Best Excuse for a DUI Ever

[KnoxHarrington]

So early New Year's Eve, a cop spotted Charles Barkley running a stop sign, which led to him being arrested for DUI. So why would Sir Charles risk driving drunk, especially since he's in the public eye?

Let's let him tell us himself, in his own words, according to the arrest report:

According to the officer who wrote the report, "He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat."

The officer continues: "He asked me to admit that she was 'hot.' He asked me, 'You want the truth?' When I told him I did he said, 'I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job. He then explained that she had given him a 'blow job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life."

The report says when Barkley was taken to the station, he told one of the employees, "I'll tattoo my name on your ass" if he helped "get him out of the DUI." According to the report, "He laughed and then quickly corrected himself and said, 'I'll tattoo your name on my ass' and then laughed again."

Well, at least he's honest.

http://deadspin.com/5121873/charles-barkley-i-was-gonna-drive-around-the-corner-and-get-a-blow-job-

[MacVittie]

I really hope this doesn't impede his run for governor of Alabama.

[epo]

I really hope this doesn't impede his run for governor of Alabama.

Thank God he's finally a democrat.

[Slumbag]

The officer continues: "He asked me to admit that she was 'hot.' He asked me, 'You want the truth?' When I told him I did he said, 'I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job. He then explained that she had given him a 'blow job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life."


Dude. That reminds me of EVERY friend that I have.

[cougarjake13]

dont see how that was gonna get him out of that

[TheMojoPin]

Hey, he's no role model.

[disneyspy]

well in college he was known as the round mound of rebound...