A Tale of Two Peanut Butter Cups

[King Hippos Bandaid]

most humans can agree that the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup is heaven on Earth

now this is only a 1/2 truth in my opinion

A: Perfection, soft milk chocolate which you barely taste and you enjoy the best peanut butter in the world http://www.sugarstand.com/images/sc/sc0080c.jpg



B: Overrated Crap: They are not soft and have way too much chocolate (which exposes how awful the chocolate tastes like), barely any peanut butter, I hate them

http://www.cookbookpeople.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/reeses-peanut-butter-cup-cupcakes.jpg



your opinion please

this is not a poll, only the spawn of Hitler would like option B Better


We can rant how bad option B is or say how great Option A is

[mikeyboy]

If Hippo is telling the tale of two peanut butter cups, I'll bet it's a really short story.

[Knowledged_one]

Sometimes less is more

[Snoogans]

what he didnt tell you is there was 100 peanut butter cups when he started typing this thread, but by the end there was only 2 left

[midwestjeff]

If Hippo is telling the tale of two peanut butter cups, I'll bet it's a really short story.

True, but it is also guaranteed to be a trilogy.

[~Katja~]

only the spawn of Hitler would like option B Better




not true, the spawn of Hitler does not know or like peanut butter at all, even less in a cup of chocolate.

[RoseBlood]

How many of you saw the title of this thread and knew immediately who started it?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I wish I had 100 peanut butter cups, fucking starving

less attacks and more about the subject matter people



Im Fat, we get it (no mod quote) or is that reverse psychology

[RoseBlood]

less attacks and more about the subject matter people
Im Fat, we get it (no mod quote) or is that reverse psychology

I was referring to the wonderfly fantastical worded title.
*edit* i would never make fun of your girthness Hippo.. you're talking to an ex-fatty here.

[Snoogans]

I was referring to the wonderfly fantastical worded title.
*edit* i would never make fun of your girthness Hippo.. you're talking to an ex-fatty here.

I was actually the one calling him fat, Rose

[RoseBlood]

I was actually the one calling him fat, Rose

I know.. I'm sorry Hippo, I laugh at his jokes. The breaking the sidewalk jab was gold.

[smiler grogan]

love a ReeCee cup as Mr. B says it but my favorite is the Easter eggs they put out conveniently enough around Easter.

[Snoogans]

I know.. I'm sorry Hippo, I laugh at his jokes. The breaking the sidewalk jab was gold.

apparently all of the jokes i make sound stupid to him over the sound of chewing

[sailor]

you're talking to an ex-fatty here.

that's why he hates you. that and your womanly bits.

[Snoogans]

that's why he hates you. that and your womanly bits.

Hippos has womanly tits, does that count?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

love a ReeCee cup as Mr. B says it but my favorite is the Easter eggs they put out conveniently enough around Easter.

those rock, I wont hate, but too much chocolate

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I was referring to the wonderfly fantastical worded title.
*edit* i would never make fun of your girthness Hippo.. you're talking to an ex-fatty here.

oh I was attacking snoogans , jeff and mikeyboy

I posted this before even reading the post



Rose I would never attack you, unless u wanted it

oops too much

[TheMojoPin]

Suck on that poll, suckah.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

you're my favorite mod , why hurt me

[RoseBlood]

Anyone who doesn't vote "Hippo" as their favorite blob of fat is stupid.
If you were shipwrecked on a deserted island, you think reeses pb cups will keep you alive?
Of course not, but Hippo will keep you and the entire cabin crew alive.

[midwestjeff]

Anyone who doesn't vote "Hippo" as their favorite blob of fat is stupid.
If you were shipwrecked on a deserted island, you think reeses pb cups will keep you alive?

No, but they'd make better conversation.

[TheMojoPin]

you're my favorite mod , why hurt me

Because you're purposely avoiding obvious polls.

You're like the anti-lleeder.

[biozombie]

goddamnit, i like the little cups & I'm not ashamed to admit it.

[sailor]

love the a-cups

[RoseBlood]

Hey KHB (i'm calling you KHB now cause calling you Hippo is kinda inflammatory given your well yanno..)

I really wish for you to write a childrens book one day with this threads title and you can read it to your children every night over peanut butter cups. Stories like that just warm my heart.

[lleeder]

Mini peanut butter cups are for ice cream and for putting in a glass of milk when you've run out of chocolate syrup. What about the Big Cup?

[instrument]

for a while they made those reeses with either more chocolate or more peanut butter than the normal ones.

the peanut butter ones were delicious.

UGH

[sailor]

Hey KHB (i'm calling you KHB now cause calling you Hippo is kinda inflammatory given your well yanno..)

I really wish for you to write a childrens book one day with this threads title and you can read it to your children every night over peanut butter cups. Stories like that just warm my heart.

don't you think voting him your favorite "blob of fat" is meaner than just about anything you could call him?

[OGC]

.... What about the Big Cup?


FTW !!

http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/1/7/0/3/5/8/webimg/23475084_tp.jpg

Your poll is flawed

[Marc with a c]

hippo's fat.

[RoseBlood]

don't you think voting him your favorite "blob of fat" is meaner than just about anything you could call him?

No, he made the poll options.

[IMSlacker]

No, he made the poll options.

I think Mojo added the poll.

[RoseBlood]

I think Mojo added the poll.
Oh, I didn't know. I always assume the thread starter makes the poll options.
This is just another example of Mojo abusing his powers.

[hedges]

I go for the big Reese's Cup. They taste better and are easier to open. The foil ruins it on the small Reese's.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Mojo added it on


as for Marc, Im not fat im big boned


Id try to break up wth you Marc, but I know I cant guilt you back in

[Gvac]

Of course the full sized Reese's are better.

Anyone who voted for the minis is either a chick or a homo.

[mikeyboy]

Oh, I didn't know. I always assume the thread starter makes the poll options.
This is just another example of Mojo abusing his powers.

There are examples where he doesn't?

[IMSlacker]

The full sized one's are definitely better, but the mini ones work better in x-mas stockings. The big ones would get all mushed up.

[IMSlacker]

This is just another example of Mojo abusing his powers.

Mojo's shameless abuse of power is his best attribute.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

wow a record, it usually takes 250 posts calling me fat before we discuss the subject at hand

mini peanut butter cups at Halloween is an instant egging

[Dash77]

Peanut butter cups are the best candy ever !!!

[lleeder]

wow a record, it usually takes 250 posts calling me fat before we discuss the subject at hand

mini peanut butter cups at Halloween is an instant egging

Its better than half the other shit candy people can give you.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Its better than half the other shit candy people can give you.


true

I may have over reacted, they sure kick the ass of Candy Corn

[GreatAmericanZero]

i voted regular, but i think the best is the giant ones that only have 1 in the wrapper.

[RoseBlood]

Mojo's shameless abuse of power is his best attribute.

True, it is why we love him.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

i voted regular, but i think the best is the giant ones that only have 1 in the wrapper.



true, those rock, but this was more a shot at the minis

[Mullenax]

Mini has a better ratio of goodness to greatness, somehow.
Big cups hurt my teeth.

[GreatAmericanZero]

true, those rock, but this was more a shot at the minis

i dont think theres any food that i prefer the mini version to the regular or bigger sized version

[mikeyboy]

i dont think theres any food that i prefer the mini version to the regular or bigger sized version

What about Pixie Stix? Did you ever dump too much of one of those grande plastic sticks down your throat as a kid and start coughing up candy powder?

[sailor]

i dont think theres any food that i prefer the mini version to the regular or bigger sized version

http://randommel.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/orangewheet.jpg

http://www.masskonfuzion.com/images/wordpress/FrostedMiniWheats_Cereal.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

Mojo's shameless abuse of power is his best attribute.

I love my darling Hippo.

I may bust his jowels, but I'd take a bullet for him.

[midwestjeff]

I may bust his jowels, but I'd take a bullet for him.

You sure about that Mojo?

Have you ever seen an elephant gun?




Alright, I have exceeded my hippo joke quota for the day.
Sorry.
Night Sam. Night Ralph.

[GreatAmericanZero]

What about Pixie Stix? Did you ever dump too much of one of those grande plastic sticks down your throat as a kid and start coughing up candy powder?

see i don't like pixie sticks in any form (i didnt even know there were different sizes)

im really thinking, i dont think theres any instance i prefer mini food

[lleeder]

I love the regular one when you take the first bite and the next bite has that softness too it. It can't be described correctly but its amazing. Hippo knows what I mean.

[PapaBear]

Refrigerated minis for me, please. When I need a more serious peanut butter fix, I'll occasionally go for the egg shaped one. But NOT the extra large egg shaped one!

[Fallon]

I bought a bag of the normal size ones today. The mini ones suck.

FTW !!

http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/1/7/0/3/5/8/webimg/23475084_tp.jpg

Your poll is flawed

Hell yeah!

[PapaBear]

I also like the big cups with peanuts.

[lleeder]

I also like the big cups with peanuts.

I can't handle so many nuts in my mouth at once.

[Ritalin]

love the a-cups

Yeah, instead of those huge round dark National Geographic candies.

[PapaBear]

I can't handle so many nuts in my mouth at once.
It's no fun when you TRY to get a mod quote.

[Mullenax]

i dont think theres any food that i prefer the mini version to the regular or bigger sized version

My view may be unpopular, but...
Mini reeses.
Silver dollar pancakes.
Mini bagels.
Personal pan pizzas.
White Castle?
I have a single serving appetite.

[Fallon]

It's no fun when you TRY to get a mod quote.

Tru dat.

[PapaBear]

Tru dat.
See, lleeder? I wasn't trying.

[Ritalin]

That last exchange was funnier than BIG GOAT BALLS IN LLEEDER'S MOUTH.

[A.J.]

http://www.cookbookpeople.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/reeses-peanut-butter-cup-cupcakes.jpg

Acceptable in ice cream.

http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/ben--jerrys-peanut-butter-cup-14879.jpg

[ecobag2]

Hippo: did you just do a self effacing comedy poll?

And mini reeses kick ass b/c they come in a bag - and you can eat the whole bag if you choose.

[Snoogans]

fuck all this nonsense. EAT THESE:

http://www.candyxpress.com/productimages/candyandcandybars/Reeses%20Pieces%2036%20count.jpg

[Snoogans]

Hippo: did you just do a self effacing comedy poll?

And mini reeses kick ass b/c they come in a bag - and you can eat the whole bag if you choose.

mojo added the poll

[RoseBlood]

fuck all this nonsense. EAT THESE:

http://www.candyxpress.com/productimages/candyandcandybars/Reeses%20Pieces%2036%20count.jpg

HORRIBLE

[Coach]

Not sure if every one has heard of Mallow Cups..but they make a peanutbutter cup that is AMAZING!: Butterscotch & Peanutbutter..I think it is called a Peanutbutter Smoothie.

[Snoogans]

HORRIBLE

The mountain of disappointment you are causing me to have for you today is gettin ever higher.

Although I should expect no less from the same SAVAGE who claimed she would take a york over a reese's any day.

[Snoogans]

Not sure if every one has heard of Mallow Cups..but they make a peanutbutter cup that is AMAZING!: Butterscotch & Peanutbutter..I think it is called a Peanutbutter Smoothie.

thats called gross

[PapaBear]

fuck all this nonsense. EAT THESE:

http://www.candyxpress.com/productimages/candyandcandybars/Reeses%20Pieces%2036%20count.jpg

Sitting in front of me right now is a bowl with a mixture of M&M's peanut butter and M&M's dark chocolate. Very nice.

[Snoogans]

Sitting in front of me right now is a bowl with a mixture of M&M's peanut butter and M&M's dark chocolate. Very nice.

M&M peanut butter ARENT REESE'S PIECES. Not even close. This is like when awful Tenbatz tried to say the supermarket sells this thing that is "just like a McRib" FUCK THAT SHIT. ITS NOT EVEN CLOSE

[PapaBear]

M&M peanut butter ARENT REESE'S PIECES. Not even close. This is like when awful Tenbatz tried to say the supermarket sells this thing that is "just like a McRib" FUCK THAT SHIT. ITS NOT EVEN CLOSE
They're better. They're all bulbous and shit.

[Snoogans]

They're better. They're all bulbous and shit.

LIES. THE ONLY CANDY THATS EVER BEEN BETTER THEN REESE'S PIECES ARE ROLO'S

[PapaBear]

LIES. THE ONLY CANDY THATS EVER BEEN BETTER THEN REESE'S PIECES ARE ROLO'S
I bet you like ribbon candy, too. When does your knitting round meet?

[Snoogans]

I bet you like ribbon candy, too. When does your knitting round meet?

what is ribbon candy?

[hammersavage]

http://thedenvertraveler.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/aribboncandy.jpg

[Snoogans]

eww that shit looks awful. id rather eat a fuckin airhead

[PapaBear]

Back to the cups. When my sister owned a biker bar, she gave refrigerated Reese's Cups to the drunks as they left the bar. A damn fine bar maid, was she.

[ecobag2]

LIES. THE ONLY CANDY THATS EVER BEEN BETTER THEN REESE'S PIECES ARE ROLO'S

Love a Rolo - bang for your buck in a Rolo pack.

[Slumbag]

http://thedenvertraveler.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/aribboncandy.jpg

I had Ribbon Candy for the first time over Christmas.
It fucking stinks.

And chocolate Riesens. That's the jam.

[Coach]

thats called gross
Don't Knock it until you tried it.
Says I to the Confectionary omidon who never heard of ribbon candy..I bet you never heard of candy buttons either...........

[Coach]

I had Ribbon Candy for the first time over Christmas.
It fucking stinks.

And chocolate Riesens. That's the jam.
I swear we still have a bowl of ribbon candy from my grandmother..who died in 1982.
Comes out only at xmas.

[hammersavage]

Back to the cups. When my sister owned a biker bar, she gave refrigerated Reese's Cups to the drunks as they left the bar. A damn fine bar maid, was she.

I wish I hung out at biker bars. They sound like a hoot!

[PapaBear]

I wish I hung out at biker bars. They sound like a hoot!
Gotta do what you can to hide the cheap liquor smell from THE MAN.

[Snoogans]

Don't Knock it until you tried it.
Says I to the Confectionary omidon who never heard of ribbon candy..I bet you never heard of candy buttons either...........

you mean the little half sphere candies that come stuck to a white piece of cardboard?

[Coach]

you mean the little half sphere candies that come stuck to a white piece of cardboard?
Well the shit ones that come on a yard of paper. But at least you heard of them.

[Snoogans]

Well the shit ones that come on a yard of paper. But at least you heard of them.

yea I have seen them before. When I was in school, girls used to eat them

[Coach]

yea I have seen them before. When I was in school, girls used to eat them
training for the pill.

[RoseBlood]

I bet you never heard of candy buttons either...........

you mean the little half sphere candies that come stuck to a white piece of cardboard?

Well the shit ones that come on a yard of paper. But at least you heard of them.

yea I have seen them before. When I was in school, girls used to eat them

and wound up ingesting more paper than actual candy.

[TheMojoPin]

Who the fuck is evil enough to hate Reese's Pieces?!?

THAT SHIT GAVE E.T. THE WILL TO LIVE.