How does one "sack" a pizza

[Bron Yur Stomp]

Now since I heard this " sweaty sacking" of the pizza by Joe Poo, I ve tried to imagine the physical logistics of that event. First and foremost, I have a hard time envisioning placing a pizza slice never mind a pie on my boys. The hot cheese alone would prevent me from doing that. I mean think about it, when you burn the roof of your mouth with cheese from the pizza, that hurts like all hell. Now I couldnt imagine scorching the old yam bag with pizza. Plus you would get the sauce and other things stuck in your happy trail if you used the cheese side of the pizza. So we can eliminate the chesse side of the pizza. Plus trying to comb and or wash out the stuck on cheese on your kiwi's would be a week long event. You would end up having to shave the sack to save time.
With the cheese side of the pizza eliminated, that leaves the back side of the slice/pie. So did he just fold up a piece of pizza and run it along his sweaty sperm shacks? Now that may hurt because the backside of the pizza is very tough And it would leave flour as well. Joe might develope a nasty yeast infection if he did that.
Now I check my pizza when it comes, if it is all tossed about or burnt I ll decline it and have another one sent. So Joe must have just sacked a single slice and replaced it. Otherwise the pizza would have looked to handled.
It would take one sick SOB to place pizza on his nads. Now I am a warped individual, and you can only imagine things that you can envision youself doing. I cant even put myself in a position to sack a slice. So it took this long to come up with these scenerios and possible outcomes due to their general sickness.
My conclusion , Joe is a sick individual to even come up with the idea of sacking a pizza nevermind carrying it out. Stay away from him.
LoL

I've had it up to here with you people....oh I thought you were circus midgets