Who's your favorite real life Superhero? World Superhero Registry

[DolaMight]

World Superhero Registry, register today... Although I assume many of these real superheros already post here.
http://www.worldsuperheroregistry.com/world_superhero_registry_gallery.htm

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set the mood (http://www.hittrax.com.au/wmp.asp?link=HO0829&title=HERO&artist=MARIAH%20CAREY)

I like Entomo, he's out paroling keeping Naples safe as we speak.
http://www.worldsuperheroregistry.com/Entomo.JPG

And have you seen Tothian in your neighborhood? "Tothian patrols dangerous areas of New Jersey & New York City, on the lookout for danger". Bloomberg can now justify the police layoffs.
http://www.worldsuperheroregistry.com/toth2.jpg

[Sinestro]

Holy shit. I just watched that stuff. I was going to post something about this but Sinestro hates fake superheroes.


Anyone interested in forming the New not so Legion of Doom?

[Gvac]

I wish they would've interviewed Cockstrong.

[Sinestro]

Sinestro once saved a child from getting hit by a car but no one was around to see it. Does that make Sinestro a superhero? Do I need to register.

[evedder]

Ahhh-ohhhh setting forth in the universe

[Snoogans]

Tiger Woods

[disneyspy]

marc with a cape

[BlackSpider]

marc with a cape

That was good... :thumbup:

[disneyspy]

That was good... :thumbup:

thanx black spiderman

[Puggle_kicker]

Ron Bennington

[Foster]

is ronnie b. registered?

puggle_kicker beat me to it

[disneyspy]

black spiderman,black spiderman
does whatever a black spider can
shoots his web,in his hair
hes the carpenter extrodinaire
watch out... here cums the black spiderman

[cougarjake13]

And have you seen Tothian in your neighborhood? "Tothian patrols dangerous areas of New Jersey & New York City, on the lookout for danger". Bloomberg can now justify the police layoffs.
http://www.worldsuperheroregistry.com/toth2.jpg



this guy looks like he was rejected to be a member of the nazi's

[Furtherman]

Attention ROACH: 2010 Is The "Year Of The Real-Life Superhero" (http://io9.com/5443459/attention-roach-2010-is-the-year-of-the-real+life-superhero)

THWAK! I swing with my right fist, trying to connect with my opponent's face. In a smooth motion, he deflects my punch with his forearm, which is protected with a black and metallic-plastic arm gauntlet. I swing with my left fist, and am again knocked away effortlessly. I can see my reflection in his sunglasses, framed in white. He smiles and smoothes out his red and white spandex shirt - adorned with a letter "C," a flame shooting out of the top - and then crouches into a fighting stance.

"Oh, no," I think. "I'm about to get my ass kicked by a Lycra-wearing superhero."

This non-caped crusader goes by the name of Civitron, and lucky for me, our combat is not a battle royale to the death. Rather, we are sparring at Rebelo's Kenpo Karate, in New Bedford, where Civitron has trained under sensei Joseph "Kenpo Joe" Rebelo on and off for more than 10 years. We aren't alone.

[TjM]

Pathetic doesn't even begin to cover it. I'm not sure a word has been invented that does

[sailor]

Soulja Boy

[Donnie Iris]

Sully

[Furtherman]

My newest favorite superhero:

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Never bring a sledgehammer to a handbag fight.

[Gutter]

i don't think anything on the planet annoys me more than stupid old lady's lightly and completely inaccurately swinging a fucking purse at a dude. what are you doing? you gonna hurt him with that? theres nothing but tampons and snotty tissues in there. he's got a helmet on and you look foolish. what a twat.

[disneyspy]

i don't think anything on the planet annoys me more than stupid old lady's lightly and completely inaccurately swinging a fucking purse at a dude. what are you doing? you gonna hurt him with that? theres nothing but tampons and snotty tissues in there. he's got a helmet on and you look foolish. what a twat.

she's kick ass

[RoseBlood]

old lady's... tampons... what a twat.

Yer telling me. :blink:

[Gutter]

she's kick ass

she stinks on ice. there is nothing more un-athletic to watch than that. i hope on a pleasant relaxing afternoon someone removes her hat.

[Judge Smails]

With great-grandmother comes great responsibility.

[Gutter]

With great-grandmother comes great responsibility.

oh thats fucking good. hhahahahahahaha fuuuuckin funny hahahah....line of the day.

[Judge Smails]

A challenger appears.

http://static.igossip.com/photos_2/december_2010/Woman_handbag_handgunman.gif

[Gutter]

its just the worst....its the dumbest looking thing i've ever seen. whats wrong in a grown womans brain that makes her think "i'll hit him with this saggy, weightless, leathery thing!!! that'll stop em!!" they might was well swing their tits at whoever they're trying to hit. WTF is wrong up there that they look at a fucking pocket book and think "weapon"?

[Furtherman]

That granny should be knighted! Or do they knight women? Make her a dame!

Dame Holy Handbag Of Antioch!

Despite your misgivings about pocketbook weapons, she is one brave little lady, and deserves a court with the Queen!

Huzzah!

Huzzah!

Huzzah!

[Gutter]

That granny should be knighted! Or do they knight women? Make her a dame!

Dame Holy Handbag Of Antioch!

Despite your misgivings about pocketbook weapons, she is one brave little lady, and deserves a court with the Queen!

Huzzah!

Huzzah!

Huzzah!


should be Dame Broken Hip of Violently Removed Hats.