Pantera <3 Real bad Pirate Jokes...

[dryerdoor]

...a good one being:

What did the pirate's secretary get?






















Carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpal Tunnel.


Here's some more for your shitty repertoire.

[dryerdoor]

What do you get when you cross a pirate with a librarian?

Cap'n Book!

[dryerdoor]

What do you call a shaking pirate ship at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck!!!!

[Boogie in Va]

What's a Pirates favorite rum??













Bacaaaaaaaaaaaardi

[Snoogans]

What do you get when you make a joke?

a carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr wreck

[dryerdoor]

A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.

The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"

"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"

[dryerdoor]

What did the pirate name his cat?


Garrrrrfield!

[dryerdoor]

What's a pirate's favorite play in basketball?

A HOOK-SHOT!

[johnniehardrock]

Why could the 16 year old pirate not get into the movies.....


It was rated AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[dryerdoor]

What is a pirate's favorite type of currency?

The dollaarrrrrrrr!

[dryerdoor]

How do pirates navigate their ships?

With the staaaaaarrrrrs.

[Misteriosa]

What's the pirate's wife's name?

Peggy.

[dryerdoor]

What does a Pirate's pet lion say?

Rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[dryerdoor]

How did the pirate raise his mast?

He used a wench!

[Misteriosa]

How much does it cost for a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buck an ear!!!

[dryerdoor]

How much a pirate's hook and peg leg cost?

An arm and a leg!

[Misteriosa]

What did Captain Hook die from?
Jock Itch.

[reillyluck]

Furtherman is the funniest pirate on the board arrrrrrrrrrr.

[OGC]

What has five eyes, ten ears, and five legs?





Five pirates!

[MisterSmith]

Can't do it. Just a joke, but mean spirited.

[Misteriosa]

How did the pirate raise his mast?

He used a wench!

How did the pirate raise his mast?




He used a wench!

Hoo Hoo...

[Misteriosa]

Can't do it. Just a joke, but mean spirited.

MisterSmith
Today 10:36 AM
What does a pirate do when he gets mad?

finish it!!!

[Misteriosa]

what does a pirate say when he takes over santa's job?
ho ho ho and a bottle of rum

[OGC]

Hoo Hoo...

whatever arrrrrre you talking about ? :huh:

[OGC]

This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"

And the pirate says...
Aaarrr, it's driving me nuts!!

[Misteriosa]

Why couldn't the pirate stop thinking about sailing? He had ship for brains.

[OGC]

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"

"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."

The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg, but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."

"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."

"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off, but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."

"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."

"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!"

"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

[dryerdoor]

What did the pirate say to his llama?


Tina! You fat larrrrrd! Come get some dinner!

[Mullenax]

What happens when two pirates disagree?<p>
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They aarrrgue (and fight to the death)

[dryerdoor]

What does a pirate spread on his toast?


MAAAAARmalade!

[Flea_Man]

I soooooooooo wanted to hear the convo that brought this thread on. I'm sure I missed a dozzy on Xbox Live :lol:

[dryerdoor]

I soooooooooo wanted to hear the convo that brought this thread on. I'm sure I missed a dozzy on Xbox Live :lol:

It was real bad. And neither of us stopped with the shitty jokes.

[Flea_Man]

It was real bad. And neither of us stopped with the shitty jokes.

:thumbup:

[Skellington]

What type of socks do pirates wear?


ARRRRRRRgyle.

[PanterA]

I wish I remember half the jokes we were coming up with that night.


One I do remember:

What's a pirates favorite fast food restaurant?

Arrrrrrrbys?

No KFC you jerks!

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You hear about the pirate with bad luck?

He blamed it on Kaarrrrrrrma

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Whats a pirates favorite tv show?

Darrrrrrrma and Greg

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Who's the pirates favorite local news caster?

Chuck Scarrrrrrrrrborough

[PanterA]

Whats a pirates favorite holiday?

Arrrrrrber Day

[Flea_Man]

what planet would a pirate most like to visit?


marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs

[dryerdoor]

How do pirates like their math homework?

hARRRRRd!

[Flea_Man]

what did the chinese pirate contract?

saRRRRRRRRRRRRRRs

[dryerdoor]

What do young pirates like to play?

Marrrrrrrbles!

[Flea_Man]

who is a pirates favorite drummer?

Larrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs Ulrich

[PanterA]

Whats the pirates favorite Star Wars character?

aRRRRRRRRR2d2

[dryerdoor]

What do pirate captains do with their old log books?

They ARRRRRRRRRchive them!

[PanterA]

Why didnt the other pirates like the captain?

He was very sarrrrrrrrcastic

[SatCam]

Why did the pirate go to the doctor?

He had cancarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr