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LordJezo

11-20-2008, 02:06 PM

So the latest craze to hit the food scene is semen.

http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212

I am thinking about ordering the book but I can't find any proof that it's real. Anyone want to give it a shot or have any input in this readily available substance as something to cook with?

jennysmurf

11-20-2008, 02:15 PM

eeeeewwwwww!!!

Gvac

11-20-2008, 02:26 PM

If Jezo doesn't win "Poster of the year" it's fixed.

hammersavage

11-20-2008, 02:27 PM

No thanks. I'm not thirsty.

Now what was the word I was trying to think of again?

BlackSpider

11-20-2008, 02:30 PM

eeeeewwwwww!!!

Great.
I'm your RonFez.net "Secret Santa"
And now I guess I have to return the gift I got you...

Hottub

11-20-2008, 02:31 PM

Google Ads came up with this gem on the left ad panel when I opened Jezo's thread.
Well there you have it. Welcome home Gregory Robert.

http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CMT1sMG-vObSBBB4GMIEMgju5GH_Qyl4cA

drjoek

11-20-2008, 02:33 PM

Have the new fbaers met our pride and joy LordJezo yet?

Dougie Brootal

11-20-2008, 02:38 PM

stop stealing my bit!!!! im the only jizz eater on this messageboard!

mikeyboy

11-20-2008, 02:38 PM

Have the new fbaers met our pride and joy LordJezo yet?

I'm sure they met him when he posted about how the new administration was going to round up the conservatives and put them in camps and carve Obama's initials on their faces.

DarkHippie

11-20-2008, 02:41 PM

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

Slimy, yet satisfying

~Katja~

11-20-2008, 02:41 PM

Great.
I'm your RonFez.net "Secret Santa"
And now I guess I have to return the gift I got you...

did it come in ice cube trays and was home made?

Marc with a c

11-20-2008, 02:42 PM

Hey earl...

deliciousV

11-20-2008, 02:46 PM

I read the reviews, they were priceless. I considered buying this as a gag gift for my wife, but then reconsidered, I'd never eat her cooking again. Buscuits and man-gravy again? yuck

nassue

11-20-2008, 02:50 PM

how does a person "stumble" upon something like this?

I know the internet is a scary place but.....

HBox

11-20-2008, 02:53 PM

LordJezo is back!

weekapaugjz

11-20-2008, 02:53 PM

how does a person "stumble" upon something like this?

I know the internet is a scary place but.....

You obviously haven't read any of jezos other comments on this board.

nassue

11-20-2008, 03:04 PM

You obviously haven't read any of jezos other comments on this board.

I have; I'm just trying to find out what deep dark secret he's hiding

sooner or later he'll slip up

joethebartender

11-20-2008, 03:11 PM

I bet everything in this book is "glazed".

BlackSpider

11-20-2008, 03:14 PM

I bet everything in this book is "glazed".

Not the New England Manchowder, Or the Cream-filled doughnuts...

~Katja~

11-20-2008, 03:15 PM

Not the New England Manchowder, Or the Cream-filled East side doug nuts...

fixed

~Katja~

11-20-2008, 03:16 PM

I bet everything in this book is "glazed".

especially the cover so you can wipe it clean after preparing the dishes

nassue

11-20-2008, 03:17 PM

I bet everything in this book is "glazed".

did you see the pictures

jesus fucking christ

IMSlacker

11-20-2008, 03:40 PM

did you see the pictures

jesus fucking christ

The man made oysters almost made me wretch.

OGC

11-20-2008, 03:57 PM

Thank you, now I know what to get my wife for Christmas. :thumbup:

torker

11-20-2008, 04:09 PM

Hey earl...

Because they dribble before they shoot.

OGC

11-20-2008, 04:12 PM

did you see the pictures

jesus fucking christ

even better are the cooking tips ...

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/1485/3046341301740316bef6966mg0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

~Katja~

11-20-2008, 04:14 PM

even better are the cooking tips ...

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/1485/3046341301740316bef6966mg0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

sounds like modified breast milk storing tips

skyscraper

11-20-2008, 04:52 PM

Do they have the recipe for an ookie cookie?