View Full Version : Clip your damn fingernails at home!!!!!
Aggie
12-08-2008, 10:16 AM
Right now I'm listening to the wonderful sounds of my boss clipping his fingernails while on the phone in his office. It's DISGUSTING. At least two men in my office do this on a regular basis and I want to scream as soon as I hear it.
YUCK. For the love of God, if any of you do this please stop. Your co-workers want to kill you. :furious:
reillyluck
12-08-2008, 10:17 AM
uggh!!! there is an indian guy that does that shit here too!!! fucking disgusting.
give me his email address!!!! i'll send him a very opinionated email!!! :furious:
I'm with ya. I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaate when people clip their nails at work. Especially because usually I have to work on their PC's and have to look at a pile of nasty clippings.
EddieMoscone
12-08-2008, 10:25 AM
Problem is, men don't want to invest more than 15-20 minutes to getting ready for work in the morning. This makes it necessary to save things like shaving and clipping nails for the office.
MacVittie
12-08-2008, 10:28 AM
it doesnt bother me
Aggie
12-08-2008, 10:29 AM
uggh!!! there is an indian guy that does that shit here too!!! fucking disgusting.
give me his email address!!!! i'll send him a very opinionated email!!! :furious:
Does he smell like curry too?
And Eddie, it's not something you have to do in the morning. Do it when you're watching TV or something. I just don't understand how you can disregard other people like that.
Aggie
12-08-2008, 10:30 AM
it doesnt bother me
I bet you're one of THEM!
reillyluck
12-08-2008, 10:30 AM
Does he smell like curry too?
And Eddie, it's not something you have to do in the morning. Do it when you're watching TV or something. I just don't understand how you can disregard other people like that.
he smells like curry and yogurt. :flush:
IMSlacker
12-08-2008, 10:31 AM
he smells like curry and yogurt. :flush:
starvin'
Landblast
12-08-2008, 10:35 AM
my boss shaves in the bathroom and leaves stubble from the shaver all over. i'm gonna collect it and put it in his food.
Aggie
12-08-2008, 10:35 AM
he smells like curry and yogurt. :flush:
Mmmm, mixed with the cucumber/camel lady you have the ideal working environment. I'm jealous.
IMSlacker
12-08-2008, 10:37 AM
I just bite my nails. Quiet as a mouse.
It bothers the shit out of me when I go into the bathroom at work to see people brushing their teeth.
reillyluck
12-08-2008, 10:41 AM
Mmmm, mixed with the cucumber/camel lady you have the ideal working environment. I'm jealous.
its a REALLY big office. we have two floors. I'll give you a tour all all the united nations i got here.
Aggie
12-08-2008, 10:46 AM
my boss shaves in the bathroom and leaves stubble from the shaver all over. i'm gonna collect it and put it in his food.
Do it! Record it and post it here.
We will all get our revenge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:devil2:
grlNIN
12-08-2008, 10:48 AM
I make my boyfriend leave the room when he has to clip his nails.
I have personal boundaries.
reillyluck
12-08-2008, 10:50 AM
the nailclipper "clip clip clip" is probably the most annoying sound ever.
Aggie
12-08-2008, 10:52 AM
I make my boyfriend leave the room when he has to clip his nails.
I have personal boundaries.
I'm glad someone is standing their ground!
ANC-Do they really leave a pile? They don't even clip into the garbage? Animals. :ohmy:
reillyluck
12-08-2008, 10:53 AM
the last apt i rented, they didnt even clean the place. When i brought all my cleaning stuff, you can see where the person had their couch and where the back of the couch should be i found probably 5 yrs world of someones nails. Included toe nails.
i saw the place when they still had furniture in it and they looked very clean...uggh
Recyclerz
12-08-2008, 10:53 AM
I think I can make this thread incrementally worse: I once had to ask somebody sitting across from me on a crowded Metro-North train to stop flossing their teeth. :thumbdown:
I'm glad someone is standing their ground!
ANC-Do they really leave a pile? They don't even clip into the garbage? Animals. :ohmy:
Yup, no lie. They're next to the mouse usually. Disgusting..Nothing is worse than when I have to fix someone's PC, using the mouse, feeling a pinch only to lift up my arm and see someone's gnarly nail clipping stuck to my wrist.. Fuckin' Savages..
JerseyRich
12-08-2008, 10:57 AM
I do it.
grlNIN
12-08-2008, 11:00 AM
the last apt i rented, they didnt even clean the place. When i brought all my cleaning stuff, you can see where the person had their couch and where the back of the couch should be i found probably 5 yrs world of someones nails. Included toe nails.
i saw the place when they still had furniture in it and they looked very clean...uggh
I would have burned the place down.
Don Stugots
12-08-2008, 11:05 AM
i hate when people clip their nails on the train. gross.
Ritalin
12-08-2008, 11:11 AM
i hate when people clip their nails on the train. gross.
Same here. I stared one woman right off the car I was on doing that. I gave her such an uncomfortable dirty stare that she switched cars at the next stop.
Fucking disgusting.
(So's eating on the train, in my book.)
I like watching the looks I get from my co-workers when I pull off my shoes and socks and clip my toe nails here at work .
Aggie
12-08-2008, 11:19 AM
I like watching the looks I get from my co-workers when I pull off my shoes and socks and clip my toe nails here at work .
:banning: Heathen.
reillyluck
12-08-2008, 11:25 AM
I would have burned the place down.
my ex ended up cleaning that shit because i refused to look at it. fucking animals.
Reynolds
12-08-2008, 11:26 AM
There was a convenience store in my hometown, and the Indian guy would sit behind the counter and cut his toenails. Sometimes he would be picking the skin off the bottom of his feet with a razor blade.
I steered clear of the hot dogs.
instrument
12-08-2008, 11:27 AM
I keep a nail clipper on the back porch....
MacVittie
12-08-2008, 02:44 PM
I just found a fingernail clipping on the keyboard in the computer lab.
I retract my previous statement.
Farmer Dave
12-08-2008, 04:12 PM
It's like a hair in your soup, remove it and move on. Nobody asked you to eat it, it just happens.
WillfulBoy
12-08-2008, 04:47 PM
I want to scream as soon as I hear it.
why are you listening so closely to what these guys are doing in their offices?
Personally, I go outside and clip mine in the smoking area at work. I think their disgusting activity is worst than mine.
On an even more disgusting note. From time to time I get called to help people with issues on their computers. There are a couple that really sicken me. I've seen piles of hairy bugers on and around their keyboards. It makes the nail clippings look delicious.
CofyCrakCocaine
12-08-2008, 05:13 PM
I can't stand seeing people popping their arms and back. It gnarls me out. Nail biting tho? That's tops for disgusting.
What's so hard about clipping your nails at home, over the bathroom garbage like a human?
What's so hard about clipping your nails at home, over the bathroom garbage like a human?
Thank you. If you're going to groom yourself, do it at home behind closed doors.
I once saw a guy clipping his toe nails on a park pench. I wanted to projectile vomit all over him.
I think I can make this thread incrementally worse: I once had to ask somebody sitting across from me on a crowded Metro-North train to stop flossing their teeth. :thumbdown:
I was at a Nats game where the lady in front of me was doing that.
I make my boyfriend leave the room when he has to clip his nails.
I have personal boundaries.
That is completely justified.
I really think some people were raised by wolves and never learned how to be civilized.
I used to work with a guy who would clean his ears out with his keys while he spoke to you. Then he'd pull the wax off the end of the key, roll it into a ball with his fingers, and drop it on the floor.
He also had hair growing out of his ears and nose that was so long you could braid it.
Words can't describe how repulsive and vile he was.
I really think some people were raised by wolves and never learned how to be civilized.
Then they could never earn the right to wear a wolf shirt.
Slumbag
12-09-2008, 02:44 AM
Am I the only one that clips my nails outdoors???
Seems like the normal way to do it.
Aggie
12-09-2008, 08:22 AM
why are you listening so closely to what these guys are doing in their offices?
Personally, I go outside and clip mine in the smoking area at work. I think their disgusting activity is worst than mine.
We work in a pretty small office, like an executive suite, so you can hear everyone doing anything. It's almost like working in cubicles. Trust me, if I could avoid hearing it I would.
Oh, and don't judge. Smokers can do whatever the hell they want. :smoke:
See, men like AJ and GVAC are what make the world go round! :wub:
Aggie
02-05-2010, 08:40 AM
He's doing it again!!!! It skeeves me out so bad.
They do this every few weeks and I want to throw up.
The guy next to me did his nails this morning. I had to get up and leave before I vomited.
sr71blackbird
02-05-2010, 08:55 AM
I always clip them at work. I find it is a lot easier than at home. At home something always distracts me from remembering to do it.
underdog
02-05-2010, 08:58 AM
I only clip my nails after showers, so I only do it at home.
This thread and Fez talking about his bag of toenails makes me want to puke.
sr71blackbird
02-05-2010, 10:08 AM
I used to work with a woman that would flip out if someone clipped their nails at work, but she had absolutely no issue with filing and painting her nails at her desk.
disneyspy
02-05-2010, 10:10 AM
I used to work with a woman that would flip out if someone clipped their nails at work, but she had absolutely no issue with filing and painting her nails at her desk.
nail filers drive me up a wall!!
opie's twisted balls
02-05-2010, 10:55 AM
FUCK! This is a massive annoyance for me!
Clipping your nails is but one step above going for a piss or shit on the scale of what should be private activities. I don't even want to see a girlfriend clipping!
The absolute worst places for "people" do do this sort of savagery is on a plane (HATE hearing that noise from behind me and just waiting for a stray nail to come flying off and land in my hair), in line at the grocery store (because thats what I need, someone's germ laden nail landing in my spinach) or in a restaurant (I want to go over and tea bag my scrot into their entree when I see that).
Aggie
02-05-2010, 11:10 AM
FUCK! This is a massive annoyance for me!
Clipping your nails is but one step above going for a piss or shit on the scale of what should be private activities. I don't even want to see a girlfriend clipping!
The absolute worst places for "people" do do this sort of savagery is on a plane (HATE hearing that noise from behind me and just waiting for a stray nail to come flying off and land in my hair), in line at the grocery store (because thats what I need, someone's germ laden nail landing in my spinach) or in a restaurant (I want to go over and tea bag my scrot into their entree when I see that).
you've actually witnessed it in all those places? i don't know what i would have done. work is the only place i've seen this and i can't even handle it here. UGH
Hottub
02-05-2010, 11:13 AM
you've actually witnessed it in all those places? i don't know what i would have done. work is the only place i've seen this and i can't even handle it here. UGH
*whispers to Aggie* He's Canadian. They are savages.
opie's twisted balls
02-05-2010, 11:14 AM
you've actually witnessed it in all those places? i don't know what i would have done. work is the only place i've seen this and i can't even handle it here. UGH
On a plane several times, at costco and safeway once each and the restaurant was at Richardson, TX Hyatt during breakfast (spoiled my whole day)
*whispers to Aggie* He's Canadian. They are savages.
ummmmm.......yup! :)
Aggie
02-05-2010, 11:22 AM
*whispers to Aggie* He's Canadian. They are savages.
quit whispering in my ear, creep!
restaurant was at Richardson, TX Hyatt during breakfast (spoiled my whole day
hahaha that's 20 minutes from me and the suburb where my hubby grew up. GROSS it would have ruined my whole week.
jennysmurf
02-05-2010, 12:45 PM
FUCK! This is a massive annoyance for me!
Clipping your nails is but one step above going for a piss or shit on the scale of what should be private activities. I don't even want to see a girlfriend clipping!
The absolute worst places for "people" do do this sort of savagery is on a plane (HATE hearing that noise from behind me and just waiting for a stray nail to come flying off and land in my hair), in line at the grocery store (because thats what I need, someone's germ laden nail landing in my spinach) or in a restaurant (I want to go over and tea bag my scrot into their entree when I see that).
That made me laugh out loud!:laugh:
There was a lady behind me on a plane a few years ago that tried to paint her fingernails during the flight until people told her the fumes were gassing everyone. How can people be so unaware?
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