The Pockets deserve our respect thread

[King Hippos Bandaid]

pockets get so so little credit,

I wear track , sweat shirts and pants without pockets and it sucks, gotta carry your wallet keys and cell phone in your hands, it fucking sucks


pockets rule, you can hold stuff in them with without any faggy accessories


lets us all respect pockets

if you don't, you are communist

[drjoek]

You can put your paycheck in your pocket too. Oh sooooorry

[WhistlePig]

Love 'em. I'd hate to have pants without pockets. What the fuck do you do with your hands if you don't have them? Hang them at your sides and look stupid?

[Bossanova]

You can put your paycheck in your pocket too. Oh sooooorry

Lock it up

[TheMojoPin]

You can put your paycheck in your pocket too. Oh sooooorry

Wow.

Amazing.

[Snoogans]

You can put your paycheck in your pocket too. Oh sooooorry

best post ever

[johnniehardrock]

You can put your paycheck in your pocket too. Oh sooooorry

Brutal but funny as hell.

[TheMojoPin]

Congrats, Hippo. You finally got a new mod quote.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

oh forgot to post here, i start work at another cruise place monday

I bounced back really quick, better pay plan also

[TheMojoPin]

Maybe now you can afford a stylish messenger bag, you pocketless freak.

[Snoogans]

oh forgot to post here, i start work at another cruise place monday

I bounced back really quick, better pay plan also

stop tryin to put out the flames, you just got shot out of the sky. Its over, johnny

[drjoek]

oh forgot to post here, i start work at another cruise place monday

I bounced back really quick, better pay plan also



I have one classic post in 2 years and you have to ruin it? Damn you. Kidding. Great news budday

[King Hippos Bandaid]

hey I play sports , Nike and Under Armor feel that pockets are not needed

if I had any sewing skills, I'd make fucking pockets

[Snoogans]

hey I play sports , Nike and Under Armor feel that pockets are not needed

if I had any sewing skills, I'd make fucking pockets

you dont need pockets, just put your stuff between your rolls of fat. you wont lose em

[Bossanova]

I have one classic post in 2 years and you have to ruin it? Damn you. Kidding. Great news budday

Oh its not ruined sir. Your post will be remembered

[Bossanova]

You can put your paycheck in your pocket too. Oh sooooorry

Yup, still funny

[Kevin]

stop tryin to put out the flames, you just got shot out of the sky. Its over, johnny

that whore would have asked his new boss if he could use his computer to post that he got the job, at the interview.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

stop tryin to put out the flames, you just got shot out of the sky. Its over, johnny


the line was gr8 sir

I am just in better spirits


plus any non caveman has direct deposit

who gets a pay check anymore

[Kevin]

the line was gr8 sir

I am just in better spirits


plus any non caveman has direct deposit

who gets a pay check anymore

Direct Deposit to your wife's account.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

back to pockets people



some one make a lets attack hippo thread

I am down to argue and post whore till fingers come off

[IMSlacker]

Shirt pockets are way underrated. They're the perfect place to put your sunglasses when you go inside. Only an asshole puts their sunglasses up on top of their head.

[TheMojoPin]

Shirt pockets are way underrated. They're the perfect place to put your sunglasses when you go inside. Only an asshole puts their sunglasses up on top of their head.

Some of us are just so cool we don't take them off when we go inside.

Yeah, that's right...IMPAIRED VISION IS COOL.

[Snoogans]

Shirt pockets are way underrated. They're the perfect place to put your sunglasses when you go inside. Only an asshole puts their sunglasses up on top of their head.

shirt pockets are for nerds

[epo]

shirt pockets are for nerds

Agreed:

http://www.arenamagazine.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/falling_down.jpg

[Bossanova]

Agreed:

http://www.arenamagazine.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/falling_down.jpg

Don't you ever compare Falling Down to Hippo. EVER!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

http://www.shoebuy.com/pi/atsco/atsco131508_69544_lg.jpg

shoes with pockets , cool in the 80s

not so cool now

[IMSlacker]

http://www.shoebuy.com/pi/atsco/atsco131508_69544_lg.jpg

shoes with pockets , cool in the 80s

not so cool now

There was no point in history when Roos were cool.

[WillfulBoy]

Pockets are great unless they're empty.

Even worse than having empty, or no pockets is wearing shorts without a zipper. It sucks going to take a piss without a zipper.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

There was no point in history when Roos were cool.

vecros and pockets were kinda cool

the 80s were fucking crazy

I was too young to fucking know any better

[IMSlacker]

shirt pockets are for nerds

Snoogans likes to wear his sunglasses Guy Fieri style.

http://images.cnhi.zope.net/images_sizedimage_213230632/lg

[Snoogans]

Snoogans likes to wear his sunglasses Guy Fieri style.

http://images.cnhi.zope.net/images_sizedimage_213230632/lg

He stole that shit from Zach Johnson.


the golfer

[patsopinion]

it seems like pockets are an invention of the past though
between a cell phone, keys, wallet, lighter, smokes

i want to carry more things
but ive run out of pockets

like gum, purell and other things


i think the murse is going to be the wave of the futur

[paracetamol flanders]

i think the murse is going to be the wave of the futur

I carry a murse, though I call it a man-horse because that is something I said when drunk and it stuck. The advantage is that it frees me from misshaped clothing due to over stressed pockets filled with guns and vials of ether.

[TheMojoPin]

This is why I hate that cargo pants went out of style...they're so much more pracitcal in terms of pocket-space. That's why I prefer the fall and winter...you get to bust out the hackets and expand your pocket capacity.

[Snoogans]

This is why I hate that cargo pants went out of style...they're so much more pracitcal in terms of pocket-space. That's why I prefer the fall and winter...you get to bust out the hackets and expand your pocket capacity.

fuck that, you can still get acceptable cargo pants. Just dont be an asshole and get giant fuckin cargo pants that you could put fuckin books in the pockets. Thats what went out of style. HUGE pants.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Don't you ever compare Falling Down to Hippo. EVER!


who is comparing

they were making fun of shirt pockets

wow your observant

[TheMojoPin]

fuck that, you can still get acceptable cargo pants. Just dont be an asshole and get giant fuckin cargo pants that you could put fuckin books in the pockets. Thats what went out of style. HUGE pants.

Oh, definitely, but if you're dressing up to go out-out, it's usually gotta be either jeans or nice pants.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

cargo pants arent too bad

but who uses the other pockets then the front, unless you are trying to hide weed

[TheMojoPin]

cargo pants arent too bad

but who uses the other pockets then the front, unless you are trying to hide weed

Keys. iPod. Phone. Transit pass and assorted stuff. That's 4 pockets right there, plus I always prefer to have my wallet in one of the cargo pockets if I can. Sitting on a wallet hurts.

[PapaBear]

All hail the cargo pant. I don't have to sit on my wallet, and I can carry my cell or a camera.

[patsopinion]

Keys. iPod. Phone. Transit pass and assorted stuff. That's 4 pockets right there, plus I always prefer to have my wallet in one of the cargo pockets if I can. Sitting on a wallet hurts.

i feel like an asshole when i go to class and i gotta take my wallet out


3-330 of sitting in one place on a hard chair and i got that diggin in
its fucking unbarable

can anyone recommended a murse solution or site?

[Snoogans]

cargo pants arent too bad

but who uses the other pockets then the front, unless you are trying to hide weed

the cargo pockets are the best place for a wallet stupid. Try bump and swiping that shit. No chance. Althought there is no chance to get your wallet anyway since the pants are stretched as tight as they go

[jennysmurf]

the cargo pockets are the best place for a wallet stupid. Try bump and swiping that shit. No chance. Althought there is no chance to get your wallet anyway since the pants are stretched as tight as they go

Hot.

[Snoogans]

Hot.

less in that way.

Think more like how you have to stretch out a tent

[jennysmurf]

less in that way.

Think more like how you have to stretch out a tent

You mean like this?

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:4_6eRbt7iuJNIM:http://bp2.blogger.com/_7HxRJmxhBrM/R40C4RMqosI/AAAAAAAAAAk/I3fw4UKAzcg/s320/fat_man.jpg

[A.J.]

This is why I hate that cargo pants went out of style....

They didn't with the guys I work with over here.

[PapaBear]

Cargos have nothing to do with style. Fuck style!!! That's my style. I don't sit on my wallet!

[PapaBear]

PS, AJ.... get to work on that post in the shower thread.:nono:

[lleeder]

I got these Starter sweatpants with deep pockets and they are amazing. A real pocket is great in lazy gear.

[Snoogans]

I got these Starter sweatpants with deep pockets and they are amazing. A real pocket is great in lazy gear.

starter is still a company?

[lleeder]

starter is still a company?

Its the first Starter thing I ever bought. They were at Walmart and all black with grey pockets and no elastic at the bottom of the legs, nice and wideleg relaxed fit.

[Snoogans]

Its the first Starter thing I ever bought. They were at Walmart and all black with grey pockets and no elastic at the bottom of the legs, nice and wideleg relaxed fit.

last time i saw starter for sale was like 1994

[TheMojoPin]

Man, I had a hot Starter jacket back in the day. I wouldn't even wear it that often out of fear of getting it dirty or damaged.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

starter and champion went from top shelf to no names


I go to old navy and pay a lil more because they have kick ass pockets in their track and sweat pants

its the top name sport companies that fuck u over

[Snoogans]

starter and champion went from top shelf to no names


I go to old navy and pay a lil more because they have kick ass pockets in their track and sweat pants

its the top name sport companies that fuck u over

i have only adidas and nike sweatpants and they all have pockets

[TheMojoPin]

Good Lord.

A pair of Hippo's sweatpants would be a mansion in the Sudan.

They call him the "House God" over there.

[lleeder]

I like the starter casuse the logo is the same color as the pants so you cant see it. Champion stands out way too much. No one likes a big white C.

[lleeder]

i have only adidas and nike sweatpants and they all have pockets

Label whore.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

i have only adidas and nike sweatpants and they all have pockets

i can agree with that

the sweat pants aren't the big issue, more the track pants and mostly the shorts

[Snoogans]

i can agree with that

the sweat pants aren't the big issue, more the track pants and mostly the shorts

adidas shorts also have pockets. Maybe its the Lane Bryant clothes you buy

[lleeder]

i can agree with that

the sweat pants aren't the big issue, more the track pants and mostly the shorts

No one wants to see thos pale jew legs in shorts.

[TheMojoPin]

Seriously, who wears sweatpants? You're not a hobo anymore. Knock it off.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

No one wants to see thos pale jew legs in shorts.


its not pretty, but u cant play ball n pants


and mojo I like track pant better than sweats, I do like fleece sweats at home, they kick ass

[Snoogans]

its not pretty, but u cant play ball n pants


and mojo I like track pant better than sweats, I do like fleece sweats at home, they kick ass

maybe if you didnt gamble away the money to pay the heating bill, you wouldnt need those thick sweatpants

[disneyspy]

its not pretty, but u cant play ball n pants


and mojo I like track pant better than sweats, I do like fleece sweats at home, they kick ass

does your wife know you fuck sheep?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

maybe if you didnt gamble away the money to pay the heating bill, you wouldnt need those thick sweatpants


I like fleece sweats

I don't remember the last time I gambled or bet horses, behaving is good I guess

[King Hippos Bandaid]

does your wife know you fuck sheep?

sheepy is not my type, i like them a lil more femme

[Snoogans]

I like fleece sweats

I don't remember the last time I gambled or bet horses, behaving is good I guess

well its hard to have money to gamble without a job

[disneyspy]

sheepy is not my type, i like them a lil more femme

more femme than sheepy? impossible!

and you were no were near as fat as snoogans led me to believe

[King Hippos Bandaid]

well its hard to have money to gamble without a job

I have one as of tomorrow, but this is a good 2 years now, its for the best, I guess

[Snoogans]

why are you so much fatter then your wife, hippo?

http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000N4SA8M.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_V46066982_.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

why are you so much fatter then your wife, hippo?

http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000N4SA8M.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_V46066982_.jpg


my kid does refer to me as not the Mamma

[Snoogans]

my kid does refer to me as not the Mamma

you seriously look just like him


you and your kid:

http://crazyabouttv.com/Images/dinosaurs.jpg

[A.J.]

starter is still a company?

Miss the old factory in New Haven.