (which could only be heard within about 500 feet of the studio).

i'm also very good at ducking responsibility and pretending to be busy.

[Gvac]

How much does the job pay? Also, I can be a first class prick. I'll need something in the contract stating I can slap around employees who are dogging it.

I'm old school.

[Tenbatsuzen]

How much does the job pay?

According to Earl, 40K.

So 55K.

[lleeder]

I own a radio so I feel qualified.

[TheO]

According to Earl, 40K.

So 55K.

...depending on your race.

[lleeder]

...depending on your race.

With that attitude your at the top of 202's list.

[Gvac]

According to Earl, 40K.

So 55K.

40K? Impossible!

And he was taking the crew out to expensive dinners?

What does he pay for rent, 100 bucks a month?

[Sheeplovr]

According to Earl, 40K.

So 55K.

oh yeah that conversation happend on mics

god that day is so blurry

[lleeder]

40K? Impossible!

And he was taking the crew out to expensive dinners?

What does he pay for rent, 100 bucks a month?

He owns one set of clothes and lives on a diet of crackers and ginger ale.

[Tenbatsuzen]

40K? Impossible!

And he was taking the crew out to expensive dinners?

What does he pay for rent, 100 bucks a month?

According to Earl, 1300 a month.

ESD says Earl makes closer to 62.5.

Remember, Earl doesn't have any kids, or loans, or anything to payoff. It's just Earl.

I can see the range for a EP on satellite radio to make in the range between 40-60K.

[epo]

...depending on your race.

http://www.feministezine.com/feminist/music/images/Ani-DiFranco.jpg

[lleeder]

I like how we're so nosey we need to speculate on what the producer of the show we listen to makes. I wonder if other fan sites of other types of shows discuss salaries.

[Gvac]

According to Earl, 1300 a month.

ESD says Earl makes closer to 62.5.

Remember, Earl doesn't have any kids, or loans, or anything to payoff. It's just Earl.

I can see the range for a EP on satellite radio to make in the range between 40-60K.

Forget it then.

I'm out.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Forget it then.

I'm out.

that's why I've been pretty silent on the topic as well

[Osty]

Whoa I caught the trick question. Job? Earl doesnt work.

[jclassic]

I don't have the self-esteem to be at the shooting range like Steve C, ERock, and Earl. Much rather lay low like Travis or the other producer Tim on OnA? Hicks, Sam, Dave, Danny, and volunteer Mooch seem to be pretty bulletproof but that takes a lot.


Then again, 60k a year would be nice.

[epo]

I don't have the self-esteem to be at the shooting range like Steve C, ERock, and Earl. Much rather lay low like Travis or the other producer Tim on OnA? Hicks, Sam, Dave, Danny, and volunteer Mooch seem to be pretty bulletproof but that takes a lot.

Then again, 60k a year would be nice.

In NYC? That ain't shit.

[Serpico1103]

In NYC? That ain't shit.

What do you mean. It pays for a moldy studio in Queens, with nothing left over for a car, dates, cable, clothes, or the internet.
Ahh, the high life.

[Lennox]

Nobody likes a vulture.

[jclassic]

In NYC? That ain't shit.

I won't lie. I'm small time RI. Things are expensive compared to the midwest still but 60k here, I'd live pretty damn comfortably. I'm at 45k, I'm already living comfortably... within my means and with a budget but comfortably.

[led37zep]

i had a show on my college radio station (which could only be heard within about 500 feet of the studio).

i'm also very good at ducking responsibility and pretending to be busy.



I worked in radio for two months in Eugene, Oregon....so we've both tasted success. Lets stay humble.

[Biking Mexican]

I'll take that job. "Ron and Fez peas hold... oh Radio Shark I'll put you right through." Free CAT scan on company time, and I can call Ron during bad 80's movies. Who would'nt want that job.

[Serpico1103]

I'll take that job. "Ron and Fez peas hold... oh Radio Shark I'll put you right through." Free CAT scan on company time, and I can call Ron during bad 80's movies. Who would'nt want that job.

How are you with befuddling vagaries and "taking full responsibility?"

[Mullenax]

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[jclassic]

Why would anybody get behind a listener not named Mooch at this point? And isn't monster.com or careerbuilder.com a quicker in? Or the Pat Duffy method even.

[mr. jefferson]

I've listened to that Elvis Costello song and I've seen Cuba Gooding Jr. act like a retard so I feel I'm just as qualified as anyone.

[Boogie in Va]

Someone should befriend Earl and start to hang out with him on a daily basis. Get in to his mind. Find out how much time he really spends at home compared to the station. Learn the "real" Earl then out him on here.

[KingModem]

Me

[ToiletCrusher]

I already do less work than earl and make less. So, I guess I am a good candidate.

[Serpico1103]

I already do less work than earl and make less. So, I guess I am a good candidate.

Make less? You are aware of the minimum wage laws, aren't you?
Typing that post was a days work for Earl.

[ToiletCrusher]

Make less? You are aware of the minimum wage laws, aren't you?
Typing that post was a days work for Earl.

fuck.