Hypothetical Priority Question

[RoseBlood]

For whatever reason you're having last minute company over and you're running very late. You have roughly 30-45 min to get your act together before your company arrives.

Your place is trashed: dishes piled in the sink, dog piss on the floor etc.

You're not looking so hot yourself: you stink to high heaven from not showering in at least 2 days and you've yet to brush your teeth or your hair. You also have a fake mustache drawn on you from your previous night of drinking.

You only have time to clean up yourself OR your home, so which do you decide is more important?

[JPMNICK]

your self. When people get there and see you are all flustered they will be able to pitch in and help.

plus when they get there you can just decide to go out for dinner instead of sitting in your shithole house, and at least you will be clean at this point

[King Hippos Bandaid]

house and dinner first

u can excuse your self once people r settled and make your self look hot later

food before beauty

[hunnerbun]

This is a question you are asking for your "friend" right? This would never happen to you...right? :flush:

[RoseBlood]

This is a question you are asking for your "friend" right? This would never happen to you...right? :flush:

Hahaha Nope.. actually this question was posed to me a couple years ago.

[joethebartender]

Get both done at the same time...
You'd be surprised at the level of hygene one can attain with Pledge furniture wipes and a little pine-sol.

[Boogie in Va]

Grab the dishes that are in the sink and take them to the shower with you. When the guests show up, let them see you kick the dog for pissing on the floor. That way the guests see that you are now in a shitty mood and they will help with the rest to keep you from kicking them.

Adapt, overcome and improvise.

[razorboy]

I can't stand being dirty. My priority would be my own personal hygiene.

[PapaBear]

This one is easy.

1. Spend 5 minutes totally trashing your place. Make sure you break a few things.

2. Shower and such.

3. Insert your keys into the front door, and leave them there.

4. When your friends come over, act like you just got home from the store to find the place has been broken into. Try to sob a bit while also looking shocked.

5. Tell them you can't call the police because "the package" is missing.

[Farmer Dave]

you stink to high heaven from not showering in at least 2 days and you've yet to brush your teeth or your hair. You also have a fake mustache drawn on you from your previous night of drinking.


Stop trying to get me all worked up you dirty girl.

[sr71blackbird]

Write out a note saying you had an emergency and paste it on your front door and take off for a few hours. Then you can explain it at your luxury over the phone.

[sr71blackbird]

To answer the real question though. Clean the house as best you can, use an old bath towel to mop up the dog piss. get big garbage bags and stuff them with towels and mess and then quickly jump in the shower (in your case with a shower cap), and do a quick clean, and you should be able to pull it off as long as you dont go too crazy with makeup and hair adjustments.

[cougarjake13]

For whatever reason you're having last minute company over and you're running very late. You have roughly 30-45 min to get your act together before your company arrives.

Your place is trashed: dishes piled in the sink, dog piss on the floor etc.

You're not looking so hot yourself: you stink to high heaven from not showering in at least 2 days and you've yet to brush your teeth or your hair. You also have a fake mustache drawn on you from your previous night of drinking.

You only have time to clean up yourself OR your home, so which do you decide is more important?

do a quick house clean up and a quick 1 minute shower


all is good

[EddieMoscone]

I'd clean the house. That way they can all gets drinks/food and hang while you take a shower after they are already there. I don't think they'll be offended, they would probably prefer it this way.

[MisterSmith]

This one is easy.

1. Spend 5 minutes totally trashing your place. Make sure you break a few things.

2. Shower and such.

3. Insert your keys into the front door, and leave them there.

4. When your friends come over, act like you just got home from the store to find the place has been broken into. Try to sob a bit while also looking shocked.

5. Tell them you can't call the police because "the package" is missing.

:lol::thumbup:

I was thinking along the same lines.