View Full Version : Tyler Hansborough
underdog
12-19-2008, 03:12 PM
You know what I like about this guy? His whiteness. When the ball is on the floor, the amount of whiteness this guy shows is amazing. And when he's in the post, he shows more whiteness than anyone else. He shows more whiteness and whiteness than every player who ever played. The sheer volume of whiteness this guy possesses is astonishing. No player with this amount of whiteness ever stays in college for 4 years. I don't think we'll ever see another player with this kind of whiteness in the NCAA again.
King Hippos Bandaid
12-19-2008, 03:17 PM
he has big country reeves fame ahead of him
Hansborough is white? Huh.
underdog
12-19-2008, 03:24 PM
Hansborough is white? Huh.
Can you believe he's stayed in college for 4 years?! Surely a man with his talent would have left early and been a star in the NBA.
Marc with a c
12-19-2008, 03:24 PM
he's better than michael jordan.
razorboy
12-19-2008, 03:42 PM
I'm impressed by his limited athleticism.
TheGameHHH
12-19-2008, 03:51 PM
he has big country reeves fame ahead of him
that.....is an excellent summation of his future. agreed.
MacVittie
12-19-2008, 03:58 PM
Is he the new Gerry McNamara?
http://www.collegiateimages.com/newsletter/images/image_gmcnamara.jpg
underdog
12-19-2008, 03:58 PM
he has big country reeves fame ahead of him
that.....is an excellent summation of his future. agreed.
Reeves played like 6 years and averaged an amazing 12 points a game. As good as Hansborough is, this will be tough for him to live up to.
underdog
12-19-2008, 03:59 PM
Is he the new Gerry McNamara?
http://www.collegiateimages.com/newsletter/images/image_gmcnamara.jpg
Nope. Gerry McNamara actually had talent.
TheGameHHH
12-19-2008, 04:02 PM
Reeves played like 6 years and averaged an amazing 12 points a game. As good as Hansborough is, this will be tough for him to live up to.
yea and guess what? nobody gave a shit. just like they wont when hansborough mulls about the league for 5 years. maybe he's more j.j. reddick-ish then, cause im certain he aint averaging 12 pts a game
MHasegawa
12-19-2008, 04:04 PM
he spoke in jest, dude
razorboy
12-19-2008, 04:06 PM
Nope. Gerry McNamara actually had talent.
But Hansbrough is so intelligent and has so much heart. He outhustles every other player on the hardwood.
underdog
12-19-2008, 04:07 PM
yea and guess what? nobody gave a shit. just like they wont when hansborough mulls about the league for 5 years. maybe he's more j.j. reddick-ish then, cause im certain he aint averaging 12 pts a game
I said him staying in the league for 6 years and averaging 12 points would be tough.
I thought it was pretty obvious that I was joking.
I still think Hansborough's whiteness far exceeds Reeves whiteness.
I'm not a basketball fan so I have no idea what you guys are talking about. In case I decide to watch, though, which players show a lot of blackness so I can compare the two?
DarkHippie
12-19-2008, 04:30 PM
Hansborough has never missed a workout in his entire college career. that's hardcore. I really hope he makes it in the nba. they could use someone that isnt a fucking spoiled thug.
Marc with a c
12-19-2008, 04:30 PM
I'm not a basketball fan so I have no idea what you guys are talking about. In case I decide to watch, though, which players show a lot of blackness so I can compare the two?
hot sauce
MacVittie
12-19-2008, 04:32 PM
I'm not a basketball fan so I have no idea what you guys are talking about. In case I decide to watch, though, which players show a lot of blackness so I can compare the two?
Kueth Duany
http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/652311.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19332EFD823EFD41CFD22D9C36E6B3B6636 284831B75F48EF45
razorboy
12-19-2008, 04:32 PM
I'm not a basketball fan so I have no idea what you guys are talking about. In case I decide to watch, though, which players show a lot of blackness so I can compare the two?
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underdog
12-19-2008, 05:37 PM
Hansborough has never missed a workout in his entire college career. that's hardcore. I really hope he makes it in the nba. they could use someone that isnt a fucking spoiled thug.
Seriously, those fucking spoiled thugs like Kevin Garnett, Dwanye Wade, and Lebron James are ruining basketball.
We need more players with outstanding whiteness like The Birdman and Jason Williams.
Marc with a c
12-19-2008, 05:50 PM
don't fake the funk on the birdman. best dunk contest performer ever.
Freakshow
12-20-2008, 05:47 AM
You know what I like about this guy? His whiteness. When the ball is on the floor, the amount of whiteness this guy shows is amazing. And when he's in the post, he shows more whiteness than anyone else. He shows more whiteness and whiteness than every player who ever played. The sheer volume of whiteness this guy possesses is astonishing. No player with this amount of whiteness ever stays in college for 4 years. I don't think we'll ever see another player with this kind of whiteness in the NCAA again.
If his balls are on the floor, i don't believe that he is white.
cougarjake13
12-20-2008, 01:31 PM
he'll be lucky to be darko milicic
drjoek
12-20-2008, 01:37 PM
Tylers mom is pretty fucking hot.
cougarjake13
12-20-2008, 01:47 PM
Tylers mom is pretty fucking hot.
useless w/o pics
Marc with a c
12-20-2008, 01:56 PM
she's no stephen curry's mom.
underdog
04-04-2009, 07:07 PM
Just bumping this thread because College Basketball's version of Jason White is about to go to the finals.
Just bumping this thread because College Basketball's version of Jason White is about to go to the finals.
It's hard to crack on a guy who has many many ACC and NCAA records. If you watched last night you saw that he is 4th all time in tourney scoring points. Yes he probably will not have much of an NBA career, but his accomplishments at this level are rare. And yes he is very white.
underdog
04-07-2009, 04:54 AM
It's hard to crack on a guy who has many many ACC and NCAA records. If you watched last night you saw that he is 4th all time in tourney scoring points. Yes he probably will not have much of an NBA career, but his accomplishments at this level are rare. And yes he is very white.
His accomplishments are rare because no one good stays 4 years.
TheGameHHH
04-07-2009, 07:12 AM
His accomplishments are rare because no one good stays 4 years.
very true but ive been thinking about this more and more the past few days and im willing to give the kid his props. he could have stayed all four years and sucked but instead he worked extremely hard, piled up records and led his team to a national title. last night his life peaked, and he deserved a lot of credit for his hard work and dedication. good for him.
underdog
04-07-2009, 07:25 AM
very true but ive been thinking about this more and more the past few days and im willing to give the kid his props. he could have stayed all four years and sucked but instead he worked extremely hard, piled up records and led his team to a national title. last night his life peaked, and he deserved a lot of credit for his hard work and dedication. good for him.
I just hope he can finally close his mouth.
razorboy
04-07-2009, 07:29 AM
I just hope he can finally close his mouth.
They just got him tying his own shoes and brushing his teeth. Don't ask for miracles.
Aggie
04-07-2009, 07:35 AM
I just hope he can finally close his mouth.
What's with the white, mouth breathing athletes?
Him, Michael Phelps, Eli? Why do they even have nostrils?
JerseyRich
04-07-2009, 07:42 AM
What's with the white, mouth breathing athletes?
Him, Michael Phelps, Eli? Why do they even have nostrils?
Coke?
His accomplishments are rare because no one good stays 4 years.
As they'd say, he was a heady college student-athlete who left it all on the court.
Or he is very, very white.
What's with the white, mouth breathing athletes?
Him, Michael Phelps, Eli? Why do they even have nostrils?
Retardation? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=79009)
razorboy
04-07-2009, 07:53 AM
Don't forget his brain dead goat eyed blank stare.
TripleSkeet
04-07-2009, 07:58 AM
last night his life peaked, and he deserved a lot of credit for his hard work and dedication. good for him.
This.
Unless he gets drafted onto a team which somehow in the next 5 years wins an NBA Championship. Even the benchwarmers get a ring. This kid is the personification of the difference between NCAA bastketball and the NBA.
underdog
05-17-2009, 09:24 AM
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2009/05/durhansbrough.jpg
cougarjake13
05-17-2009, 05:54 PM
This.
Unless he gets drafted onto a team which somehow in the next 5 years wins an NBA Championship. Even the benchwarmers get a ring. This kid is the personification of the difference between NCAA bastketball and the NBA.
he'll be a chris dudley or luc longley
Pestz4Evah
05-17-2009, 06:31 PM
mark madsen with better dancing skills.
cougarjake13
05-17-2009, 06:44 PM
modern day mark eaton
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