I feel sick and dizzy.....

[RADIO-SHARK]

Do not mix different varieties of Poptarts in one sitting. Stick with one flavor..:wacko:

[IMSlacker]

You probably have stomach cancer.

[lleeder]

One time I ate a blueberry then a cinnamon. I feel ya brother.

[Hottub]

Miracle Whip?

[razorboy]

Might you have 40 pounds of impacted fecal matter in your colon?

[OneEyeJack]

Once I felt sick and dizzy when on a tour of this fellows candy factory.I tried a piece his chewing gum and started to inflate. Lucky for me, he had his workers help me to get better which is another story.

[Puggle_kicker]

And the moral of the story is never trust what a chocolate bar has to say.

[jonyrotn]

Don't come knockin' at my door for abortion money..I'm sick of paying for those fuckin things, I'm doing them myself from now on..
I'm going "no frills" though, steel toe boots and a flight of stairs will be the tools of choice in my clinic..
Okay folks, The Doctor is in! :bye:

[razorboy]

Did you set off a stink bomb in your own house?

[Puggle_kicker]

Then he swore it wasnt him who dun it.

[biggestmexi]

Miracle Whip?

It is a Miracle.

[Chuck Norris]

I can roundhouse kick you better if you wish, and by better I mean dead.

[Foster]

did you cook those Pop Tarts before you ate them?

A lot of people make this same mistake;

if you don't cook them you can get sick,
especially those fruit ones