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GreatAmericanZero
01-10-2009, 08:30 AM
for real, there is nothing worse than a movie about a wedding. Like comedies about people getting married, American Pie 3 and what not. I hate them all! They are always so embarrassing and unfunny and the same. Remember that Greek movie? What shit!


And do NOT throw "The Deer Hunter" at me for being a wedding film, it is not, just a portion of the beginning is at a wedding (I've even had people throw "The Godfather" at me like its a wedding film, no fucking way)

my question is...is there any good Wedding movie? I didnt see the "Rachel getting married" movie and i know people like that, but people liked "The Wedding Crashers" too and that was terrible

RAAMONE
01-10-2009, 08:33 AM
it may be a stupid movie but you really didnt think wedding crashers was funny?

Contra
01-10-2009, 08:35 AM
Well considering the fact that I liked Wedding Crashers, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, and American Pie 3, I don't think I can help you out on this one. Although that Bride Wars movie looks horrendous!

sailor
01-10-2009, 08:36 AM
the greek wedding movie was ok.

GreatAmericanZero
01-10-2009, 08:39 AM
it may be a stupid movie but you really didnt think wedding crashers was funny?

to me, it was like watching any run-of-the-mill chick flick. its the same thing as "how to lose a guy in 10 days"



the greek wedding movie was ok.

just thinking back to that movie makes me feel genuine physical pain

meanmrbill
01-10-2009, 08:39 AM
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g174/meanmrbill/bride.jpg

Snoogans
01-10-2009, 08:40 AM
American Pie 3 actually i found to be the funniest of the 3 movies

Don Stugots
01-10-2009, 08:41 AM
wedding crashers and the wedding singer.



lleeder blows hamsters

sailor
01-10-2009, 08:41 AM
four weddings and a funeral

and i thought ap3 was the worst by far.

disneyspy
01-10-2009, 08:43 AM
American Pie 3 actually i found to be the funniest of the 3 movies

that was filmed down the road from me,so its my favorite of the 3

Snoogans
01-10-2009, 08:46 AM
four weddings and a funeral

and i thought ap3 was the worst by far.

thats cause you suck donkey dick

RAAMONE
01-10-2009, 08:52 AM
whats with all the animal dick sucking on the board lately

Snoogans
01-10-2009, 08:53 AM
whats with all the animal dick sucking on the board lately

its from AP3

RAAMONE
01-10-2009, 08:55 AM
its from AP3

oh yeah...i forgot jim does suck donkey dick

razorboy
01-10-2009, 08:56 AM
four weddings and a funeral.

Yep.

sailor
01-10-2009, 09:00 AM
Yep.

i got so choked up when that faggot died.

what about father of the bride (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0042451/)?

MHasegawa
01-10-2009, 09:03 AM
its from AP3

you can blow me after practice, im workin here!

pennington
01-10-2009, 09:09 AM
four weddings and a funeral

"But that's five of the same thing, Peg."

http://www.unclebarky.com/list_files/page9_blog_entry25_10.jpg

Snoogans
01-10-2009, 09:09 AM
"But that's four of the same thing, Peg."

http://www.unclebarky.com/list_files/page9_blog_entry25_10.jpg

5

sailor
01-10-2009, 09:16 AM
5

:lol:

pennington
01-10-2009, 09:44 AM
5

Wow, you're fast. I spotted that as soon as I submitted it and fixed it right away, it couldn't have been up for more than 10 seconds.

Contra
01-10-2009, 10:25 AM
GAZ please name for me another chick flick with as much nudity as wedding crashers.

Snoogans
01-10-2009, 10:26 AM
GAZ please name for me another chick flick with as much nudity as wedding crashers.



Showgirls

disneyspy
01-10-2009, 10:29 AM
once again you're clueless,the graduate

GreatAmericanZero
01-10-2009, 10:44 AM
GAZ please name for me another chick flick with as much nudity as wedding crashers.

Titanic had nudity in it. But in "Wedding Crashers" it was just random tits. I am sick of random tits. I want to see the tits of the lead actress. They didn't show Isla Fisher's tits. I could get random girl tits everywhere these days. I'm only impressed with famous tits in the movies these days


once again you're clueless,the graduate

not a real "wedding movie". i'm talking about movies that are entirely about weddings, from beginning to end. not movies that have weddings in it. "Norbit" ends with a wedding too, but thats not a wedding movie

Kublakhan61
01-10-2009, 04:59 PM
Very Bad Things

paulisded
01-10-2009, 05:06 PM
Very Bad Things

And we have a winner!!!

But that, along with a few others mentioned that were ok, doesn't dilute Gaz's point. Wedding movies are generally the worst movies ever. They all have the same plots; they all end the same. There's no reason for anybody, even those with vaginas, to waste their time and money on them.

Kublakhan61
01-10-2009, 05:10 PM
And we have a winner!!!

But that, along with a few others mentioned that were ok, doesn't dilute Gaz's point. Wedding movies are generally the worst movies ever. They all have the same plots; they all end the same. There's no reason for anybody, even those with vaginas, to waste their time and money on them.

I am in complete agreement. Wedding movies are generally complete shit - it took me all day to think of one good one. Fortunately I was at a wake, so no real time was wasted.

Friday
01-10-2009, 05:11 PM
i like "the wedding date" ... but i am a faggy girl.


ooh and Big Fat Greek Wedding was great.

hilarity:

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sailor
01-10-2009, 05:32 PM
i like "the wedding date" ... but i am a faggy girl.


ooh and Big Fat Greek Wedding was great.

hilarity:

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it's funny, i was just going to say that's the one scene in the movie that pisses me off. biopsy is a fuckin' greek word!! she isn't familiar with a psi?

GreatAmericanZero
01-12-2009, 01:30 PM
im watching the awful "at the movies" (the show that used to be siskel & ebert) and the guy who isnt that bad put "Rachel Getting Married" as one of his worst of the year! i dont think ill like this movie

the other guy, the casey affleck looking guy loved that movie, but he sucks anyway

furie
01-12-2009, 02:39 PM
i've never seen mine

lleeder
01-12-2009, 02:40 PM
At least they're consistent with the subject matter.

Hottub
01-12-2009, 02:44 PM
Wow. Gaz missed the mark. Again.

http://www.videodetective.com/photos/003/000161_17.jpg

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080219/Oscars/Maureen-OHara-Quiet-Man_l.jpg


http://theroadshowversion.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/married.jpg

JAndreaNineSixorz
01-12-2009, 02:48 PM
I thought Wedding Crashers was unbearable... It definitely was trying too hard to be "over the top."

I do, however, like The Wedding Singer, and one of my guiltiest pleasures ever is The Wedding Planner.

Additionally, I hate weddings.

lleeder
01-12-2009, 03:00 PM
I thought Wedding Crashers was unbearable... It definitely was trying too hard to be "over the top."

I do, however, like The Wedding Singer, and one of my guiltiest pleasures ever is The Wedding Planner.

Additionally, I hate weddings.

What about The Wedding Soup? Its about a loser that sits home and makes soup. No I'm sorry that was The Pasta Fagioli. Still a good movie.

FunkyDrummer
01-12-2009, 04:27 PM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/IMAGES/137/039_500597.jpg

Yes, it's gay, but I go back with Indian movies.

JAndreaNineSixorz
01-12-2009, 05:04 PM
What about The Wedding Soup? Its about a loser that sits home and makes soup. No I'm sorry that was The Pasta Fagioli. Still a good movie.

Lol, you said fag.