Pennsylvania drivers.........Eat a bag of dicks

[Bossanova]

Your entire state sucks at driving. Please stop coming to jersey and conjesting our roadways. you have sucked at driving for years and it has to be stopped. Apparently the statewide speed limit there is 15 fuck mph. Fuck off all of you PA drivers, stay in your fuck stick state

[furie]

can't be worse that Massachusetts drivers

[Gvac]

Maybe YOU should eat a bag of dicks.

Fucking two timer.

[Bossanova]

can't be worse that Massachusetts drivers

I went to school in Massachusetts, PA is far worse

[Bossanova]

Maybe YOU should eat a bag of dicks.

Fucking two timer.

HAHA! Its only two timing if its another man

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I agree, fucking driving 55 on the left lane

I dont even have to look at the plate to know its a PA plate

what a bunch of douchebags


Pennsylvania has down syndrome

[BlackSpider]

Fuck off...:thumbdown:

[OGC]

Wait, you mean to tell me that they sell dicks in bags in New Jersey ? Or is it in Pennsylvania ?

I need to know soon so I can make my vacation plans.

[Don Stugots]

Wait, you mean to tell me that they sell dicks in bags in New Jersey ? Or is it in Pennsylvania ?

I need to know soon so I can make my vacation plans.

NJ. they sell them at the WaWa.

[Bossanova]

NJ. they sell them at the WaWa.

Yeah, Stugots usually buys a bag right before he sucks down two faggot woman fruit drinks

[Gvac]

Those Pennsylvania hayseeds all drive 25 year old pick up trucks. Do you think they can maintain the proper speed?

You're lucky if those fuckers get out of bed to take a shit.

Slow motion cocksuckers.

[BlackSpider]

Fuck off...

[Bossanova]

Fucking bullshit redneck state. They can only say two words at a time and think the blinker needs to come on a half a mile before a turn

[Don Stugots]

Yeah, Stugots usually buys a bag right before he sucks down two faggot woman fruit drinks

you dont me drinking them right before we go dancing in the village big boy.

[BlackSpider]

Actualy we only say one word at a time, or it would sound like jiberish...

[Don Stugots]

Fuck off...:thumbdown:

Fuck off...

testy.

[Gvac]

Is Earl from Pennsylvania? He's as slow as they are...

[cozzie]

I recently move from New Jersey to Pennsylvania, and I must say these fucks suck at driving. Some of them have no idea that you can press the gas pedal all the way to the floor.

[BlackSpider]

Jersey drivers complaining about PA drivers is like
Alaskans complaining about Arizona's harsh winters...

[Gvac]

I had to drive through PA on my way to Tennessee this past summer. I couldn't wait to get to TN, where the people weren't so backward.

[Don Stugots]

I recently move from New Jersey to Pennsylvania, and I must say these fucks suck at driving. Some of them have no idea that you can press the gas pedal all the way to the floor.

hi cozzie!

[Bossanova]

Maybe they picked up their driving skills from the Amish. Fucking horse drawn carriage driving mothafuckers

[Gvac]

Typical Pennsylvanian -


http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y105/emajik/Misc/redneck.jpg

[Don Stugots]

Maybe they picked up their driving skills from the Amish. Fucking horse drawn carriage driving mothafuckers

Typical Pennsylvanian -


http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y105/emajik/Misc/redneck.jpg

i would rather be stuck behind an Amish funeral procession than one of these rednecks assholes.

[BlackSpider]

They don't even trust you Jersey pricks to pump your own gas.
Check your state ranking here...http://moneycentral.msn.com/content/Insurance/Insureyourcar/P151501.asp

[K.C.]

Your entire state sucks at driving. Please stop coming to jersey and conjesting our roadways. you have sucked at driving for years and it has to be stopped. Apparently the statewide speed limit there is 15 fuck mph. Fuck off all of you PA drivers, stay in your fuck stick state

*high-five*

Glad to see you're devoting that crazy hatred towards the appropriate state.

...and for a worthy cause.

[OGC]

i would rather be stuck behind an Amish funeral procession than one of these rednecks assholes.


QFT. At least an Amish funeral means that there is one less asshole Pennsylvanian.

[Bossanova]

Not to mention the most boring highway goes through 98 % of the bull shit state. Fuck you RT 80 as well

[~Katja~]

I take offense to this thread

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Rt 80 is full of truck stops appeasing the Simeons that live there
what a shit hole

[disneyspy]

I take offense to this thread

thats cuz you drive like 80mph

[~Katja~]

I suggest you revise your crazy statement to change it to West and North PA only.

It's in your best interest, trust me.

[~Katja~]

thats cuz you drive like 80mph

PA drivers > Michigan drivers




and that is a good cruising speed when you drive a stick shift.

[BlackSpider]

Rt 80 is full of truck stops appeasing the Simeons that live there
what a shit hole

Nothing more embarrasing than trying to insult someone's intelligence,
and misspelling the insult.
Simian...

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Nothing more embarrasing than trying to insult someone's intelligence,
and misspelling the insult.
Simian...

i was referring to Simeon Rice, you bunch of Simeons

stop switchng the subject, drive on the right side of the lane,


the right lane should be known as the Pennsylvania lane

[Don Stugots]

right lane= redneck speedway

[tileslinger]

I'm from the Detroit area but now live in south east Pa. There are a lot of backward, racist and not up with the times people. But they seem to drive well. At least better than Hoosiers.

[RAAMONE]

i hate driving in your state...at least we dont have to pay a toll every 2 minutes

[Don Stugots]

I'm from the Detroit area but now live in south east Pa.

i am very sorry for you loss.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

i hate driving in your state...at least we dont have to pay a toll every 2 minutes


our tolls help pay for education

this explains everything

[BlackSpider]

our tolls help pay for education

this explains everything

If you're an example,
You might want to raise your tolls...

[PerryWinkle]

I agree with what spider said....


Fuck off.....

and anyone that knows anything, knows fucking jersey drivers are the worst

[disneyspy]

our tolls help pay for education

this explains everything

they should pay for your shitty roads,guess thet aint dat smart

[King Hippos Bandaid]

If you're an example,
You might want to raise your tolls...


they are, probably because of me

[disneyspy]

high 5 bs and pw :slap:

[BlackSpider]

I agree with what spider said....


Fuck off.....

and anyone that knows anything, knows fucking jersey drivers are the worst

THAAAAANK YOU...

[PerryWinkle]

being called bad drivers by a jersey guy, is like being called dumb by fucking Corkie.

jersey people wouldn't know good driving because they are too busy driving in circles in their fucking roundabouts

[RAAMONE]

If you're an example,
You might want to raise your tolls...

oh no you di int

they should pay for your shitty roads,guess thet aint dat smart

and PA roads are terrible also

[tileslinger]

and anyone that knows anything, knows fucking jersey drivers are the worst

I think I was taught that in drivers ed.

[~Katja~]

i hate driving in your state...at least we dont have to pay a toll every 2 minutes

I don't pay as many tolls around here than I do in NJ & NY

[~Katja~]

being called bad drivers by a jersey guy, is like being called dumb by fucking Corkie.

jersey people wouldn't know good driving because they are too busy driving in circles in their fucking roundabouts

and drive extra miles in their jug handles

[Don Stugots]

I don't pay as many tolls around here than I do in NJ & NY

the tolls keep out the riff raff.

[~Katja~]

and PA roads are terrible also

but in jersey you pay for them and they are shitty, so what is the smarter state?

[PerryWinkle]

and at least we never had a gay governor

[RAAMONE]

I don't pay as many tolls around here than I do in NJ & NY

i know i live in PA i was talking about the jersey parkway

[~Katja~]

and at least we never had a gay governor

and the other one crashed his car...
damn Jersey drivers

[Bossanova]

I agree with what spider said....


Fuck off.....

and anyone that knows anything, knows fucking jersey drivers are the worst

What makes you the better driver? The orange triangle on the back of your car. Slow driving left hand turn making mothafuckers

[BlackSpider]

What makes you the better driver? The orange triangle on the back of your car. Slow driving left hand turn making mothafuckers

I take it you're from N.J.,
and too ashamed to list it as your location ?
I understand...

[Bossanova]

I take it you're from N.J.,
and to ashamed to list it as your location ?
I understand...

I am actually proud to say I am from Jersey. It used to be in my location, way before you were sent to the bomb shelter. NJ shits on your state and its awful driving

[PerryWinkle]

What makes you the better driver? The orange triangle on the back of your car. Slow driving left hand turn making mothafuckers

i can fucking drive circles around anyone from jersey

[BlackSpider]

I am actually proud to say I am from Jersey. It used to be in my location, way before you were sent to the bomb shelter. NJ shits on your state and its awful driving

I've been here since '06 under a different name.
Looong before the bomb shelter...

[PerryWinkle]

I am actually proud to say I am from Jersey. It used to be in my location, way before you were sent to the bomb shelter. NJ shits on your state and its awful driving

the only thing good about jersey, will be the day it is flooded from global warming and Pa will finally have its own shore line

[Bossanova]

i can fucking drive circles around anyone from jersey

I'm sure you got a lot of practice driving circles in grand pappy's redneck hay fields.

[~Katja~]

the only thing good about jersey, will be the day it is flooded from global warming and Pa will finally have its own shore line

I remember signing that petition

[Bossanova]

I've been here since '06 under a different name.
Looong before the bomb shelter...

Alright..............and i dont mean to use that against you. I like you guys, but your state sucks cock

[Evolved]

i can fucking drive circles around anyone from jersey

That's only because they can't turn left.

[Bossanova]

the only thing good about jersey, will be the day it is flooded from global warming and Pa will finally have its own shore line

Will that be the same day that shit hole of a city Pittsburgh morphs into a NYC type place. Fucking garbage

[~Katja~]

What makes you the better driver? The orange triangle on the back of your car. Slow driving left hand turn making mothafuckers

make sure to park your car in NJ when you come to the post x-mas party in PA

[BlackSpider]

Alright..............and i dont mean to use that against you. I like you guys, but your state sucks cock

That means a lot coming from the land of the "Superfunds"

That's only because they can't turn left.

Great first post...

[RAAMONE]

I am actually proud to say I am from Jersey. It used to be in my location, way before you were sent to the bomb shelter. NJ shits on your state and its awful driving

i really dont have anything to say about driving...i just find it weird that your avatar is gvac and hottub cuddling

and on that note i guess i find it weirder that i recognize these listeners that i have never met

[PerryWinkle]

I'm sure you got a lot of practice driving circles in grand pappy's redneck hay fields.

good one. actually it from swerving around you jersey people that can never read road signs and are always in the wrong lanes

[~Katja~]

That's only because they can't turn left.

Congrats on your first post!
Time to stand up for PA and it's excellent drivers.

[Bossanova]

make sure to park your car in NJ when you come to the post x-mas party in PA

I remember stating I would never step foot in Easton. That place is a bigger shit hole than Scranton

[BlackSpider]

Will that be the same day that shit hole of a city Pittsburgh morphs into a NYC type place. Fucking garbage

No,
The day the shit-hole of Camden turns into Philly...

[~Katja~]

Alright..............and i dont mean to use that against you. I like you guys, but your state sucks cock

and you wish your state would do that so you don't have to take care of yourself all the time.

PA is free BJ's for all!

[PerryWinkle]

Will that be the same day that shit hole of a city Pittsburgh morphs into a NYC type place. Fucking garbage

your state should know a thing or two about garbage, because the whole state smells like it. and lets shit on pittsburgh. name one city in jersey which is nicer or played a bigger role in this country's development

[RAAMONE]

your state should know a thing or two about garbage, because the whole state smells like it. and lets shit on pittsburgh. name one city in jersey which is nicer or played a bigger role in this country's development

does jersey even have a big city? besides new york...which is in new york

[Bossanova]

No,
The day the shit-hole of Camden turns into Philly...

Its funny, because Philly always claims Camden when anything good happens

[disneyspy]

PA is free BJ's for all!

i am sooooooooooooo sidin with PA in this thread

NJ turnpike?more like NJ suckpike

[~Katja~]

I remember stating I would never step foot in Easton. That place is a bigger shit hole than Scranton

no you didn't

Sounds fun, but don't you EVER say Easton is basically NJ. EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bossanova]

no you didn't

Doesnt say I'm going, and clearly reads my disdain for Easton

[Bossanova]

does jersey even have a big city? besides new york...which is in new york

Jersey doesnt need, or want a big city. Thats why we use NYC

[Don Stugots]

Easton is the armpit of PA.

[BlackSpider]

Its funny, because Philly always claims Camden when anything good happens

The city of Philly all gets together and claims Camden...?
Talk sense...

[RAAMONE]

Jersey doesnt need, or want a big city. Thats why we use NYC

since i ran out of arguments i'm just gonna throw this out there...

eagles suck

[Bossanova]

The city of Philly all gets together and claims Camden...?
Talk sense...

Yes, each person one by one claims the town. I mean, its always the Philly area when I huge concert or something big happens. When it is actually in Jersey

[Misteriosa]

:unsure:

i think im gonna draw some ire for this so i will first preface my statement with this: i am not a licensed driver.

every time ive been riding around in the passenger's seat in pa ive run in to miles upon miles of traffic. what makes it worse is that once it does clear up, there is nothing there to explain the traffic jam (no accidents, fires, road rage homicides, etc)

and yes... from what ive observed, they drive slow there for no reason.

[disneyspy]

ya eagles suck

[Bossanova]

since i ran out of arguments i'm just gonna throw this out there...

eagles suck

HAHA! Another reason I hate your state. They gave me a shit football team to root for

[PerryWinkle]

Its funny, because Philly always claims Camden when anything good happens

when does anything good happen in camden, except for concerts?

if pittsburgh was in jersey, you guys would act like it's the greatest place, and it would be for jersey. and you can keep your fucking beaches, they all suck too

[BlackSpider]

HAHA! Another reason I hate your state. They gave me a shit football team to root for

right, because you don't have one of your own...

[PerryWinkle]

:unsure:

i think im gonna draw some ire for this so i will first preface my statement with this: i am not a licensed driver.

every time ive been riding around in the passenger's seat in pa ive run in to miles upon miles of traffic. what makes it worse is that once it does clear up, there is nothing there to explain the traffic jam (no accidents, fires, road rage homicides, etc)

and yes... from what ive observed, they drive slow there for no reason.

you stay out of this!

[Bossanova]

:unsure:

i think im gonna draw some ire for this so i will first preface my statement with this: i am not a licensed driver.

every time ive been riding around in the passenger's seat in pa ive run in to miles upon miles of traffic. what makes it worse is that once it does clear up, there is nothing there to explain the traffic jam (no accidents, fires, road rage homicides, etc)

and yes... from what ive observed, they drive slow there for no reason.

My new favorite poster. You are awesome

[meanmrbill]

Rt 80 is full of truck stops appeasing the Simeons that live there
what a shit hole




Nothing more embarrasing than trying to insult someone's intelligence,
and misspelling the insult.
Simian...

:clap:

[~Katja~]

Easton is the armpit of PA.

and Jersey City is the hairy armpit of NJ.
At least PA armpit is smooth and smells good

[Don Stugots]

right, because you don't have one of your own...

he has two but they are too embarrassed to say they are from NJ.

[BlackSpider]

when does anything good happen in camden, except for concerts?

That's it, and you have to go through a ghetto to get there.
And you can't even carry a concealed weapon where you need one the most...

[~Katja~]

:unsure:

i think im gonna draw some ire for this so i will first preface my statement with this: i am not a licensed driver.

every time ive been riding around in the passenger's seat in pa ive run in to miles upon miles of traffic. what makes it worse is that once it does clear up, there is nothing there to explain the traffic jam (no accidents, fires, road rage homicides, etc)

and yes... from what ive observed, they drive slow there for no reason.

I experience the very same every day in NJ.
NJ drivers stink!

[Bossanova]

right, because you don't have one of your own...

You think I would actually root for the fucking scumbag Giants. And the Jets practice 5 minutes from my house and I have no intrest to watch them

[PerryWinkle]

HAHA! Another reason I hate your state. They gave me a shit football team to root for

well they do that to us too. but at least our teams play in their own cities. you humps let new york piss all over you and your swamps

[~Katja~]

when does anything good happen in camden, except for concerts?

if pittsburgh was in jersey, you guys would act like it's the greatest place, and it would be for jersey. and you can keep your fucking beaches, they all suck too

now you went too far. I love the beaches, if I only could get there without driving through NJ

[Bossanova]

well they do that to us too. but at least our teams play in their own cities. you humps let new york piss all over you and your swamps

They bring our state money. I will never understand how the keep NY in their name, but I dont care because I hate the Giants

[PerryWinkle]

now you went too far. I love the beaches, if I only could get there without driving through NJ

you live in easton, so you really don't count. that whole easton/philipsburg thing stinks

[disneyspy]

the only reason santa goes to NJ is so the reindeer can take a shit

[Misteriosa]

I experience the very same every day in NJ.
NJ drivers stink!

i will also say that i spend almost no time in nj traffic but you know the reason why :tongue:

[biozombie]

please...


STOP FIGHTING!

(both of your states have shitty drivers, my current state's drivers are 10 times worse & 75% drunker)

[PerryWinkle]

i will also say that i spend almost no time in nj traffic but you know the reason why :tongue:

because you were working the rest areas?



i'm sorry, but i did say stay out of this

[~Katja~]

you live in easton, so you really don't count. that whole easton/philipsburg thing stinks

my tax bills beg to differ

[disneyspy]

because you were working the rest areas?



i'm sorry, but i did say stay out of this

:lol::lol:that one got me

[BlackSpider]

because you were working the rest areas?



i'm sorry, but i did say stay out of this

:lol::lol:that one got me

Me too...:lol:

[Misteriosa]

because you were working the rest areas?
i'm sorry, but i did say stay out of this

didnt you ever wonder why i always asked YOU to drive the van?

and that previous statement was directed to kat and had nothing to do with the nj road system.

[PerryWinkle]

my tax bills beg to differ

who's side are you on? you have to pick a side and totally defend it. you can't have your cake and eat it too. forget about those stinky beaches. if you're nice, i can take you to much much better beaches

[PerryWinkle]

didnt you ever wonder why i always asked YOU to drive the van?

and that previous statement was directed to kat and had nothing to do with the nj road system.

as the actor that plays PerryWinkle, i would like to once again apologize to you Misti, for that comment i made about you working the rest areas. you are a very nice person, a bit confused, but nice person who shouldn't be labeled a "Lot Lizard" or "Sleeper Creeper"

[~Katja~]

who's side are you on? you have to pick a side and totally defend it. you can't have your cake and eat it too. forget about those stinky beaches. if you're nice, i can take you to much much better beaches

ok, I hate the jersey shore then... it would be 10 times better if it was in PA




there, now tell me when and where!

[BlackSpider]

who's side are you on? you have to pick a side and totally defend it. you can't have your cake and eat it too. forget about those stinky beaches. if you're nice, i can take you to much much better beaches

Jersey beaches are great.















If you like swimming in medical waste and stepping on needles,
and paying to go on them.
Give me a MD. beach any day. I'll drive the extra miles...

[Bossanova]

Jersey beaches are great.















If you like swimming in medical waste and stepping on needles,
and paying to go on them.
Give me a MD. beach any day. I'll drive the extra miles...


And by the way. I fucking hate the shore. All of the guineas go there. And if there is one thing I hate more than PA, its guineas

[PerryWinkle]

ok, I hate the jersey shore then... it would be 10 times better if it was in PA




there, now tell me when and where!

in due time:laugh:

[BlackSpider]

And by the way. I fucking hate the shore. All of the guineas go there. And if there is one thing I hate more than PA, its guineas

Is there anything you don't hate...?

[OGC]

and you wish your state would do that so you don't have to take care of yourself all the time.

PA is free BJ's for all!

i am sooooooooooooo sidin with PA in this thread

AGREED

[disneyspy]

you know what i like about jersey?
it sucks

[Bossanova]

Is there anything you don't hate...?

HAHA! MAny things, im am just very passionate about the things i do hate.

[RAAMONE]

Jersey beaches are great.















If you like swimming in medical waste and stepping on needles,
and paying to go on them.
Give me a MD. beach any day. I'll drive the extra miles...

no shit...my family goes to stone harbor every year...i love paying to walk on the beaches there that they are constantly redoing for the past 10 years

and i dont have to pay in wildwood but i have to walk 30 miles to get to some water

[~Katja~]

Jersey beaches are great.















If you like swimming in medical waste and stepping on needles,
and paying to go on them.
Give me a MD. beach any day. I'll drive the extra miles...

there is only one I go to and it's clean, free and not too many people.
forget the guinea beaches

[Don Stugots]

Is there anything you don't hate...?

his parents, oh nevermind.

[Bossanova]

his parents, oh nevermind.

HAHAHA!, oh so I see you heard that:unsure:

[RAAMONE]

its funny...i'm watching the local news and they are talking about how interstate 83 is at a standstill and there are already 45 accidents in york county alone...because of a little snow dusting

so maybe you're right

[Bossanova]

its funny...i'm watching the local news and they are talking about how interstate 83 is at a standstill and there are already 45 accidents in york county alone...because of a little snow dusting

so maybe you're right

Thank you

[PerryWinkle]

its funny...i'm watching the local news and they are talking about how interstate 83 is at a standstill and there are already 45 accidents in york county alone...because of a little snow dusting

so maybe you're right

that's from shitty maryland drivers who came to visit amish country for the day

[~Katja~]

Thank you

pft
have you seen NJ when just a light snow dusting or some light rain drizzle hits the roads?
fucking amateur drivers in light weather conditions

[Don Stugots]

HAHAHA!, oh so I see you heard that:unsure:

i pay attention to stuff.

[Dude!]

your state should know a thing or two about garbage, because the whole state smells like it. and lets shit on pittsburgh. name one city in jersey which is nicer or played a bigger role in this country's development


i dont have a dog in this fight
but for the sake of historical accuracy
princeton was the capital of the usa in 1783
and nj is where george washington really won the revolution

[Bossanova]

i pay attention to stuff.

I just pray that they dont figure out what website the show broadcasts from

[~Katja~]

i dont have a dog in this fight
but for the sake of historical accuracy
princeton was the capital of the usa in 1783
and nj is where george washington really won the revolution

and as soon as people started driving in this state all the important things started happening in PA
Smart people.


Easton was also an important military center during the American Revolutionary War. In 1776, Easton was one of the first three places the Declaration of Independence was publicly read (along with Philadelphia and Trenton).
see, 2 for PA, 1 for NJ

[disneyspy]

dunder mifflins scranton branch kicked da shit outta the hoboken branch

[PerryWinkle]

i dont have a dog in this fight
but for the sake of historical accuracy
princeton was the capital of the usa in 1783
and nj is where george washington really won the revolution

notice i said development. i didn't say when we had fucking 13 colonies. it was cities like pittsburgh that made this country what it was, when it was the industrial leader and THE superpower of the world.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Speed Limits are supposed to be surpassed by 20 mph, once PA gets this we can move on

[~Katja~]

Speed Limits are supposed to be surpassed by 20 mph, once PA gets this we can move on

thats cuz you drive like 80mph

end of discussion

[disneyspy]

penns woods drivers are the most fuck you heres to me drivers around

[King Hippos Bandaid]

end of discussion

this is about PA in general, you and your Nazi Speedy Foot is excused

this is a general statement and does not affect all of you from PA, just most of you

[disneyspy]

how dare you call her a speedy foot

[Dude!]

this is about PA in general, you and your Nazi Speedy Foot is excused

this is a general statement and does not affect all of you, just most of you

do you mean pennsylvanians
or germans

[The Ogre]

I live right near the Penn/Jersey border in Jersey. I also drive about 200 miles a day. Now while Jersey drivers also suck a dog dick, whenever I see a truly boneheaded or just flat out ridiculous move I know it's a PA driver before I even see the plates. These motherfuckers are so outlandish behind the wheel that I half expect their cars to rise up off the road and shoot away like a flying saucer. Ecuadorians who have been in the country for 6 months driving ladscaping trucks towing a trailer are still more proficient at chaging lanes, making turns and just driving at a fucking decent speed than the Northern Hillbillies that come from PA.

[Bossanova]

I live right near the Penn/Jersey border in Jersey. I also drive about 200 miles a day. Now while Jersey drivers also suck a dog dick, whenever I see a truly boneheaded or just flat out ridiculous move I know it's a PA driver before I even see the plates. These motherfuckers are so outlandish behind the wheel that I half expect their cars to rise up off the road and shoot away like a flying saucer. Ecuadorians who have been in the country for 6 months driving ladscaping trucks towing a trailer are still more proficient at chaging lanes, making turns and just driving at a fucking decent speed than the Northern Hillbillies that come from PA.

:clap::clap::clap: