Uh Oh

[GregoryJoseph]

I'm stuck in bumper to bumper traffic and I have to poop.

I mean I REALLY have to poop.

This isn't good.

This isn't good at all.

What are my options?

[topless_mike]

find a tree on the side of the parkway and fertilize it.

relieve the pressure. let out the gas. you do run the risk of sharting yourself, though.

[JerseyRich]

Just poop in your diaper?

You're wearing it today, right?

[Don Stugots]

Rest area?

[hexy68]

one word...PRAY!

[Tall_James]

This is why you should always have a spackle bucket in the back seat.

[Whiskeyportal]

try and make it to some cover. you may need to sacrifice a sleeve or a sock to wipe with though. I have many old shirts missing sleeves from this same emergency.

[epo]

Load 'em up! It'll be a great story.

[Hottub]

You are probably going to grease your shorts.
How far from home are you?

[Don Stugots]

There isn't a mcdonalds or a diner at the next exit?

[GregoryJoseph]

Wwrbd?

[Marc with a c]

butt plug.

[Hottub]

Spark plug?

[LaBoob]

Just dump it. It'll feel so much better, before the overwhelming shame kicks in.

[Hottub]

Wwrbd?

He would never have to worry aboot it.
He does not have the bowel control of an infant.

[drjoek]

"Go shit in your hat"
Oh that's right the hats still missing.

[Heather 8]

Crap in your hand. With Jersey traffic, you'll be flinging it eventually.

[Don Stugots]

Jersey savages

[drjoek]

Its been a half hour I hope he's ok. I'm worried.

[GregoryJoseph]

Sweet merciful crap.

I left that toilet looking like a crime scene.

Thanks for all your help gang.

[Don Stugots]

Where did you go?

No pics?

[KingGeno]

I call bravo sierra.

[A.J.]

All that coffee and smoking when you wake up didn't trigger a BM? That's a shame.

[GregoryJoseph]

All that coffee and smoking when you wake up didn't trigger a BM? That's a shame.

Oh it did, but I wasn't aware it was a twi-night doubleheader.

[reillyluck]

disgusting.

[Ritalin]

Alright, here's my "crap your pants" story:

I was out golfing after a night of booze, followed by a huge sack of White Castles. On the 5th tee, I let out what I thought was going to be a huge fart but turned out to be, well, you know. Squish, squish.

It was my turn to tee off and I purposely hit my ball into the woods, walked off to find it and ditched my underwear behind a tree.

I shot a 43 on the back nine that day.

[topless_mike]

glad to see you survived.
its a fine line between pleasure/pain.

[hunnerbun]

Shouldn't this have been in the post while you poop thread. :tongue:

[reillyluck]

i dont know whats more mentally abusive. imagining Greg Poop Or imagining hearing him repeat the word poopie over and over again.

[topless_mike]

i dont know whats more mentally abusive. imagining Greg Poop Or imagining hearing him repeat the word poopie over and over again.

i personally find it quite involving.

[Furtherman]

one word...PRAY!

Prayer, Mr. Joseph. The cling-ons do not make clean boxers.

[topless_mike]

The cling-ons do not make clean boxers.

he'll just have to play star-trek and eliminate them.

[GvacMobile]

disgusting.

Agreed.

He's gonna shit himself one day.

You'll see!!!

[drjoek]

GvacMobile is back! Fuckin A!!!

[JerseyRich]

GvacMobile is back! Fuckin A!!!

Huzzah!

[topless_mike]

Agreed.

He's gonna shit himself one day.

You'll see!!!

all we need is the return of that gvacnomore asshole and we'll be in good shape.
the more gvacs that return, the bigger the army to overthrow the facist government.

all we need is 296 more "gvacs"...

[RoseBlood]

Sweet merciful crap.

I left that toilet looking like a crime scene.

Um.. Blood in your stool!?!?!

Better get that checked out.. "Uh-oh" is right :unsure:

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I wonder if the next person who's gonna use Gregory's toilet is gonna have to hover...

Maybe he should have my modquote now, Reilly!