favorite lines to shit songs

[sailor]

have at it, boss.

[Bossanova]

have at it, boss.

HAHA, this is why I love you



It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic... don't you think

[Bossanova]

It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife

[horshack]

It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife

homo.

[Bossanova]

I got in a little hometown jam
And so they put a rifle in my hands
Sent me off to Vietnam
To go and kill the yellow man

[Bossanova]

The night has fallen, Im lyinawake
I can feel myself fading away

On the streets of philadelphia

[Don Stugots]

Light a candle, curse the glare,
Draw the curtains, I don't care, 'cause
It's all right.

[reillyluck]

Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah, they were all yellow.

[Bossanova]

When neither light nor darkness
When neither night or day
When neither kind nor heartless
When neither lost or saved
When neither still or moved
When neither held or free
Oh to be so human

Dead man walking

[Bossanova]

If you pay the price
Shell let you deep inside
But theres a secret garden she hides

[reillyluck]

If you pay the price
Shell let you deep inside
But theres a secret garden she hides

i feel all weird inside now.

[Bossanova]

i feel all weird inside now.

haha! I hope in a good way:wink:

[reillyluck]

I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish I'll be your fantasy.

I'll be your hope, I'll be your love be everything that you need.

I love you more with every breath truly madly deeply do.

[FUNKMAN]

when I drink alone I prefer to be by myself

huh what?

[IMSlacker]

Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire

[Bossanova]

Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go
So make the best of this test, and don't ask why
It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the time of your life.

[Bossanova]

1 bourbon 1 scotch and 1 beer

[Jughead]

With a load of iron ore twenty-six thousand tons more
Than the edmund fitzgerald weighed empty.
That good ship and true was a bone to be chewed
When the gales of november came early.

[reillyluck]

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party

[Bossanova]

Your love is better than ice cream
better than anything else that I've tried
and your love is better than ice cream
everyone here know how to fight

[reillyluck]

Hey sugar momma, come and dance with me
The smartest thing you ever did was take a chance with me
Whatever tickles your fancy
Girl it's you like Sid and Nancy

[AnnoyedGrunt]

You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
Excepting Alice

[reillyluck]

Wake up kids

We've got the dreamers disease

Age fourteen

They got you down on your knees

So polite

You're busy still saying please

[midwestjeff]

I like to drink a little beer...

At the end of the day....

[reillyluck]

I like to drink a little beer...

At the end of the day....

:lol:

[Jughead]

well dance all night get real loose
you don't need no bad excuse
dance all night with anyone
don't let nobody pick your fun
shake it up, oo-oo
shake it up, yeah yeah
shake it up, oo-oo
shake it up

[BlackSpider]

When I wake up in the morning
And the 'larm lets out a warning
I don't think I'll ever make it on time...

[reillyluck]

Girl I can't understand it, why you want to hurt me
After all the things I've done for you.
I buy you champagne and roses and diamonds on your finger -
Diamonds on your finger -
Still you hang out all night
what am I to do?

[Bossanova]

My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,

[reillyluck]

Ya stole somebody's record then ya looped it, ya looped it

Ya boosted the record then ya looped it, ya looped it

Aiyyo, I came from Cali, and they hooped it, they hooped it

But now you're getting sued kinda stoopid

[reillyluck]

Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching in the night
Streetlight people, living just to find emotion
Hiding, somewhere in the night

[Dude!]

My daddy was a cop on the east side of Chicago
Back in the U.S.A. back in the bad old days

stfu

[BlackSpider]

And as he started to go,
She said "Billy, keep your head low-ow-ow"...

[Jughead]

They say that the road
Aint no place to start a family
Right down the line
Its been you and me
And lovin a music man
Aint always what its supposed to be
Oh girl you stand by me
Im forever yours...faithfully

[mongothetrucker]

I met her on the mountain
There I took her life
Met her on the mountain
Stabbed her with my knife

[tileslinger]

Re-runs have become our history.

[Bossanova]

We met some time ago,
When we were so young.
We've been through thick and thin,
We've lost, we've tied, we've won.


Friends forever,
With you everywhere.
Friends forever,
Always will be friends.



If you're down,
I'll pick you up,
I'll never let you fall.
If you ever need someone,
I'm waiting for your call.



We'll be friends forever,
We'll be friends,
Talkin' 'bout friends..
Always will be there,
Will be there. Will be there.



Through it all, hangin' tough,
We'll stay side by side.
We'll be friends forever,
Til' the end of time.



Friends forever,
We'll be friends,
Talkin' 'bout friends.
Always will be there,
Yeah, yeah friends.
Always be friends.
We'll be friends together.
Yes we will,
Yes we will,
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oohhhh.

[Don Stugots]

I know these rails we're on like I know my lady's smile,
We see a dozen dreams in every passing mile.
Can't begin to count the trips she and I have made,
But I wish I had a dollar for each time we've both been down this grade.

[Don Stugots]

My spy boy saw you spy boy sittin' by the fi-yo
My spy boy told your spy boy, "I'm gonna set you flag on fi-yo."

[reillyluck]

Just the good ol' boys,
Never meanin' no harm,
Beats all you've never saw, been in trouble with the law
since the day they was born.
Straight'nin' the curve,
Flat'nin' the hills.
Someday the mountain might get 'em,
but the law never will.
Makin' their way, The only way they know how,
That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.
Just the good ol' boys,
Wouldn't change if they could,
Fightin' the system like a two modern day Robin Hood.

[disneyspy]

My spy boy saw you spy boy sittin' by the fi-yo
My spy boy told your spy boy, "I'm gonna set you flag on fi-yo."

leave me outta this

[Bossanova]

Hey Stugots, Hey Stugots! :wink:

[Don Stugots]

Hey Stugots, Hey Stugots! :wink:

i was wondering how long it would take before you noticed. I got a nice laugh from yours though.

[Dude!]

We met some time ago,
When we were so young.
We've been through thick and thin,
We've lost, we've tied, we've won.


Friends forever,
With you everywhere.
Friends forever,
Always will be friends.



If you're down,
I'll pick you up,
I'll never let you fall.
If you ever need someone,
I'm waiting for your call.



We'll be friends forever,
We'll be friends,
Talkin' 'bout friends..
Always will be there,
Will be there. Will be there.



Through it all, hangin' tough,
We'll stay side by side.
We'll be friends forever,
Til' the end of time.



Friends forever,
We'll be friends,
Talkin' 'bout friends.
Always will be there,
Yeah, yeah friends.
Always be friends.
We'll be friends together.
Yes we will,
Yes we will,
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oohhhh.


so now we are supposed to post entire songs?

[reillyluck]

so now we are supposed to post entire songs?

every single line in that song is shit.

[Bossanova]

every single line in that song is shit.

Thank you for getting me

[Bossanova]

i was wondering how long it would take before you noticed. I got a nice laugh from yours though.

HAHA! yeah, I noticed prick. Thanks though

[DandyCandy]

Mafia Payday, Spread the Iris.com, Mafia Life.com Don Rigo Cigars.com

[sailor]

Yo, We at war
We at war with terrorism, racism, and most of all we at war with ourselves
(Jesus Walks)
God show me the way because the Devil trying to break me down
(Jesus Walks with me) with me, with me, with me [fades]

You know what the Midwest is?
Young & Restless
Where restless (Niggas) might snatch your necklace
And next these (Niggas) might jack your Lexus
Somebody tell these (Niggas) who Kanye West is
I walk through the valley of the Chi where death is
Top floor the view alone will leave you breathless Uhhhh!
Try to catch it Uhhhh! It's kinda hard hard
Getting choked by the detectives yeah yeah now check the method
They be asking us questions, harass and arrest us
Saying "we eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"
Huh? Yall eat pieces of shit? What's the basis?
We ain't going nowhere but got suits and cases
A trunk full of coke rental car from Avis
My momma used to say only Jesus can save us
Well momma I know I act a fool
But I'll be gone 'til November I got packs to move I Hope

[Hook x2]
(Jesus Walks)
God show me the way because the Devil trying to break me down
(Jesus Walks with me)
The only thing that that I pray is that my feet don't fail me now
(Jesus Walks)
And I don't think there is nothing I can do now to right my wrongs
(Jesus Walks with me)
I want to talk to God but I'm afraid because we ain't spoke in so long

To the hustlers, killers, murderers, drug dealers even the strippers
(Jesus walks with them)
To the victims of Welfare for we living in hell here hell yeah
(Jesus walks with them)
Now hear ye hear ye want to see Thee more clearly
I know he hear me when my feet get weary
Cause we're the almost nearly extinct
We rappers are role models we rap we don't think
I ain't here to argue about his facial features
Or here to convert atheists into believers
I'm just trying to say the way school need teachers
The way Kathie Lee needed Regis that's the way I need Jesus
So here go my single dog radio needs this
They say you can rap about anything except for Jesus
That means guns, sex, lies, video tapes
But if I talk about God my record won't get played Huh?
Well let this take away from my spins
Which will probably take away from my ends
Then I hope this take away from my sins
And bring the day that I'm dreaming about
Next time I'm in the club everybody screaming out

(Jesus Walks)
God show me the way because the devil trying to break me down
(Jesus Walks)
The only thing that that I pray is that my feet don't fail me now
(Jesus Walks)
And I don't thing there's nothing I can do now to right my wrongs
(Jesus walks with me... fades)
I want to talk to God but I'm afraid because we ain't spoke in so long

[reillyluck]

hahahaha!!! I love you, Sailor. i cannot tell you how much joy you just brought to me.

[sailor]

hahahaha!!! I love you, Sailor. i cannot tell you how much joy you just brought to me.

2nd person today to say that on here today. awk-ward.

[reillyluck]

2nd person today to say that on here today. awk-ward.

saying today twice in the same sentence. Awk-ward.

[sailor]

saying today twice in the same sentence today. Awk-ward.

agreed.

[Foster]

I am a man who will fight for your honor

I'll be the hero you've been waiting for

[sailor]

I am a man who will fight for your honor

I'll be the hero you've been waiting for

dreaming of (http://www.lyricsfreak.com/p/peter+cetera/glory+of+love_20107379.html)

[reillyluck]

dreaming of (http://www.lyricsfreak.com/p/peter+cetera/glory+of+love_20107379.html)

you're just like a knight and shining armor, from a long time ago. :wub:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

and the home of the brave............

[sailor]

and the home of the brave............

i'm so telling gvac you grabbed reilly's butt.

[MacVittie]

1 bourbon 1 scotch and 1 beer

That's not a shit song and you have the drink order reversed.

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[Bossanova]

That's not a shit song and you have the drink order reversed.

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I should have been more specific.

George Thorogood and the Destroyers killed this for me.

And I have the title correct sir. You have a different song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGWlSMFNRag

[Rob roccoli]

East bound and dowwwwn, loaded up and truckin'
We're gonna do what they say can't be done.

[johnniewalker]

Heyyyyyy! I'm a foot without a sock without you!!!

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[tele7]

East bound and dowwwwn, loaded up and truckin'
We're gonna do what they say can't be done.

Ouch!

[scottinnj]

Love in an elevator
Livin it up whn Im goin down
Love in an elevator
Lovin it up till I hit the ground

[NickyL0885]

Hey Hey momma see the way you move
gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.

[KC2OSO]

Any song with the word "FIRE" in it.

'Cause the next word coming is "DESIRE"

Too many songs to mention.

This post deserves its own thread but I'm too lazy. This is a concept post.

[scottinnj]

Any song with the word "FIRE" in it.

'Cause the next word coming is "DESIRE"

Too many songs to mention.

This post deserves its own thread but I'm too lazy. This is a concept post.

Or get real shitty and do desire before fire.


"Hey little girl is your daddy home
Did he go away and leave you all alone
I got a bad desire
Woo ooooh oooh, Im on fire"

[PapaBear]

Any song with the word "FIRE" in it.

'Cause the next word coming is "DESIRE"
Sometimes it's liar, higher or pyre.

I hope Epo doesn't read this.

Or Robby Krieger

[midwestjeff]

Sometimes it's liar, better or pyre.

Fixed for Ed Sullivan.

[Rob roccoli]

Ouch!

I actually like the song, I just don't like myself for liking it.