Apples and Oranges [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

Gvac

11-25-2008, 08:01 PM

If you could only eat one fruit for the rest of your life and it had to be a choice between the two, would you pick apples or oranges?

No bananas.

No pears.

No nectarines.

No peaches.

No melon.

No other fruits.

No pee in my butt.

This is only between apples and oranges.

I am not intentionally trying to hurt the feelings of apples, oranges, or any fruit.

I'm just asking a question.

I have no ulterior motives.

Thanks.

brettmojo

11-25-2008, 08:04 PM

Oranges.

Apples would kill me.

drjoek

11-25-2008, 08:05 PM

Already a thread

jauble

11-25-2008, 08:07 PM

If we are not breaking it down by type apples.

However, clementines ftw.

Fez4PrezN2008

11-25-2008, 08:10 PM

You should give the other fruit a chance to rotate. There really should be fruit limits. I mean a good cumquat is just as good as an apple. The oranges just rein their personal opinions over the fruit bowl too.

Lemon Chiffon is my fruit of choice

mikeyboy

11-25-2008, 08:13 PM

Apples, but orange juice is better than apple juice. Apple juice is for toddlers and mental patients.

TheGameHHH

11-25-2008, 08:19 PM

Naranjas.......no doubt

TooLowBrow

11-25-2008, 08:20 PM

Apples, but orange juice is better than apple juice. Apple juice is for toddlers and mental patients.

true. but you cant have orange juice and a graham cracker. apple juice goes perfectly with graham.

Drunky McBetidont

11-25-2008, 08:21 PM

apples are far more epic. a rich literary history: start with eve (not steve) and the serpent, issac newton and gravity, william tell and his arrow.

heck we need a thread about the apple in history.

fuck the orange, piss flavored citrus fruit that has pulp and stealth seeds.:thumbdown:

TooLowBrow

11-25-2008, 08:23 PM

can you eat a chinese apple?

mikeyboy

11-25-2008, 08:24 PM

true. but you cant have orange juice and a graham cracker. apple juice goes perfectly with graham.

I don't think you're a toddler, so I'm going to have to assume mental patient.

TooLowBrow

11-25-2008, 08:25 PM

I don't think you're a toddler, so I'm going to have to assume mental patient.

oh jeez. now i have you hunt down mikeyboy.
then kill him

mikeyboy

11-25-2008, 08:27 PM

oh jeez. now i have you hunt down mikeyboy.
then kill him

See, now that's still making me think mental patient

TooLowBrow

11-25-2008, 08:28 PM

See, now that's still making me think mental patient

gvac, quick! tell this kid about how we hate lawyers!

TheMojoPin

11-25-2008, 08:32 PM

Apples.

Perfect in a pie.

Great with peanut butter.

Awesome on their own.

Bueno!

TooLowBrow

11-25-2008, 08:37 PM

Apples.

Perfect in a pie.

Great with peanut butter.

Awesome on their own.

Bueno!

oranges

make them into marmalade

put some ...?

sticky on their own

um, yeah!

jennysmurf

11-25-2008, 08:41 PM

I'd have to pick oranges, cause I don't wanna get the scurvy.

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Chimee

11-25-2008, 08:43 PM

I'd love some apples and fuck anyone that disagrees, you shouldn't be a mod anyway...

drusilla

11-25-2008, 08:56 PM

Apples, but orange juice is better than apple juice. Apple juice is for toddlers and mental patients.

i was gonan say granny smith's right away but damn i forgot about orange juice. i love orange juice. especially when i'm sick.

damn. but it's true apples are better with so much more. i vote apples.

WampusCrandle

11-25-2008, 10:53 PM

apples - THEY BUILT THIS COUNTRY DAMN IT!

Snoogans

11-25-2008, 11:06 PM

BritneyPablo just told me via telephone she prefers oranges because they fit better in her vaginal cavity

sailor

11-25-2008, 11:26 PM

pears. great on their own, with pb or gorgonzola even.

epo

11-26-2008, 03:52 AM

Apples. Honeycrisp apples to be specific.

Lock it up.

IMSlacker

11-26-2008, 04:02 AM

This thread is not about the show and I refuse to post in it.

apples.

razorboy

11-26-2008, 04:53 AM

I'd have a real hard time choosing between a good McIntosh or a good Mikan.

Marc with a c

11-26-2008, 05:01 AM

if this ever actually happened I'd choose the apple. i fear something awful has happened in the world, and i might need some weapons, and apples are better weapons.

the real answer is plums.

hurlmon

11-26-2008, 05:03 AM

Apples, but orange juice is better than apple juice. Apple juice is for toddlers and mental patients.

Exactly and who's ever heard of a delicious slice of warm orange pie?

JerseyRich

11-26-2008, 05:35 AM

Miss Controversial Gvac. He was the best.

foodcourtdruide

11-26-2008, 05:42 AM

Oranges.

I had a run last summer where I ate an orange a day for 3 months straight and I never really got tired of them. I only stopped eating them because I went on a diet and wanted to cut down on sugars.

I get sick of apples immediately. I really only need one apple every six months to fill my craving for them.

Though I will miss the Entammens apple crumb pie. I know we're all really hip and hate entammens, but their apple crumb pie is fucking incredible.

JerseyRich

11-26-2008, 05:55 AM

~Katja~

11-26-2008, 06:00 AM

Oranges > Apples

LaBoob

11-26-2008, 06:03 AM

Oranges are more trouble than they're worth. They're nature's attention whore.

mikeyboy

11-26-2008, 07:44 AM

You can't peel an orange without your fingers stinking of citrus. You don't even need to peel an apple, but if you do, you can do it with a knife like a civilized man.

~Katja~

11-26-2008, 07:47 AM

You can't peel an orange without your fingers stinking of citrus. You don't even need to peel an apple, but if you do, you can do it with a knife like a civilized man.

but I peel an orange with a knife, does that make me a civilized woman???

foodcourtdruide

11-26-2008, 07:49 AM

You can't peel an orange without your fingers stinking of citrus. You don't even need to peel an apple, but if you do, you can do it with a knife like a civilized man.

If you are basing this argument on ease-of-peeling and DEFENDING apples then you are insane, my friend. I literally feel like you just told me you didn't vote for Obama because he is Muslim.

Furtherman

11-26-2008, 07:50 AM

Apples. I've never had an orange.

JerseyRich

11-26-2008, 07:51 AM

Apples. I've never had an orange.

I'm gonna put on my tin foil hat now.

mikeyboy

11-26-2008, 07:52 AM

If you are basing this argument on ease-of-peeling and DEFENDING apples then you are insane, my friend. I literally feel like you just told me you didn't vote for Obama because he is Muslim.

Ever squirted yourself in the eye while eating an orange? I didn't vote for oranges because they are nature's terrorists.

~Katja~

11-26-2008, 07:55 AM

damn, I must scrunch up some change and see if they have oranges in the cafeteria today.

foodcourtdruide

11-26-2008, 08:02 AM

Ever squirted yourself in the eye while eating an orange? I didn't vote for oranges because they are nature's terrorists.

Getting squirted by orange juice is the worst that can happen while peeling an orange. However, because of the odd shape of the apple, apple-related knife accidents are alarmingly common. Last year 73 people died in apple-peeling related incidents.

reillyluck

11-26-2008, 08:07 AM

who are we kidding? this thread is bogus. everyone knows gvac cant live without bananas. what a maroon.

~Katja~

11-26-2008, 08:15 AM

who are we kidding? this thread is bogus. everyone knows gvac cant live without bananas. what a maroon.

I really thought he was more of a watermelon type of guy

GvacMobile

11-26-2008, 08:17 AM

I will be in the chatroom tonight, on cam, seductively eating a banana.

You don't wanna miss this.

Snoogans

11-26-2008, 08:25 AM

I really thought he was more of a watermelon type of guy

you thought GVac was black?

mikeyboy

11-26-2008, 08:25 AM

who are we kidding? this thread is bogus. everyone knows gvac cant live without bananas. what a maroon.

I'm not surprised.

http://msp216.photobucket.com/albums/cc9/bigmoma52399/monchichi.jpg

GvacMobile

11-26-2008, 08:29 AM

Mikeyboy tried to kiss me on the lips yesterday.

Creep.

foodcourtdruide

11-26-2008, 08:31 AM

I will be in the chatroom tonight, on cam, seductively eating a banana.

You don't wanna miss this.

My wife is back. I've abandoned the chat room, lol.

mikeyboy

11-26-2008, 08:39 AM

Mikeyboy tried to kiss me on the lips yesterday.

Creep.

I remember that story going a little differently.

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