Best non-existent species

[patsopinion]

best non existent species

Unicorn?
Minotaur?
a competent earl?



what animal that never existed or has since died out rocks the hardest?

[Marc with a c]

californian intern

[patsopinion]

californian intern

.... :surrender:

[Sue_Bender]

A good man.

[STC-Dub]

Centaur or Pegasus

[patsopinion]

ive always been a fan of the phoenix
the rise from the ashes to kick ass is totally metal

[kdubya]

beholder

[Jughead]

Drew Breeze:annoyed:

[BlackSpider]

Dragons...


and don't give me that Kimodo shit...

[PerryWinkle]

Bigfoot or a yeti

[scottinnj]

Bigfoot or a yeti

Hands down, bigfoot. Love the guy. Kept me thoroughly horrified as a kid in the 70s, and I'm a better person as a result.

Don't judge-it could have been you.

[Marc with a c]

jesus.

[BlackSpider]

jesus.

That's not a species...

[KingGeno]

Toss-up between Nibbler from Futurama and Black Santa.

[Marc with a c]

you're going to hell

[patsopinion]

Toss-up between Nibbler from Futurama and Black Santa.

you're going to hell

didnt know you felt that strongly about futurama

[hedges]

Mothman

[Hottub]

No brainer.

http://pages.prodigy.net/rockaway/leprechaun4.jpg

Up The Irish!!

[kdubya]

wookie

[boosterp]

Dodo bird

[BlackSpider]

Dodo bird

I think they're looking for things that never existed,
not things that are extinct...

[brettmojo]

A Clutchrod.

[patsopinion]

I think they're looking for things that never existed,
not things that are extinct...

im okay with extinct

[Slumbag]

The Fantastipotamus.
It only sings three times a day.


or Natasha Henstridge
http://www.theboxset.com/images/coverhome_speciesSE.jpg

[jennysmurf]

wookie

X2...Chewie ruled hardcore!

[jonyrotn]

I miss the free roaming Native American..The tamed ones that were bred in captivity are far too drunk and docile..:sad:

[Gvac]

Predator!

http://api.ning.com/files/0Sj4PNSFeEaneOfYRNuLRyv8L06ap3W8N3JMWAKL5MJ1SKdQGf dIzeuChSGHugU2UXTP2eO3xta3NNHG8dwPYTSrv-4zBFaz/predator.jpg

[biggestmexi]

http://surreality.info/up/Facehugger.jpg
http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Face-Hugger-Extreme-Head-Knocker.jpg

[Ritalin]

You can lock this one up:

Snipe.

[Whiskeyportal]

I've always loved the elusive Jackelope. As a kid I swore they were real.
http://arizfoto.com/fotos/animals/jackelope_crop2.jpg

[biggestmexi]

I've always loved the elusive Jackelope. As a kid I swore they were real.
http://arizfoto.com/fotos/animals/jackelope_crop2.jpg

cuz there are. so are snipes.

I was hunting them.

[ToiletCrusher]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2261/2134714350_879a8ec5c0.jpg

these were cool to eat until I found out that they were a hoax. Then I became the bad guy.

[KingGeno]

http://media-9.phonezoo.com/c1/dload/i/w1PcwajOaXc0dk5xztFAAA/

[Ritalin]

cuz there are. so are snipes.

I was hunting them.

Yeah, with a pillowcase and a stick.

Your Dad and your uncle were walking about 20 feet behind you, drinking beer and laughing their asses off.

[biggestmexi]

Yeah, with a pillowcase and a stick.

Your Dad and your uncle were walking about 20 feet behind you, drinking beer and laughing their asses off.

Yeah, have you done it before?

[ANC]

Easy... the Ton-Ton. If it breaks down at least you'll be warm.

http://www.davidlouisedelman.com/wp-content/uploads/luke-skywalker-on-tonton.jpg

[drjoek]

http://blog.rifftrax.com/wp-content/photos/liger_napoleon.jpg

Deb: What are you drawing?
Napoleon Dynamite: A liger.
Deb: What's a liger?
Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

[jetdog]

Yeah, with a pillowcase and a stick.

Your Dad and your uncle were walking about 20 feet behind you, drinking beer and laughing their asses off.

somebody told me that joke once and I was left trying to decide who the dumbass was...
(http://www.birds.cornell.edu/AllAboutBirds/BirdGuide/Wilsons_Snipe_dtl.html)

http://content.ornith.cornell.edu/UEWebApp/images/ISJ_070902_00207B_S.jpg

[Ritalin]

Yeah, have you done it before?

Oh sure, wandering the woods of Wisconsin with my cousins.

Wisconsin is full of snipe.

[foodcourtdruide]

Elves. Not Keebler/Santa Elves, but Lord of the Ring style Elves.

[Mullenax]

Mothman

[boosterp]

That's not a species...

:glurps:


The illusive traveling gnome.

[ANC]

Elves. Not Keebler/Santa Elves, but Lord of the Ring style Elves.

That's crazy talk! Keebler elves bring sweet treats and Santa elves make toys. :wacko:

[CountryBob]

The CHUPACABRA! The Goat Faced Dog!

[realmenhatelife]

The Fremen

The Xenomorphs from Alien

Niblonians

[FunkyDrummer]

http://www.logoi.com/pastimages/img/vampires_4.jpg

[Freakshow]

snallygaster. FTW.

[foodcourtdruide]

That's crazy talk! Keebler elves bring sweet treats and Santa elves make toys. :wacko:

Bad cookies and shitty wooden toys? What a waste!

[Boogie in Va]

A species of DoDo bird was found in an unexplored area of rain forest not too long ago. Other species of animals and insects that were thought to be extinct were found there as well.


And why has no one said the ever so popular Loch Ness Monster???

[Furtherman]

Sasquatch!

[Aggie]

I agree with the Phoenix choice but Griffins are badass!

http://urngarden.com/images/blog/griffin5.jpg

[KingGeno]

After thinkin' about it, Mogwai's would be amazing to have around as pets or to eat.

[topless_mike]

Megalodons, FTW

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a271/Turzman/megsite.jpg

[KatPw]

Megalodons, FTW

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a271/Turzman/megsite.jpg

But megalodons did exist, I have seen their teeth out at Atlantis Marine world. Love the Steve Alten books.


My favorite mythical creatures are Gnomes. Not the potato-looking gnomes from Harry Potter. The real gnomes. Pointy hats, long beards, love bright colors, hang out around mushrooms, ride on the backs of mice, live in intricate subterranean houses. Love them.

[patsopinion]

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Face-Hugger-Extreme-Head-Knocker.jpg

maybe thats why fezz is afraid of vagina

[topless_mike]

best non existent species

Unicorn?
Minotaur?
a competent earl?



what animal that never existed or has since died out rocks the hardest?

But megalodons did exist, I have seen their teeth out at Atlantis Marine world. Love the Steve Alten books.


My favorite mythical creatures are Gnomes. Not the potato-looking gnomes from Harry Potter. The real gnomes. Pointy hats, long beards, love bright colors, hang out around mushrooms, ride on the backs of mice, live in intricate subterranean houses. Love them.


i know.

[topless_mike]

maybe thats why fezz is afraid of vagina

vagina.
mmm. now im starvin..

[topless_mike]

unless i missed it, i cant believe nobody didnt mention this one

http://www.qctimes.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/gremlins.jpg

[cougarjake13]

wookie and ewoks

[boosterp]

maybe thats why fezz is afraid of vagina

:laugh:

[ecobag2]

best non existent species

Unicorn?
Minotaur?
a competent earl?



what animal that never existed or has since died out rocks the hardest?

p's o... I have to return the compliment - your posting is money of late.

Vitamins? Regular shagging? What's your secret?

Some version of Dragon I'd say. A large firebreather in a keep.

Medusa is pretty cool - and while I'm thinking of Clash of Titans - how about a Kraken? Not too shabby.

[bobrobot]

My Pal Foot Foot

http://www.shaggs.com/images/shaggs.gif

My Pal Foot Foot (click for song) (http://www.shaggs.com/sound/TheShaggs_MyPalFootFoot.mp3)

[scottinnj]

I agree with the Phoenix choice but Griffins are badass!

http://urngarden.com/images/blog/griffin5.jpg

Yes, and the Griffin known as "Merv" was the most powerful of them all.


Yep, I suck at this thing known as "humor":glurps:

[Rob roccoli]

How about that Jersey Devil or the Jaguar Shark?

[MacVittie]

http://bonkbonk.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/allatok_02.jpg

[Bunny™]

Crabpopotamus?

[PapaBear]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y28/newwavezombie/landshark.jpg

[Rob roccoli]

http://bonkbonk.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/allatok_02.jpg

Is this a fresh-water Hiphopapotamus?

[Reynolds]

Cabbits

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f340/j1v2t3/cabbit.jpg

[FUNKMAN]

dingbat

[Jughead]

Cabbits

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f340/j1v2t3/cabbit.jpg

:lol::lol:...Made my morning

[Jughead]

Scared the crap out of me when I was a kid..http://www.brightlightsfilm.com/58/58_images/58harryjasonskeleton.jpg

[Antioch]

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/blade-trinity_snipes.jpg
The Blade, maaaaaaaaaaaaan. The species of Blade... ;)

[Antioch]

NO, no, wait.. LOOOOOOOOOOOONG CAT!!!
http://art4linux.org/system/files/Longcat+War-1600x1200.jpg

[bobrobot]

The Wazooey Man

"The Wazooey Man" is a bizarre entity that haunts an arroyo off Red Creek Road, several miles southwest of Pueblo, Colorado. Jim Brandon writes:

Around May 15, 1973, two boys who were plinking with an air pistol in the arroyo one evening gradually became aware, in the fading light, of two huge red eyes. They looked like bicycle reflectors, and with a jolt of youthful ebullience, one of the boys took a shot at them. The next thing they knew, both youths had been picked up and dumped unceremoniously into a nearby ravine by some unseen force. A large wooden fencepost came out of the ground and struck one of them on the head.

The boys ran for their truck but lost the keys somewhere along the way. They started back along Red Creek Road, trying to hitch a ride. Any time they tried to head west -- the direction of the canyon -- however, something like a "mobile haystack" with big red eyes would appear and frighten them away.
The red eyes like bicycle reflectors put one in mind of Mothman. The "mobile haystack" is a little stranger, but perhaps, if West Virginia's famous bogey, with its peepers set into its shoulder-area, were to spread its batlike wings, the silhouette might look, from straight on, like a haystack with red eyes . . .

[brettmojo]

http://blog.rifftrax.com/wp-content/photos/liger_napoleon.jpg

Deb: What are you drawing?
Napoleon Dynamite: A liger.
Deb: What's a liger?
Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.
Those do exist.
http://www.bigcatrescue.org/images/000BigCatPhotos/NotBCRcats/ligers/ligeringrass.jpg

http://www.fahad.com/pics/liger.jpg

[MacVittie]

The Chimera: part lion, part goat, part snake/sometimes dragon

http://www.jackalgallery.com/images/color_chimera2.jpg

http://www.andyparkart.com/images/gallery/concept/god_of_war_ii/chimera.jpg

http://www.virtualworldlets.net/Resources/Hosted/Chimera/chimeracol.jpg

http://neo3555.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/chimera.jpg

http://www.cegur.com/chimeraWhat/ChimeraEtruscan.jpg

[patsopinion]

http://www.criticalgamers.com/archives/pictures/Lost.SmokeMonster.9.26.06.jpg

[patsopinion]

The Chimera: part lion, part goat, part snake/sometimes dragon



ghey ghey ghey




goat?

animal stinks

[weekapaugjz]

ghey ghey ghey




goat?

animal stinks

you mention a unicorn in your original post and you call his post gay? hmm...

[patsopinion]

i was thinking about the unicorn while smoking and how it is a plausable animal in that its just basically a horse with a horn

then i realized it wasn't a horn

instead its a totally falic object just stuck onto the animals forehead
how fucked up is that
and then all the unicorn to little girl marketing
its totally a dildo and the people that peddle em are just sickoz

[patsopinion]

you mention a unicorn in your original post and you call his post gay? hmm...

a snake or serpent for a tale?
wtf is that?


the smoke monster from lost is more probable
esp since the introduction of smoke pants
it could be just a really strong guy wearing a smoke jump suit

[weekapaugjz]

i was thinking about the unicorn while smoking and how it is a plausable animal in that its just basically a horse with a horn

then i realized it wasn't a horn

instead its a totally falic object just stuck onto the animals forehead
how fucked up is that
and then all the unicorn to little girl marketing
its totally a dildo and the people that peddle em are just sickoz

so you were thinking about a phallic object when you were stoned? hmm...

[patsopinion]

so you were thinking about a phallic object when you were stoned? hmm...

i was smoking a cig mr freud

[weekapaugjz]

i was smoking a cig mr freud

so you were thinking about a phallic symbol while sucking on another phallic symbol? hmm...

[patsopinion]

so you were thinking about a phallic symbol while sucking on another phallic symbol? hmm...


hows that cocaine addiction coming along, you asshole that transposed your own issues onto everyone else and called it a science..... fucko!