View Full Version : Peeing in Amsterdam
TooLowBrow
12-12-2008, 10:34 PM
When you gotta go, you gotta go and in Amsterdam, being a guy has its advantages. You'll see these public urinals on the street, so instead of yellowing up the canals, you can take care of your business right here, with all the world watching as you shake the dew off the lilly.
Is this true? Gross!
http://cache.virtualtourist.com/1431733-Urinating-Amsterdam.jpg
Ritalin
12-13-2008, 04:23 AM
no, it's actually awesome, and it keeps the rowdys from pissing all over the street, which they would do.
ecobag2
12-13-2008, 04:26 AM
...no hiding two pairs of gentlemen's legs in there.
waaaakka.
sailor
12-13-2008, 04:29 AM
no, it's actually awesome, and it keeps the rowdys from pissing all over the street, which they would do.
because that's so rampant throughout the civilized world.
SatCam
12-13-2008, 05:05 AM
Jules: So, tell me again about the hashbars?
Vincent: Okay, what you wanna know?
Jules: Hash is legal there right?
Vincent: Yeah, it's legal, but it ain't a hundred percent legal. I mean, you can't walk into a restaurant, roll a joint and start puffin' away. You're only supposed to smoke in your home or certain designated places.
Jules: And those are hashbars?
Vincent: It breaks down like this: it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it, and, if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's legal to carry it, but that doesn't really matter 'cause - get a load of this - if you get stopped by the cops in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you. I mean, that's a right the cops in Amsterdam don't have.
Jules: [laughing] I'm going, that's all there is to it, I'm fuckin' going.
Vincent: Yeah baby, you'd dig it the most.
Ritalin
12-13-2008, 05:08 AM
because that's so rampant throughout the civilized world.
Civilized?
You should see Amsterdam on the weekends when the English and Irish fly over for bachelor parties.
Plus, you know how many guys take leaks in doorways in Manhattan on the average weekend night? In fact, I'll bet you one of our ilk does it tonight during or after the party.
sailor
12-13-2008, 05:25 AM
Civilized?
You should see Amsterdam on the weekends when the English and Irish fly over for bachelor parties.
Plus, you know how many guys take leaks in doorways in Manhattan on the average weekend night? In fact, I'll bet you one of our ilk does it tonight during or after the party.
dave's not drinking tonight.
Ritalin
12-13-2008, 06:03 AM
dave's not drinking tonight.
C'mon, I'm supposed to believe that?
JerseyRich
12-13-2008, 06:15 AM
because that's so rampant throughout the civilized world.
The problem is that it's Europe...and there are Football Matches that happen...
When they let out, it's complete insanity on the streets. Many stores and bars just close up when the matches end, so they won't have to deal with the hooligans.
I think it's a great idea and NYC should do the same.
Judge Smails
12-13-2008, 06:33 AM
I once heard of a drunken animal that pissed on the Israeli embassy in Manhattan.
cougarjake13
12-14-2008, 03:26 PM
thats awesome
sucks for the ladies
sailor
12-14-2008, 03:33 PM
I once heard of a drunken animal that pissed on the Israeli embassy in Manhattan.
thief!
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