Tell me Everything

[PrivatePyle]

Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Remember Sammy Jankis

Hey, who stepped on the duck?

[furie]

do the truffle-shuffle!!!

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[IkeaBoy]

one time i peed in the holy water and the priest blessed himself for like a week with it and then I took a piece of ham from the priest's ham sandwich and I put it between my ass cheeks and then put it back in his sandwich and watched him eat it

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"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- <a href="http://www.capalert.com">CAPALERT</a> Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style

[playful]

Isn't that from The Goonies?

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[IkeaBoy]

the first part, yes

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"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- <a href="http://www.capalert.com">CAPALERT</a> Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style

[Sheeplovr]

why is this in entertainment?

number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS

[impactplayer2k1]

Anyone who can recite lines from the goonies is a form of entertainment.

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