Candidates for the worst movie ever made

[IamFogHat]

I rewatched a bit of Hook tonight, a film I haven't seen in a few years, and I have to say, considering Spielberg directed it and the material it's based on and I thought the premise was actually pretty cool, it may be one of the top worst movies ever made.

Now, this thread is not for movies that are so bad they're good, it's just movies that are so bad they're bad.
Whatcha got?

[weekapaugjz]

the black dahlia. worst movie i think i have ever seen.

[Hosp]

Tomb Raider, only movie I've ever fallen asleep during in the theater as an adult.

[GreatAmericanZero]

"The Terminal" by far is the worst movie ever made. I have so many examples and proof that i can't get into it right now (and i've gone into it so many times in the past) but basically every aspect of that film isn't only bad but offensive to a thinking person

[PapaBear]

the black dahlia. worst movie i think i have ever seen.
I've never made it through. Though I do sometimes have it on with the volume down just to see the hot lesbian action.

What was the name of that Tara Reid movie where she plays a scientist? I've been wanting to see that based on Ron's reviews.

[epo]

Heaven's Gate.

[Jujubees2]

http://campademics.wdfiles.com/local--files/film/Plan-9-from-Outer-Space-Poster.jpg

[underdog]

Moulin Rouge.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Waterworld

[underdog]

Jumper

[underdog]

Transformers

[west milly Tom]

Car 54 Where Are You, the remake. Lock it up.

[underdog]

Cloverfield

[beachbum]

Showgirls.


Even with tons of flagrant,gratuitous,and unnecessary nudity you cannot watch it from begining to end.

[smiler grogan]

Shoot Em Up

[JustJon]

Manos, Hands of Fate

Anyone who has seen this has no other movie that they could possibly bring up.

[Knowledged_one]

Gap?
k-19 the widowmaker

[IamFogHat]

Waterworld

Showgirls.



I would say so bad they're good, but to each his own.

[instrument]

I sat through part of miss congeniality 2, it really was awful.

[grlNIN]

Moulin Rouge.

Really?


Maybe it's just because you don't have a v-jay-jay?

[Slumbag]

I rewatched a bit of Hook tonight, a film I haven't seen in a few years, and I have to say, considering Spielberg directed it and the material it's based on and I thought the premise was actually pretty cool, it may be one of the top worst movies ever made.

Now, this thread is not for movies that are so bad they're good, it's just movies that are so bad they're bad.
Whatcha got?
I liked Hook when I was a kid.
Transformers


This.

Or The Happening.

[Epschtein]

the only movie i have ever walked out on in my life - the scout.

i would rather watch two guys feed each other strawberries.

(anybody got any movies of that? pm thanx)

[PapaBear]

Hook

the black dahlia.

Tomb Raider

"The Terminal"

Heaven's Gate.

Moulin Rouge.

Waterworld

Jumper

Transformers

Car 54 Where Are You, the remake.

Cloverfield

Shoot Em Up

Manos, Hands of Fate

Anyone who has seen this has no other movie that they could possibly bring up.

Gap?
k-19 the widowmaker

miss congeniality 2

The Happening.

I haven't seen or completed ANY of these movies. I guess I'm lucky.

[GregoryJoseph]

I remember watching "Hope Floats" on a flight back from Denmark and I literally wanted to jump out of the plane.

[Friday]

Gap?
k-19 the widowmaker

Yes. Gap.

no question marks.

[GreatAmericanZero]

Manos, Hands of Fate

Anyone who has seen this has no other movie that they could possibly bring up.

but "Manos" crosses the threshold of being bad but amusing..and since most people know about it from being one of the greatest MST3K episodes its hard to hate it

If you want to go with, what would technically be the worst movie, if it wasn't for ironic detatchment, it would be a movie called "Longshot"

Longshot is a movie made by that fat old pedophile who puts together all the boy bands. Basically, he put a bunch of young teens singing "boy band music" and shirtless men in a plot that makes no sense with a bunch of pointless celebrity cameos (Britney Spears, Nsync, Kenny Rogers, Gilbert Gotfriend, The Rock). As far as a film being devoid of all talent or intelligence or wit or narrative and of just being a pointless exercise in selling a product to kids THIS is the worst movie

however, its not my worst movie cuz ive seen it 6 times. Its so bad that its hilarious to me and im fascinated by the pure badness of it. So it almost comes around the other end

[IamFogHat]

the only movie i have ever walked out on in my life - the scout.


I've never walked out on a movie, but there was a movie about nascar racing or something starring sly stalone that my chick at the time and I went to and decided about fifteen minutes in to just fool around for the rest of the flick. What was that piece of shit called?

[Knowledged_one]

Yes. Gap.

no question marks.

to quote you
wheeeeeee
i was right

[GreatAmericanZero]

I've never walked out on a movie, but there was a movie about nascar racing or something starring sly stalone that my chick at the time and I went to and decided about fifteen minutes in to just fool around for the rest of the flick. What was that piece of shit called?

i really really really wanted to walk out of "Jack" with Robin Williams as the man-boy and "Batman & Robin". Those were my biggest urge. Oddly enough, my worse movie of all time "The Terminal" was a movie i snuck into but i didnt walk out of it cuz i was seeing it for free

[weekapaugjz]

I've never walked out on a movie, but there was a movie about nascar racing or something starring sly stalone that my chick at the time and I went to and decided about fifteen minutes in to just fool around for the rest of the flick. What was that piece of shit called?

i can't remember the name, but that shit was AWFUL!

[PapaBear]

I've never walked out on a movie, but there was a movie about nascar racing or something starring sly stalone that my chick at the time and I went to and decided about fifteen minutes in to just fool around for the rest of the flick. What was that piece of shit called?
It was Formula One racing. Driven.

[Knowledged_one]

I remember watching "Hope Floats" on a flight back from Denmark and I literally wanted to jump out of the plane.

i see your hope floats and raise you a maid in manhattan on a cross country flight

[Devo37]

Eyes Wide Shut. aside from Nicole Kidman naked, it was totally worthless.

[IamFogHat]

"Batman & Robin".

I'll get crucified by fanboys for this, but I saw this with my friend Mary like three years ago and we laughed our asses off the entire time, so I would say so bad it's good. It was a totally enjoyable experience, but the film on its own is shit of course.

It was Formula One racing. Driven.

Thank you! That's it. What a steaming pile of dogshit.

[IMSlacker]

Crash

[weekapaugjz]

Crash

i forgot about that one. when it came out everyone i knew said it was so fucking great. i turned it off after 20 mins. garbage.

[Hosp]

Cabin Boy. I get Chris Elliot being different, and I like his other stuff, but that was just painful.

And I agree with GAZ about Manos, you only know about it because of MST3K. Plus I contend that The Starfighters is a much worse movie, I don't care what they say in their interviews.

[underdog]

Really?


Maybe it's just because you don't have a v-jay-jay?

That's entirely possible, but my wife hated it as much as I did.

[underdog]

Crash

Which one? The awful, awful pretentious movie that was nominated for an Oscar or the awesome, awesome weird movie about people getting off in car crashes?

[KnoxHarrington]

Boondock Saints.

An utter mess of a movie by a total douche.

[KnoxHarrington]

Which one? The awful, awful pretentious movie that was nominated for an Oscar or the awesome, awesome weird movie about people getting off in car crashes?

I saw Crash -- the good Cronenberg movie, not that piece of overdramatic horseshit -- again for the first time after I'd had a very serious car accident a couple of years back. It really resonated with me in really new ways.

I mean, I'm not going to help reenact James Dean's car wreck, but I get it better.

I do not recommend getting T-boned by a driver with no license running a red light, which sends you flying head first into a light pole in order to enjoy it more, however.

[Devo37]

Boondock Saints.

An utter mess of a movie by a total douche.

overrated, but it wasn't terrible until Billy Connelly turned out to be their dad. that was just stupid.

[IMSlacker]

Which one? The awful, awful pretentious movie that was nominated for an Oscar or the awesome, awesome weird movie about people getting off in car crashes?

The former. And it won the Oscar.

[Slumbag]

Boondock Saints.

An utter mess of a movie by a total douche.

I think a lot of people shit on Boondock Saints because the director is such a tool.
It's not the worst movie ever. It shouldn't even be in the running. It's not great, but it's just a standard action movie.

[Knowledged_one]

I think a lot of people shit on Boondock Saints because the director is such a tool.
It's not the worst movie ever. It shouldn't even be in the running. It's not great, but it's just a standard action movie.

and they are currently filming the sequel

[Pitdoc]

FORBIDDEN ZONE

Its a black and white movie scored by Danny Elfman and I think directed by one of his relatives..The main star..Herve Vllecheze. Even with some topless women in it,,truly cringe worthy.

A fun kind of POS is THE CREEPING TERROR.. A monster movie where the monster is a piece of shag carpeting with a couple of guys underneath..At one point ,you can see the tennis shoes under the carpet as it "ravages" someone

[MacVittie]

http://www.fbo.com.au/DVDImages/FV703.jpg




http://www.projectplace.com/Global/Icons/lock-icon.jpg

[Slumbag]

http://www.fbo.com.au/DVDImages/FV703.jpg




http://www.projectplace.com/Global/Icons/lock-icon.jpg

That HAS to be on par with this
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51KS2AK8JRL._SL500_AA280_.jpg
I might give it to 3 Ninjas, because Loni Anderson and Jim Varney play VILLIANS!!
How do you beat that?

[HBox]

http://www.impawards.com/2003/posters/from_justin_to_kelly.jpg

[IamFogHat]

http://www.fbo.com.au/DVDImages/FV703.jpg


Is it worse than this?
http://www.petersdomain.co.uk/bb132.jpg

[MacVittie]

Is it worse than this?
http://www.petersdomain.co.uk/bb132.jpg

Wow. I believe we watched that movie at my 3rd birthday party.

It might be unfair to classify Hulk Hogan works as "movies." Any number of his ventures could rightfully deserve to be at #1.

[Sheeplovr]

I rewatched a bit of Hook tonight, a film I haven't seen in a few years, and I have to say, considering Spielberg directed it and the material it's based on and I thought the premise was actually pretty cool, it may be one of the top worst movies ever made.

Now, this thread is not for movies that are so bad they're good, it's just movies that are so bad they're bad.
Whatcha got?

RUFIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooo

[spoon]

Slapshot 2

Caddyshack 2

[spoon]

Oh and I had to sit through the WORST fucking film ever but at least it was setup to be dogshit. It had Richard Gere, Sarandon and Jennifer Lopez need I say more!? Ok I will. He takes ballroom dancing lessons bc he's in awe of Jlo's ass, and then let the hijinx ensue!

Eyes meet fork!

[weekapaugjz]

Slapshot 2

i refused to watch it. and to my astonishment, there is actually a slapshot 3, i saw it in blockbuster the other day and almost threw up.

[drusilla]

Which one? The awful, awful pretentious movie that was nominated for an Oscar or the awesome, awesome weird movie about people getting off in car crashes?

i fucking LOVE the spader crash & HATE that other oscar winning piece of shit


i think the santa clause with tim allen is a pretty shitty movie. i've fallen asleep every time it's been on & i rarely ever do that

[Coach]

Joe Vs the Volcanoe
Volunteers...
Honestly, I dunno how Hanks recovered after those pieces of shit.

[instrument]

Scent of a woman.

[Coach]

Scent of a woman.Delusional much?
The Destruction of Jared Syn 3-d
One of the few movies I ever saw as a kid that pissed me off that I spent money on it..basically, the middle part of a bad Sci-Fi Trilogy...and that was it.
Molly Ringwald was in it...
Ironically,
Malicious..was horrible but had lots of jacking moments for the fan of Molly

[CruelCircus]

Showgirls.


Even with tons of flagrant,gratuitous,and unnecessary nudity you cannot watch it from begining to end.

I disagree whole-heartedly.
Showgirls is definitely "so bad it's good."
Treat it as a comedy, and it's a blast.

My nomination: "The Burbs." Simply awful.

[GregoryJoseph]

i see your hope floats and raise you a maid in manhattan on a cross country flight

I'm so very sorry.

[Reynolds]

I disagree whole-heartedly.
Showgirls is definitely "so bad it's good."
Treat it as a comedy, and it's a blast.

My nomination: "The Burbs." Simply awful.

"Hans, a fine Christian name"

[GreatAmericanZero]

I'll get crucified by fanboys for this, but I saw this with my friend Mary like three years ago and we laughed our asses off the entire time, so I would say so bad it's good. It was a totally enjoyable experience, but the film on its own is shit of course.




now, in my older days, i can watch " Batman & Robin" and laugh my ass off at how bad it was. But when it first came out (when i was in jr high school) and i had expectations that it will be a great movie, and then i sat down in the theater and watch it...wow was that bad. Atleast now when people watch "Batman & Robin" they know its a piece of shit

FORBIDDEN ZONE

Its a black and white movie scored by Danny Elfman and I think directed by one of his relatives..The main star..Herve Vllecheze. Even with some topless women in it,,truly cringe worthy.



thats a great movie!

[Hosp]

I think children films should be disqualified, the films are meant for those who are fairly simpleminded and aren't meant to keep the likes of us entertained.

[GreatAmericanZero]

i dunno about the kids films, i think Ron Howards "The Grinch" is def one of the worst movies ever made


but to me, and goes back to why "The Terminal" is my choice, because the film has to be more than bad or boring to be the worst. It has to offend my sensibiliites. I have to leave the movie, not unentertained, but angry

[Hosp]

i dunno about the kids films, i think Ron Howards "The Grinch" is def one of the worst movies ever made

This guy would agree. (http://www.wrestlecrap.com/newinduction1.html)

By your standards, I would have to say Date Movie. I went purely for Allison Hannigan, At the 10 minute mark, I was getting angry at the people who were laughing at the "jokes" in the movie. I was offended that they found this funny. You can't parody comedy. "Hmmm, what would make the scene where the cat used the toilet in meet the parents funnier? I know, fart sounds and the cat lighting a match!"

I just hurt my foot kicking the wall.

[Freakshow]

Joe Vs the Volcanoe
Volunteers...
Honestly, I dunno how Hanks recovered after those pieces of shit.

But Joe vs the Volcano introduced "Brain Cloud" into the vernacular. We couldn't have the song "The Earl Douglas way" by Sleeves if not for this movie.

And it was stylistically a very well-made movie.

[drjoek]

I've seen all of these movies and jacked to more than one of them

[MC Pee Pants]

Any Anaconda movie...mostly the 2nd one. That movie and Chronicles of Riddick played on HBO like 5 times a day two summers ago, it didnt make sense.

[pennington]

Slapshot 2

Caddyshack 2

Sequels get hit hard:

Men In Black II

Godfather III

Ghostbusters II

Any Which Way You Can

Smokey and the Bandit sequels

The Magnificent Seven sequels

The Poseidon Adventure sequel and remakes

Jaws sequels

[Freakshow]

I've seen all of these movies and jacked to more than one of them

well, the girl slaves in Manos are kinda hot.

[Patient zer0]

too many to sift through.
but what about mike myers in the love guru.

completely unwatchable. I got it on, on demand. and called my provider and said it was purchased by mistake. there was no way in hell I would pay a red fucking penny to see that trash

[Coach_Mac]

Freddy got Fingered.

I'm embarressed to admit I've seen that.

[RingWraith]

Wild Wild West starring Will Smith is the worst for me. Only because I was stupid enough to go see it in theaters when it came out at the time.

Worst...Movie....EVER!!

[NYHCmikeX]

the only movie i have ever walked out on in my life - the scout.

Also the only movie I ever walked out.

I also hated The Ninth Gate

and Cloverfield

and Crash

[Drunky McBetidont]

Freddy got Fingered.

I'm embarressed to admit I've seen that.

you lived it, you sicko.


worst movie ever... corvette summer starring luke skywalker.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm a big Joe vs. the Volcano fan.

[GreatAmericanZero]

This guy would agree. (http://www.wrestlecrap.com/newinduction1.html)

By your standards, I would have to say Date Movie. I went purely for Allison Hannigan, At the 10 minute mark, I was getting angry at the people who were laughing at the "jokes" in the movie. I was offended that they found this funny. You can't parody comedy. "Hmmm, what would make the scene where the cat used the toilet in meet the parents funnier? I know, fart sounds and the cat lighting a match!"

I just hurt my foot kicking the wall.

thats kinda cool that someone else thinks "The Grinch" is the worst. The thing about that movie is that it RAPED a beloved childhood classic and you will be hardpress to find an uglier looking movie. The Whos were made with this makeup to make them look like hideous dog people. What also offended me about "The Grinch" was the fact that it cost $90millions to make. Think of all the good you can do in the world with that much money

With "Date Movie", i saw that and then I saw "Epic Movie" and "Epic Movie" is even worse. But i was reading about those movies and i never saw "Disaster Movie", but in "Disaster Movie" they didnt even see the movies, it was made to be relevant towards the summer movie movies so they based there parodies on only the commercials, so im thinking that one could be the worst one



Freddy got Fingered.

I'm embarressed to admit I've seen that.

I LOVE THAT MOVIE!

[pittphantoms]

http://www.quirkcollective.com/images/200px-Nothing_but_trouble.jpg

This is the worst movie I have ever watched...

Zohan was second...

[Freakshow]

that impawards.com movies sure is getting a lot of votes. must be awful.

[Slumbag]

Freddy got Fingered.

I'm embarressed to admit I've seen that.
No way! Parts of that movie were pretty funny.


Norbit had all the elements of a terrible film.
Actor past his prime.
Fat Suit.
Unfunny racial stereotypes.
Fat Girl stuck on a waterslide.

It was on HBO, so my roomate and I decided to leave it on until either of us laughed.
Luckily Katt Williams said something funny about 35 minutes in. I thought we were gonna be stuck.

[YesItsGwenypoo]

UNDEFEATABLE!

UNDEFEATABLE!

UNDEFEATABLE!

UNDEFEATABLE!

THE MAIN CHARACTER'S NAME IS STINGRAY!

EVERYBODY KNOWS KUNG FU!

THERE'S A RED HEADED HISPANIC GIRL THAT FIGHTS GANG MEMBERS FOR MONEY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7XqY

Also, The Weatherman with Nick Cage - terrible
Legally Blond -terrible
Balls of fury - terrible
One Hour Photo - terrible
All comedies that came out in 08' - terrible (Besides Role Models. There is no such thing as a bad Paul Rudd movie.)

[landarch]

I had the sad misfortune of seeing Bladerunner for the first time about a year ago. It was the teacher's idea at the end of the semester. Maybe if I saw it in the theaters way back when it still looked futuristic? It was the only movie I ever got up and walked out of over and over again. Maybe it doesn't quite qualify as garbage, but it was the worst movie experience I had gone through in quite a while.

[yojimbo7248]

Anything with Eddie Murphy in a fat suit, Martin Lawrence dressed up as an older black woman, or the Wayan brothers made up to be white.

[Slumbag]

Anything with Eddie Murphy in a fat suit, Martin Lawrence dressed up as an older black woman, or the Wayan brothers made up to be white.
So, this one still flies?
http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/marlon-wayans.jpg

[boobieman]

2 movies I can not watch again:

Jurassic park 2---so fuckin bad
Peter jackson king kong---juggling for Kong, ice skating with Kong and when Jack Black runs in and says "it was beauty that kills the beast' then runs out....Jesus I hate that movie.

Well Time for work.

SEYYYAEEEEEEEEEYA

[yojimbo7248]

So, this one still flies?
http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/marlon-wayans.jpg

Ha! add it to the list. I didn't mean for them all to be black films. I started off with Eddie Murphy then thought of those godawful martin lawrence movies and threw in the Wayan brothers. the common denominator was the fat suit or white suit, not the blackness. there are tons of great black comedies out there Richard Pryor is one of the funniest stand up comedians of all time.

[Slumbag]

Ha! add it to the list. I didn't mean for them all to be black films. I started off with Eddie Murphy then thought of those godawful martin lawrence movies and threw in the Wayan brothers. the common denominator was the fat suit or white suit, not the blackness. there are tons of great black comedies out there Richard Pryor is one of the funniest stand up comedians of all time.

No need to explain yourself. No one thinks you're racist or anything.






I mean, I do.
But I generally think everyone is.

[Hosp]

Balls of fury - terrible

Balls of Fury isn't terrible, it's a concept that was hard to flush out. It's a Kung Fu movie that anytime they would say kung fu, they instead said ping pong. It's more of a Parody then any of the "Movie" movies. It killed me to find out that Tom Lennon and Robert Ben Garant from Reno 911 were involved. Then when I went to IMDB and found out that they also worked on Herbie Fully Loaded and Lets Go To Prison.

[GreatAmericanZero]

Balls of Fury isn't terrible, it's a concept that was hard to flush out. It's a Kung Fu movie that anytime they would say kung fu, they instead said ping pong. It's more of a Parody then any of the "Movie" movies. It killed me to find out that Tom Lennon and Robert Ben Garant from Reno 911 were involved. Then when I went to IMDB and found out that they also worked on Herbie Fully Loaded and Lets Go To Prison.

no..it really was terrible. the main guy wasn't funny and Christopher Walken was embarrassing and it was just bad writing. The whole "Def Lepard" thing was fucking stupid and there wasn't one laugh in the entire movie, no matter which way you take the concept

With "the State" alumni they seemed to break up into 2 groups, "the stella" people and the "reno 911" people. "The Stella" people, specifically David Wain, are doing some of the most innovative, ground-breaking and brilliant comedy out there. "the Reno 911" people, specifically Thomas Lennon and Ben Garant, are doing some of the most embarrassing, pandering, unwatchable shitty movies out there (they also did that movie with Queen Latifah and Jimmy Fallon that i can't remember the name of, but also should be one of the worst movies ever made). I heard "Balls of Fury" was more of them doing what they want to do instead of being "writers for hire" like with Herbie, so i went into it with high hopes and it was just terrible. And once again, that main guy was terrible in it

[Hosp]

no..it really was terrible. the main guy wasn't funny and Christopher Walken was embarrassing and it was just bad writing. The whole "Def Lepard" thing was fucking stupid and there wasn't one laugh in the entire movie, no matter which way you take the concept

With "the State" alumni they seemed to break up into 2 groups, "the stella" people and the "reno 911" people. "The Stella" people, specifically David Wain, are doing some of the most innovative, ground-breaking and brilliant comedy out there. "the Reno 911" people, specifically Thomas Lennon and Ben Garant, are doing some of the most embarrassing, pandering, unwatchable shitty movies out there (they also did that movie with Queen Latifah and Jimmy Fallon that i can't remember the name of, but also should be one of the worst movies ever made). I heard "Balls of Fury" was more of them doing what they want to do instead of being "writers for hire" like with Herbie, so i went into it with high hopes and it was just terrible. And once again, that main guy was terrible in it

That Jimmy Fallon movie was Taxi, which I didn't see. And let me say, I was watching all of the "Movie" movies to do research for something I was working on with a friend, and watched Balls of Fury with the lowest possible expectations, and they were exceeded. So again, after watching Meet the Spartans, Balls of Fury was fucking Godfather II.

[west milly Tom]

overrated, but it wasn't terrible until Billy Connelly turned out to be their dad. that was just stupid.





Thanks for ruining it for me.

[Freakshow]

With "the State" alumni they seemed to break up into 2 groups, "the stella" people and the "reno 911" people. "The Stella" people, specifically David Wain, are doing some of the most innovative, ground-breaking and brilliant comedy out there. "the Reno 911" people, specifically Thomas Lennon and Ben Garant, are doing some of the most embarrassing, pandering, unwatchable shitty movies out there (they also did that movie with Queen Latifah and Jimmy Fallon that i can't remember the name of, but also should be one of the worst movies ever made). I heard "Balls of Fury" was more of them doing what they want to do instead of being "writers for hire" like with Herbie, so i went into it with high hopes and it was just terrible. And once again, that main guy was terrible in it

But Thomas Lennon gave us Viva Variety, so he is beyond reproach...

Wasn't Taxi a remake of a French Film? That one was watchable.

[Coach_Mac]

No way! Parts of that movie were pretty funny.



Which parts? When he jacked off the horse or when he jacked off the elephant?

[GreatAmericanZero]

"Taxi" should be in the running for worst film, cuz first, the criminals are "supermodel jewel thiefs". that alone means it can't be good


but if you watch Queen Latifah and Jimmy Fallon together, i never saw such non existence chemistry between two actors. It is definitley the go-to film for "no chemistry between leads". At the end i was like "wait are they suppose to be friends now? i dont get it"

[Freakshow]

"Taxi" should be in the running for worst film, cuz first, the criminals are "supermodel jewel thiefs". that alone means it can't be good


Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back??????

[Doogie]

Manos, Hands of Fate

Anyone who has seen this has no other movie that they could possibly bring up.

Ohhh, I think a gentleman and his pals agree:

http://www.filmwad.com/fw_images/2008/06/26/mst3k-bots.jpg

[epo]

Shakes the Clown

[Doogie]

A sequel that I saw and wanted to gouge my fucking eyes out:

Sting II. Horrendous sequel to a classic. Something happened there in the 80's where classic actors got caught up in some shitty roles. Cant believe Jackie Gleason signed on for this filmed abortion.

http://www.clown-ministry.com/images/the-sting-ii-jackie-gleason.jpg



Last year my ex and I saw the re-make of Prom Night. I was making up excuses to go to the bathroom and went and got a beer at the bar in the mall.

"Out cold"...only movie I ever walked out of and asked for my money back. They gave me a coupon for another movie. Horrendous.

[Doogie]

Shakes the Clown

It is a bad movie...but I love it too. Something hilarious about clowns hired for kids parties getting hammered and driving around looking to beat the shit out of mimes. Sad part about this movie, this was a high point for Julie Brown.

[FunkyDrummer]

http://www.impawards.com/2002/posters/new_guy.jpg

[KingModem]

Choke. I was having a panic attack because it was so bad and I felt like I couldn't walk out on a movie as per my strict moral code.

[GreatAmericanZero]

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back??????

they were just hot chicks. In "Taxi" they seriously had "super model jewel thiefs"

[lleeder]

This is the wettest I've ever been. And I'm from Canada!!!

[psycho]

Choke. I was having a panic attack because it was so bad and I felt like I couldn't walk out on a movie as per my strict moral code.

Really? I fucking love that book but I havn't seen the movie yet. Worst movie for me by far is Ghost Rider, just fucking terrible.

[yojimbo7248]

Sting II. Horrendous sequel to a classic. Something happened there in the 80's where classic actors got caught up in some shitty roles. Cant believe Jackie Gleason signed on for this filmed abortion.

http://www.clown-ministry.com/images/the-sting-ii-jackie-gleason.jpg



Speaking of horrible movies with Jackie Gleason in them, I saw Skidoo over the weekend. No question it is horrible and easily one of the worst movies ever made but it could be in the Ed Wood so bad it is good category. Jackie Gleason's acid trip in prison is easily one of the most bizarre things I have ever seen.

[FunkyDrummer]

http://www.impawards.com/2002/posters/new_guy.jpg

This was supposed to be The New Guy poster.

[KnoxHarrington]

Of course, since Jerry Lewis won't let anyone see "The Day the Clown Cried," we all might be missing the definitive answer to this question.

[Slumbag]

Choke. I was having a panic attack because it was so bad and I felt like I couldn't walk out on a movie as per my strict moral code.

Really? I fucking love that book but I havn't seen the movie yet.

It's all about where you look at it from.
I read the book and hated the movie. The person I was with never read the book and thought it was good.

[GreatAmericanZero]

It's all about where you look at it from.
I read the book and hated the movie. The person I was with never read the book and thought it was good.

i loved the book and saw the movie and i was just like "ok, thats interesting how they filmed that scene", like i couldnt separate it

either way, "Choke" is not going to be considered the worst of all time

[weekapaugjz]

Really? I fucking love that book but I havn't seen the movie yet. Worst movie for me by far is Ghost Rider, just fucking terrible.

i raise you daredevil.

[Slumbag]

i raise you daredevil.

I see Daredevil and Ghost Rider, and match you the Eric Bana version of Hulk.

Could probably just shorten it and say most comic book movies suck dick.

[DiabloSammich]

I was just watching MXP - Most Extreme Primate.

He's a snowboarding monkey!



HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!






ugh

[weekapaugjz]

I was just watching MXP - Most Extreme Primate.

He's a snowboarding monkey!



HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!






ugh

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51BSTKSQ4ZL.jpg

[GreatAmericanZero]

i don't consider "straight to dvd" movies to be real movies. Like, i don't consider "American Pie 6 - Stifler's 3rd cousins beach house" to be a real American Pie sequel

[tele7]

http://www.impawards.com/1996/posters/ed.jpg

...and Wild Hogs

[Coach]

CondorMan (shitdick from Broadway's Phantom of the Opera)
Once Bitten-Jim Carey
No Retreat, No Surrender Jean Claude Van-Damme

[Slumbag]

Two Steve Martin movies.

The Pink Panther remake, and the piece of shit he put out with Queen Latifah.

[PapaBear]

Once Bitten-Jim Carey

It's definitely no Love At First Bite.

No Retreat, No Surrender Jean Claude Van-Damme
Didn't you see Van Damme's name on the marquee?

[Coach]

It's definitely no Love At First Bite.


Didn't you see Van Damme's name on the marquee?
It was his first movie..(outside of the Cameo in Breakin II) He played a russian Baddie..and had maybe three lines.
Plot is Great..Dad (from 7th heaven) is a Dojo owner, dad gets beaten up by Mob..Ghost of Bruce Lee teaches Delinquent son how to kick ass.

[Slumbag]

It was his first movie..(outside of the Cameo in Breakin II) He played a russian Baddie..and had maybe three lines.
Plot is Great..Dad (from 7th heaven) is a Dojo owner, dad gets beaten up by Mob..Ghost of Bruce Lee teaches Delinquent son how to kick ass.

Why do you know so much about Jean Claude VanDamme?

[Coach]

Why do you know so much about Jean Claude VanDamme?I remember Trivial stuff..World news is gone in 48 hours...weirder and obscure useless shit..I remember.
Ie..the conversion for a mile swim at 5000-6000 feet of altitude= subtract 36.5 seconds.
About 20% of Pregnant women in Monmouth County give Birth on the toilet..the EMS codename for them are "swimmers"
Chaz Palminteri played a thug In Last Dragon

[CruelCircus]

http://www.quirkcollective.com/images/200px-Nothing_but_trouble.jpg

This is the worst movie I have ever watched...

No way anything with a Digital Underground cameo can be considered worst.

No Retreat, No Surrender Jean Claude Van-Damme

What?! No way. Next thing you'll try and and tell us Bloodsport or The Last Dragon stinks!
Now, if you want to nominate Sidekicks, we can talk...

[psycho]

i raise you daredevil.

I didn't mind DareDevil. I thought it was ok


I see Daredevil and Ghost Rider, and match you the Eric Bana version of Hulk.

Could probably just shorten it and say most comic book movies suck dick.

The Eric Bana Hulk is pretty fucking bad, but Ghost Rider bad? I don't know if anything comes that close to the horrible abortion that is Ghost Rider.

[vjr97]

blair witch project2, all the movies that came out about columbus in 1992,3
waterworld,the mariah carry movie,the thin red line. there have been a lot of shitty movies. dont forget the original release of the fantastic4 that was made so they would'nt lose the rights to make the film.:help:

[Freakshow]

blair witch project2, all the movies that came out about columbus in 1992,3
waterworld,the mariah carry movie,the thin red line. there have been a lot of shitty movies. dont forget the original release of the fantastic4 that was made so they would'nt lose the rights to make the film.:help:

huh? The Thin Red Line was nominated for 7 academy awards. You may not like it personally, but it should never, ever, ever be included in a list of movies considered the worst of all time.

[Slumbag]

The Eric Bana Hulk is pretty fucking bad, but Ghost Rider bad? I don't know if anything comes that close to the horrible abortion that is Ghost Rider.

I think we can agree, it cannot get worst than this
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/512JNAT06YL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

This actually might me the winner. There isn't one redeamable quality about this piece of shit.

[weekapaugjz]

I think we can agree, it cannot get worst than this
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/512JNAT06YL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

This actually might me the winner. There isn't one redeamable quality about this piece of shit.

that's elisnow's favorite movie!

[cogsdoc]

Mine have to be Eight Heads In a Duffel Bag or Hurley Burley

[GreatAmericanZero]

I think we can agree, it cannot get worst than this
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/512JNAT06YL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

This actually might me the winner. There isn't one redeamable quality about this piece of shit.

if you ever watched "Steel" its so bad its hilarious. You'll laugh your ass off from begining to end. I think if you get any joy out of a movie, intentional or not, you can't have it as the very worst

[CountryBob]

Ultra Violet - this is the only movie i have ever walked on. i didnt give a shit about the characters and the endless amounts of fighting was pointless.

[Franklyn]

BATMAN AND ROBIN. I wanted to have my head frozen so I wouldn't have to live with it's memory.

[dino_electropolis]

My choice:



Snake Pliskin gets shot in the leg, the next scene he is surfing, and the end all Thunderdome moment takes the form of a game of horse in a rundown basketball court (and yes, the recently shot Snake is able to slam dunk for the win)


Achingly unbearable.....

http://cbd.1cfh.com/Escape%20From%20LA.jpg

[Knowledged_one]

Butterfly effect 2

[GreatAmericanZero]

Butterfly effect 2

see, i don't see "straight-to-DVDquels" as real movies. Its like saying a made-for-tv movie is the worst movie ever

[Thebazile78]

(1) Evening ... the story was too jumpy to work as a film and the script was so weird that even the all-star cast couldn't save it. I even watched it twice to see if maybe, just maybe it was because I'd missed the first 15 minutes the first time I watched it. It wasn't.

(2) Even though GAZ is disqualifying direct-to-video releases, I really have to submit ALL of the Olsen twins' "height of popularity", I want to gouge out my eyes videos that my sister Catherine made us rent over...and over...and over...and over....and over again. And then would wander away from ... only to scream at the top of her lungs if she returned to the room and the video was either over or stopped (and replaced by something more acceptable, like a horror movie or 'Mortal Kombat' for the Genesis) subsequently getting the other 3 of us in trouble because she screamed so loudly.

And anybody who said [I]Suburban Commando really needs to think about the definition of "bad" ... I won't defend it as a good film ('cause it isn't) but it's so bad it's laughable. The same with UHF. (Both are among my favorite films to watch when I don't feel like doing anything.)

(3) Pearl Harbor ... not even Kate Beckinsale in red lipstick and a cute bathing suit could save it.

(4) Eyes Wide Shut (seconded an earlier vote, although it wasn't the nude Nicole Kidman that drew me to the film ... it was all the hype about it being Stanley Kubrick's final completed film and, while I don't always enjoy Kubrick's more "artsy" films, I do admire his vision of the stories he tells. This was just bad.)

And I HATED Titanic, but it's got a couple of redeeming qualities, mostly to do with the special effects. But, seriously, this movie made my butt go so numb that, if I'd driven myself to the theater, I would've walked out just to get some feeling back into my butt-cheeks. So, while I HATED this movie, I can't call it 100% bad. Just mostly bad.

I also HATED 2001: A Space Odyssey when I saw it for a class I took about modern narrative forms and the impact technology has on the way we tell/think about telling stories. It's a good film to explore that premise, but I don't know if I agree with its being hailed as a great film. Again, my butt went numb watching it, which led me to hypothesize that the movie must be better if you're high. (After college, I tested this hypothesis. And, after smoking up, I concluded it's brilliant if you're high because I passed out right after the apes smash all the bones, so I missed the middle when all the pretentious shit happens, but I woke up with the munchies in time to see Dave and HAL.)

[hammersavage]

Saw two bad films today.

Lucky You-Drew Barrymore is such shit in this movie she should honestly be stoned to death.

Demolition Man- For lines like "You are a savage creature John Spartan, and I wish for you to leave my domicile now"