Beard or No Beard? [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

RoseBlood

11-26-2008, 10:53 AM

I use to say "no beard" but it really depends on the guy. Some guys pull the bearded looke off very well and even look better with one. It adds a nice masculine look to some guys as well. I just ask that it be well kept and not jagged and overgrown or extra long like those ZZ Top guys.

topless_mike

11-26-2008, 10:54 AM

his beard always tickles my bag, but if you axe me, i prefer my JerseyRich schmoove as butter.

patsopinion

11-26-2008, 11:07 AM

<--------

i prefer my face with a good 2 day old shadow
and am forced to shave it once in a while
which sucks.

commish13

11-26-2008, 11:10 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/the86melon/Of%20Me/PICT1320.jpg

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah

patsopinion

11-26-2008, 11:12 AM

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah[/QUOTE]

what a creep

commish13

11-26-2008, 11:14 AM

I'm a total creep. It's my job.

RoseBlood

11-26-2008, 11:14 AM

What are you trying to tell us? :blink:

http://s136.photobucket.com/albums/q200/HappenstanceMe/Random/patsopinion.jpg

JerseyRich

11-26-2008, 11:17 AM

his beard always tickles my bag, but if you axe me, i prefer my JerseyRich schmoove as butter.

I'm currently growing back my full beard.

For the past 3 or 4 years I've just been rockin' the chin goatee with medium length sideburns...

I hadn't shaved for 5 days and it was all kinda filling in nicely anyway.
I like to keep it trimmed up nice and neat...but let it still get nice and thick. It never gets really itchy, as my facial hair is thick but quite soft.

so I figured I'd give it a go again.

...until a woman tells me to shave it back down.

Such is life. :happy:

reillyluck

11-26-2008, 11:18 AM

bass players are hot no matter what.

~Katja~

11-26-2008, 11:20 AM

I like a little scruff... but it also depends on the guy...

JerseyRich

11-26-2008, 11:21 AM

bass players are hot no matter what.

Oh jeez...You're gonna attract the bass player haters like flies to shit!

But thank you anyway. Wanna make out?

heymotherkisser

11-26-2008, 11:27 AM

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l186/heymotherkisser/Trent/72.jpg

sexy.

not a full beard.

reillyluck

11-26-2008, 11:28 AM

Oh jeez...You're gonna attract the bass player haters like flies to shit!

But thank you anyway. Wanna make out?

fuck those haters....bass is where its at!!!!! next someones gonna tell me slide guitar is the shit. blow me!!!!!!

my closet or yours?

RoseBlood

11-26-2008, 11:32 AM

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l186/heymotherkisser/Trent/72.jpg

meh, but i like the 5 o'clock shadow look.

skyscraper

11-26-2008, 11:35 AM

No beard! if you're gay, just be gay already.

reillyluck

11-26-2008, 11:36 AM

No beard! if you're gay, just be gay already.

nuh uh!!!! no way!! fez has a beard and he's NOT G...

wait a minute!

Don Stugots

11-26-2008, 11:38 AM

No beard! if you're gay, just be gay already.

nuh uh!!!! no way!! fez has a beard and he's NOT G...

wait a minute!

yeah and Jersey Rich is growing his beard back in and .....

well, East Side Doug has a beard....

JerseyRich

11-26-2008, 11:39 AM

Listen...I said nothing about pink shirts in this thread.

Just beards.

And I don't own any pink shirts.

Just a short fuzzy beard so far. I just looked in the mirror, and I must say, I want to kiss myself.

skyscraper

11-26-2008, 11:39 AM

well, East Side Doug has a beard....

nevermind.

reillyluck

11-26-2008, 11:41 AM

yeah and Jersey Rich is growing his beard back in and .....

well, East Side Doug has a beard....

hold the fucking phones!! Doug has a beard now? creep!

mikeyboy

11-26-2008, 11:42 AM

I hate to shave, so I'm usually in some sort of facial hair phase. lately, I've been letting it grow for 2 or 3 weeks before it annoys me. My face is starting to itch today, so I think I'm due for a shave.

JerseyRich

11-26-2008, 11:43 AM

led37zep

11-26-2008, 11:45 AM

I started growing my current beard out in Sept and have only had it trimmed down once. I think I might rock it for a another month or so before I completely shave it off.

reillyluck

11-26-2008, 11:45 AM

How does a crazy Puerto Rican Jew beard look?

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=3487&size=1

JerseyRich

11-26-2008, 11:46 AM

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=3487&size=1

Dear Lord, make it stop.

Don Stugots

11-26-2008, 11:48 AM

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=3487&size=1

was this his gay phase?

Hottub

11-26-2008, 11:51 AM

If it's a phase, we are still only half way through it.

JerseyRich

11-26-2008, 11:53 AM

Back to beard talk.

Keep the gay in the Pink Shirt thread.

Beard or No Beard. Waddya say?

reillyluck

11-26-2008, 11:53 AM

Back to beard talk.

Keep the gay in the Pink Shirt thread.

Beard or No Beard. Waddya say?

can we get a photo of what you have right now?

super thanks.

Don Stugots

11-26-2008, 11:55 AM

can we get a photo of what you have right now?

super thanks.

yeah lets see your face

WampusCrandle

11-26-2008, 11:58 AM

beard. it's simple man math: more BEARD = more MANLINESS

WampusCrandle

11-26-2008, 11:58 AM

beard. it's simple man math: more BEARD = more MANLINESS

skyscraper

11-26-2008, 12:02 PM

not more so by posting it twice.

Don Stugots

11-26-2008, 12:04 PM

beard. it's simple man math: more BEARD = more MANLINESS

beard. it's simple man math: more BEARD = more MANLINESS

double posting= much more manliness.

Chuck Norris

11-26-2008, 12:13 PM

I once pulled out a single hair from my beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

WampusCrandle

11-26-2008, 12:16 PM

double posting= much more manliness.

that's why they call me Wampus Two Times

mikeyboy

11-26-2008, 12:23 PM

Dear Lord, make it stop.

was this his gay phase?

Jealousy is so unbecoming.

MisterSmith

11-26-2008, 12:25 PM

bass players are hot no matter what.

Apparently. My first wife left me to go bang one. :annoyed:

reillyluck

11-26-2008, 12:25 PM

Apparently. My first wife left me to go bang one. :annoyed:

i hope to god it wasnt Jersey Rich. him with his suave moves n' what not.

Don Stugots

11-26-2008, 12:26 PM

Jealousy is so unbecoming.

ha! doubt it. i can grow a beard in a week's time that will make yours look like Justjon's soul patch.

reillyluck

11-26-2008, 12:26 PM

ha! doubt it. i can grow a beard in a week's time that will make yours look like Justjon's soul patch.

we've
got
a
challenge!!!!!

Don Stugots

11-26-2008, 12:28 PM

we've
got
a
challenge!!!!!

mikeyboy can set the guidelines and pick a panel of 3 members of the board. i will shave clean sunday morning and take a pic everyday ending next saturday.

MisterSmith

11-26-2008, 12:29 PM

i hope to god it wasnt Jersey Rich. him with his suave moves n' what not.

:lol: Nah, some douche from a no-name band.

And if it was Jersey Rich I would feel sorry for him, not angry. :smoke:

drjoek

11-26-2008, 12:30 PM

Oh Good another bet with NO Payoff
Are you going to wager a dinner at Florios ?

NO MORE BETS

reillyluck

11-26-2008, 12:31 PM

Oh Good another bet with NO Payoff
Are you going to wager a dinner at Florios ?

NO MORE BETS

shed ep.

i want stugots to look like the brawny guy.

Don Stugots

11-26-2008, 12:33 PM

Oh Good another bet with NO Payoff
Are you going to wager a dinner at Florios ?

NO MORE BETS

i dont know what the payoff would be but to laugh at my beard which will look like a sickly black cat.

shed ep.

i want stugots to look like the brawny guy.

oh i will look like tom selleck with a beard. (if he was more handsome.)

WampusCrandle

11-26-2008, 12:44 PM

we've
got
a
challenge!!!!!

awwwwwwww sheeeeit! BEARD OFF!

SatCam

11-26-2008, 12:52 PM

of course I grow a little hair out for about 5 days. with this economy who can afford to shave every morning?

Gvac

11-26-2008, 02:15 PM

fuck those haters....bass is where its at!!!!! next someones gonna tell me slide guitar is the shit. blow me!!!!!!

my closet or yours?

Slide on this!

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/SlidePortrait.jpg

reillyluck

11-26-2008, 02:16 PM

Slide on this!

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/SlidePortrait.jpg

been there. done that.

Don Stugots

11-26-2008, 02:17 PM

Slide on this!

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/SlidePortrait.jpg

did you break your finger? his that a cast like john candy had in summer rental?

JerseyRich

11-26-2008, 03:05 PM

can we get a photo of what you have right now?

super thanks.

http://richstillwell.com/RF/JRbeard1126.jpg

Gvac

11-26-2008, 03:06 PM

http://richstillwell.com/RF/JRbeard1126.jpg

Why so gay?

Don Stugots

11-26-2008, 03:07 PM

http://richstillwell.com/RF/JRbeard1126.jpg

meh, shave it and leave the chin and burns.

JerseyRich

11-26-2008, 03:17 PM

meh, shave it and leave the chin and burns.

Patience young grasshoppah. It will get thicker and lovely. Just be patient. :annoyed:

JerseyRich

11-26-2008, 03:18 PM

Why so gay?

I'll let you touch it on Saturday.

Gvac

11-26-2008, 03:19 PM

I'll let you touch it on Saturday.

I hope you're not talking about the beard. :wub:

zildjian361

11-26-2008, 03:21 PM

meh, shave it and leave the chin and burns.

ive had a goatee for 25 years either you grow it or you dont , OWW . :smoke::drunk:

Don Stugots

11-26-2008, 03:23 PM

ive had a goatee for 25 years either you grow it or you dont , OWW . :smoke::drunk:

i love mine. i have only shaved it off twice in the last 13 years.

JerseyRich

11-26-2008, 03:24 PM

I hope you're not talking about the beard. :wub:

Hmm...you'll have to wait to find out.

Furtherman

11-26-2008, 03:27 PM

I'm rockin' the full beard now.

JerseyRich

11-26-2008, 03:48 PM

Where is Reilly to comment on my lovely young beardness?

I expect kisses from the ladies of RF.net for my birthday in a couple weeks btw...

Gvac

11-26-2008, 04:06 PM

You really are creepy.

ahhdurr

11-26-2008, 04:11 PM

I have about 2 weeks' growth as we speak. It's pretty full.

Chick is not a fan.

Furtherman

11-26-2008, 04:13 PM

of course I grow a little hair out for about 5 days. with this economy who can afford to shave every morning?

Actually, the prices Mach charge for their razors is criminal.

cougarjake13

11-26-2008, 04:38 PM

Are you a fan of facial hair or a bare, baby soft face?

i always have a beard, or at least a goatee, most times is a full beard

biozombie

11-26-2008, 04:39 PM

I just inherited an old 1959 Gillette "Fatboy" adjustable safety razor, hopefully I can figure out how to use it without fucking my face up like I've been doing the past couple of days. The blades are cheap as shit, $9 for a pack of 9 blades, high quality German imports, or so the old fella at the pharmacy told me, not that I'd know the difference right now.

Those Mach 3 & similar cartridges are locked behind glass at the crummy places I tend to shop at. I've been using cheap disposables for the past couple of months, glad I got the old safety razor...

reillyluck

11-26-2008, 04:43 PM

http://richstillwell.com/RF/JRbeard1126.jpg

Where is Reilly to comment on my lovely young beardness?

I expect kisses from the ladies of RF.net for my birthday in a couple weeks btw...

wow! i totally dig it on you. its still young, but it has potential!

you will get many kisses!!!

Whiskeyportal

11-26-2008, 04:48 PM

http://richstillwell.com/RF/JRbeard1126.jpg

What's the word i'm looking for to describe that "goat"? Oh ya, FUGLY.

Don Stugots

11-26-2008, 04:50 PM

http://richstillwell.com/RF/JRbeard1126.jpg

you have good taste in hats.

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v364/206/79/1006431575/n1006431575_30200397_3471.jpg

mikeyboy

11-26-2008, 04:51 PM

http://richstillwell.com/RF/JRbeard1126.jpg

What is it about this picture that makes me think that right after it was taken, Rich put down some cardboard and started breakdancing.

tele7

11-26-2008, 04:54 PM

http://www.uncrate.com/men/images/2008/07/carlton-safety-razor.jpg

http://estrip.org/elmwood/users/paul/images/0508/GarbagePile0513.jpg

go for it...

..hippie

reillyluck

11-26-2008, 04:57 PM

you guys are a buncha Jerseyrich haters. meh.

JerseyRich

11-26-2008, 06:02 PM

you guys are a buncha Jerseyrich haters. meh.

Seriously. They're jealous of my gorgeous beard.

biozombie

11-26-2008, 06:07 PM

Seriously. They're jealous of my [bi-curious looking] beard.

fixed that for ya...

WhistlePig

11-26-2008, 06:18 PM

I never liked beards until I saw a picture of Tall_James. Yowza!

Jughead

11-26-2008, 06:21 PM

[QUOTE=WhistlePig;1975736]I never liked beards until I saw a picture of Tall_James. Yowza![/QUOTE..Shoot!!!..I knew those pics in the gallery would not work!!!...Hold on Mrs Jug is saying something about the trash being full....I know you are beautiful...I have connections...But very glad to be your pal..Jug.

JerseyRich

11-26-2008, 06:24 PM

Gvac and I are the only ones brave enough to show our beards...I challenge you all!

Show it or git!

RhinoinMN

11-26-2008, 06:26 PM

A beard in the winter is almost necessary for me. In the summer I prefer the clean shaven look.

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg126/RhinoinMN/DSCN0941.jpg
I grow a beard out of necessity, not for appearance.

JerseyRich

11-26-2008, 06:27 PM

What is it about this picture that makes me think that right after it was taken, Rich put down some cardboard and started breakdancing.

Nah ah. I had a few pints my my mates and got in a good row with some fellow hooligans!

Don Stugots

11-26-2008, 06:28 PM

Gvac and I are the only ones brave enough to show our beards...I challenge you all!

Show it or git!

ummm, did you see my pic on the page before?

JerseyRich

11-26-2008, 06:33 PM

ummm, did you see my pic on the page before?

Yes. I finished twice already.

Don Stugots

11-26-2008, 06:34 PM

Yes. I finished twice already.

your welcome.

Slumbag

11-26-2008, 06:38 PM

I gotta beard, but I trim so it stays right against my face.

JerseyRich

11-26-2008, 06:40 PM

I gotta beard, but I trim so it stays right against my face.

No pic=no beard.

Gvac

11-26-2008, 06:44 PM

mikeyboy

11-26-2008, 06:49 PM

Gvac and I are the only ones brave enough to show our beards...I challenge you all!

Show it or git!

Mine was already posted. Plus I shaved it a couple of hours ago.

Slumbag

11-26-2008, 06:52 PM

No pic=no beard.

Pbbbt, I don't need to prove SHIT to you.

Just kidding man. I'm at work. I'll post one later.

JerseyRich

11-26-2008, 06:54 PM

Pbbbt, I don't need to prove SHIT to you.

Just kidding man. I'm at work. I'll post one later.

Midwest beards get extra points.

JerseyRich

11-26-2008, 06:55 PM

Mine was already posted. Plus I shaved it a couple of hours ago.

thank God. That thing gave me nightmares.

RhinoinMN

11-26-2008, 07:06 PM

Midwest beards get extra points.

CHA-CHING!

Slumbag

11-26-2008, 07:22 PM

CHA-CHING!

Think I got you beat, bro.
This was taken by my ex, like 7 mos ago, before I started trimming it.
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa61/slumbag/Photo-01151.jpg

Ugly plaid couch should totally give me the win.

RhinoinMN

11-26-2008, 07:29 PM

Think I got you beat, bro.
This was taken by my ex, like 7 mos ago, before I started trimming it.
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa61/slumbag/Photo-01151.jpg

Ugly plaid couch should totally give me the win.

I am not in a contest. Just in it for points awarded to the Midwest. Great beard and greater couch.

topless_mike

11-26-2008, 07:38 PM

bass players are hot no matter what.

:wub:

topless_mike

11-26-2008, 07:43 PM

all ya'll should shave them clean, post a pic, and then ye with the nicer beard at the christmas party wins.

Don Stugots

11-26-2008, 07:44 PM

all ya'll should shave them clean, post a pic, and then ye with the nicer beard at the christmas party wins.

i will.

Reephdweller

11-26-2008, 10:02 PM

you have good taste in hats.

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v364/206/79/1006431575/n1006431575_30200397_3471.jpg

Looks like Stugots is in prison

A.J.

11-26-2008, 11:09 PM

I shaved my growth off last night. I look 12 again.

drusilla

11-26-2008, 11:13 PM

neat facial hair. beards or goatees are best. mustache's only work on a select few.

Gvac

11-27-2008, 03:33 AM

I shaved my growth off last night. I look 12 again.

HAHAHA! I demand pictures!

JerseyRich

11-27-2008, 05:03 AM

HAHAHA! I demand pictures!

How much batch material can one man have?

Gvac

11-27-2008, 05:14 AM

I believe the Grateful Dead said it best - "Too much of everything is just enough"

JerseyRich

11-27-2008, 05:18 AM

I believe the Grateful Dead said it best - "Too much of everything is just enough"

Fuckin' Hippie.

I'm not shavin' until Fez tells his secret. You heard it here first. It's a protest beard!

Tall_James

11-27-2008, 05:30 AM

I never liked beards until I saw a picture of Tall_James. Yowza!

:wub:

A.J.

11-29-2008, 09:50 PM

HAHAHA! I demand pictures!

I'll take them on my cell phone camera and send them to you!

JerseyRich

11-29-2008, 09:53 PM

It's been just over 8 days now.

It's gettin thicker and with the thicker hair comes...ITCHING!

It's been a while since I've had a full beard...stupid itchy face.

epo

11-29-2008, 09:57 PM

It's been just over 8 days now.

It's gettin thicker and with the thicker hair comes...ITCHING!

It's been a while since I've had a full beard...stupid itchy face.

I haven't shaven for 5 to 6 hours. I have no problems in the least bit.

Gvac

11-29-2008, 11:18 PM

I'll take them on my cell phone camera and send them to you!

Wise ass.

moochcassidy

11-29-2008, 11:21 PM

beard=bender

cougarjake13

11-30-2008, 07:20 AM

i got a nice 2 week beard growing

sadly my job requires me to keep it trimed

so it goes bye bye after my vacay is over

JerseyRich

11-30-2008, 07:44 AM

beard=bender

There will be no buggery happening while this beard is on my face sir.

~Katja~

11-30-2008, 07:47 AM

It's been just over 8 days now.

It's gettin thicker and with the thicker hair comes...ITCHING!

It's been a while since I've had a full beard...stupid itchy face.

you need to wash the jizz out... we all know you went out with gvac last night

JerseyRich

12-07-2008, 06:12 PM

18 Days of beard growth.
http://richstillwell.com/images/beard126.jpg

reillyluck

12-07-2008, 06:22 PM

i must touch it on Saturday.

JerseyRich

12-07-2008, 06:41 PM

i must touch it on Saturday.

Take a number.

reillyluck

12-07-2008, 06:41 PM

Take a number.

2

Don Stugots

12-07-2008, 06:43 PM

JerseyRich

12-07-2008, 06:45 PM

3

Married Men need not apply

reillyluck

12-07-2008, 06:45 PM

2

3

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/451212/2/istockphoto_451212_high_five.jpg

Don Stugots

12-07-2008, 06:47 PM

Married Men need not apply

i dont have to wait in line? GREAT!

JerseyRich

12-07-2008, 06:48 PM

i dont have to wait in line? GREAT!

You can touch my hat and see if it fits your giant dome as well.

Don Stugots

12-07-2008, 06:50 PM

You can touch my hat and see if it fits your giant dome as well.

you can see if my hat fits your tiny head.

JerseyRich

12-07-2008, 06:53 PM

you can see if my hate fits your tiny head.

Your hate could fill an arena.

Don Stugots

12-07-2008, 06:55 PM

Your hate could fill an arena.

my wrath.

mikeyboy

12-07-2008, 06:56 PM

7,000,004

How late are you staying?

JerseyRich

12-07-2008, 06:58 PM

7,000,004

How late are you staying?

Sorry...The line ends at 7,000,003

Maybe next time kiddo.

tele7

12-07-2008, 07:00 PM

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e166/fraulein_7/982006_0914_beetlejuice294.jpg

JerseyRich

12-07-2008, 07:06 PM

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e166/fraulein_7/982006_0914_beetlejuice294.jpg

hahaha.

That is the first...and probably last time you will ever make me laugh

Antioch

12-08-2008, 02:38 PM

Not only is it distinguished... it makes me look more intelliajant :P
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u304/Robinsvoyage/listening.jpg

JerseyRich

12-12-2008, 02:12 PM

From the show today. 3 full weeks of beard. I did trim the chin area just to match it up with the rest.

http://richstillwell.com/RF/FezMeDave.jpg

Gvac

12-12-2008, 02:32 PM

HOLY SHIT! Dave looks like a toothless hillbilly!

Scary.

Bossanova

12-12-2008, 02:35 PM

HOLY SHIT! Dave looks like a toothless hillbilly!

Scary.

He's just missing Diablo's flannel shirt.

cougarjake13

12-12-2008, 02:39 PM

From the show today. 3 full weeks of beard. I did trim the chin area just to match it up with the rest.

http://richstillwell.com/RF/FezMeDave.jpg

they both have 1800's era beard looks going on

diff is fez looks like a president and dave looks loke one of the civil war soldiers

JerseyRich

12-14-2008, 11:04 AM

Four out of Five RonFez.net women agree...

...the bead is the way to be.

I got my eye on you!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3231/3106944951_877efab847_o.jpg

biggestmexi

12-14-2008, 11:42 AM

winter = beard. keeps face warm

i get 1 haircut every year in spring for summer though.

it grows out for winter like it should

biggestmexi

12-14-2008, 11:43 AM

Four out of Five RonFez.net women agree...

...the bead is the way to be.

I got my eye on you!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3231/3106944951_877efab847_o.jpg

anal bead?

i thought this was about beaRds?

Gvac

01-28-2009, 06:15 PM

I think I'm going to grow a beard, just to see if it's humanly possible for me to be even more manly.

BoondockSaint

01-28-2009, 06:18 PM

I think I'm going to grow a beard, just to see if it's humanly possible for me to be even more manly.

Have you thought of the planetary implications? The gravitational pull of your beard may ruin the universe.

MC Pee Pants

01-28-2009, 06:18 PM

http://www.beards.org/images/albums/userpics/10001/beard1017.jpg
http://www.beards.org/images/albums/userpics/10001/beard1011.jpg
Something to strive for.

Gvac

01-28-2009, 06:21 PM

Have you thought of the planetary implications? The gravitational pull of your beard may ruin the universe.

Or set it straight again.

Have you noticed how fucked up things are?

I'll try anything at this point.

Tenbatsuzen

01-28-2009, 06:22 PM

Four out of Five RonFez.net women agree...

...the bead is the way to be.

I got my eye on you!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3231/3106944951_877efab847_o.jpg

You do realize not a single woman is looking at you in that picture, right?

~Katja~

01-28-2009, 06:24 PM

You do realize not a single woman is looking at you in that picture, right?

the only other picture with less of a beard I have seen of Rich is in the mustache thread and I have to say the beard looks good.

BoondockSaint

01-28-2009, 06:26 PM

Or set it straight again.

Have you noticed how fucked up things are?

I'll try anything at this point.

This is why me and you se eye tot eye.

JerseyRich

01-28-2009, 06:32 PM

You do realize not a single woman is looking at you in that picture, right?

You do realize you missed the party, right?

TheMojoPin

01-28-2009, 06:42 PM

My beard still kicks your beard's ass.

JerseyRich

01-28-2009, 06:46 PM

My beard still kicks your beard's ass.

Your beard houses small birds.

TheMojoPin

01-28-2009, 06:56 PM

Your beard houses small birds.

Your beard is on loan from a rehabbing Backstreet Boy.

JerseyRich

01-28-2009, 07:05 PM

Your beard is on loan from a rehabbing Backstreet Boy.

Your beard makes Zack Galifianakis jealous

http://larryfire.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/zach1.jpg

Gvac

01-28-2009, 07:08 PM

I shaved my cheeks but left the stubble along my jaw line to see how it would look.

Fucking sexy as sin, I say. I'm gonna go for it and laugh at you Nancies.

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/Beard.jpg

BoondockSaint

01-28-2009, 07:10 PM

JerseyRich

01-28-2009, 07:10 PM

Do it!

Join us!

We accept you. We accept you...One of us.

TheMojoPin

01-28-2009, 07:11 PM

Your beard makes Zack Galifianakis jealous

http://larryfire.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/zach1.jpg

Your beard makes Alkey's eyebrows look robust and healthy.

hammersavage

01-28-2009, 07:11 PM

I'll start growing a beard now and I'll check in summer of 2013 when it finally starts to get full.

Marc with a c

01-28-2009, 07:12 PM

don't make it so thin you piece of ass. when it is extra manicured it makes people look like a metrosexual. let that shit fly homes.

JerseyRich

01-28-2009, 07:12 PM

Your beard makes Alkey's eyebrows look robust and healthy.

Your beard makes Fez's back look like Gvac's scrotum.

hammersavage

01-28-2009, 07:13 PM

Was 'piece of ass' complimentary? It sounded derogatory in context.

TheMojoPin

01-28-2009, 07:17 PM

don't make it so thin you piece of ass. when it is extra manicured it makes people look like a metrosexual. let that shit fly homes.

Exactly. Some people don't seem to get it.

TheMojoPin

01-28-2009, 07:17 PM

Your beard makes Fez's back look like Gvac's scrotum.

That doesn't make any sense.

GregoryJoseph

01-28-2009, 07:18 PM

Gvac is a sales rep. He can't look like a degenerate.

BoondockSaint

01-28-2009, 07:19 PM

Exactly. Some people don't seem to get it.

HUH?

http://www.guidofistpump.com/guido%20pix/guido04.jpg

Gvac

01-28-2009, 07:19 PM

Gvac is a sales rep. He can't look like a degenerate.

Exactly.

At least somebody understands.

Tenbatsuzen

01-28-2009, 08:34 PM

You do realize you missed the party, right?

Not for nothing, why would I go to a party that honors a person I don't like and another person who's made it clear she wants nothing to do with me?

Again, not making it about me - but when there's tension, why show up and create more?

weekapaugjz

01-28-2009, 08:41 PM

this is my beard. i usually keep it trimmed close.

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/41/l_5ecf522bd3a1405d8c836e42bcbdb691.jpg

PapaBear

01-28-2009, 08:44 PM

this is my beard. i usually keep it trimmed close.

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/41/l_5ecf522bd3a1405d8c836e42bcbdb691.jpg
Too easy.

weekapaugjz

01-28-2009, 08:45 PM

Too easy.

yeah, i realized that as soon as i posted. im slow.

RoseBlood

01-28-2009, 08:55 PM

I'm gay, this is my beard.
Not as gay as I am!
Oh please, your gayness doesn't even begin to compare to how flamingly gay I am.
Well, I'm gayer than gay!
I shaved my butt cheeks but left some stubble along my crack line to see how it would look. I am a GOD and fucking sexy as sin, I say. You two NANCIES carrion.
Wanna have gay sex?
Can't, I'm a little boy and my testicles haven't dropped yet.
Your beard would look good on Gvac's scrotum. May I watch? Cheerio!~ Cheeerio!~
...

RoseBlood

01-28-2009, 08:57 PM

Not for nothing, why would I go to a party that honors a person I don't like and another person who's made it clear she wants nothing to do with me?

Again, not making it about me - but when there's tension, why show up and create more?

I think he was referring to the X-Mas party. :unsure:

hammersavage

01-28-2009, 08:58 PM

I don't remember saying that but I'm too lazy to check. Everything else sounds right.

Oh please, your gayness doesn't even begin to compare to how flamingly gay I am.

I liked that response better.

Tenbatsuzen

01-28-2009, 09:01 PM

I think he was referring to the X-Mas party. :unsure:

That one's easy. Jeff and Missy had their deal the week before, and we went to that one instead. We had other plans the night of the Christmas party.

Marc with a c

01-28-2009, 09:01 PM

Not for nothing, why would I go to a party that honors a person I don't like and another person who's made it clear she wants nothing to do with me?

Again, not making it about me - but when there's tension, why show up and create more?

self aware matty is the best. i wish more people were better about not being liked, you take it so well.

A.J.

01-28-2009, 11:27 PM

I wish I could grow a beard. So much for those Italian genes.

Gvac

01-29-2009, 01:45 AM

this is my beard.

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/41/l_5ecf522bd3a1405d8c836e42bcbdb691.jpg

Too easy.

Right?

I don't know how you didn't go for the jugular there, Papa. You're a better man than I am.

And very brave of you to come out like this, weeks. Are there any other gay goalies that are your idols?

PapaBear

01-29-2009, 03:08 AM

Right?

I don't know how you didn't go for the jugular there, Papa.
Less is more.

ecobag2

01-29-2009, 03:29 AM

Currently bearded.

I was starting to grow off the face too so trimmed it down.

Gvac

01-29-2009, 02:12 PM

Less is more.

I like the cut of your jib.

Aggie

01-30-2009, 08:40 AM

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=48&pictureid=980

TjM

01-30-2009, 09:01 AM

I've tried to grow a beard but after about 4 days growth I can't take the itching. I stick with a goatee instead

mikeyboy

01-30-2009, 09:09 AM

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=48&pictureid=980

:lol:

~Katja~

01-30-2009, 09:43 AM

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=48&pictureid=980

must be his brother... this one isn't wearing a vest.

Gvac

01-30-2009, 12:53 PM

I didn't think it was possible, but as my beard grows I'm actually getting sexier!

Yo soy muy macho.

drjoek

01-30-2009, 12:55 PM

I didn't think it was possible, but as my beard grows I'm actually getting sexier!

Yo soy muy macho.

post a picture DAMN IT!!

Gvac

01-30-2009, 12:57 PM

post a picture DAMN IT!!

Hahaha! Sex fiend!

I did post a pic 2 days ago, which is on the previous page.

It's still in the early stages, but filling in nicely.

ToiletCrusher

01-30-2009, 12:58 PM

i have a beard currently. it's not long but its trimmed nicely. Some people saw it last night while I played DJ in the chatroom.

drjoek

01-30-2009, 01:00 PM

i have a beard currently. it's not long but its trimmed nicely. Some people saw it last night while I played DJ in the chatroom.

post a picture DAMN IT!!

RhinoinMN

01-30-2009, 01:05 PM

Mine is trimmed as well.

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg126/RhinoinMN/IMG_0204.jpg

Gvac

01-30-2009, 01:41 PM

Mine is trimmed as well.

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg126/RhinoinMN/IMG_0204.jpg

I feel like I could just fall into those eyes.

Hottub

01-30-2009, 02:10 PM

I'm partial to the "brown eye".

Westley

01-30-2009, 02:21 PM

beards are gross i hate wehn people get food or there boogers stuck in it and they dont even now it

weekapaugjz

01-30-2009, 02:41 PM

beards are gross i hate wehn people get food or there boogers stuck in it and they dont even now it

I love getting boogers stuck in mine.

RhinoinMN

01-30-2009, 02:42 PM

I love getting boogers stuck in mine.

Frozen ones are the best.

JerseyRich

01-30-2009, 02:43 PM

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=48&pictureid=980

I'll have to take a pic with my ukulele when I get back from my trip just to compare.

I wonder if Gvac's is taking over his face already....

RhinoinMN

01-30-2009, 02:47 PM

I'll have to take a pic with my ukulele when I get back from my trip just to compare.

I wonder if Gvac's is taking over his face already....

We will never know.

~Katja~

01-30-2009, 02:59 PM

Hahaha! Sex fiend!

I did post a pic 2 days ago, which is on the previous page.

It's still in the early stages, but filling in nicely.

I feel like I could just fall into those eyes.

more like filling UP nicely

cougarjake13

01-30-2009, 06:37 PM

this is my beard after 2 1/2 weeks

http://picture.vzw.com/mi/361658669_1245433256_0.jpeg?

Gvac

01-31-2009, 05:19 AM

It's very itchy today.

JerseyRich

01-31-2009, 07:31 AM

It's very itchy today.

It's all about moisturizing. Keep it lubed my friend.

TheMojoPin

01-31-2009, 07:33 AM

Hmmmmm.

Gvac

01-31-2009, 08:21 AM

It's all about moisturizing. Keep it lubed my friend.

Hmmmmm.

Indeed.

DiabloSammich

01-31-2009, 08:31 AM

Can't stand beards.

Scratches my thighs.

Gvac

01-31-2009, 08:33 AM

Can't stand beards.

Scratches my thighs.

Bossanova has a beard and I'm growing one.

Just sayin'.

DiabloSammich

01-31-2009, 08:52 AM

Bossanova has a beard and I'm growing one.

Just sayin'.

I didn't say I wouldn't bite my lip and muddle through, I'm just stating a preference.

TheMojoPin

01-31-2009, 09:56 AM

Bossanova has a beard

Yeah, to cover up his hideous affair with you.

Gvac

01-31-2009, 12:10 PM

Yeah, to cover up his hideous affair with you.

Jealous bitch.

Relax, I've got plenty of love for all of you.

And when I say love I mean...

TheMojoPin

01-31-2009, 12:26 PM

...body hair.

Gvac

01-31-2009, 12:35 PM

...body hair.

Why do you wound me so deeply?

TheMojoPin

01-31-2009, 12:38 PM

Why do you wound me so deeply?

Maybe I love bears.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/resources/2007/10/gay%20bears.jpg

Gvac

01-31-2009, 12:39 PM

TheMojoPin

01-31-2009, 12:52 PM

Gvac

01-31-2009, 12:55 PM

HAHAHAHA!

I just searched for Lyle Lovett doing Steven Fromholz's song "Bears."

I had no idea I'd strike such gold.

Glad you enjoyed it.

ToiletCrusher

01-31-2009, 12:56 PM

I love this video. makes me wish I had leather chaps.

Gvac

01-31-2009, 12:57 PM

I love this video. makes me wish I had leather chaps.

:wub:

ToiletCrusher

01-31-2009, 12:59 PM

:wub:

I will have a very nice beard to celebrate your bday. It's going to be in full effect next week.

Gvac

01-31-2009, 01:00 PM

I will have a very nice beard to celebrate your bday. It's going to be in full effect next week.

I think you're out to steal me away from Diablo, Bossanova, and Mojo.

It's working.

drjoek

01-31-2009, 01:02 PM

I think you're out to steal me away from Diablo, Bossanova, and Mojo.

It's working.

Dont let CHUCKWAGOKCOOK hear you talking like that

ToiletCrusher

01-31-2009, 01:03 PM

Dont let CHUCKWAGOKCOOK hear you talking like that

he don't come round these parts no more. It's all about me now!!

TheMojoPin

01-31-2009, 01:09 PM

HAHAHAHA!

I just searched for Lyle Lovett doing Steven Fromholz's song "Bears."

I had no idea I'd strike such gold.

Glad you enjoyed it.

The top link at the clip's YouTube page is even better:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-MCXteo2IR0&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-MCXteo2IR0&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

What did we ever do without the internet?

TheMojoPin

01-31-2009, 01:09 PM

he don't come round these parts no more.

Please, don't tease us.

ToiletCrusher

01-31-2009, 01:10 PM

The top link at the clip's YouTube page is even better:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-MCXteo2IR0&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-MCXteo2IR0&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

What did we ever do without the internet?

ruined that song for me. lying, now i love it more than ever.

Gvac

01-31-2009, 01:10 PM

The top link at the clip's YouTube page is even better:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-MCXteo2IR0&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-MCXteo2IR0&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

What did we ever do without the internet?

We seriously have to make this guy the new internet sensation.

He blows away that dude that cried about Britney Spears last year.

~Katja~

01-31-2009, 01:19 PM

what makes someone film and broadcast himself like that?
just so weird.

Gvac

01-31-2009, 01:20 PM

what makes someone film and broadcast himself like that?
just so weird.

Don't talk about my buddy BostonBear like that!

He's the best!

I'm actually watching all of his videos right now. I really gotta get out of the house.

disneyspy

01-31-2009, 01:22 PM

after watching those two videos, im waiting for the cop and then construction worker to show up

ToiletCrusher

01-31-2009, 01:25 PM

Please, don't tease us.

I rarely see him round here.

~Katja~

01-31-2009, 01:27 PM

after watching those two videos, im waiting for the cop and then construction worker to show up

at your door?

TheMojoPin

01-31-2009, 01:33 PM

The criminal perversion in this thread must be curtailed!

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/d71wPLPW168&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/d71wPLPW168&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

(Yes, it's a long clip. Stick with it)

Gvac

01-31-2009, 01:36 PM

That first fucking creep looked like a cross between Jack Nicholson and John Waters!

I knew something was wrong!

TheMojoPin

01-31-2009, 01:38 PM

I like how if you get molested, you only get slapped on the wrist with probation.

And if someone wants to play basketball in a suit and bowtie, RUUUUUUUN!!!!

bigredd

02-01-2009, 08:35 AM

Even when I don't have a beard, I'm never clean shaven. I love working in the construction industry...except when there's a recession and people aren't buying or building houses.

Gvac

02-01-2009, 08:36 AM

TheMojoPin

02-01-2009, 09:04 AM

AAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAH!

Oh my God, that's fucking hysterical!

I will wear it with pride.

A.J.

02-03-2009, 03:46 AM

Gvac

02-03-2009, 12:40 PM

Well, the beard started getting very bristly. And itchy. I couldn't take it. I just went to a barber shop and had him give me a hot shave. What a treat that is!

He trimmed the beard down and shaped it for me, and I think I'm going to keep it thinned out.

ToiletCrusher

02-03-2009, 01:07 PM

you have to just let it go. Embrace the beard and you will become one with it.

hammersavage

02-03-2009, 01:09 PM

Just imagine how itchy it is on your boyfriend when you kiss him.

Mafialife Chris

02-03-2009, 01:14 PM

I fucking hate hair!

TheMojoPin

02-03-2009, 01:14 PM

I just went to a barber and had him give me a hot treat!

I'll bet.

Gvac

02-07-2009, 09:47 AM

Can all the sexy, bearded men of RFnet please post their pics here?

Thanks.

Bossanova

02-07-2009, 09:51 AM

Can all the sexy, bearded men of RFnet please post their pics here?

Thanks.

I dont want all the guys to pm

Gvac

02-07-2009, 09:51 AM

I dont want all the guys to pm

Can you at least PM me some? :wub:

JerseyRich

02-07-2009, 09:58 AM

Can all the sexy, bearded men of RFnet please post their pics here?

Thanks.

Sexy Bearded man of RF.net checking in.

Beard still going strong.

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2180/138/76/514676204/n514676204_1858778_7257.jpg

Bossanova

02-07-2009, 09:59 AM

Can you at least PM me some? :wub:

You can always just come over. You know where the key is

Creeptub

02-07-2009, 10:03 AM

Sexy Bearded man of RF.net checking in.

Beard still going strong.

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2180/138/76/514676204/n514676204_1858778_7257.jpg

Wow, you are a good looking cat. I say keep the beard budday.

Gvac

02-07-2009, 10:03 AM

Sexy Bearded man of RF.net checking in.

Beard still going strong.

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2180/138/76/514676204/n514676204_1858778_7257.jpg

You can always just come over. You know where the key is

I love you guys!

By the way, have you seen my latest internet crush? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1IF05_Sbpo)

He responded to my comment!!! :wub:

epo

02-07-2009, 10:04 AM

I fucking hate hair!

Which explains your youthful sleeping bag activities.

Bossanova

02-07-2009, 10:11 AM

Which explains your youthful sleeping bag activities.

HAHAHA!

meanmrbill

02-07-2009, 10:16 AM

I love you guys!

By the way, have you seen my latest internet crush? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1IF05_Sbpo)

He responded to my comment!!! :wub:

I found this guy's videos to be very disturbing, even after watching them 2 and 3 times each.

Gvac

02-07-2009, 10:22 AM

I found this guy's videos to be very disturbing, even after watching them 2 and 3 times each.

HAHAHAHA!

C'mon...admit it...he destroys Chris Crocker. There's only room for one gay internet sensation, and I say let it be Mike the Boston Bear!