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Gvac
11-18-2008, 05:39 PM
I have. The spirit world is not to be trifled with, however.

Pick your spots carefully.

Kris10
11-18-2008, 05:42 PM
wish i was invisible then i could pee anywhere & not wipe

TheGameHHH
11-18-2008, 05:44 PM
only my posts can turn invisible

Hottub
11-18-2008, 05:45 PM
Yes sir.
Yes I have.:down:

Chimee
11-18-2008, 05:45 PM
I am invisible. Note the way no one acknowledges my post.

britneypablo
11-18-2008, 05:45 PM
wish i was invisible then i could pee anywhere & not wipe

i like your style :wub::smile:

zildjian361
11-18-2008, 05:45 PM
:wink:

Don Stugots
11-18-2008, 05:46 PM
i am invisible and watching Britney pee and not clean herself. pretty hot.

Kris10
11-18-2008, 05:46 PM
i like your style :wub::smile:

:tongue::wub:

BlackSpider
11-18-2008, 05:49 PM
i am invisible and watching Britney pee and not clean herself. pretty hot.

I'll get that...:tongue:

Chip196
11-18-2008, 05:51 PM
I don't care how weird the thread is ... just happy to see GVAC's name attached. Welcome back invisible thirsty traveller.

Gvac
11-18-2008, 05:58 PM
Good to see you too, Chip.

Same old RFnet, I see.

I offer up the secrets of the shaman and people talk about watching girls pee and licking them.

:surrender:

TheMojoPin
11-18-2008, 06:04 PM
You may be invisible, but your wolf shirts can never truly vanish from sight. They are simply too powerful.

Marc with a c
11-18-2008, 06:07 PM
Good to see you too, Chip.

Same old RFnet, I see.

I offer up the secrets of the shaman and people talk about watching girls pee and licking them.

:surrender:

you're reeshy.

Chip196
11-18-2008, 06:07 PM
Good to see you too, Chip.

Same old RFnet, I see.

I offer up the secrets of the shaman and people talk about watching girls pee and licking them.

:surrender:

While you were on Walkabout people still hate Dave, still Pee in Butts, are gay, Love Dave, create bad Board Characters, don't check for previous threads, show concern for Fezzie, blame Dave, help each other with advice, and we got a lot of good people from our refugee camp.

So there are things that haven't changed that you'll have missed ... and things you wouldn't miss ... business as usual.

Incidentally ... I've never turned invisible, but have been in a state between consciousness and unconscious that was as bizare a situation I've ever felt. Maybe I was close.

BlackSpider
11-18-2008, 06:08 PM
Good to see you too, Chip.

Same old RFnet, I see.

I offer up the secrets of the shaman and people talk about watching girls pee and licking them.

:surrender:

1. You offered up no secrets. You were just bragging
2. Let's not get Hollier-than-thou, you don't know me.
3. Don't make "licking girls" sound like a bad thing...

You may be invisible, but your wolf shirts can never truly vanish from sight. They are simply too powerful.

4. I stopped myself from going there...

Jughead
11-18-2008, 06:10 PM
No more looking up skirts...

Kris10
11-18-2008, 06:10 PM
3. Don't make "licking girls" sound like a bad thing...

Hi, my name is Rouski....

Gvac
11-18-2008, 06:11 PM
I've never turned invisible, but have been in a state between consciousness and unconscious that was as bizare a situation I've ever felt. Maybe I was close.

I believe you were.

Let's blow this popsicle stand, wander through the wilderness, and explore the depths of reality.

topless_mike
11-18-2008, 06:12 PM
i turn invisible every time i step into a cold pool / shower / ocean.

Foster
11-18-2008, 06:12 PM
the most dangerous part of becoming invisible is the possibility of never wanting to become visible again

Chip196
11-18-2008, 06:13 PM
I believe you were.

Let's blow this popsicle stand, wander through the wilderness, and explore the depths of reality.

http://www.myopenforum.com/forum/image.php?u=1467&dateline=2006

"We're in the spirit world"

jennysmurf
11-18-2008, 06:15 PM
While you were on Walkabout people still hate Dave, still Pee in Butts, are gay, Love Dave, create bad Board Characters, don't check for previous threads, show concern for Fezzie, blame Dave, help each other with advice, and we got a lot of good people from our refugee camp.

So there are things that haven't changed that you'll have missed ... and things you wouldn't miss ... business as usual.

Incidentally ... I've never turned invisible, but have been in a state between consciousness and unconscious that was as bizare a situation I've ever felt. Maybe I was close.

tattle tale.

Chip196
11-18-2008, 06:18 PM
tattle tale.

Hey ... I told the good and bad :innocent::smile:

IamFogHat
11-18-2008, 06:19 PM
I'm only invisible when people don't think I am, if that helps.
Is Gvac back as a netter now?

TheMojoPin
11-18-2008, 06:19 PM
I once thought I was invisible but it turned out I was just crazy.

Gvac
11-18-2008, 06:21 PM
All of you...I implore you...if nothing else, always remember - we are NOT human beings living a spiritual life, we are spiritual beings living a human life.

sr71blackbird
11-18-2008, 06:21 PM
If you were invisible, you would be blind because images would not be able to focus on your retinas. I can however, fly for short distances if I run fast enough and leap into the air. The furthest I ever flew was 30 feet.

jennysmurf
11-18-2008, 06:22 PM
Hey ... I told the good and bad :innocent::smile:

uh huh. :dry:

I'm invisible at parties, does that count? Or is that just social awkwardness?

Jughead
11-18-2008, 06:23 PM
All of you...I implore you...if nothing else, always remember - we are NOT human beings living a spiritual life, we are spiritual beings living a human life.

Is this the anniversary of something:tongue:......Just asking...:bye:

Jughead
11-18-2008, 06:24 PM
Oh and I HATE GRAPE....But Love you....:smile:

Kris10
11-18-2008, 06:25 PM
I'm only invisible when people don't think I am, if that helps.
Is Gvac back as a netter now?

no, he is invisible

IamFogHat
11-18-2008, 06:26 PM
All of you...I implore you...if nothing else, always remember - we are NOT human beings living a spiritual life, we are spiritual beings living a human life.

Anniversary of our first LSD or DTP experience? Where are we going with this?

epo
11-18-2008, 06:27 PM
All of you...I implore you...if nothing else, always remember - we are NOT human beings living a spiritual life, we are spiritual beings living a human life.

The answer lies in the subtle Way of the universe.

TheMojoPin
11-18-2008, 06:41 PM
All of you...I implore you...if nothing else, always remember - we are NOT human beings living a spiritual life, we are spiritual beings living a human life.

OK, Sting. Spirits in a material world...thanks.

Chimee
11-18-2008, 06:44 PM
I miss Gvac's lute.

lleeder
11-18-2008, 06:48 PM
I tried but only hid half myself.

TheMojoPin
11-18-2008, 06:56 PM
I miss Gvac's lute.

So does he. (http://gimmethelute.ytmnd.com/)

Fez4PrezN2008
11-18-2008, 08:21 PM
All of you...I implore you...if nothing else, always remember - we are NOT human beings living a spiritual life, we are spiritual beings living a human life.
Tell that to my human 401k :thumbdown:

hippie

PapaBear
11-18-2008, 08:22 PM
Read my last post in this thread.

Death Metal Moe
11-18-2008, 08:26 PM
http://moodrabbit.com/images/time_travel.jpg

RoseBlood
11-18-2008, 08:28 PM
Read my last post in this thread.

Haha I got it! :lol:









after i scrolled and scrolled and scrolled :dry:

jennysmurf
11-18-2008, 08:30 PM
Haha I got it! :lol:









after i scrolled and scrolled and scrolled :dry:

I did the same thing! It took me an embarassing amount of time to figure it out. I'm ashamed of myself.:unsure:

PapaBear
11-18-2008, 08:32 PM
:smoke:

Death Metal Moe
11-18-2008, 08:46 PM
All I know is there has to be an invisible sun that gives it's heat to everyone.

Fallon
11-18-2008, 09:02 PM
Have You Ever Turned Invisible?

I thought I did.

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BlackSpider
11-18-2008, 10:26 PM
I like Gvac, and his chrome dew-rag.
There, I said it...


Oh, yeah, and his awesome wolf-shirt. He doesn't disappoint...

Reephdweller
11-18-2008, 10:30 PM
http://www.davidlouisedelman.com/wp-content/uploads/john-kapelos.jpg

I do it all the time, but I kid you not. I am the eyes and ears of this institution.

A.J.
11-19-2008, 12:16 AM
All of you...I implore you...if nothing else, always remember - we are NOT human beings living a spiritual life, we are spiritual beings living a human life.

I'm a human doing rather than a human being.

Gvac
11-20-2008, 07:48 PM
Thirty spokes connect to the wheel's hub;
yet, it is the center hole that makes it useful.
Clay is shaped into a vessel;
yet, it is the emptiness within that makes it useful.
Doors and windows are cut for a room;
yet it is the space where there is nothing that makes it useful.

Therefore, though advantage comes from what is;
usefulness comes from what is not.


Empty yourself.

BE the void.

TheMojoPin
11-20-2008, 07:50 PM
Gvac's life is a lot like the game Myst.

It's pretty and sounds great, but goddDAMN it gets boring real fast.

GregoryJoseph
11-21-2008, 05:27 AM
The Ninjas knew the secret. The Apache knew it. It is a dying art.

Scoff all you like, but it is very, very real.

EliSnow
11-21-2008, 05:34 AM
Being a lurker is not being invisible.

GregoryJoseph
11-21-2008, 05:39 AM
More scoffing.

I expected better from you Eli.

IMSlacker
11-21-2008, 06:06 AM
The Ninjas knew the secret. The Apache knew it. It is a dying art.

Scoff all you like, but it is very, very real.

Rambo knows the secret!

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Furtherman
11-21-2008, 06:29 AM
I am everywhere. Yet nowhere. I am everyone. Yet no one.

Hottub
11-21-2008, 06:35 AM
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

TheMojoPin
11-21-2008, 07:19 AM
Gvac = the Predator?

I always said he was one ugly muddafugger.

GregoryJoseph
11-21-2008, 07:27 AM
It has nothing to do with camouflage or light refraction but rather "turning off" that which makes you perceivable to others.

Don Stugots
11-21-2008, 07:35 AM
I turn off a lot of people. I'm invisible.

yojimbo7248
11-21-2008, 07:35 AM
The Ninjas knew the secret. The Apache knew it. It is a dying art.

Scoff all you like, but it is very, very real.

I am with you. I have no doubt that there are people with this ability. Living in Hawaii and meeting some people there helped open my eyes to the the spirit world and how subjective and limited our concept of what 'real' is. It's easy to laugh at this stuff but there is a lot more going on in the world than what the vast majority of people can perceive.

Ritalin
11-21-2008, 07:37 AM
Invisible? No.

Invincible? Yeah.

TheMojoPin
11-21-2008, 07:45 AM
It has nothing to do with camouflage or light refraction but rather "turning off" that which makes you perceivable to others.

I really enjoyed your autobiography:

http://a2.vox.com/6a00c225295ff88fdb00e398cca02a0004-500pi

GregoryJoseph
11-21-2008, 08:03 AM
I am with you. I have no doubt that there are people with this ability. Living in Hawaii and meeting some people there helped open my eyes to the the spirit world and how subjective and limited our concept of what 'real' is. It's easy to laugh at this stuff but there is a lot more going on in the world than what the vast majority of people can perceive.

I'm glad you understand yojimbo. I've never studied the spirutuality of native Hawaiians but it doesn't surprise me that they have unlocked many of the secrets of the spiritual world.

The parallels in wisdom and beliefs of the ancient peoples of this planet is uncanny.

Furtherman
11-21-2008, 08:17 AM
The latest milestone in the quest for a Harry Potter-like invisibility cloak has been reached: a way of bending the geometry of space so that light from all directions travels around an object, rather than hitting it. (http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/11/081120-invisibility-cloak.html)

GregoryJoseph
11-21-2008, 08:29 AM
Totally missing the mark, Furtherman. Give up the science-is-God school of thought. It's like denying the existence of the moon and only acknowledging the sun.

Furtherman
11-21-2008, 08:34 AM
Pffffft. The mark was invisible, Chucky.

TheMojoPin
11-21-2008, 08:39 AM
Totally missing the mark, Furtherman. Give up the science-is-God school of thought. It's like denying the existence of the moon and only acknowledging the sun.

Yeah, Ferdinand. It's not nearly gay and bullshitty enough.

Furtherman
11-21-2008, 08:41 AM
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/7/3/c/73cf75d0df54be944e16ea3db7efca07.jpg

ahhdurr
11-21-2008, 08:52 AM
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

Well here's another clue for you all ... the walrus was - GVAC?

Gvac
11-21-2008, 12:52 PM
At first I honestly had no clue I was imperceptible, as it wasn't my intent. Then I realized what was happening when I twice scared the living shit out of my cat while meditating. She walked into the room right past me, and when I moved a bit she jumped about 5 feet and landed with her back arched, tail flared out, and every hair on her body standing on end. I couldn't figure out what terrorized her so. That is when I realized I had literally appeared out of thin air in her eyes.

Don Stugots
11-21-2008, 12:58 PM
You smoking the pot?

Freakshow
11-21-2008, 12:59 PM
I once thought I was invisible but it turned out I was just crazy.

I once though I had mono for like an entire year, turns out I was just really bored.

TheMojoPin
11-21-2008, 01:06 PM
At first I honestly had no clue I was imperceptible, as it wasn't my intent. Then I realized what was happening when I twice scared the living shit out of my cat while meditating. She walked into the room right past me, and when I moved a bit she jumped about 5 feet and landed with her back arched, tail flared out, and every hair on her body standing on end. I couldn't figure out what terrorized her so. That is when I realized I had literally appeared out of thin air in her eyes.

A common symptom of severe manic depression are delusions where one "shapes" what they encounter to fit the world they are perceiving inside of their head.

IE:

I think I am invisible.

The cat was frightened of something in my presence, or perhaps even of myself.

The cat thinks I was invisible.

GregoryJoseph
11-21-2008, 01:11 PM
At the next bar event I will appear out of nowhere to someone here.

Bunch of doubting Thomases.

Don Stugots
11-21-2008, 01:13 PM
Bring cannoillis please.

IMSlacker
11-21-2008, 01:15 PM
Invisible cannolis?

ahhdurr
11-21-2008, 01:17 PM
You smoking the pot?

Or perhaps he's on the crack.

Ritalin
11-21-2008, 02:15 PM
.....and

VOILA!

I'm back.

epo
11-21-2008, 03:05 PM
Could I be invisible while eating jelly?

Gvac
11-21-2008, 03:18 PM
I don't blame you for wanting to be unseen while engaging in homosexual activity.

epo
11-21-2008, 03:32 PM
I don't blame you for wanting to be unseen while engaging in homosexual activity.

Hence your need to go invisible.

FACE!

Gvac
12-01-2008, 05:04 PM
I'm about to do it again.

I just may do it at the Christmas party.

Furtherman
12-02-2008, 05:35 AM
Floating scotch!

Gvac
12-25-2008, 07:45 PM
Have you ever gone to a bar with a group of friends and grabbed a table or booth? Another one of your gang will walk in, come by to say hello, go get a drink and come back and then say to you "When did you get here?"

You (and the rest of your friends) will look at him incredulously as you reply "I was here the whole while!" They'll vouch for you, and the johnny-come-lately will have a hard time believing that he didn't notice you when he first stopped by.

If that's ever happened to you, you were invisible.

Nothing terribly mystical about it, I assure you.

But very, very real.

Fez4PrezN2008
12-25-2008, 07:48 PM
Have you ever gone to a bar with a group of friends and grabbed a table or booth? Another one of your gang will walk in, come by to say hello, go get a drink and come back and then say to you "When did you get here?"

You (and the rest of your friends) will look at him incredulously as you reply "I was here the whole while!" They'll vouch for you, and the johnny-come-lately will have a hard time believing that he didn't notice you when he first stopped by.

If that's ever happened to you, you were invisible.

Nothing terribly mystical about it, I assure you.

But very, very real.
Hey look everybody Gvac's back ! Welcome back budday, what's it been like 2 or 3 months since you've posted here? Missed ya. Did you patch things up with Sheepy?

PapaBear
12-25-2008, 07:58 PM
Hey look everybody Gvac's back ! Welcome back budday, what's it been like 2 or 3 months since you've posted here? Missed ya. Did you patch things up with Sheepy?
Someone's a little slow! He's already about to leave again.

Fez4PrezN2008
12-25-2008, 08:00 PM
Someone's a little slow! He's already about to leave again.
Its called irony PB...

doesn't get the bit bear :happy:

robot artist
12-26-2008, 02:26 AM
Great invisibles through history

http://www.uploadgeek.com/uploads456/0/invisible1.jpg (http://www.uploadgeek.com)

http://www.uploadgeek.com/uploads456/0/invisible2.jpg (http://www.uploadgeek.com)

http://www.uploadgeek.com/uploads456/0/invisible3.jpg (http://www.uploadgeek.com)

http://www.uploadgeek.com/uploads456/0/invisible4.jpg (http://www.uploadgeek.com)

drusilla
12-26-2008, 09:57 AM
it seems i turned invisible last night, but only to dino's neice. it was like i wasn't even there last night. she's like 6 & can probably sense that i'm not a big fan of hers. i got nothing when it came to hellos, or thanks for the gifts, or goodbyes. i got nothing but stepped on. fun evening.

lleeder
12-26-2008, 09:59 AM
Brandt Snedeker turned invisible last year on the tour. Look for him to bounce back and be a factor in this years action.

GregoryJoseph
12-26-2008, 06:26 PM
I shall be attempting another foray into the spirit world shortly.

lleeder
12-26-2008, 06:28 PM
I shall be attempting another foray into the spirit world shortly.

I hope not. You're as handy as a pocket on a shirt.

A.J.
12-27-2008, 08:05 AM
At the next bar event I will appear out of nowhere to someone here..

I predict the smoking area outside with the rest of the cool people.

A.J.
12-27-2008, 08:07 AM
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Gvac
12-27-2008, 08:08 AM
I hereby take back every nice thing I ever said about A.J. :furious:

HOW DARE YOU PUT SUCH A GOD AWFUL SONG IN MY THREAD!!!

Gvac
12-27-2008, 08:09 AM
This looks like a comic book I could get into

http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/n8/n40468.jpg

A.J.
12-27-2008, 08:12 AM
I hereby take back every nice thing I ever said about A.J. :furious:

HOW DARE YOU PUT SUCH A GOD AWFUL SONG IN MY THREAD!!!

I heard it last night at the bar and it made me think of this thread. Since I suffered, you must all suffer as well.

cougarjake13
12-27-2008, 08:15 AM
I have. The spirit world is not to be trifled with, however.

Pick your spots carefully.




so that was you then



explains a lot now

LordJezo
12-27-2008, 06:02 PM
Every year around my birthday my posts on this board become invisible. It's the only reason I can think of as to why no one ever shows up at the bars when invited out to party.

Gvac
12-27-2008, 07:15 PM
I just scared the living shit out of my neighbor. He walked right past me and when I said "hello" he jumped 3 feet!

I've got to be more careful with my newfound skill.