Things that Irk you.

[biggestmexi]

I tried to search and did not find a topic for it.

But there is this guy I work with that is one of those "reborn" types.

I walk by his car everyday at work and cant seem to laugh at his bumper stickers.

One his car is an old buick century gray and very beat up. Steel black wheels, duct tape on the lights and so forth. He has two bumper stickers, they are as follows:

Don't let the car fool you,
my reward is in heaven

and

REAL MEN LOVE JESUS.

Is it wrong for me to laugh at those. Is it wrong for my to want to put my own saying after those.

Like:
Don't let the car foll you,
my reward is in heaven ...You hope. or Lets hope your right.

or

REAL MEN LOVE JESUS ....GUYS?

That last one seems too redundant.

I mean hes asking for it. No? They just Irk me I guess.

[A.J.]

People.

[biggestmexi]

People.

I do hate them to but that is a given. I never could do any job that I encounter people or have to deal with people on a regular basis ever. That's why I loved being a cook. Back of House.

[yojimbo7248]

I tried to search and did not find a topic for it.

But there is this guy I work with that is one of those "reborn" types.

I walk by his car everyday at work and cant seem to laugh at his bumper stickers.

One his car is an old buick century gray and very beat up. Steel black wheels, duct tape on the lights and so forth. He has two bumper stickers, they are as follows:

Don't let the car fool you,
my reward is in heaven

and

REAL MEN LOVE JESUS.

Is it wrong for me to laugh at those. Is it wrong for my to want to put my own saying after those.

Like:
Don't let the car foll you,
my reward is in heaven ...You hope. or Lets hope your right.

or

REAL MEN LOVE JESUS ....GUYS?

That last one seems too redundant.

I mean hes asking for it. No? They just Irk me I guess.

I'm assuming he has those little fish stickers on his car. I would draw legs and turn it into a Darwin fish. I would add "RIGHT UP THE POOPSHOOT" after his "REAL MEN LOVE JESUS". Tons of things you could do to piss him off. Just think of yourself as the East Side Dave to his Franklyn.

[Misteriosa]

you could do the darwin lungfish thing or you could declare your proud pastafarianism and put one of these over his fish sticker:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/11/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster_bumper_sticker.jpg

may he bless us with his noodly appendage

[Ritalin]

People who talk on their fucking cellphones at the fucking gym.

Just stay home and talk on your phone, you cow. There's a reason you still have rolls down your side and your husband won't touch you. It's because you're too fucking stupid to put down the phone and work out like a human being.

Like me. Look over at me, working my ass off. That's because I know that my time at the gym is valuable and I don't want to waste it, and I'm staring at you because it fucking bugs the shit out of me that you're right in front of me barely pedaling that exercise bike and yaking on the phone. Then it fucking pisses me off that I'm pissed at you because it's really none of my damn business but I can't help but be irritated because I always get irritated when I run, because I'm over here running hard INSTEAD OF TALKING ON THE GODDAMN PHONE.

you fat fuck.

whew. I feel much better. I was thisclose to going off today.

[Puggle_kicker]

jews, christians and muslims. its all the same made up god already just chill the fuck out.

[bigtim666]

People who talk on their fucking cellphones at the fucking gym.

Just stay home and talk on your phone, you cow. There's a reason you still have rolls down your side and your husband won't touch you. It's because you're too fucking stupid to put down the phone and work out like a human being.

Like me. Look over at me, working my ass off. That's because I know that my time at the gym is valuable and I don't want to waste it, and I'm staring at you because it fucking bugs the shit out of me that you're right in front of me barely pedaling that exercise bike and yaking on the phone. Then it fucking pisses me off that I'm pissed at you because it's really none of my damn business but I can't help but be irritated because I always get irritated when I run, because I'm over here running hard INSTEAD OF TALKING ON THE GODDAMN PHONE.

you fat fuck.

whew. I feel much better. I was thisclose to going off today.

seriously i can't stand people who are in good shape but walk around the lifting room yacking on the phone. whats the point in showing up and telling the person who you are on the phone with that you are at the gym, you arent doing any workouts!!!!!

[grlNIN]

People.

If we made babies they would destroy the earth.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

people who are slow right lane drivers that feel that they can move to the left lane once there is traffic

traffic clears and they are still going slow, insult to injury, I want to beat them with my tire iron

[KingGeno]

Overassumers, people who live on misinformation and don't research stuff for themselves, women with bad breath. countless other things.

[hexy68]

idiots talking on cell phones while driving....especially in the left lane :furious:

[cougarjake13]

my wife who asks a million questions during a movie when they'll all be answered by the till the movie is over

[pittphantoms]

Real Men Love Jesus... http://www.uncrate.com/men/images/jesus-t-shirt.jpg

[furie]

Styrofoam

[yojimbo7248]

my wife who asks a million questions during a movie when they'll all be answered by the till the movie is over

ha! my wife does the same thing. I have known a few other women who do this too. Is this one of those men/mars women/venus differences? I just don't know any guys who ask questions throughout a movie.

[biggestmexi]

People who decide to drive slow if the road is moist. 10 under is TOO much.

[boosterp]

Ignorance and Walmart.

[Cockstrong]

You people are confusing things that irk you with things that annoy you. An irk should be something that freaks you out mentally and causes a physical reaction, like nails scratching a chalkboard.

My big one is someone putting their fingers between my toes. I lose my mind and kick like crazy.

[drusilla]

hideous wallpaper that i keep seeing while looking for a house in the albany area actually makes me throw up in my mouth a little

either that or let out a giant yelp

[RAAMONE]

You people are confusing things that irk you with things that annoy you. An irk should be something that freaks you out mentally and causes a physical reaction, like nails scratching a chalkboard.

My big one is someone putting their fingers between my toes. I lose my mind and kick like crazy.

whenever i see ice skates or hockey on tv i picture them running over my feet and slicing my toenail

[boosterp]

You people are confusing things that irk you with things that annoy you. An irk should be something that freaks you out mentally and causes a physical reaction, like nails scratching a chalkboard.


I know the difference and posted under the proper definition.

[Gvac]

Motherfuckers who don't put their headlights on when it's raining, and the fucking cops who don't enforce the law. I hope an 18 wheeler side swipes you and there's nothing left of you or your car, shitheads.

The primary purpose of headlights is to help OTHER PEOPLE SEE YOU, not to help you see. Even if it's not dark out, PUT YOUR FUCKING HEADLIGHTS ON WHEN IT'S RAINING. To truckers and people who depend on their blind spot mirrors, you are INVISIBLE if you don't have 'em on.

Even at twilight or dusk.

PUT YOUR FUCKING HEADLIGHTS ON.

Not your parking lights.

YOUR FUCKING HEADLIGHTS.

Thank you.

[epo]

you could do the darwin lungfish thing or you could declare your proud pastafarianism and put one of these over his fish sticker:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/11/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster_bumper_sticker.jpg

may he bless us with his noodly appendage

My new favorite poster! Flying Spaghetti Monster 4 life!

[STC-Dub]

People.

Same here.

[Foster]

people at work who can't stop yapping about their kids because they did something like using the toilet and didn't get shit all over the walls.

[SatCam]

Things that Irk you.

people who use the toilet and get shit all over the walls

[Foster]

people who use the toilet and get shit all over the walls

yeah that can be bothersome

[A.J.]

If we made babies they would destroy the earth.

We'd be like two of the horsemen of the Apocolypse. COOL.

[A.J.]

My office mate here is great. She and I are very like-minded. However, she drives me nuts when I hear her refer to her dogs as "the girls". They're not people, they are fucking animals.

[PapaBear]

My office mate here is great. She and I are very like-minded. However, she drives me nuts when I hear her refer to her dogs as "the girls". They're not people, they are fucking animals.
She should call them her bitches.

[Slumbag]

ha! my wife does the same thing. I have known a few other women who do this too. Is this one of those men/mars women/venus differences? I just don't know any guys who ask questions throughout a movie.

I have a guy friend who does something similar.
He'll turn his XBox on and if it doesn't work or whatever, he goes "Why doesn't this work?" Or a story will come on the news, and he'll go, "What's this about?"

At that point, everyone in the room knows the exact same amount of information he does. It bugs the shit out of me. I tend to say "How the fuck should I know" to nearly every question he asks.