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RADIO-SHARK
11-26-2008, 06:01 PM
I,m having a strawberry poptart and a cup of coffee.This combination is so satisfying. Mmmmmmmm.. I also like the Brown Cinnamon ones, but it has to be from Kellogs, not those cheap imposter brands..:tongue:
Jughead
11-26-2008, 06:03 PM
That sounds like a very simple life..Grats...Jug
OGC
11-26-2008, 06:06 PM
did you find the pop-tarts in the trash ?
RADIO-SHARK
11-26-2008, 06:07 PM
Anyone who eats their Poptarts cold is a savage. Poptarts can only be full enjoyed if they are toasted...:smile:
OGC
11-26-2008, 06:20 PM
did you find the toaster in the trash ?
RADIO-SHARK
11-26-2008, 06:25 PM
I feel Poptarts dont get the respect that they deserve. They are just as delicious as say, a jelly donut or a piece of cake. They also are much easier to handle.
Jughead
11-26-2008, 06:27 PM
Are the holes functional or cosmetic???
RADIO-SHARK
11-26-2008, 06:31 PM
the holes in a Poptart are there so the wonderful fruit filling can be heated evenly . Without the holes, they would explode....
Hottub
11-26-2008, 06:48 PM
My budday, The_Shark speaks the truth.
A toasted Pop Tart is akin to manna.
However, I must substitute coffee for moo juice.

I dig blueberry or strawberry. Frosted or not. I do not judge.
Don Stugots
11-26-2008, 06:57 PM
Anyone who eats their Poptarts cold is a savage. Poptarts can only be full enjoyed if they are toasted...:smile:

bullshit. a cold pop tart with a tall cold glass of milk is heaven my friend.
RADIO-SHARK
11-26-2008, 07:00 PM
I believe if you locked a Poptart and say a Devil Dog in a room and thur in a knife, that Poptart would leave that room alive.Poptarts rule...
Don Stugots
11-26-2008, 07:02 PM
I believe if you locked a Poptart and say a Devil Dog in a room and thur in a knife, that Poptart would leave that room alive.Poptarts rule...

any thing can beat a devil dog. suzy Q's pimp slap a devil dog.
Devo37
11-26-2008, 07:07 PM
Devil Dogs are not the enemy of Pop Tarts. can't they all just get along?
RADIO-SHARK
11-26-2008, 07:11 PM
Here,s a tip for you guys and gals out there. Do like this and your in like Flint. Next time after your done having wild passionate sex, bring your partner a Poptart and a cup of coffee. They will love you forever.Listen to your friend the Radio-Shark.
lleeder
11-26-2008, 07:19 PM
If you fist a girl with a pop tart would it warm it up enough to go well with coffee?
RADIO-SHARK
11-26-2008, 07:24 PM
If you fist a girl with a pop tart would it warm it up enough to go well with coffee?



I dont know, you tell me....
lleeder
11-26-2008, 07:26 PM
I dont know, you tell me....

Get the vagina thermometer.
RADIO-SHARK
11-26-2008, 07:28 PM
Did you know John Wayne could not start his morning withouthaving one of those tasty treats...:smile:
Hottub
11-26-2008, 07:32 PM
John Wayne was a fag.
Don Stugots
11-26-2008, 07:32 PM
John Wayne was a fag.

he was.
razorboy
11-26-2008, 07:32 PM
John Wayne was a fag.

Motherfuck him and Elvis.
IMSlacker
11-26-2008, 07:33 PM
They are just as delicious as say, a jelly donut or a piece of cake.

ok, now you're just being silly.
RADIO-SHARK
11-26-2008, 07:34 PM
Did you know that when the astronauts landed on the moon, they celebrated with Poptarts and Tang...
Hottub
11-26-2008, 07:35 PM
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Hottub
11-26-2008, 07:38 PM
I thought I read "Tarts and poon tang"
Thanks for setting the record straight, Shark.
King Hippos Bunghole
11-26-2008, 07:38 PM
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA....POP!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

ugh
IMSlacker
11-26-2008, 07:38 PM
Didn't he die of cancer?
Don Stugots
11-26-2008, 07:39 PM
Did you know that when the astronauts landed on the moon, they celebrated with Poptarts and Tang...

when washington crossed the river, he ate poptarts.
Don Stugots
11-26-2008, 07:41 PM
Didn't he die of cancer?

dirty cock cancer.
RADIO-SHARK
11-26-2008, 07:42 PM
In a scene in the Wanderers, John Wayne is in a mexican saloon and is making a deal with a man who is going to lead him to Scar the Indian who,s got Natiele Wood. He is drinking Tequila and eating a Poptart.Next time its on look for yoursef..
IMSlacker
11-26-2008, 07:44 PM
dirty cock cancer.

Actually, he died of STOMACH CANCER!!!

OMG! Pop Tarts give you stomach cancer!
Don Stugots
11-26-2008, 07:45 PM
Actually, he died of STOMACH CANCER!!!

OMG! Pop Tarts give you stomach cancer!

stomach cancer from swallowing loads from dirty cocks
Hottub
11-26-2008, 07:46 PM
Easy with the attacks.
Shark is tested regularly.
John_Wayne
11-26-2008, 07:47 PM
What the FUCK is going on here Pilgrim?
RADIO-SHARK
11-26-2008, 07:48 PM
The ultimate in a Trifecta of Taste is to eat a Poptart, wash it down with a slug of coffee and then top it off with a drag on a cigar, I,m doing it right now. SIMPLY HEAVEN...:smile:
Don Stugots
11-26-2008, 07:49 PM
What the FUCK is going on here Pilgrim?

hottub said you are a fag. i disagreed.
IMSlacker
11-26-2008, 07:51 PM
What the FUCK is going on here Pilgrim?

You died of stomach cancer after eating Pop Tarts dipped in semen. That's what's going on here.
John_Wayne
11-26-2008, 07:52 PM
Back in my day the only folks who saddled up in a Hot Tub were Rock Hudson...and that didn't turn out too well did it?
IMSlacker
11-26-2008, 07:55 PM
Back in my day the only folks who saddled up in a Hot Tub were Rock Hudson...and that didn't turn out too well did it?

Well, he lived longer than you did.
Hottub
11-26-2008, 07:55 PM
You never laid the pipe to Maureen O'Hara.

Fag in my book.

http://www.skylighters.org/photos/pinups/moohara1.jpg
John_Wayne
11-26-2008, 08:01 PM
Woah Boys....I know everyone except my good friend GVAC wasn't alive in the 40's but back in our day only the homo's would look at what they were about to fuck...thats just how we did it in those days.

you know the phrase..."we make black and white movies and we think warm holes are groovy"

Ahh, i miss those SAG parties.
RADIO-SHARK
11-26-2008, 08:07 PM
What a wonderful combination of fruity sweetness and chaulky blandness. I highly recommend this duo of tastes.:smile:
Gvac
11-26-2008, 08:14 PM
Pop-Tarts and coffee? That's how I start my day every day!

I think I may call my first album "Pop-Tarts and coffee" if that's alright with you, Shark.
IMSlacker
11-26-2008, 08:18 PM
I miss OneEyeJack.
donnie_darko
11-26-2008, 08:18 PM
fag
RADIO-SHARK
11-26-2008, 08:23 PM
Pop-Tarts and coffee? That's how I start my day every day!

I think I may call my first album "Pop-Tarts and coffee" if that's alright with you, Shark.



[B]Only if you get me into the next studio party.:sad:
Gvac
11-26-2008, 08:24 PM
[B]Only if you get me into the next studio party.:sad:

You've got a deal!
RADIO-SHARK
11-26-2008, 08:27 PM
was I missed?:devil2:
lleeder
11-26-2008, 08:29 PM
was I missed?:devil2:

I missed you. And myself. :flush:
RADIO-SHARK
11-26-2008, 08:31 PM
In his last film 'THE SHOOTEST" John Wayne got Ron Howard hooked on Poptarts. True Story.
tele7
11-26-2008, 08:32 PM
mmm mmm good

http://sctvguide.ca/programs/images/shmenges.jpg
mikeyboy
11-26-2008, 08:47 PM
When do grown men stop eating the breakfast of 6 year olds?
RADIO-SHARK
11-26-2008, 08:52 PM
When do grown men stop eating the breakfast of 6 year olds?

[B]when their 6 feet under the ground,/B]you sound like a Devil Dog eater..:lol:
TjM
11-29-2008, 08:05 AM
Eff that stuff

Hash n Eggs FTW
RADIO-SHARK
12-24-2008, 04:19 PM
theres nothing like having a Blueberry Poptart and some coffee on Christmas eve while you wrap presents for people who dont deserve them.Mmmmmmm.