Now I'm Starvin':The Musical

[torker]

What are your favorite lyrics and songs about food?


You men eat your dinner
Eat your pork and beans
I eat more chicken
Than any man ever seen

[pittphantoms]

Tool - Die Eier von Satan

[JerseyRich]

I want chicken
I want liver
Meow Meow Mix
Please deliver

[DarkHippie]

squeeze my lemon till the juice runs down my leg

[Judge Smails]

If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding!

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!

[jauble]

I want chicken
I want liver
Meow Meow Mix
Please deliver

JerseyRich gets one point.

[Hottub]

I like the enchiladas and the teriaki too
I even like the chicken if.... The sauce is not too blue.

[EddieMoscone]

Shit, if it's going to be that kind of a party
I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

[KatPw]

All we are saying, is give peas a chance.

[PanterA]

youre an uncle fucker yes it's true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you.


Youre thread title reminds me of the great "Cannibal: The Musical" a netflix must.

[torker]

One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch of girls

[Friday]

awww yeah......


Shady Sadie (Shady Sadie)
serving lady (serving lady)
Don't pay her no mind, no
She'll take ev'ry dime
She's got a one-a-day lunch,
good for all the bunch, yeah.

HOT LUNCH, YEEAAHHH.

Macaroni and baloni, tuna fish, our favorite dish. Hot lunch, hey
If it's yellow, then it's jello.If it's blue,it could be stew, oo, oo.

She's got a one-a-day lunch,
good for all the bunch,hey now.

Hot,hot lunch, oh,oh,no
Yeah.

[Slumbag]

Tool - Die Eier von Satan

We could probably be best friends. Just sayin'.

Can't forget that "Food, glorious food" song.
I don't know where it's from, but it was on Extras.

[Friday]

Can't forget that "Food, glorious food" song.
I don't know where it's from, but it was on Extras.

it's from the musical, "Oliver!" :D

Food, glorious food!
Hot sausage and mustard!
While we're in the mood --
Cold jelly and custard!
Pease pudding and saveloys!
What next is the question?
Rich gentlemen have it, boys --
In-di-gestion!

Food, glorious food!
We're anxious to try it.
Three banquets a day --
Our favourite diet!

Just picture a great big steak --
Fried, roasted or stewed.
Oh, food,
Wonderful food,
Marvellous food,
Glorous food.

[torker]

ding, fries are done
ding, fries are done

[PapaBear]

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster

[EddieMoscone]

it's from the musical, "Oliver!" :D

Food, glorious food!
Hot sausage and mustard!
While we're in the mood --
Cold jelly and custard!
Pease pudding and saveloys!
What next is the question?
Rich gentlemen have it, boys --
In-di-gestion!

Food, glorious food!
We're anxious to try it.
Three banquets a day --
Our favourite diet!

Just picture a great big steak --
Fried, roasted or stewed.
Oh, food,
Wonderful food,
Marvellous food,
Glorous food.

Ahhhhh, memories of my 5th grade musical. I played Fagin and had to sing "You've Got to Pick A Pocket or Two" while strolling throughout the auditorium picking the pockets of plants.

[Gvac]

Hot tamales and they're red hot,
Yes, she's got 'em for sale

[hedges]

L'il Ed and the Blues Imperials "Chicken, Gravy, and Biscuits" and goes something like this (with some lyrics forgotten):

Chicken and gravy and biscuits
Chicken and gravy and biscuits
Chicken and gravy and biscuits.......
I can eat them all night long

[Foster]

I want my babyback...babyback...babyback...babyback...

I want my babyback...babyback...babyback...babyback...

CHILIs Babyback Ribs

[Jackie Puppet]

Candy O I need you so
But I like candy when it's wrapped im a sweater
I smell sex and candy here
Candy, Candy, Candy I can’t let you go
In Candy's room. there are pictures of her heroes on the wall

[meanmrbill]

Tom Waits------

Slap that hog
Gotta roll em over twice
Baste him with a sweeping broom
You gotta swat them flies
And chain up the dogs
Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog