View Full Version : HELP: overdose of caffeine
sr71blackbird
11-15-2008, 04:53 AM
I injested too much caffeine and I am feeling bad jitters and racing thoughts.
What can help me? Water?
I had a Redbull, then a large coffee and then a Pepsi Max about an hour later and I now feel it.
I did it because I had a rough night sleeping and had to wake myself up for work, and I know I over did it.
Thanks!
LordJezo
11-15-2008, 05:00 AM
Just enjoy the ride and stay near a bathroom.
You didn't have that much.. in college I once did 12 shots of espresso in a row just to see what would happen. I pretty much got drunk for about an hour and then passed out from exhaustion. Don't think I'd do it again but it was fun then.
http://www.coffeefaq.com/site/node/12
LaBoob
11-15-2008, 05:07 AM
Smoke a pack or two of cigarettes and you'll be right as rain.
sr71blackbird
11-15-2008, 05:09 AM
The problem I am having is that it is hard to concentrate and I feel hyper. I wish I could get it out of me or take something to nutralize it right away. I am drinking water to try and flush it.
RADIO-SHARK
11-15-2008, 05:28 AM
try to burn it off with exercise. try jogging or dancing...
Whiskeyportal
11-15-2008, 05:29 AM
Vodka should even things out for you
RADIO-SHARK
11-15-2008, 05:31 AM
:drunk: <-sr71BLACKBIRD..
Hottub
11-15-2008, 05:38 AM
Yeah. You need a beer.
Aneurysm
11-15-2008, 05:43 AM
Yeah. You need a beer.
Or a set of balls.
Stop acting like such a faggot, you had three caffine drinks. I think you'll be ok
BlackSpider
11-15-2008, 05:46 AM
Try a couple of 5 hour energy drinks and some I-57 Ignite...
LordJezo
11-15-2008, 05:54 AM
Will water really do anything? The drug is in your blood now so you just have to let it run it's course.
Foster
11-15-2008, 06:01 AM
go jerk-off that should calm you down
midwestjeff
11-15-2008, 06:21 AM
Ride the snake.
EffMeBoobs
11-15-2008, 06:23 AM
I'm drinking a triple shot starbucks espresso in your honor.
Tenbatsuzen
11-15-2008, 06:36 AM
I'm drinking a triple shot starbucks espresso in your honor.
"I AM BOOBSHOLIO! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!"
biggestmexi
11-15-2008, 09:30 AM
I had a Redbull, then a large coffee and then a Pepsi Max about an hour later and I now feel it.
Thanks!
Too much?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa
Your like dave with his "cigar" story.
DonInNC
11-15-2008, 09:36 AM
Being overcaffinated at work is the worst. Don't volunteer for shit, don't tell your boss about any great ideas you just came up with, and watch the pacing.
Kobe8
11-15-2008, 09:41 AM
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/76/pics/76ocarter2.jpg
Alright, just listen. Everything is going to be fine. You're very high right now. You will probably be that way for about five more hours. Try taking some vitamin B complex, vitamin C complex.. if you have a beer, go ahead and drink it.
Just remember you're a living organism on this planet, and you're very safe. You've just taken a heavy drug. Relax, stay inside and listen to some music, Okay? Do you have any Allman Brothers?
Doogie
11-15-2008, 09:53 AM
Or a set of balls.
Stop acting like such a faggot, you had three caffine drinks. I think you'll be ok
:lol: I was thinking of a nicer way to put that...but no. Your way works better
Bob Impact
11-15-2008, 10:21 AM
Wow...
Try speed sometime, then tell me about caffeine.
SatCam
11-15-2008, 03:18 PM
Has anyone heard from sr71 since? his last login was at 1pm. I am worried......
AngryAsianGuy
11-15-2008, 03:19 PM
Has anyone heard from sr71 since? his last login was at 1pm. I am worried......
He vibrated at a rate high enough to cross dimensions.
He's currently in a parallel earth where WWII was won by Panda Bears.
mikeyboy
11-15-2008, 03:20 PM
Just keep telling yourself...
"If my heart doesn't slow down, I'm going to die"
AngryAsianGuy
11-15-2008, 03:22 PM
Just keep telling yourself...
"If my heart doesn't slow down, I'm going to die"
I saw that movie... Wait, it was the other way around
http://www.orble.com/images/httpwwwcrankfilmcom1.jpg
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