I got in a car accident and broke my collarbone and shoulder blade..

[The Jays]

... And they made me stay overnight in a hospital in PA, and I was all alone, and scared, so I tried to watch some TV, but all that was on was TLC, The Learning Channel. All I learned was that families that a) take fertility drugs or b) have mongoloid dwarf babies are more blessed than I am, because after all, I was the dumbass who was in the passenger seat for a car accident, and those families make millions of dollars exploiting their freak families for educational purposes.

Lesson learned, life is very fair.

[torker]

Only TLC? Man, that sucks.

[Knowledged_one]

Did you0get good pain meds though thats whats really important

[Gvac]

I was the dumbass who was in the passenger seat for a car accident

Precisely why I always drive.

Sorry to hear about it, Jays.

Hope the recovery goes well, but you've learned a valuable lesson - trust NO ONE.

[The Jays]

Did you0get good pain meds though thats whats really important

I got vicodins.

[Chigworthy]

I'm surprised you could watch TV in the drunk tank.

[IMSlacker]

You're lucky that What Not To Wear wasn't on.

[torker]

You're lucky that What Not To Wear wasn't on.

You're a 'the glass is half full' kinda guy. I like that. All TheJays does is bitch, bitch, bitch.

[ahhdurr]

They say you don't even need a collar bone. See if they give you half price to just be done with it.

[PapaBear]

I got vicodins.
I'll come visit you, if you want.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I got something that'll make you feel better Jay. It's a little picture.
OF ME AND FEZ ON THANKSGIVING DAY 2008

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/012-2.jpg

Get well soon buddy!

[The Jays]

Thanks, guys. I'm in lots of pain, but I'll get through this, and thank the lord we all survived.

[The Jays]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/121/nov2008westernny103wh2.jpg

This is the the car, post accident.

And this is me, post accident.

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/8244/nov2008westernny108wh5.jpg

[torker]

Now I'm starvin'.

[cougarjake13]

Now I'm starvin'.

hey earl, we got any collarbone back there ??

[Big_Joe]

is that a grand am.. Dam thats a bed accident.

[Lady Resin]

So sorry The Jays. You look a bit banged up. See if you get some White Castled sneaked in. At least your glasses were saved.

[Friday]

omg you poor thing!
i hope your recovery goes by quickly.... and the car can be fixed. your safety is the most important thing. you will be better soon.

hang in there... and enjoy those painkillers if you can.

[sailor]

Dam thats a bed accident.

i think he just spilled some juice.

[reillyluck]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/121/nov2008westernny103wh2.jpg

This is the the car, post accident.

And this is me, post accident.

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/8244/nov2008westernny108wh5.jpg

dont drink hospital milk!!!!!! it's really Jizz!!! :ohmy:

[Reynolds]

And this is me, post accident.

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/8244/nov2008westernny108wh5.jpg

Did you break your nose in the accident, or do you always wear you glasses like that?

[Randy in Vegas]

And this is me, post accident.

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/8244/nov2008westernny108wh5.jpg

You haven't touched your eggs. They look yummy.

[Randy in Vegas]

I got something that'll make you feel better Jay. It's a little picture.
OF ME AND FEZ ON THANKSGIVING DAY 2008

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/012-2.jpg

Get well soon buddy!


Just a damn minute. Where's Fez's OTHER HAND?!?:ohmy:

[Reynolds]

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/8244/nov2008westernny108wh5.jpg

What's up with the floating chunk of toast to the left of the milk carton?

I smell photoshop trickery.

Bravo Sierra, I say you and your car are fine.

[SatCam]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/121/nov2008westernny103wh2.jpg

there's your problem. you were driving with snow on the windshield and the door open

[Puggle_kicker]

Damn, I got those exact hospital bowls. I was wondering where my roommate got them.

[The Jays]

Did you break your nose in the accident, or do you always wear you glasses like that?

If you look carefully, my glasses are broken as well.