Killing a camel

[mailman73]

If you had to fight a camel in "hand to hand" combat with no weapons ...how would you take out a camel??

[PerryWinkle]

eyes!

[jauble]

eyes!

Yep and stomp its knees backward

[jauble]

Option two: light up

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3209/2810739448_758f6d0cd8.jpg

[BlackSpider]

I'd wait until it tried to give me a low sweep kick,
Then I'd bring me knee up.
And when it's shin breaks, and it falls down on the stump,
I'd move in and finish it off...

[PerryWinkle]

I'd wait until it tried to give me a low sweep kick,
Then I'd bring me knee up.
And when it's shin breaks, and it falls down on the stump,
I'd move in and finish it off...

since when do you talk like a pirate?

[torker]

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh171/nnnick1/CamelClutch.jpg

[torker]

Bite it's toe until it bleeds.
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/2/20/220px-Jeans_cameltoe.jpg

[torker]

Go solo.
http://a278.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/12/l_5c5dc160a3304bf3b3d492b5bcdcf915.jpg

[Farmer Dave]

Jump on its head and hold those big dumb nostrils closed until it sufficates. It doesn't take long, they don't need much water but they take a lot of air.

[ANC]

Punch it in it's hump until the water spills out...

[Freakshow]

Standing on the beach
With a gun in my hand
Staring at the sea
Staring at the sand
Staring down the barrel
At the camel on the ground
I can see his open mouth
But I hear no sound

I'm alive
I'm dead
I'm the stranger
Killing an camel

[ANC]

Standing on the beach la la la la
With a gun in my hand la la la la
Staring at the sea la la la la
Staring at the sand la la la la
Staring down the barrel la la la la
At the camel on the ground la la la la
I can see his open mouth la la la la
But I hear no sound la la la la

I'm alive
I'm dead
I'm the stranger
Killing an camel

Fixed!

[Mullenax]

Weaken the ankles.

[FunkyDrummer]

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[ToiletCrusher]

anal sex could kill it

[marky2bucks]

I think you'd have to go for the eyes first, then go for the throat. It would give up a hell of a fight though.

[ozzie]

I go straight for the throat punch and crush his windpipe.

[badorties]

Standing on the beach
With a gun in my hand
Staring at the sea
Staring at the sand
Staring down the barrel
At the camel on the ground
I can see his open mouth
But I hear no sound

I'm alive
I'm dead
I'm the stranger
Killing an camel

there goes my joke ...

[bobrobot]

Make it listen to Peter Frampton's 2nd album...

http://991.com/newGallery/Peter-Frampton-Wind-Of-Change--F-435877.jpg

http://images.wolfgangsvault.com/images/catalog/detail/RYN750525-PO.jpg

[Rob roccoli]

Pay the two bucks to the nice man, get on it's back and then piano wire necklace. Done and done.

[Marc with a c]

i'd karate chop its head off.

[PapaBear]

I'd explain to the camel how miserable his existence is. He lives in the desert. Smelly people give him lots of water for a short period of time. Then, smelly people will make him carry things in the desert for long periods of time with no more water, because he has one or two huge lumps of water filled fat on his back (along with all of the shit he's carrying around for the smelly people). If he and the smelly people get lost, the smelly people will eat him (or stick straws in his fat lumps, and drink his fatty water).

Said camel will kill himself.

Words hurt.