Best board couple of the future. Spider and...?

[BlackSpider]

Normally all board couples are pre-arranged by Mikeyboy.
With the Hollidays, he's been to busy to assign me a consort.
I will accept applications in this thread.
Please be as descriptive as possible.
In the event of a tie, a poll will be added...
(serious posts only)



*edit* Not to break any hearts, or reduce the post count of this thread,
but only women will be considered.

[Don Stugots]

jerrytaker

[BlackSpider]

jerrytaker

Don't you have a radio show to do...?

[Don Stugots]

Don't you have a radio show to do...?

4 mins, plenty of time to break your chops bro. heeheehee.

[~Katja~]

I nominate perry for you, before there was gvac he was your original creep sin.
Same thoughts, same jokes, same battles... same mind... you were so happy back then.

[paulisded]

Mikeyboy, who you gonna pair me up with?

[BlackSpider]

I nominate perry for you, before there was gvac he was your original creep sin.
Same thoughts, same jokes, same battles... same mind... you were so happy back then.

You don't have to use Perry as an excuse to post here.
If you're shy, you can PM me your application...

[epo]

Mikeyboy, who you gonna pair me up with?

I think you and BlackSpider would be great together.

[RoseBlood]

*edit* Not to break any hearts, or reduce the post count of this thread, but only women will be considered.

Sue_Bender!

[Foster]

*edit* Not to break any hearts, or reduce the post count of this thread,
but only women will be considered.

How about Sheepy, since Gvac dumped him

[disneyspy]

Sue_Bender!

quit readin my mind!

[BlackSpider]

I nominate perry for you, before there was gvac he was your original creep sin.
Same thoughts, same jokes, same battles... same mind... you were so happy back then.

Sue_Bender!


So far we have Katja and Roseblood.
I'm liking this list so far...


How about Sheepy, since Gvac dumped him
If you can prove Sheepy isn't a man, I'll consider his application...

[RoseBlood]

*edited* cause i feel bad even if it was a joke. :sad:

[RoseBlood]

Mikeyboy, how do I delete a post? :wallbash:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

his right hand

[disneyspy]

what happened to BP?
a guy loses the webs for a week and...

[BlackSpider]

his right hand

I never go back to an ex...

[Foster]

If you can prove Sheepy isn't a man, I'll consider his application...

have you ever heard him on the show?

[BlackSpider]

have you ever heard on the show?

okay.
Sheepy's in. But he's not high on the list...

[~Katja~]

*edited* cause i feel bad even if it was a joke. :sad:

I know your secret, cause iSpy keeps it up for a while :D
it wasn't that bad...

[disneyspy]

he said women not girls
hope that helps

[RoseBlood]

I know your secret, cause iSpy keeps it up for a while :D
it wasn't that bad...

he said women not girls
hope that helps

Hehe thanks. It wasn't that bad but I like Sheepy.

[~Katja~]

Hehe thanks. It wasn't that bad but I like Sheepy.

I do too. not sure why all the hate. spider however... :unsure:

[BlackSpider]

I do too. not sure why all the hate. spider however... :unsure:

That's not fair, you've met me.
A lot of these people don't know me, and may still have a good opinion of me.

I like your strategy though. Scare the other girls away so you can have me to yourself.
Why does Perry call you CB...?

[disneyspy]

it stand for cock block,ninny

[BlackSpider]

it stand for cock block,ninny

Oh.
Then what's a rhetorical question...

[disneyspy]

Oh.
Then what's a rhetorical question...

literal spy

[DiabloSammich]

Lenay D.

[~Katja~]

That's not fair, you've met me.
A lot of these people don't know me, and may still have a good opinion of me.

I like your strategy though. Scare the other girls away so you can have me to yourself.
Why does Perry call you CB...?

it's the abbreviation for a german term for the Smartest Woman.

it stand for cock block,ninny

or that...

[paulisded]

I think you and BlackSpider would be great together.

That's not what I had in mind.

[UpperEastSideDave]

Oh.
Then what's a rhetorical question...

That's a question you ask, even though youre not really looking for an answer...

Glad I could help.

[biozombie]

Lenay D.

....that's so wrong.







and it suits BlackSpider perfectly.

[BlackSpider]

I'm going to take a shower now. I'll be hot, wet, and sudsy in no time.

Thought you'd like to know.

[~Katja~]

I'm going to take a shower now. I'll be hot, wet, and sudsy in no time.

Thought you'd like to know.

a real man takes cold showers!

[JerseyRich]

I'm going to take a shower now. I'll be hot, wet, and sudsy in no time.

Thought you'd like to know.

Real men just use cologne.

[DiabloSammich]

Real men just use cologne.



Like Brut.


Or Hai Karate.

[PerryWinkle]

look at all the women signing up for this. How are you ever going to chose spider?

[BlackSpider]

look at all the women signing up for this. How are you ever going to chose spider?

It's mostly men.
Just as I expected...:down:

[Foster]

It's mostly men.
Just as I expected...:down:

that means you're respected by your fellow board members

you should be flattered

[PerryWinkle]

It's mostly men.
Just as I expected...:down:

you try to buy something at a sausage stand, you usually wind up with sausage

[BlackSpider]

you try to buy something at a sausage stand, you usually wind up with sausage

Katja and Bloodrose posted here.
I can live with that...

[PerryWinkle]

That's not fair, you've met me.
A lot of these people don't know me, and may still have a good opinion of me.

I like your strategy though. Scare the other girls away so you can have me to yourself.
Why does Perry call you CB...?

don't talk to CB :wub: that way

[hammersavage]

How far down the list of options if ronfez.net for matchmaking? It's 99% swinging dicks around here most of the time.

Try J-date. Ron loves it.

[jauble]

Ok spider I'll fuck you, but you cant look into my eyes otherwise I will lose my rod.

[BlackSpider]

Ok spider I'll fuck you, but you cant look into my eyes otherwise I will lose my rod.

Yessss....!!!


If I'm behind you, I won't be able to look in your eyes...

[biozombie]

I've got the perfect nomination to keep you from plunging into homosexuality.




BlackSpider
and
PocketPussy

[~Katja~]

Yessss....!!!


If I'm behind you, I won't be able to look in your eyes...

wow, for him to fuck you while you are behind him... he must be quite well equipped...
you are such a size queen, I always knew it.

[BlackSpider]

I've got the perfect nomination to keep you from plunging into homosexuality.




BlackSpider
and
PocketPussy

Too Late... :down:

Ok spider I'll fuck you, but you cant look into my eyes otherwise I will lose my rod.

Yessss....!!!


If I'm behind you, I won't be able to look in your eyes...

[PerryWinkle]

so you have decided and the next great couple is you and jauble?

[BlackSpider]

so you have decided and the next great couple is you and jauble?

I'm still thinking.
I'm disapointed that Gvac and Britneypablo didn't submit applications...

[Friday]

so you have decided and the next great couple is you and jauble?

he does cook, spider....

[biozombie]

I hope jauble is the type of guy who thinks lube is for faggots.

[cougarjake13]

i submit team ramrod

[PerryWinkle]

I'm still thinking.
I'm disapointed that Gvac and Britneypablo didn't submit applications...

when is the dead line? maybe Gvac will get a late application in

[britneypablo]

oh i have convictions so i figured i need not apply i wont get the job anyways

[BlackSpider]

oh i have convictions so i figured i need not apply i wont get the job anyways

I don't care if you've been convicted.

You know it's not an application for a job,
unless you mean a ... :devil2:

[~Katja~]

he does cook, spider....
is he an expert on fruits and veggies?

I hope jauble is the type of guy who thinks lube is for faggots.

as long as it wasn't animal tested

[BlackSpider]

I do take points off for music embeds...

[PerryWinkle]

oh i have convictions so i figured i need not apply i wont get the job anyways

that might actually be a requirement for this position. and speaking of positions, you'll have to list your favorites when you apply

[west milly Tom]

oh i have convictions so i figured i need not apply i wont get the job anyways

what was my post before?

[~Katja~]

that might actually be a requirement for this position. and speaking of positions, you'll have to list your favorites when you apply

with spider all animalistic ones are out... he is a bore ;)

[BlackSpider]

with spider all animalistic ones are out... he is a bore ;)

Great.
now everybody knows we had sex.
Girls cannot keep secrets...

[~Katja~]

Great.
now everybody knows we had sex.
Girls cannot keep secrets...

you consider fondling a beer stein having sex??? queer!!!!!

[PerryWinkle]

with spider all animalistic ones are out... he is a bore ;)

but his name is spider. you would think he would have some sort of 'spider' position where he crawls around on and bites you, and then runs off

[BlackSpider]

you consider fondling a beer stein having sex??? queer!!!!!

It's not...?
Then I'm still a virgin...:thumbup:

but his name is spider. you would think he would have some sort of 'spider' position where he crawls around on and bites you, and then runs off

No, it just involves me shooting a sticky fluid on my victims...

[britneypablo]

that might actually be a requirement for this position. and speaking of positions, you'll have to list your favorites when you apply

after the 26th ill let Snoogs write me a letter of recommendation :tongue:

[RodneyHarrison]

after the 26th ill let Snoogs write me a letter of recommendation :tongue:

after the 26th you wont be available for the job, esp if Rodney Harrison know Snoogans like Rodney Harrison think.

PRINT IT

[BlackSpider]

after the 26th ill let Snoogs write me a letter of recommendation :tongue:

Snoogs?
you're out...

Gvac, looks like you still have a chance...

[~Katja~]

but his name is spider. you would think he would have some sort of 'spider' position where he crawls around on and bites you, and then runs off

Spiders males are often cannibalized by their mates after sex. Spiders have two penis-like organs, called pedipalps, which usually break during sex meaning male spiders can only have sex twice
http://scott.sherrillmix.com/blog/biologist/suicidal-spider-lovers/
so sad

[BlackSpider]

Quote:
Spiders males are often cannibalized by their mates after sex. Spiders have two penis-like organs, called pedipalps, which usually break during sex meaning male spiders can only have sex twice


http://scott.sherrillmix.com/blog/biologist/suicidal-spider-lovers/
so sad

That sounds about right...

[~Katja~]

That sounds about right...

so since you are still alive you only had sex one time and now have a broken penis like organ...
aaaaw

[BlackSpider]

so since you are still alive you only had sex one time and now have a broken penis like organ...
aaaaw

<-------virgin...

[PerryWinkle]

<-------virgin...

then you and stalker patty would be great for each other. she's about your age, right?

[west milly Tom]

then you and stalker patty would be great for each other. she's about your age, right?

About the same I.Q. Too.

[BlackSpider]

About the same I.Q. Too.

I wouldn't think you'd bring up people's I.Q.'s

[~Katja~]

then you and stalker patty would be great for each other. she's about your age, right?

he can only have her if gets his ass fingered on air... fair is fair.
he wouldn't wanna lag behind on experience.

[PerryWinkle]

I wouldn't think you'd bring up people's I.Q.'s

i would never bring up I.Q., that's a cheap shot. I just brought up the similar age

[disneyspy]

i would never bring up I.Q., that's a cheap shot. I just brought up the similar age

well 60 is the new 40

[BlackSpider]

i would never bring up I.Q., that's a cheap shot. I just brought up the similar age

Let's not bring up age either.
Disney might hear you...

well 60 is the new 40


Too late...

[Friday]

Too late...

just how old ARE you?

not over 60!!! that's crazy talk!

[~Katja~]

just how old ARE you?

not over 60!!! that's crazy talk!

12 at heart


let's just say the 40 year old virgin got laid before him ;)

[disneyspy]

just how old ARE you?

not over 60!!!

hes younger than fez

[BlackSpider]

hes younger than fez

And you.


But that's not saying much...

[disneyspy]

just how old ARE you?

not over 60!!! that's crazy talk!

and i think we have our 1st FEMALE applicant!
quick lock the door before she gets out,spider

[hammersavage]

(Clicks lock)

Now youse can't leave.

[disneyspy]

And you.


But that's not saying much...

ya but someone told me i look junger then yew

[jennysmurf]

and i think we have our 1st FEMALE applicant!
quick lock the door before she gets out,spider

How'd you get in on this deal? If it's a threesome you're looking for, you should talk to Doug...

[biozombie]

a BlackSpider/DisneySpy train?


I'm outta here.

[disneyspy]

How'd you get in on this deal? If it's a threesome you're looking for, you should talk to Doug...

no not me!i was postin to him from far away!i dont like those weird 3sums

[BlackSpider]

a BlackSpider/DisneySpy train?


I'm outta here.

me too...

[disneyspy]

a BlackSpider/DisneySpy train?


I'm outta here.

see what you started birthday girl

[jennysmurf]

no not me!i was postin to him from far away!i dont like those weird 3sums

Sure sure....:dry: I'm watching you--and not in the sexy way.

[jennysmurf]

me too...

It's too late for that, you knew what you were getting into when you started this. Now take it like a man!

[disneyspy]

aaaaayyyyyyyyyeeee,spider,jennysmurfs a chick...
i aint sayin anythin

[CruelCircus]

A girl once told me I have a nice pedipalp. I had no idea what she meant unitl now.

That was sweet of her.

[reillyluck]

If it's a threesome you're looking for, you should talk to Doug...

oh sure...set the guy up for failure.

[jennysmurf]

oh sure...set the guy up for failure.

I'm just trying to help. The poor kid needs a break.:tongue:

[BlackSpider]

oh sure...set the guy up for failure.

I did that when I started this thread...

[Friday]

BS is kind of mean and scary... but he is honest.
I can respect that more than most of the falsified personas on any internet board.

just sayin.

[BlackSpider]

BS is kind of mean and scary... but he is honest.
I can respect that more than most of the falsified personas on any internet board.

just sayin.

mean and scary...?

[jennysmurf]

mean and scary...?

I think that should be mean+scary.



Oh, and this thread is useless without pics....

[BlackSpider]

I think that should be mean+scary.

+old...

[Friday]

mean and scary...?

it's a compliment.
better to be a bit scary than to pretend you are harmless and polite... as many wolves will do whilst on the prowl.

[jennysmurf]

it's a compliment.
better to be a bit scary than to pretend you are harmless and polite... as many wolves will do whilst on the prowl.

He doesn't scare me.

[reillyluck]

i am doomed to walk this board alone.

[BlackSpider]

i am doomed to walk this board alone.

Is that an offer...???

[Friday]

He doesn't scare me.

nothing to be skeered of.
he is a teddy bear.

[jennysmurf]

i am doomed to walk this board alone.

Do you walk a lonely road, the only one that you have ever known?

[jennysmurf]

nothing to be skeered of.
he is a teddy bear.

A big ol' cuddly teddy bear?:wub:

[reillyluck]

Do you walk a lonely road, the only one that you have ever known?

its like you can read my mind.

:wub:

[BlackSpider]

A big ol' cuddly teddy bear?:wub:

not as hairy though...

[reillyluck]

not as hairy though...

smooth spiders rule. hairy spiders...not so much.

[west milly Tom]

i am doomed to walk this board alone.

Why did I think you were married?

[BlackSpider]

its like you can read my mind.

:wub:

I new you'd ignore my post...

[jennysmurf]

not as hairy though...

You wax?:huh:

[reillyluck]

I new you'd ignore my post...

ignoring or fascinated by it?

[jennysmurf]

its like you can read my mind.

:wub:

Okay, now you try reading my mind. What am I thinking right now?

[west milly Tom]

smooth spiders rule. hairy spiders...not so much.


I got bit by a spider the morning of my first board event ever. I ended up in the hospital 48 hours later and I almost lost my finger. True story.

[reillyluck]

Why did I think you were married?

gvac likes to tell people i am so they wont hit on me.

[BlackSpider]

You wax?:huh:

I shave.
Only hairy on my chest.
Thank God I have no back hair...

[jennysmurf]

I shave.
Only hairy on my chest.
Thank God I have no back hair...

Once again...useless without pics.

[west milly Tom]

gvac likes to tell people i am so they wont hit on me.


So...How you doin?

[disneyspy]

I got bit by a spider the morning of my first board event ever. I ended up in the hospital 48 hours later and I almost lost my finger. True story.

was it a radioactive spider?
west milly man,west milly man
does whatever a spider can
shoots his web in his hair
hes the poster extrodinaire
waaatch out cuz here comes the west milly man

[BlackSpider]

The only man in this thread should be me...
-just sayin'

[Friday]

A big ol' cuddly teddy bear?:wub:

yah
that pretty much describes him

he is yours for the taking.
my days of competing with cute girls are over.
i am happy in my pre-middle age sort of frumpyness.

[reillyluck]

So...How you doin?

:lol:

[Gvac]

Why did I think you were married?

gvac likes to tell people i am so they wont hit on me.

Like that would stop them.

Bunch of filthy savages frequent this place.

And maybe it's time to come clean with the board, Ms. Reilly...

[disneyspy]

alrite fake shelter thread i know where im not wanted
gnite peeps

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

:popcorn:

[reillyluck]

Like that would stop them.

Bunch of filthy savages frequent this place.

And maybe it's time to come clean with the board, Ms. Reilly...

you're right. we've played this for far too long.

gvac and i got married.

[BlackSpider]

Like that would stop them.

Bunch of filthy savages frequent this place.

And maybe it's time to come clean with the board, Ms. Reilly...

You're right.
It wouldn't stop me...

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

you're right. we've played this for far too long.

gvac and i got married.
Yesss! I knew it. Were do I send the card?

[west milly Tom]

First tour married, then your not, now your back again. Too complicated for me. Good luck Gvac, you shoulda been here a few posts ago.

[Friday]

gvac is too cynical to ever marry.

[Gvac]

you're right. we've played this for far too long.

gvac and i got married.

http://correctopinion.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/shocked-monkey.jpg

[reillyluck]

First tour married, then your not, now your back again. Too complicated for me. Good luck Gvac, you shoulda been here a few posts ago.

so...how you doin?

[BlackSpider]

Marriage is a dead concept that doesn't work in today's society.
But, best of luck kids...

[reillyluck]

http://correctopinion.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/shocked-monkey.jpg

that was the look i had when you proposed.

[RoseBlood]

http://correctopinion.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/shocked-monkey.jpg

I really thought you two would've had better looking kids.
That Gvac's got some STRONG genes.

[BlackSpider]

I really thought you two would've had better looking kids.

It has Gvac's hair...

[Gvac]

that was the look i had when you proposed.

I proposed?

Talk about revisionist history!

[jennysmurf]

Marriage is a dead concept that doesn't work in today's society.
But, best of luck kids...

That sounds old+bitter. But I happen to agree with you, so I guess I'm old+bitter as well.








P.S. Friday implied that I was cute! Sorry, I just needed a moment.

[west milly Tom]

so...how you doin?

:lol:

[BlackSpider]

I proposed?

Talk about revisionist history!

Gvac,
Not gonna say hi...? :smoke:

[jennysmurf]

I really thought you two would've had better looking kids.
That Gvac's got some STRONG jeans.

I bet they're acid wash....

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:m1BGub2JUTQwVM:http://www.blurtit.com/var/question/q/q8/q87/q873/q8738/q873849_acid_wash.jpg

[Friday]

Marriage is a dead concept that doesn't work in today's society.
But, best of luck kids...

i have to agree completely here...

[reillyluck]

I proposed?

Talk about revisionist history!
shut up before i take away your internet Privileges away

[jauble]

I feel so rejected and because of that I am formally withdrawing my application. I wish you the best...just remeber I was willing to make this work for you, not me.

[BlackSpider]

I bet they're acid wash....

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:m1BGub2JUTQwVM:http://www.blurtit.com/var/question/q/q8/q87/q873/q8738/q873849_acid_wash.jpg

I bet you're right...

[Friday]

I feel so rejected and because of that I am formally withdrawing my application. I wish you the best...just remeber I was willing to make this work for you, not me.

remeber this.... remeber that... whine whine....

[BlackSpider]

I feel so rejected and because of that I am formally withdrawing my application. I wish you the best...just remeber I was willing to make this work for you, not me.

I said yes...

[jennysmurf]

I feel so rejected and because of that I am formally withdrawing my application. I wish you the best...just remeber I was willing to make this work for you, not me.



Somebody needs a hug...blackspider, get busy...

[Gvac]

I really thought you two would've had better looking kids.
That Gvac's got some STRONG genes.

What the fuck are you talking about???

That monkey looks nothing like me!!!


http://correctopinion.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/shocked-monkey.jpg


http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/MeMonkey.jpg?t=1228114931

[jauble]

I said yes...

The same time you searched for another. If you tell anyone its mine I'll make scott peterson look like a saint.

[reillyluck]

you look like your mom in that picture. :lol:

[west milly Tom]

What the fuck are you talking about???

That monkey looks nothing like me!!!


http://correctopinion.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/shocked-monkey.jpg


http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/MeMonkey.jpg?t=1228114931



Awesome...hahahaha! This one got me.

[RoseBlood]

OH SWEET JESUS, I JUST LAUGHED OUT LOUD

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Gvac]

you look like your mom in that picture. :lol:

That's not nice. Why can't you and mother get along? She just loves her little prince, and you're going to have to get used to it!

[reillyluck]

That's not nice. Why can't you and mother get along? She just loves her little prince, and you're going to have to get used to it!

go choke on her chicken n' rice.

[BlackSpider]

you look like your mom in that picture. :lol:

That's not nice. Why can't you and mother get along? She just loves her little prince, and you're going to have to get used to it!

go choke on her chicken n' rice.

I new if I waited it out, you two would break up.
I just thought it would take more than 10 minutes...

[Gvac]

go choke on her chicken n' rice.

HAHAHAHHAHAAAAAHAHAAA!!!!!

You are an awful human being!

Now back to the task at hand...finding someone special for Spider.

I think A.J. is probably the most similar, because like Spider, he and I agree on almost everything. We've always joked that we're long lost brothers.

A.J. isn't very comfortable with the homosexuality banter, though.

Hmmm.......

[reillyluck]

I new if I waited it out, you two would break up.
I just thought it would take more than 10 minutes...

so...how you doin?

[west milly Tom]

go choke on her chicken n' rice.



Dolores Mantooth is a saint!

[Gvac]

so...how you doin?

Trollop!

[BlackSpider]

For those that don't read the first post of a thread...


Normally all board couples are pre-arranged by Mikeyboy.
With the Hollidays, he's been to busy to assign me a consort.
I will accept applications in this thread.
Please be as descriptive as possible.
In the event of a tie, a poll will be added...
(serious posts only)



*edit* Not to break any hearts, or reduce the post count of this thread,
but only women will be considered.

[reillyluck]

Trollop!

Jezebel!!!

[west milly Tom]

so...how you doin?



You really get around. :)

[reillyluck]

For those that don't read the first post of a thread...
silly spider... gvac doesnt read.

[BlackSpider]

so...how you doin?

That's what I'm talkin' about.
Come to the PA post-x mas party, and you'll find out...

[Gvac]

Jezebel!!!

Even better!

I would have thought of that if I wasn't so out of sync. I have to get up in 3 hours and can't sleep.

Why the fuck is my body clock so out of whack??

[reillyluck]

You really get around. :)

it was either posting that again or Chuck's thanksgiving photo.

[reillyluck]

Even better!

I would have thought of that if I wasn't so out of sync. I have to get up in 3 hours and can't sleep.

Why the fuck is my body clock so out of whack??

:innocent:

[RoseBlood]

Even better!

I would have thought of that if I wasn't so out of sync. I have to get up in 3 hours and can't sleep.

Why the fuck is my body clock so out of whack??

I have to be up in 4 hours.. jealous?

Also, didn't you wake up at like 4pm or something?

[Gvac]

Not to break any hearts, or reduce the post count of this thread,
but only women will be considered.

Why be so close minded? Are you a homophobe?

Sometimes 2 guys look adorable together...


http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/012-1.jpg

[BlackSpider]

Even better!

I would have thought of that if I wasn't so out of sync. I have to get up in 3 hours and can't sleep.

Why the fuck is my body clock so out of whack??

I have to get up in three hours also,
But I slept 20hrs. Friday night into Sat. to kick a flu out of my body...

[west milly Tom]

Even better!

I would have thought of that if I wasn't so out of sync. I have to get up in 3 hours and can't sleep.

Why the fuck is my body clock so out of whack??



I also have to get up in 2 hours I should really try to sleep again. Night yall

[BlackSpider]

Why be so close minded? Are you a homophobe?

Sometimes 2 guys look adorable together...


http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/012-1.jpg

I'm not a homophobe you're a heterophobe starin' at my pants watchin' my genitals bulge...

[jennysmurf]

I hate to go to sleep when there's a thread such as this! But, alas, I must. Goodnight! I hope you find the man/woman/rubber bath toy of your board dreams!:bye:

[BlackSpider]

I hate to go to sleep when there's a thread such as this! But, alas, I must. Goodnight! I hope you find the man/woman/rubber bath toy of your board dreams!:bye:

Goodnight...:sleep:

[Slumbag]

I also have to get up in 2 hours I should really try to sleep again. Night yall

Sleeping is so overrated.
Try this. Ten hours altogether Monday through Saturday, then all day Sunday.
It's fucking great.

[~Katja~]

BS is kind of mean and scary... but he is honest.
I can respect that more than most of the falsified personas on any internet board.

just sayin.

when you meet him at the PA bar night Dec 26th you will retract that statement in no time

[BlackSpider]

when you meet him at the PA bar night Dec 26th you will retract that statement in no time

W.T.F....???

[Friday]

when you meet him at the PA bar night Dec 26th you will retract that statement in no time

i won't be there :sad:

and i will stand by my statement. BS is a teddy in a skeery bike bandana.

[~Katja~]

W.T.F....???

i won't be there :sad:

and i will stand by my statement. BS is a teddy in a skeery bike bandana.

see, now you scared her away

[BlackSpider]

see, now you scared her away

What about YOU scaring ME away...?

when you meet him at the PA bar night Dec 26th you will retract that statement in no time

That was hurtful...:sad:

[reillyluck]

What about YOU scaring ME away...?



That was hurtful...:sad:

is it just me or was Katja's post a nice post about you?

[BlackSpider]

is it just me or was Katja's post a nice post about you?


This is how I took it...


BS is kind of mean and scary... but he is honest.
I can respect that more than most of the falsified personas on any internet board.just sayin.

when you meet him at the PA bar night Dec 26th you will retract that statement in no time

and then I pouted...like this - :down: when normally I look like this - :smoke:
or this - :devil2:. but now Reilly has me looking like this - :unsure:

[Gvac]

Let's all laugh at the funny monkey again

http://correctopinion.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/shocked-monkey.jpg

[reillyluck]

see i took it like this:

BS is kind of mean and scary... but he is honest.
I can respect that more than most of the falsified personas on any internet board.

just sayin.

mean and scary...?

when you meet him at the PA bar night Dec 26th you will retract that statement in no time


then after i read

W.T.F....???
i was like :unsure:

but i think you should be thinking :wub:

if im wrong then :surrender:

[~Katja~]

is it just me or was Katja's post a nice post about you?

it was... but oh well..

This is how I took it...






and then I pouted...like this - :down: when normally I look like this - :smoke:
or this - :devil2:. but now Reilly has me looking like this - :unsure:

I think you get an infraction for smiley overuse

[west milly Tom]

Let's all laugh at the funny monkey again

http://correctopinion.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/shocked-monkey.jpg

not as funny without the other picture

[reillyluck]

i am awesome at reading between the posts. :clap:

[disneyspy]

not as funny without the other picture

spider doesnt like it when we hang out in here

[BlackSpider]

it was... but oh well..


Well now I look like this :wacko:
But isn't the mean + scary part the only true part of her post...?
I left out + old, because she was nice enough to...

[reillyluck]

reillyluck: bringing awkward moments back to a little less awkward moments.

[west milly Tom]

spider doesnt like it when we hang out in here

I am lonely for home anyway.

[disneyspy]

reillyluck: bringing awkward moments back to a little less awkward moments.

a big reiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[~Katja~]

Let's all laugh at the funny monkey again

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/012-1.jpg

wow, you turn on people quick

[Gvac]

wow, you turn on people quick

HEY!!!

[~Katja~]

i am awesome at reading between the posts. :clap:

you believe in the good in people... spider just thinks everybody is mean and stalks him.

[~Katja~]

HEY!!!

I had to... it was the only time this picture really made sense

[reillyluck]

wow, you turn on people quick

hahahahahahaha FACE!!!


http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/MeMonkey.jpg?t=1228114931

[BlackSpider]

reillyluck: bringing awkward moments back to a little less awkward moments.

OK, OK, YOU WERE RIGHT...

geez whadya want, a slow, wet, open-mouth kiss...?


Spider: making less awkward moments, a little more uncomfortable...

[Gvac]

hahahahahahaha FACE!!!

Stop posting and cook me dinner!












we're still married in this thread, right?

[Gvac]

OK, OK, YOU WERE RIGHT...

geez whadya want, a slow, wet, open-mouth kiss...?


Spider: making less awkward moments, a little more uncomfortable...

Oh boy.

And to think I used to like you.

Congrats, Spider.

You've made the list.

[reillyluck]

Stop posting and cook me dinner!












we're still married in this thread, right?

and apparently the good night thread as well.

[reillyluck]

Oh boy.

And to think I used to like you.

Congrats, Spider.

You've made the list.

one day you will post this so called list. im dying to know who's on it as of late.

[Gvac]

and apparently the good night thread as well.

I get so confused sometimes...

[Gvac]

one day you will post this so called list. im dying to know who's on it as of late.

Oh I'm pretty sure you know.

[BlackSpider]

one day you will post this so called list. im dying to know who's on it as of late.

me.
don't you pay attention...?

[reillyluck]

me.
don't you pay attention...?

thats the problem.`thats why you are on the list. Im really sorry. :sad:

[BlackSpider]

thats the problem. thats why you are on the list. Im really sorry. :sad:

Ehh.
Nobody likes me for more than a week anyway...

[cougarjake13]

so who's the leader in the clubhouse ??

[jennysmurf]

Soooooo.....has blackspider found his true love yet?

[jauble]

Soooooo.....has blackspider found his true love yet?

No but Im back in the market

[jennysmurf]

No but Im back in the market

Can you pick up some milk and wheat thins on the way out?













See what I did there?

[jauble]

Can you pick up some milk and wheat thins on the way out?











See what I did there?

Skim or ???

[jennysmurf]

Skim or ???

Surprise me......:wink:

[disneyspy]

spider gone:unsure:howyoudoin j&j

[A.J.]

Now back to the task at hand...finding someone special for Spider.

I think A.J. is probably the most similar, because like Spider, he and I agree on almost everything. We've always joked that we're long lost brothers.

A.J. isn't very comfortable with the homosexuality banter, though.

Hmmm.......

I think it's just SUPER!

[JerryTaker]

jerrytaker

Don't do that, I'm kinda like Betelgeuse...
(Micheal Keaton in the Tim Burton movie, not the Hoo-Hoo guy)

You say my name, and I show up, but I'm much uglier and less fun than Betelgeuse (either)

so if you don't want my ugly, depressing ass back on your board, please don't bring me up as a "living punchline"

Thanks

[RoseBlood]

Since Lord Jezo and Sheepy broke up maybe you should take him up on his offer.
He's Creepy as Fuck and you're a Fucking Creep.. sounds like a match made in heaven. :wub:

[~Katja~]

Since Lord Jezo and Sheepy broke up maybe you should take him up on his offer.
He's Creepy as Fuck and you're a Fucking Creep.. sounds like a match made in heaven. :wub:

I think that thought scared him away... or he found true love and left us all.

[biozombie]

miss BlackSpider.

[disneyspy]

miss BlackSpider.

that should be your fake board name

[jauble]

spider gone:unsure:howyoudoin j&j

I gayed my way into a jennysmurf rumor, fanfuckingtastic.

[BlackSpider]

I've made a decision...

[Gvac]

I've made a decision...

OOOOH! Tell me! Tell me!

I love secrets!!!

[BlackSpider]

OOOOH! Tell me! Tell me!

I love secrets!!!

I can't.
I'm on your list...

[jennysmurf]

Awwww...c'mon! Tell us! Don't be such a tease!

[BlackSpider]

Awwww...c'mon! Tell us! Don't be such a tease!

No.
Now is the time for speculation.
and thank you for the nice comic book...

[jennysmurf]

No.
Now is the time for speculation.
and thank you for the nice comic book...

You're welcome. I've speculated...can you tell me now?

[BlackSpider]

You're welcome. I've speculated...can you tell me now?

No...

[jennysmurf]

No...

Dang it!:wallbash:

[Don Stugots]

i'll tell.

[jennysmurf]

i'll tell.

He chose you, didn't he?

[RoseBlood]

He chose you, didn't he?
Like he even had a choice? He's the only one who bit. :ohmy:

[BlackSpider]

He chose you, didn't he?

Nope.:smoke:

Like he even had a choice? He's the only one who bit. :ohmy:


:bye:

[boosterp]

Spider likes me. :wub:

[BlackSpider]

I did some shaving (down there) yesterday.
Just throwin' that out there...

[RoseBlood]

I did some shaving (down there) yesterday.
Just throwin' that out there...

An attempt to get rid of that raging case of crabs you picked up no doubt :wink:

[biozombie]

Crabs? I'm proud of ya, Spider, fucking proud!

[~Katja~]

I did some shaving (down there) yesterday.
Just throwin' that out there...

trying to make it appear bigger?

haha

[PerryWinkle]

Crabs? I'm proud of ya, Spider, fucking proud!

I think spider should of told all these girls about his crabs before he started this process. Maybe some of them would like to take back their applications now.

[BlackSpider]

An attempt to get rid of that raging case of crabs you picked up no doubt :wink:

Now that's how rumors get started.

Crabs? I'm proud of ya, Spider, fucking proud!

I think spider should of told all these girls about his crabs before he started this process. Maybe some of them would like to take back their applications now.

SEE...!!!


trying to make it appear bigger?


haha



Now that's how rumors get started.

Geez, a guy trims his pubes to look nice, and right away he's got a baby-dick, and crabs...