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When you're old, fat, and retired, which activity do you plan on spending most of your time doing?
It seems you're either one or the other. I don't know too many golfers that fish or vice versa.
Please be respectful.
Thanks.
TheGameHHH
11-25-2008, 08:42 PM
Golf.......i hate fishing faggots like you Gvac
TooLowBrow
11-25-2008, 08:44 PM
i'd RATHER BE FISHING
Chimee
11-25-2008, 08:44 PM
My father would beat me with a golf club if I couldn't catch a fish, thanks for bringing it up Gvac
TheMojoPin
11-25-2008, 08:44 PM
Both stink. I'd take up bowling.
TheMojoPin
11-25-2008, 08:45 PM
My father would beat me with a golf club if I couldn't catch a fish, thanks for bringing it up Gvac
Would he beat you with a fish if your golf stroke suffered?
Snoogans
11-25-2008, 08:46 PM
golf hands down golf. its the best shit ever
well second best
RoseBlood
11-25-2008, 08:46 PM
Both stink. I'd take up bowling.
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RoseBlood
11-25-2008, 08:47 PM
Shuffle board.
TheMojoPin
11-25-2008, 08:49 PM
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Look at those blissful twilight years!
Liverspot
11-25-2008, 08:53 PM
I love to fish, I don't even care if I catch since you probably can't eat it anyway.
drusilla
11-25-2008, 09:00 PM
golfing. i want to retire already & get started on perfecting my game.
WampusCrandle
11-25-2008, 10:51 PM
fishing, by far, way more relaxing.
Please be respectful.
hmmmm, you make it seem like no one has ever respected you .... BOOOOOO!
I wish I could be fat when I'm old and retired.
Golf foreva.
sailor
11-25-2008, 11:37 PM
worms gross me out. golf.
Ritalin
11-26-2008, 03:09 AM
Golf
(of course)
golf hands down golf. its the best shit ever
well second best
Storm chasing will always be #1 your heart.
http://cafnr.missouri.edu/images/news/storm-team2.jpg
FTW!
Stankfoot
11-26-2008, 04:03 AM
Fishing because women hate it and my wife won't "tag along" ...
eeroomnhoj
11-26-2008, 04:06 AM
Fishing because women hate it and my wife won't "tag along" ...
It has my vote.
Boogie in Va
11-26-2008, 04:39 AM
Do both. Play 18 holes in the morning, eat lunch and tank a long nap, go fishing as the sun is setting. Your day is complete.
razorboy
11-26-2008, 04:48 AM
I'll be fishing and surfing all day, every day when I retire.
Marc with a c
11-26-2008, 05:04 AM
when you're old?
EliSnow
11-26-2008, 05:37 AM
Fishing because women hate it and my wife won't "tag along" ...
So tell your wife you're going fishing, but then go play golf.
Definitely golf.
drjoek
11-26-2008, 05:40 AM
Gulf Fishing
http://floridaoffshorefishingcharter.com/images/000bigfish.jpg
ahhdurr
11-26-2008, 05:41 AM
I'd fish - but only on a golf course.
Thebazile78
11-26-2008, 05:46 AM
Fishing because women hate it and my wife won't "tag along" ...
Your wife may hate fishing, but I happen to enjoy it and I'm a woman. My dad used to take me fishing at the lake when I was a little kid; he even bought me a Snoopy fishing pole so I could use my own pole. Heck, I even learned to bait a hook all by myself by the time I was 6.
So, not all women hate fishing.
Frankly, I'd rather fish than play golf.
ScottFromGA
11-26-2008, 05:49 AM
Fishing.
I aint wearin no faggy ass golf pants....
ScottFromGA
11-26-2008, 05:49 AM
Your wife may hate fishing, but I happen to enjoy it and I'm a woman. My dad used to take me fishing at the lake when I was a little kid; he even bought me a Snoopy fishing pole so I could use my own pole. Heck, I even learned to bait a hook all by myself by the time I was 6.
So, not all women hate fishing.
Frankly, I'd rather fish than play golf.
:wub: woman of my dreams....
Thebazile78
11-26-2008, 05:50 AM
:wub: woman of my dreams....
Already married, thanks.
Boogie in Va
11-26-2008, 06:38 AM
I'd fish - but only on a golf course.
A lot of the courses in America have huge fish (bass) in the ponds. Some will even let you fish them if you ask and stay out of the players way.
CountryBob
11-26-2008, 06:45 AM
Golf is the way - when you are old you can still play with your balls and it is not "creepy old guy".
ozzie
11-26-2008, 07:39 AM
I've never had a cute "beverage cart girl" bring me an ice cold beer, or won money while fishing, so golf wins.
Wait, I said basically the same thing in the pool or darts thread.
I'm starting to wonder if I have a drinking and gambling problem.
Furtherman
11-26-2008, 07:44 AM
Fishing. Fishing. Fishing.
razorboy
11-26-2008, 09:22 AM
I've never had a cute "beverage cart girl" bring me an ice cold beer, or won money while fishing, so golf wins.
Wait, I said basically the same thing in the pool or darts thread.
I'm starting to wonder if I have a drinking and gambling problem.
I'll take cute bikini-clad beach bar girl over cute beverage cart girl anyday.
ozzie
11-26-2008, 09:34 AM
I'll take cute bikini-clad beach bar girl over cute beverage cart girl anyday.
Where the hell are you fishing?
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One Dead Fred
11-26-2008, 10:28 AM
I don't have the patience for fishing, but I like the paintings I've seen of fly fishing in the mountains.
I'm horrible at golf and don't have any expectations of making par, but I like the environment and the girls with the beer carts.
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