I shat in the shower

[sr71blackbird]

I must have either food poisoning or a stomach virus, because yesterday I did not feel so hot, and last night after I went to bed, I became very nauseous and started throwing up. I threw up 5 times in the course of the night. When I woke up I had bad diarrhea too. So I have ben facing the bowl in two different directions for quite a while now.
I had bad chills and decided to take a long hot bath, which seemed to help. When I drained the water and stood up, I go nauseous t again and jumped out to vomit again. I went back in the shower and stated soaping up and felt what I thought was a fart, but was not!

Totally gross! It nauseated me even more and I had to sanitize everything like a murder scene.

Now I am lounging around, drinking ginger tea and hoping this passes. I had a job interview scheduled for tomorrow and I had to leave a message that I will need to do it later in the week.

How do you get over stomach flu or food poisoning? I plan to lie around all day in my robe and under covers.

[SuperKarateMonkeyDeathFez]

Not much you can do besides staying hydrated and laying around.

Lord, this is gross.

[jauble]

Whenever I have stomach issues my body tries to kill me. I crave things that I know will make me sicker. I.e. big salad with hard boiled eggs and ranch dressing, white castle (which I dont eat unless Im sick/drunk), cottage cheese, etc.

[fezident]

Don't sweat it.
It's happened to me more than once.

I've shit in your shower on many many occasions.

[KingGeno]

Whenever I have stomach issues my body tries to kill me. I crave things that I know will make me sicker. I.e. big salad with hard boiled eggs and ranch dressing, white castle (which I dont eat unless Im sick/drunk), cottage cheese, etc.

and beets. Lots of beets.

[topless_mike]

i know when i start to get sick like that, i only eat things that i know will mess me up.
seems to get it out of my body much faster.

[sr71blackbird]

I didnt have anything other than an Alkaselter Cold.
Good idea or bad? Should I avoid Immodium? I thought it might be good to "get it out"

[donnie_darko]

thats awful...i remember as a kid learning the value of sitting on the toilet with a bucket on my lap, justin case.

[KC2OSO]

Had the same stomach/flu/cold thing about a week ago. Took the Walgreen equivelant of NyQuil and hoped to ride out the night. Long about 4 am, I was dreaming of farting and pooping and woke to a bit of a soily mess. Luckily not too much of a mess but I did have to throw my underwear away. Once I made it to the bowl, the blast sounds woke my wife up and had her in stiches. Good times.

[grlNIN]

Wow.

[Boogie in Va]

What were you doing, eating and drinking during the day before you started to get sick? Dehydration can make you have the puke / shits as well.

[IamFogHat]

Good thing you weren't on a shower bench.

I've never done that, but I have shit my pants when I had food poisoning, I think we all do something like that every once and a while.

[ScottFromGA]

mmm...puddi-WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT A MINUTE!!!

[disneyspy]

but i didnt shat the deputeeeee

[Reynolds]

At least have the common courtesy to drop mud in your hand, and pull the curtain back to dispose the droppings in the toilet

[marcpsych]

But did you shit on the deputy?

The very essence of TMI.