Laptop Heat and Its Impact On Your Crotch

[lleeder]

Is it bad to keep a laptop on your lap? Will the heat render your sperm ineffective? Will the heat ruin your vagina? What's the impact if any?

[IMSlacker]

This should be a question for Dr. Steve.

[yojimbo7248]

Is it bad to keep a laptop on your lap? Will the heat render your sperm ineffective? Will the heat ruin your vagina? What's the impact if any?

All I know is it feels gooood.

[disneyspy]

how did this kid not win poster of the year?

[OGC]

I tell all my ho's that I am sterile due to years of laptop use. You should see all the pussy I get with that story.

[Contra]

I have a feeling the girls enjoy it more then the guys do

[WampusCrandle]

i personally love to burn my taint via keeping my labtop on it

[Snoogans]

I have a feeling the girls enjoy it more then the guys do

who doesnt love havin a nice warm cock?

[disneyspy]

who doesnt love havin a nice warm cock?

certainly not you

[happytypinggirl]

the tops of my thighs are developing scars.

[Gvac]

the tops of my thighs are developing scars.

Hot.

[PerryWinkle]

the tops of my thighs are developing scars.

mmm....stop it with the sexy talk

[RoseBlood]

Is it bad to keep a laptop on your lap? Will the heat ruin your vagina?
I hope not, if so I'm doomed.

[instrument]

Everytime there's a battery recall there's tons of stories about this...

Sometimes these posts really should be google searches.

[Snoogans]

Im sure there has to be some type of negative, since laptops do give off radiation, though Im sure whatever it is is somewhere along the lines of what a cell phone gives off

[PerryWinkle]

I hope not, if so I'm doomed.

so young and she just threw it all away:nono:

[RoseBlood]

I hope laptop lap pads offer some protection.. although I don't always use mine.

[Snoogans]

I hope laptop lap pads offer some protection.. although I don't always use mine.
are the pads made of lead?

[lleeder]

I hope laptop lap pads offer some protection.. although I don't always use mine.

Try the laptop tampons.

[RoseBlood]

so young and she just threw it all away:nono:
i hate fried eggs

are the pads made of lead?
:sad:

[PerryWinkle]

i hate fried eggs



Gross, very gross, but funny:thumbup:

[DonInNC]

Anytime I've tried to use a laptop on my lap, I've gotten a dull, sick feeling from my groin to my stomach. Kind of like being kicked in the nuts but gradual. And it's not been just one laptop, but several. I'm surprised more people don't experience this.

[PerryWinkle]

Anytime I've tried to use a laptop on my lap, I've gotten a dull, sick feeling from my groin to my stomach. Kind of like being kicked in the nuts but gradual. And it's not been just one laptop, but several. I'm surprised more people don't experience this.

put some pants on and stop sticking your dick in the cd drive

[happytypinggirl]

Hot.

mmm....stop it with the sexy talk

how did i not see this coming? but seriously. too much time with the laptop on the lap and i actually get burnmarks that dont go away competely. i need a better system.

[PerryWinkle]

how did i not see this coming? but seriously. too much time with the laptop on the lap and i actually get burnmarks that dont go away competely. i need a better system.

you seriously have burn marks on your legs? i think we need proof:innocent:

[celery]

This sounds like it could be the title of a term paper.

[Mullenax]

Maybe try this?
It's as seen on TV! Cools laps and prevents back hunching. The full commercial shows its plastic-to-leg contact.<p>
<img src= "http://www.isawitontv.info/images/portabook2.jpg">

[jennysmurf]

Maybe try this?
It's as seen on TV! Cools laps and prevents back hunching. The full commercial shows its plastic-to-leg contact.<p>
<img src= "http://www.isawitontv.info/images/portabook2.jpg">

I don't know about you, but I always sit like that when I'm on my laptop.

[Coach]

I know that one of the "Lone Gunmen" (the long haired one) from X files invented a coolent pad for laptops in real life. I think he got Invention of the year for it.

[Snoogans]

i dont think the heat is really what matters. Its the radiation that causes all that. If you put something to cool it but it isnt lead or whatever, it still wouldnt block harmful effects. It would just make it less hot

[Coach]

i dont think the heat is really what matters. Its the radiation that causes all that. If you put something to cool it but it isnt lead or whatever, it still wouldnt block harmful effects. It would just make it less hot How many rads do you think your laptop is putting out? You don't have a nuclear reactor in the thing! If you are using the wifi..it puts out about the same as a cell phone.
Heat on Nads= not good...that's why they are outside the body.
Heat on the ovaries is ok..that's why they are on the inside of the body. Besides..the heat from your laptop won't reach your ovaries..it dispurses through your body through blood profusion before it gets there.The added heat to the Vag might be an issue with yeast infections or UTIs

[Howard Stern]

I know that one of the "Lone Gunmen" (the long haired one) from X files invented a coolent pad for laptops in real life. I think he got Invention of the year for it.

that cooling pad just helps keep the laptop from building up heat, which in turns, cooks the inside of the unit. doesnt protect ya junk.

and if that is the invention of the year, im putting down my mic and will throw myself off the GWB.

[KatPw]

the tops of my thighs are developing scars.

Are you serious? If so, that's pretty messed up. I don't have a laptop, but I didn't think they would get that hot.