Ziti Is Gay

[Gvac]

I like rigatoni and linguini much better.

What's your favorite pasta?

[Whiskeyportal]

manicotti with ricotta. lock it.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

penne putanesca

mainly on account of the fact that you never knew whores could cook so good (for the rubes out there, 'putanesca' means 'whore')

that or linguine with arugula + crushed tomatoes/diced onion/2 cloves garlic

i loff at you ronzoni-eating mofos

*edit* oo, 3000th post! im gonna give myself a sticker.

[reillyluck]

especially if its made while wearing spandex.

[Bossanova]

I like rigatoni and linguini much better.

What's your favorite pasta?

Thats about my feeling.

Even gayer than ziti?


FUCKING SPIRAL PASTA

[Gvac]

especially if its made while wearing spandex.

With poison.

[Gvac]

Thats about my feeling.

Even gayer than ziti?


FUCKING SPIRAL PASTA

The worst!

And stick those wagon wheels up the furthest point of your ass, people. SUPER gay.

[Foster]

I think manicotti with ricotta is gayer then Ziti.

Look at the shape and what oozes out the end when you eat it.

[reillyluck]

Thats about my feeling.

Even gayer than ziti?


FUCKING SPIRAL PASTA

such a gay word. Ssssspiral.

[TheGameHHH]

Penne, Rigatoni, then Ziti.......thats my top 3

[JerseyRich]

Stick those wagon wheels up the furthest point of your ass

My favorite Gquote of the year.

[SuperKarateMonkeyDeathFez]

I can do the most in minimal kitchen time with spaghetti, macaroni and egg noodles.

Any of you wannabe Italians out there can eat a dick if you want to try and school me. I don't want to to waste time cooking. Shut up. Stroganoff, casseroles and spaghetti with my amazing homemade sauces are all I want to deal with.

[Fallon]

Cheese ravioli.

I could eat pasta everyday.

[Gvac]

I can do the most in minimal kitchen time with spaghetti, macaroni and egg noodles.

Any of you wannabe Italians out there can eat a dick if you want to try and school me. I don't want to to waste time cooking. Shut up.

I like the cut of your gib.

[Bossanova]

Farfalle or in faggot speak

Bow Tie/ Butterfly Pasta

[jonyrotn]

Growing up in a house where maccaroni and cheese was considered a gourmet pasta dinner I'll take what I can get and like it..
I won't even snub my nose at at that potato pasta gnocchi shit..

[SuperKarateMonkeyDeathFez]

I like the cut of your gib.

I wish my jib was uncut.

[Whiskeyportal]

I think I'm even gayer then Ziti.

Look at the shape of my cock and what oozes out the end when you eat it.

Fixed

[Gvac]

I wish my jib was uncut.

Gross.

[SuperKarateMonkeyDeathFez]

Farfalle or in faggot speak

Bow Tie/ Butterfly Pasta

Hey Boss, does the fake word "gabbagool" make you want to commit a hate crime as much as it does for me?

[reillyluck]

I wish my jib was uncut.

hawt.

[Foster]

a get meal I used to throw together was pasta(what was in the cabnet) and a can of Hormel Chili, used as the sauce.

Quick and tastie

[SuperKarateMonkeyDeathFez]

Gross.

You've been brainwashed to accept the jib holocaust perpetrated on countless mini-jibs. FIGHT THE POWER.

[Bossanova]

Hey Boss, does the fake word "gabbagool" make you want to commit a hate crime as much as it does for me?

You have no idea sir. I grab for I knife the minute one of those asshole says ga....

[MacVittie]

Just because he's a pitcher in San Francisco doesn't mean he's gay.

http://www.chrisoleary.com/projects/Baseball/Pitching/Images/Pitchers/BarryZito/BarryZito_2007_038.jpg

[joethebartender]

ziti's not gay...
this is gay pasta:

http://www.djurvall.burken.nu/Harrys_0413/004%20-%20Penis%20pasta.jpg

[SuperKarateMonkeyDeathFez]

a get meal I used to throw together was pasta(what was in the cabnet) and a can of Hormel Chili, used as the sauce.

Quick and tastie

Fuck yes. Melt some cheese or just use some mac and cheese creamy sauce on it and that's primo eating. Instant comfort food.

I had a casserole the other night that was macaroni in cream sauce with onions, mushrooms, broccoli and tomatos with ground beef and melted cheese on top. Heaven.

[SuperKarateMonkeyDeathFez]

You have no idea sir. I grab for I knife the minute one of those asshole says ga....

If you were running for something, I'd vote for you twice.

[Bossanova]

If you were running for something, I'd vote for you twice.

HAHA, thanks

[Puggle_kicker]

Linguine when properly cooked is ace.

[Ritalin]

I like rigatoni and linguini much better.

What's your favorite pasta?

The word "pasta" is gay.

[drjoek]

I love spaghetti. No need to get creative go with the OG.

[MisterSmith]

My two favorites are Angel Hair pasta and small-medium Shells. I know that shells sometimes get a bad rap, but they cradle sauce really nicely and I am a fan of sauce.

[keithy_19]

Penne.

[SuperKarateMonkeyDeathFez]

I love spaghetti. No need to get creative go with the OG.

Truth.

Though God help anyone that tries to pass off thin spaghetti to me as actual spaghetti. There would be blood.

[Don Stugots]

manicotti with ricotta. lock it.

i love when Grammy makes the manicotti shells from scratch in a little frying pan.

my 2nd fav is fusilli with ricotta and tiny meatballs mixed in.

[Don Stugots]

Truth.

Though God help anyone that tries to pass off thin spaghetti to me as actual spaghetti. There would be blood.

i hate that too. i ask for spaghetti and get angel hair. BOO!

[SuperKarateMonkeyDeathFez]

i hate that too. i ask for spaghetti and get angel hair. BOO!

They might as well have just spit in my food in front of me. Wimpy pasta that clumps together...ECH.

[Big_Joe]

fedachinie alfredo

[underdog]

Fusilli rules all.

[MacVittie]

Shells.

[spot]

I like ziti, and I think the wheels have come off of the Gvac sanity wagon.

[Death Metal Moe]

BOOYA BITCHEZ!!!


http://www.notebookmagazine.com/food/images/h-food-gnocchi.jpg

GNOCCHI FOR THE WIN YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKERS!!!!!

WHAT NOW!!!!?!??!??!?!?!?

[A.J.]

Broccoli and cavatelli.

http://lh5.ggpht.com/debra.schiff/SDcktHNBFjI/AAAAAAAADzg/epaGl-VNy1w/s400/DSCF2256.jpg

[~Katja~]

we love pasta, will never ever be able to some atkins type of diets

our favorite is Cellentani
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/241773/2/istockphoto_241773_pasta_cellentani.jpg

but Ziti is awesome as well.

[Foster]

we love pasta, will never ever be able to some atkins type of diets

our favorite is Cellentani
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/241773/2/istockphoto_241773_pasta_cellentani.jpg

but Ziti is awesome as well.

pasta is great, but the carbs do suck

[Gvac]

I just finished a delicious rigatoni dinner.

Enjoy your ziti, sissy boys!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

is Penne considered gay

it is soo much classier than Ziti



an analogy


Penne: Ronnie B
Ziti: Epo

[Devo37]

Baked Ziti is outstanding! i think you've all lost your noodles.

[Hottub]

+ ziti

- rigatoni

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Baked Ziti is outstanding! i think you've all lost your noodles.




Baked Penne is good

Ziti is dull

[Devo37]

Baked Penne is good

Ziti is dull

Penne is for pretentious asses that wear spandex outfits while riding bicycles.

the firefox spell checker doesn't even think it's a real word!

[Gvac]

Penne is for pretentious asses that wear spandex outfits while riding bicycles.

the firefox spell checker doesn't even think it's a real word!



It's a well known fact that Firefox hates guineas!

Racist browser.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Penne is for pretentious asses that wear spandex outfits while riding bicycles.

the firefox spell checker doesn't even think it's a real word!




You and Hottub should rent a van and try to lure little boys into it you creepy Ziti Lovers

[ToiletCrusher]

I like some nice angel hair pasts. If that makes me queer then so be it!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I like some nice angel hair pasts. If that makes me queer then so be it!


nope angel hair and spaghettini rule

u can eat it with out the gay spaghetti twirl

[Devo37]

You and Hottub should rent a van and try to lure little boys into it you creepy Ziti Lovers

we already have a van, so take that, tough guy!

wait a minute...

[A.J.]

Does Spätzle count as a pasta? That's good stuff.

http://parthenonfoods.com/images/KnorrSpatzleBag.jpg

[GvacMobile]

Don't bring your Nazi propaganda into a guinea thread.

[A.J.]

Don't bring your Nazi propaganda into a guinea thread.

"Italian origin, theory nr 3: the name is Germanized by the Swabians from the Italian verb spazzare (meaning to break or split) or noun pezzo (meaning slice), referring to how the dough may be formed into noodles."

[~Katja~]

Does Spätzle count as a pasta? That's good stuff.

http://parthenonfoods.com/images/KnorrSpatzleBag.jpg

No, Spaetzle are a potato dish more so than pasta... but I like it... though it's more common in South Germany and Austria


maybe I should take that back.... I guess it is made of flour and egg and stuff... though it tastes a lot more like dumplings than pasta

[A.J.]

But it goes great with wiener schnitzel.

http://homepage.mac.com/onehundredbhq/.Public/homer.jpg

[GvacMobile]

Mussolini > Hitler

End of discussion.

Now please get back on topic.

Thank you.

[~Katja~]

But it goes great with wiener schnitzel.

http://homepage.mac.com/onehundredbhq/.Public/homer.jpg

which is Austrian... I tell ya those Austrians eat HUGE portions of everything... a Wiener Schnitzel for them is the size of an entire dinner plate...

[GregoryJoseph]

Ziti Rigatoni?

What wizardry be this?

[sailor]

No, Spaetzle are a potato dish more so than pasta... but I like it... though it's more common in South Germany and Austria


maybe I should take that back.... I guess it is made of flour and egg and stuff... though it tastes a lot more like dumplings than pasta

stuff = salt

it's no different than any other pasta in composition.

[K.C.]

Fusilli's for fags.

[aceofspades7]

go put more ketchup on you hotdog nutso