real men don't nap

[sailor]

that's for women and little kids. just sayin'

[epo]

Who announces a nap? That's not a nap...that's scheduled sleep.

[Puggle_kicker]

Real men do pass out drunk in the afternoon sometimes however.

[Don Stugots]

a real man can keep it up and going all day long till the sun goes down.

[disneyspy]

that's for women and little kids. just sayin'

sounds like someone needs a nap

[Don Stugots]

Real men do pass out drunk in the afternoon sometimes however.

that is very different.

[torker]

I live to nap.

[LaBoob]

It's the great leveler... from the mightiest pharoah to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good nap?

[BlackSpider]

When do people nap...?
They don't let me take one at work.
So I just sleep at night...

[scottinnj]

Sailor's right. Always sleep with one eye open to stand guard against danger!

[drjoek]

Napping is the best.

[razorboy]

Bullshit. I just got up from a nap and I'm all man.

[Chuck Norris]

Naps are key to keep you alert and ready for anything. People that don't nap are commoners.

[biozombie]

Besides it taking place during the day, what constitutes a nap? 45 minutes?

[BlackSpider]

again I ask when do people take naps...?
On weekends only, or are they strictly for the unemployed...?

[reillyluck]

that's for women and little kids. just sayin'

exactly why i nap. so im ok.

[Foster]

Besides it taking place during the day, what constitutes a nap? 45 minutes?

not bothering to take your clothes off

[razorboy]

Besides it taking place during the day, what constitutes a nap? 45 minutes?

I try to set aside an hour and a half as to get a full REM cycle.

[biozombie]

I try to set aside an hour and a half as to get a full REM cycle.

eww, is that with or without Peter Buck?

[Foster]

again I ask when do people take naps...?
On weekends only, or are they strictly for the unemployed...?

you can take a nap right after you get home from work

my dad used to take naps during his lunch hour

[King Hippos Bandaid]

i did like a power nap in HS, if i try to nap, its a good 4-8 hr sleep ahead for me

[Don Stugots]

i do love to nap but it has to just happen. you cant plan for it, it has to just happen. no forcing.

[Kevin]

Naps are the most awesome things ever.

Sailor is gay.

[torker]

I'm gonna take one right now. Time me.

and sailor is gay.

[OGC]

All this nap talk is making me sleepy.

http://www.chevroncars.com/learn/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/tired-yawn.jpg

[reillyluck]

i could really use a nap right now.

[Don Stugots]

i could really use a nap right now.

i'm on my way.

[scottinnj]

Naps are key to keep you alert and ready for anything. People that don't nap are commoners.

Chuck was Delta Force and remembers the three rules of a good soldier:

1 Never stand when you can sit.

2 Never sit when you can lay down.

3 When you lay down, go to sleep.

[scottinnj]

i could really use a nap right now.

So can Eli Manning.

See what I did there?

[OGC]

All this nap talk is making me sleepy.

http://www.chevroncars.com/learn/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/tired-yawn.jpg


i could really use a nap right now.

what a coincidence.

[sailor]

It's the great leveler... from the mightiest pharoah to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good nap?

real men.

[LaBoob]

If I was a man I'd be gay for naps.

[scottinnj]

If I was a man I'd be gay for naps.

So since you're a girl you're all lesbo for naps? Or was it just a college thing?

[torker]

I just woke up and I feel fabulous.

[Jughead]

I never nap, but I would not say I'm such a Man..Just a Old phuck:surrender:

[spot]

Nap fan since day one.

[BlackSpider]

Can you even say the word "Nap" anymore...?

[Ritalin]

that's for women and little kids. just sayin'

When you posted this I was napping.

It was awesome.

[Chimee]

Goddamn right.

[Freakshow]

disagree. real men can nap any time and any place. why is a real men's chair the recliner, if it's not manly to nap in said recliner? real men also get up before ten in the morning, hippy.

[vintagejim]

Come on. Nothing is better than having nothing better to do than sit in a comfortable chair when it's raining outside and not giving a damn about falling asleep.

[PapaBear]

I don't nap. I snooze.

[Slumbag]

I'm going the opposite way of this thread.

Napping is for men, sleeping is for women and children.
Let the women get there 8 hours. All I reallly need are naps.
I can go awhile without sleeping, but then give me an hour power nap, and I'm good to go.

[ecobag2]

No way!

I'd do pushups!

[JimBeam]

disagree. real men can nap any time and any place. why is a real men's chair the recliner, if it's not manly to nap in said recliner? real men also get up before ten in the morning, hippy.

I agree w/ the 1st part but not the 2nd.

If I have an opportunity to sleep later than 10 I'm doing it.

I can go awhile without sleeping, but then give me an hour power nap, and I'm good to go.

You could wind up at the bottom of a river doing things like that.

Don't you remember what happned to Kramer ?

[drusilla]

i wish i could have napped today but my blanky has too much static electricity & it kept shocking me. i had an owie.

[RoseBlood]

Naps ruin me.. I had one today and now I'm awake and have to up in like 4 hours.

[meanmrbill]

again I ask when do people take naps...?
On weekends only, or are they strictly for the unemployed...?

Not everyone has a 9-5 job. Some people work different shifts in one week. When an afternoon shift is followed by a morning shift then a nap is a thing of beauty upon arriving home.

[Bellyfullasnot]

Not everyone has a 9-5 job. Some people work different shifts in one week. When an afternoon shift is followed by a morning shift then a nap is a thing of beauty upon arriving home.

Exactly! I'll sometimes work almost 40 hrs on a weekend. A nap of any type is what keeps me going. I love that just "woke up/totally awake" feeling I have around 4 in the morning when I have a car full of drunks to drive home from the city. I napped two hrs with pay in the front seat of a town car waiting for a suit to finish his meeting.

[midwestjeff]

Right on.

I have to go to work at 7 tonight.

I got up at 11 and will be napping from 3 to 6.

I guess I'm a pansy.

I, I, I.

[GvacMobile]

I guess I'm a pansy.

This is the worst kept secret since Fez's.

[midwestjeff]

This is the worst kept secret since Fez's.

True.

Alright, nap time.

I hope I don't wake up in pigtails and a dress.

Who I am I kidding?

It would be great to wake up already dressed for work.

[Furtherman]

Real men might not nap, but healthy men do.

A 20-30 minute nap at midday reboots your mind and nervous system. Companies that allow these naps have all experienced production growth. Their workers are more healthy and energetic, so it also saves millions in health related sick days.


But let's be realistic, most of us don't have time to nap. But I have a friend who works nights and has newborn twins. All he gets to sleep is naps here and there. He's a real man.



And I'd like to claim that a late afternoon nap on a hammock by the shore after a day at the beach is one of life's awesome pleasures.

[sailor]

disagree. real men can nap any time and any place. why is a real men's chair the recliner, if it's not manly to nap in said recliner? real men also get up before ten in the morning, hippy.

who were you saying slept that late? i don't sleep later than 7 any day of the week.


and none of you mo's know how to go with a bit.

[Kevin]

Naps are still very awesome, and Sailor is still very, so very gay. That is all.

[Don Stugots]

Mr. Cumia naps Sailor, what are you trying to say?

[DolaMight]

that's right, real men don't nap, real men rap, with the ones and the two's and the kickin it with the ronnnie b and the fez double-U, on the ones and two's, and the three's and fours, ya you know that's how I be, chillin on the internets ... whit a .... pep.. talk.. attitude and chillin with the one's and threes four five's and the ones and two's.