The Massively Important Poll of the Day: Red Bull or Amp?

[happytypinggirl]

There are HUGEmongous consquences riding on the outcome of this so please vote honestly.

Which do you prefer....and im talking straight up, not mixed with other things.

Personallly i find them both revolting but I agreed to make this poll for FM Jeff. Remember, the results have MASSIVE consequences. :)

[heymotherkisser]

lo-carb monster.

tho i like reg monster.

[LAX]

slam dunk on this one deb....im comin over

[Sheeplovr]

i don't know the difference between pee and either

[underdog]

All energy drinks (except for the Vitamin Water Energy Drink) are terrible.

[Sheeplovr]

I don't like debs asshole being used as a punchbowl this is weird

[Bob Impact]

redbull

[LAX]

I don't like debs asshole being used as a punchbowl this is weird

speak for yourself

[brettmojo]

Amp.

Red Bull tastes like battery acid.

Amp is delicious.

[smiler grogan]

I don't like debs asshole being used as a punchbowl this is weird

what a visual

[BlackSpider]

I don't like debs asshole being used as a punchbowl this is weird

speak for yourself

what a visual

He swayed my vote...

[Sheeplovr]

He swayed my vote...

NOoooooooooooooooooo

[patsopinion]

i drink amp, full throttle or "no fear"
they all have a sugar free one that i consume whenever possible

but they are all equally gross to the taste
i think the kind of harsh flavor is why i buy it though


safeway just came out with their own line from the green label they distribute that are actually pretty good

but they come in a plastic bottle, which is kind of a downer

[King Hippos Bandaid]

i get irregular heartbeats from that crap

Ill take a peetini , shaken not stirred

[instrument]

I don't like debs asshole being used as a punchbowl this is weird


are you implying that a large glass ladle will fit in her ass?

if so do you have evidence?

If so i hope its been properly tagged and saved in a paper bag.

And if that paper bag is in your fridge, i hope you dont confuse it with your lunch bag and try to eat it at noon tomorrow.

[Marc with a c]

i've bever had amp. i've had red bull several times and i like it.

go red bull. go jeff.

[drjoek]

Large coffee milk no sugar. FTW

[sarsbusdriver]

I'd go with the amp. It seems less speedy. If it was a white powdery substance, amp would be pure and red bull would be stepped on.

[razorboy]

They're both terrible.

[LAX]

i get irregular heartbeats from that crap

another reason I picked option 3

[razorboy]

i get irregular heartbeats from that crap

Ill take a peetini , shaken not stirred

I have an arrhythmia and I have a history with certain stimulant illicit substances and I have had problems with energy drinks that I had never experienced (or perhaps noticed) with aforementioned substances.

[angrymissy]

I buy Jeff Red Bull or Bawls every time

I bought him the fucking AMP in addition to the Red Bull because it had "yerba mate" in it.

HE HAD A FUCKING CORONARY.

[patsopinion]

I don't like debs asshole being used as a punchbowl, this is weird



id drink out of debs butthole



here ya go sheepy
its fucking horrible and awful
should be right up ur alley ere budday

(very very very very nsfw)
NSFW (http://video.xnxx.com/video35498/hannah_west)

[~Katja~]

Large coffee milk no sugar. FTW

skim milk and it's a deal.
never drink either of the two options and don't even know the second

[happytypinggirl]

oh geez! see i knew option # 3 was going to be a mistake.

[~Katja~]

oh geez! see i knew option # 3 was going to be a mistake.

I am sorry, there was no better choice

[~Katja~]

i get irregular heartbeats from that crap

Ill take a peetini , shaken not stirred

that's from the bacon, silly

[meanmrbill]

I'll drink a Red Bull, pee in the empty can then pour it on my butt.

[Slumbag]

Red Bull is nectar of the Gods.

[mikeyboy]

Dunno. Red Bull tastes like liquefied Sweet Tarts. I've never had Amp or pee.

[disneyspy]

i can go all night on 2 red bulls
amp has a wierd aftertaste and gives you bad kissing breath

[~Katja~]

i can go all night on 2 red bulls
amp has a wierd aftertaste and gives you bad kissing breath

so does smoking and we still all do it

[underdog]

here ya go sheepy
its fucking horrible and awful
should be right up ur alley ere budday

(very very very very nsfw)
NSFW (http://video.xnxx.com/video35498/hannah_west)

I just watched that whole video.

[disneyspy]

so does smoking and we still all do it

shhhhhhhh,i posted that we didnt kiss

[Slumbag]

I just watched that whole video.

That's pretty impressive.
I only made it two minutes.

[underdog]

That's pretty impressive.
I only made it two minutes.

I actually clicked on the other links when it was done.

I think that might reveal more about my personality that I'm comfortable with.

[razorboy]

That's pretty impressive.
I only made it two minutes.

Well then, you aren't invited to any of my house parties.

[happytypinggirl]

i watched. and i was agast. and amazed. and horrified. and intrigued. and i looked at the other vids but was too afraid to click.



but i may look later.

[tanless1]

niether; 5hr energy and a pleasnt cup of coffee. treat yourself right.

[BlackSpider]

I watched, but without sound.
I was disappointed at the ending...

[Slumbag]

I actually clicked on the other links when it was done.

I think that might reveal more about my personality that I'm comfortable with.

Well then, you aren't invited to any of my house parties.

My post was actually meant to be a really sick masturbation joke, but back to the topic at hand, Red Bull is the shit.

[underdog]

My post was actually meant to be a really sick masturbation joke, but back to the topic at hand, Red Bull is the shit.

Looking back, that was actually a pretty funny joke. But I'm drunk and didn't realize it was a joke.

[underdog]

i watched. and i was agast. and amazed. and horrified. and intrigued. and i looked at the other vids but was too afraid to click.



but i may look later.

There's one with a girl with very large pussy lips.

[tanless1]

theres a video ? crap, i need some "real" internet that dont rely on thumbs.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

Rockstar Energy Drink is the shit...and it doesn't taste like shit.

[scottinnj]

AMP.

Now they have Grape, Cherry and Orange as well as the Mountain Dew flavor.

And they also have an Enegy Shot to compete with 5 Hour Energy.

With all this, who needs crystal meth?

[CofyCrakCocaine]

oh geez! see i knew option # 3 was going to be a mistake.

never offer piss for beverage choice #3 around here

[A.J.]

I don't like debs asshole being used as a punchbowl this is weird

Pee in my punchbowl?

[A.J.]

Red Bull tastes like liquefied Sweet Tarts.

I was gonna say

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41FBNBB5PPL._SL500_AA280_PIbundle-36,TopRight,0,0_AA280_SH20_.jpg

[ToiletCrusher]

I have taste aversion to all energy drinks. I may or may not have (just refusing to admit to it) had alcohol poisoning once from drinking way too much redbull and vodka about 7 years ago. Vodka doesn't bother me with smell or taste but I gag just smelling energy drinks. blah!

[Gvac]

The real question to me is why anybody would drink any of that "energy drink" swill when something as perfect and delicious as coffee exists.

Buncha wackos.

[Slumbag]

The real question to me is why anybody would drink any of that "energy drink" swill when something as perfect and delicious as coffee exists.

Buncha wackos.

It's more portable, and it's cold, which is nice on those sweltering summer days when you need some extra energy.

Coffee is still aces, though.

[biggestmexi]

Amp.

Red Bull tastes like battery acid.

Amp is delicious.

your cool. but red bull doesnt taste so bad to me.

Large coffee milk no sugar. FTW

I like coffee as well.

I have tried a lot of energy drinks. Amp to me and the other flavours are the greatest. Although I do not drink them for their "energy giving" properties(since they don't anymore) I drink the amp solely based on flavour and that's all i drink.

At my old job I used to get red bulls for free. Drink Drink Drink Drink. I think it kind of de-sensitized me to the "energy".

On the other hand if I do need energy the way to go is Energy pills or what i drink and is delicious is Spike Shooters. Any one not cunty enough to try it it, I dare YE. The pills will also speed your metabolism as well.

But i would only drink half the can cuase you are a light weight

[Whiskeyportal]

Redbull and vodka is a wonderful wake-up drink if you're a little sleepy when you go out for a night of getting shit faced.

[ToiletCrusher]

The real question to me is why anybody would drink any of that "energy drink" swill when something as perfect and delicious as coffee exists.

Buncha wackos.

agreed. add brandy if needed.

[tileslinger]

Amp is ok but I rank energy drinks like this

1.Monster (By Far)
2.Rock Star
3.Coffee
4.Amp
5.Red Bull

[IMSlacker]

What ever happened to good old fashioned white crosses?

[happytypinggirl]

The real question to me is why anybody would drink any of that "energy drink" swill when something as perfect and delicious as coffee exists.

Buncha wackos.

exactly.

then again, i drink decaf. im too delicate for artificial stimulation.

[razorboy]

exactly.

then again, i drink decaf. im too delicate for artificial stimulation.

No way that's going to get taken out of context.

[Space Edge]

I'll take this over Red Bull and AMP

http://www.receiptupondeath.com/picutures/bawls_2up.jpg

[Sheeplovr]

How were there more views than votes all the time

all you have to do is click

[~Katja~]

How were there more views than votes all the time

all you have to do is click

cause people come back multiple times to read other responses, silly. They still can only vote once.

[GvacMobile]

exactly.

then again, i drink decaf. im too delicate for artificial stimulation.

And I was just starting to think you might be cool.

DECAF???

Do you drink O'Douls too?

[happytypinggirl]

And I was just starting to think you might be cool.

DECAF???

Do you drink O'Douls too?

yea i have to. one cup cup of regular coffee and im a crazyperson. does it help that i drink it black?

if odouls didnt taste like garbage i'd drink it in the summer.

[stump12]

Jolt. They come in a resealable can. And they have a couple of different flavors. I think its Orange, Blue Raz and some yellow one. Sorry Sheepy its not pee.

[brettmojo]

The Rockstar 24K is great. But the Traction/Grape flavor or Amp is awesome.

[cougarjake13]

cant stand red bull tastes too much like medicine to me


i like amp b/c its almsot like drinking mt. dew

[Rob roccoli]

I'm gonna go with Redbull but I can only stand the flavor of their sugarfree product. The regular Redbull tastes like shit unless it's mixed with copious amounts of alcohol. On a side bar, I hate going out to get shitfaced and when I ask for a Redbull and Jager/Crown bomber, I find out that they are using some other off brand energy drink but selling it to me when I asked for a specific product. Why wouldn't they disclose that they aren't using actual Redbull when I order the fucking thing? Now I have to ask ahead of time and I don't like it. :wallbash: