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Judge Smails
12-08-2008, 07:09 PM
A drink-driver who killed a father and son in a motorway crash was performing a sex act on himself minutes before the collision, a court heard. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/7771299.stm)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45279000/jpg/_45279088_45278148.jpg



Imran Hussain was driving at speeds of up to 120mph minutes before he ploughed into the back of a Fiat Punto carrying the Proctor family, from Wakefield.

Gary Proctor, 47, and son James, 16, died in the smash on the M62 motorway near Rochdale, on 3 August.



Mr Nuttall said the trio went to help Hussain and saw that his penis was out of his trousers. He tried to run away and hurled abuse.


Mr. Nuttall saw the penis. :lol:

SatCam
12-08-2008, 07:10 PM
Auto Fellatio

Judge Smails
12-08-2008, 07:16 PM
I'd just like to point out that I'm sending myself into the Prize Closet for hitting the Cock Hat Trick, as this is the third penis related thread that I've started today.

http://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/ProductImages/Thumb_penis_hat.jpg

cougarjake13
12-08-2008, 07:19 PM
are you fascinated by cocks ??

instrument
12-08-2008, 07:24 PM
Sending yourself to the closet which you were already in.

Team_Ramrod
12-08-2008, 07:31 PM
Auto Fellatio

I had what I thought was a great line... I now feel shame cause it came nowhere close to yours.

Well played, sir.

SatCam
12-08-2008, 08:19 PM
I had what I thought was a great line... I now feel shame cause it came nowhere close to yours.

Well played, sir.

sorry dude, welcome back!

Sir Galahad
12-08-2008, 08:21 PM
Who are these people?