I win, deer lose.

[LordJezo]

First day of NJ shotgun hunting season today and first time I have ever been out in the woods trying to shoot anything.

Went out at 6am, first one on the ground by 7:20. Sat around for another hour and second one shot around 8:20.

Both hit in the lungs, dead by the time I found them.

Pretty damn good for a first time hunter.

http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/9104/deadya2.jpg

Boom. Lung shot.

[Puggle_kicker]

Did you fuck the corpses? If not youre a pussy.

[Don Stugots]

Wow they look like some nice 12 pointers.

[Chuck Norris]

Your dog is almost as big as them :lol:

[LordJezo]

Wow they look like some nice 12 pointers.

Can't hunt those until next week. This week it's doe only.

[JPMNICK]

nice job! hope you have a big enough freezer for all that venison coming!

[SuperKarateMonkeyDeathFez]

For some reason this couldn't have gone into your stupid pre-existing hunting thread?

[Dougie Brootal]

sooooooo hungry for deer steaks and burgers.....

[Aggie]

For some reason this couldn't have gone into your stupid pre-existing hunting thread?

Somehow your snarky comments aren't as fun when you're not TheMojoPin. Sigh.

[DarkHippie]

Did the deer really lose if they didnt know they were playing?

[JerseyRich]

Shotgun, rifle or Bowhunt?

[LordJezo]

Shotgun, rifle or Bowhunt?

First day of shotgun.

[JerseyRich]

First day of shotgun.

What kinda gun ya got?

I shot a shotgun for the first time in my life last year. 22 and 28 gauge shotgun down in North Carolina. I didn't kill anything but some clay discs.

http://richstillwell.com/images/ncshootin.jpg

[cougarjake13]

how could you kill bambi ???

[LordJezo]

What kinda gun ya got?

Mossberg 535, 12 guage pump with a rifled barrel to shoot 2 3/4 inch slugs.

http://www.mossberg.com/products/default.asp?id=11

Brown and black, not camo version. Also have a scope from Cabella's on it so I could hit stuff at least 75 yards away, but the ones today were almost next to me from the stand I was in.


how could you kill bambi ???

Bambi tastes good.

[Don Stugots]

Did the deer really lose if they didnt know they were playing?

And they were unarmed. Shitty game.

[JerseyRich]

And they were unarmed. Shitty game.

I'd rather see a deer shot for sport than dead at the side of the road.

[Contra]

Send some jerky my way!

[Aggie]

I'd rather see a deer shot for sport than dead at the side of the road.

Especially when those dead deer could have killed the people that hit them.

There was a great Sports Illustrated article recently about the decline of hunting and the problem it's causing people. It's on the long side but a good read:

http://vault.sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1148866/index.htm

[Liverspot]

congrats, nice pair. No doe hunting around these parts

[Don Stugots]

I'd rather see a deer shot for sport than dead at the side of the road.

Drive bys?

[Jughead]

Zero Would you make me some jerky???..With Cheese please..thanks Juggy:bye:

[Freitag]

The idea of Jezo carrying a firearm is a terrifying prospect.

[donnie_darko]

thank you for thinning the heard.

i wish the hunters down here did more shooting and less walking around in orange.

f'n dear everywhere.

[razorboy]

thank you for thinning the heard.

i wish the hunters down here did more shooting and less walking around in orange.

f'n dear everywhere.

Thanks, deer.

Your voice has been herd.

[west milly Tom]

Hook me up with some venison jerkey
. What zone you hunt?

[joethebartender]

Congrats...
Let's see how you do next week with the bucks. It's a different story.

[The Jays]

What kinda gun ya got?

I shot a shotgun for the first time in my life last year. 22 and 28 gauge shotgun down in North Carolina. I didn't kill anything but some clay discs.

http://richstillwell.com/images/ncshootin.jpg

Were you shooting off of a pool ladder?

[DarkHippie]

Especially when those dead deer could have killed the people that hit them.

There was a great Sports Illustrated article recently about the decline of hunting and the problem it's causing people. It's on the long side but a good read:

http://vault.sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1148866/index.htm

What they don't go into is how the hunting and games commisions in states manage the deer populations in a manner to create overpopulations in some area and underpopulations in others to improve hunting during the season.

a side effect of this is massive deer migrations to underpopulated areas, usually by crossing high traffic areas.

If we stopped artificially blowing up the deer populations, we wouldnt have as many accidents.

[ScottFromGA]

nice kills, Jezo!


all we need to do now is find a live one so you can slaughter it on the air.....


ooooh....on second thought....

[LordJezo]

Zone 7, Warren county.

Congrats...
Let's see how you do next week with the bucks. It's a different story.

I saw one this morning off behind some brush who was hanging out with the first one I shot, they both heard me when I was turning around to see if I could spot anything. Both jumped and froze. I saw the antlers but couldn't see the deer. I just sat there not moving waiting for them to make a move. One eventually started to come towards me and was almost directly below the tree stand. Slowly spun around and found him to my left with a perfect side shot. Pulled the gun up and nailed him in the lungs. He took one spin around a tree and ran about 40 yards and dropped. Left a perfect blood trail. Hopefully next Monday some antlers will come back around.

It was a pretty good rush, I doubt I'll ever have a day as perfect as today but I'll always be hoping. Would have been a whole different story if I sat out there for 5 hours and didn't see a thing, but it worked out well and now I am excited.

[GvacMobile]

Although I prefer sneaking up on them and killing them with my bare hands I salute you Jezo. Nice job for a first timer.

[jauble]

What they don't go into is how the hunting and games commisions in states manage the deer populations in a manner to create overpopulations in some area and underpopulations in others to improve hunting during the season.

a side effect of this is massive deer migrations to underpopulated areas, usually by crossing high traffic areas.

If we stopped artificially blowing up the deer populations, we wouldnt have as many accidents.

I live in the suburbs (but still indiana) and I was reading in a chair outside and a deer walked 5 feet from me in the ol yard a few weeks ago. If I can punch a deer there are to many of them. Im not a hunter but especially in some areas its neccesary. 7 years ago I found a salt lick in the near woods (where you cant legally hunt) and its been gone for about 5, but we still have deer, fox, coyote, eagles wildlife like a midwest zoo. As I said not rural just Indiana.

[JerseyRich]

Were you shooting off of a pool ladder?

ha!

A wider view of what we were shooting from...

http://richstillwell.com/images/ncshootin2.jpg

[Furtherman]

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[boosterp]

I saw two this week up at my place but scared them off when I picked up my rifle. I do not hunt my place ofter even though I am up there often so it is kind of like a wooded sanctuary.

[DarkHippie]

I can't believe that no one else is disgusted by the idea of killing things for fun? Isn't killing animals supposed to be a sign of a serial killer?

If you need to stalk something and have a trophy, use a fucking camera. dont kill it and put its severed head on the wall. thats just pussy shit

[RAAMONE]

I can't believe that no one else is disgusted by the idea of killing things for fun? Isn't killing animals supposed to be a sign of a serial killer?

If you need to stalk something and have a trophy, use a fucking camera. dont kill it and put its severed head on the wall. thats just pussy shit

i'm guessing you're a vegetarian? if not you are an idiot

[Contra]

But what if you use the animal for food DH? Pretty much everyone I know that hunts, which is a large amount of people since I live in PA, uses the deer meat for food.

[RAAMONE]

But what if you use the animal for food DH? Pretty much everyone I know that hunts, which is a large amount of people since I live in PA, uses the deer meat for food.

exactly...i dont even hunt, most people i know do...but they eat everything from the deer...they dont go out on a killing spree for fun

[The Jays]

I can't believe that no one else is disgusted by the idea of killing things for fun? Isn't killing animals supposed to be a sign of a serial killer?

If you need to stalk something and have a trophy, use a fucking camera. dont kill it and put its severed head on the wall. thats just pussy shit

My butcher kills things all the time. That's work for him. And aren't we suppose to make work more fun? That's what hunting is.

[The Jays]

Besides, it's not like it's a toad he found in his yard and he beat its head in with a rock. That's the sign of a serial killer. Not everyone who shoots a gun is a serial killer.

[DarkHippie]

My butcher kills things all the time. That's work for him. And aren't we suppose to make work more fun? That's what hunting is.

work, not sport. If you are in the wild, and have to kill things to live, thats fine. If you eat hamburgers you're just eating.

If you are killing things because its fun, thats crazy. not only is it crazy, but its about the most pussiest, faggiest, buttsexingist thing you can do. real men dont have to put bullets in shit to be a man

[RAAMONE]

work, not sport. If you are in the wild, and have to kill things to live, thats fine. If you eat hamburgers you're just eating.

If you are killing things because its fun, thats crazy. not only is it crazy, but its about the most pussiest, faggiest, buttsexingist thing you can do. real men dont have to put bullets in shit to be a man

i dont know why i am defending this since i dont even hunt but...

saying that going out and hunting and eating something yourself is less manlier than letting a machine kill cows in a line and then relating it to buttsex

yeah

[DarkHippie]

i dont know why i am defending this since i dont even hunt but...

saying that going out and hunting and eating something yourself is less manlier than letting a machine kill cows in a line and then relating it to buttsex

yeah

the difference is that one kills to live, the other kills to have a good time.

[The Jays]

But what about terrorists? Terrorists kill for fun. Would you call a terrorist a pussy to his face????

[JerseyRich]

All this meat talk has me starving.

[The Jays]

Oh, and usually, we have hunting laws in order to control animal populations. This is why there is a limit to how many deer and bear you can kill in a season.

[Don Stugots]

All this meat talk has me turned on.

take it easy big fella.

[DarkHippie]

But what about terrorists? Terrorists kill for fun. Would you call a terrorist a pussy to his face????

Yes, then i would crush his nose with a head butt.

terrorists usually kill for a cause though. Killing a deer doesn't get you 40 virgins in heaven

[The Jays]

But it is for a good cause! It's 'cause venison tastes good in my mouth and feels right in my belly!

[LordJezo]

the difference is that one kills to live, the other kills to have a good time.

What's wrong with going out in the woods to hang out with nature for a few hours while having a good time, taking out a few deer in the process, and then getting all the meat off of them to eat for yourself? My fridge and freezer are going to be stocked for a nice while due to the fun that I had this morning.

How is that worse than getting in my car, listening to Ron and Fez and having a good time, going to the store, spending my money on something killed in a production line by people who don't give a crap about their jobs that has been force fed and constrained to non-natural pens and cages, and then coming home and eating it?

It's not like I am shooting them and then leaving them out in the woods. You shoot them, you find them, you take them to a butcher, and then you get lots of meat. No (real) hunter kills just to kill, they either eat everything they kill or get the meat to someone who will.

[drusilla]

you eat venison but not hamburgers?

[The Jays]

Yeah! Or, you know, you get in your car, you listen to Ron and Fez, you run out of gas, so you need to fill up with more gas, you pay a tax on said gas, the tax money goes towards paying off government debt on the Iraq War, and suddenly you're the reason that some 6 year old Iraqi boy has no penis anymore because it got blown off by a ricochet from a gun battle between the US troops and some insurgents! How would you feel then?

[The Jays]

you eat venison but not hamburgers?

Venison sausage tastes delish! Hamburgers taste like I took a solid dump on a grill and then cooked it, and then added some pickles and ketchup.

[OGC]

Venison sausage tastes delish! Hamburgers taste like I took a solid dump on a grill and then cooked it, and then added some pickles and ketchup.


Hey Earl, we got any grilled solid dump back there ?

[Farmer Dave]

Oh, and usually, we have hunting laws in order to control animal populations. This is why there is a limit to how many deer and bear you can kill in a season.

I wish that was true, we'd have fewer of those big rats eating my crop and making business for the car repair shops. I guess you did say 'usually'. Here it seems to be all about the revinue for he state to hunting licences.

Any way, good shooting. I'm trying to figure out a way to justify a new black powder rifle and thinning the heard may just be it.

[Contra]

Well I don't hunt myself, but getting a deer from a friend to butcher is fun. Since I cut up cow all day its a nice change of pace to use my skills. And if you don't think the native Americans didn't have a kick ass time hunting bison, you're crazy.

[SatCam]

first deer. then sheep.

[Chip196]

Congrats Budday! I remember my first like it was yesterday.

[DarkHippie]

Well I don't hunt myself, but getting a deer from a friend to butcher is fun. Since I cut up cow all day its a nice change of pace to use my skills. And if you don't think the native Americans didn't have a kick ass time hunting bison, you're crazy.

didn't a lot of them die during hunts by being horribly trampled?

[mendyweiss]

http://www.fmft.net/archives/gangsta1/gangsta%201.JPG
Try Huntin Here, Whitey !!

[Farmer Dave]

http://www.fmft.net/archives/gangsta1/gangsta%201.JPG
Try Huntin Here, Whitey !!

Poor aiming technique, rifle not against shoulder, eyes closed, pants about ready to fall. He ain't hittin shit.

[SuperKarateMonkeyDeathFez]

Venison sausage tastes delish! Hamburgers taste like I took a solid dump on a grill and then cooked it, and then added some pickles and ketchup.

GO BACK TO RUSSIA.

[joethebartender]

Poor aiming technique, rifle not against shoulder, eyes closed, pants about ready to fall. He ain't hittin shit.

I've always said that this is why we out"shoot" the world. Between our hunters and targeteers, no one stands a chance.
Here's Jezo in 2 years...

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[LordJezo]

$120 for a complete deer, regular cut from the butcher, if anyone wants one.

I guess that's what, $4 a pound or so?

[biggestmexi]

I go out and then shoot them. Then drag them to the side of the road, run them over, and then leave.


not really. but i wish i could.