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hammersavage

11-15-2008, 05:46 PM

So I'm watching some stupid show on MTV on a Saturday afternoon, much like any other Saturday.

There are 4 girls competing on this 'Rock Band' show. While the show was revolting, the girls were pretty cute so I stopped to watch. Then, the drummer, who I found very hot, drops a bombshell that she was born WITHOUT AN EAR.

So I run through the gambit of emotions right away: ....eww gross, thank god they aren't showing it.......actually, that's kinda hot......hey, I actually think something like that would help my chances if I could look past it cuz she's a hot chick, but a hot chick without a left ear......yeah, I find her hot enough without the ear if she was down.....

Again, she never revealed her left ear so that might be a deal breaker if I saw it and it was hideous. But I think that I could totally look past her not having an ear because she was that cute.

So I ask you ronfez.net, what lack of appendage could you look past and see the hotness before you that God hasn't taken away yet?

And gentleman, please don't say head, this is an actual scientific study of human psychology.

edit: if a mod could change the title to say 'largest'

SatCam

11-15-2008, 05:48 PM

wiener. haha

johnniehardrock

11-15-2008, 05:49 PM

Labia

hammersavage

11-15-2008, 05:51 PM

Scientific people. Scientific.

OGC

11-15-2008, 05:57 PM

.... please don't say head.....

Funny thing is that when I mention sex to my wife, she says the same thing.

sailor

11-15-2008, 06:03 PM

a bad haircut's a deal breaker.

WampusCrandle

11-15-2008, 06:14 PM

i want to say the largest would be from the knee down - but only one. but even then, i dont know ... it would be hard for me knowing a I would be dating Beatles raper.

IamFogHat

11-15-2008, 06:42 PM

Labia

Fag.

jauble

11-15-2008, 06:52 PM

Im gonna go with arm and Im talking whole arm, plus no chair to worry about later.

AngryAsianGuy

11-15-2008, 07:02 PM

Leg

WillfulBoy

11-15-2008, 07:04 PM

I've always wanted a quadruple amputee. I figured it would be cool to just grab her whenever I wanted bounce her limbless torso on my cock until I was finished and then toss her on the couch or bed when I was done, knowing full well that when I returned she'd be right where I left her, waiting for more. Not like she can walk or crawl away.

Make her a mute and it would be absolutely the best situation. I wouldn't have to listen to her bitch, or complain she wasn't in the mood for sex, or babble about shit that happens at work or what her mother or sister said. Do they think we give a shit about their coworkers or families? Really? I don't tell you stories about my real job, I don't want to hear about what happened at the dairy queen. (not her real job, but I don't really know where she works) I know she doesn't wear a paper hot, but its still not an important job.

jauble

11-15-2008, 07:09 PM

patsopinion

11-15-2008, 07:11 PM

im watching the paralympics the other day

and this smoking hot swimmer chick is missing her legs from the knee down
and i went through the hole-ew to thats fucking progression

really if she can still cook, 2 boobs and a vagina im all for it

AnnoyedGrunt

11-15-2008, 07:13 PM

I think I could date a woman without an arm if it was missing at the shoulder. If it was missing at the elbow I think the useless stump might gross me out.

LaBoob

11-15-2008, 07:14 PM

I gotta go with a toe, and it'd still get to me. I get nauseous when I see people are missing limbs. I'm sensitive to it, of course I'm not making fun of it... it's tragic... and it grosses me out.

However, if I fell in love with someone who then loses a limb, that's different. I could probably handle just about anything.

sr71blackbird

11-15-2008, 08:32 PM

I think if a girl was missing a leg it would not bother me

jennysmurf

11-15-2008, 10:13 PM

However, if I fell in love with someone who then loses a limb, that's different. I could probably handle just about anything.

I agree, if he lost a body part after I was in love him, then I could handle it. Unless it was his penis, then....I just don't know. Okay, okay, I'd stay with him, but there'd have to be some sort of arrangement. I mean, I can't be expected to just go the rest of my life without, can I? That just wouldn't be fair. :ohmy:

patsopinion

11-15-2008, 10:16 PM

I agree, if he lost a body part after I was in love him, then I could handle it. Unless it was his penis, then....I just don't know. Okay, okay, I'd stay with him, but there'd have to be some sort of arrangement. I mean, I can't be expected to just go the rest of my life without, can I? That just wouldn't be fair. :ohmy:

no it wouldnt

fortunatly a vagina cant fall off
so men dont have to go the other way on this one

wait what?

jennysmurf

11-15-2008, 10:33 PM

no it wouldnt

fortunatly a vagina cant fall off
so men dont have to go the other way on this one

wait what?

:laugh:

Snoogans

11-15-2008, 10:34 PM

id be fine without legs

jennysmurf

11-15-2008, 10:45 PM

id be fine without legs

Yeah, but how would she feel? You might be okay without legs, but did you ever once stop to think how she would feel rolling you around everywhere in your wheelchair? You're always thinking of yourself.

A.J.

11-16-2008, 12:46 AM

Feet.

Marc with a c

11-16-2008, 02:19 AM

i couldn't make sex with anybody that had somehting missing. maybe an eyebrow, but anything else would be gross.

slippery slope.

Whiskeyportal

11-16-2008, 03:11 AM

I'd be good with her losing her voice box. I'd actually prefer it.

sailor

11-16-2008, 03:28 AM

i couldn't make sex with anybody that had somehting missing. maybe an eyebrow, but anything else would be gross.

slippery slope.

i was expecting you to say penis.

Farmer Dave

11-16-2008, 06:08 AM

I gotta say a leg at the knee or an arm at the elbow. No higher or lower, just missing a foot or a hand would probably skeeve me out. The missing ear would be o.k. as long as her hair covered it in the day light. Not sure if I could handle a missing eye.

razorboy

11-16-2008, 06:30 AM

I've always wanted a quadruple amputee.

I know a movie that you'd just love.

lleeder

11-16-2008, 06:47 AM

If she had a nice ass I'd fuck a headless chick. Eh I'd fuck her with a decent ass too I guess.

disneyspy

11-16-2008, 07:08 AM

i have a collection of tongues that ive taken from women ive improved

RoseBlood

11-16-2008, 07:53 AM

A finger or one testicle, anything else would inconvenience my life too much :dry:

i couldn't make sex with anybody that had somehting missing. maybe an eyebrow, but anything else would be gross.

People with no eyebrows are scary looking.

http://www.freewebs.com/razorbladerizzy/jono%20no%20eyebrow-medium.jpg

sr71blackbird

11-16-2008, 08:11 AM

http://motivateurself.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/sexy.jpg

hammersavage

11-16-2008, 08:34 PM

i couldn't make sex with anybody that had somehting missing. maybe an eyebrow, but anything else would be gross.

slippery slope.

What does it matter if she's asian?

jennysmurf

11-16-2008, 09:02 PM

What does it matter if she's asian?

Some people are racist. Sad but true.:down:

A.J.

11-16-2008, 09:19 PM

i couldn't make sex

That's too bad Borat.

PapaBear

11-16-2008, 10:53 PM

http://motivateurself.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/sexy.jpg

You know what's really cool about this pic? If she had two legs, her computer tower wouldn't be where it is.

Philly Franko

11-16-2008, 10:57 PM

Inside is what counts...beauty is a bonus...:smile:

MacVittie

11-16-2008, 10:58 PM

I'd be fine with leg below the knee or entire arm. But not both.

Whiskeyportal

11-17-2008, 03:16 AM

I know a movie that you'd just love.

boxing helena?

razorboy

11-17-2008, 06:33 AM

boxing helena?

Yep.

Patient zer0

11-17-2008, 06:35 AM

baby toe

topless_mike

11-17-2008, 09:28 AM

You know what's really cool about this pic? If she had two legs, her computer tower wouldn't be where it is.

:lol:

topless_mike

11-17-2008, 09:31 AM

not to be materialistic, but i need my bitch to have all her parts.

anything out of the norm would just be a distraction.

this dood here that i work with was born with only 3 fingers and a thumb on his left hand.
it looks absolutely normal. just when i was watching him one day, i counted his fingers and realized he was one short. again his hand looks like any other hand, just missing the pinky on the end.

a year later, i still cant stop staring at it. and im not even sleeping with him.